>be Russian
>notice a few mentions of 'carrying mace' for self defense over the years
>logically conclude that women in Burgerland all carry pic related everywhere
>that's pretty fucking brutal
>years later, realize it's just a name for some gay pepper spray
>still disappointed to this day
Effectiveness of pepper spray is still constantly debated, and you gotta use it properly, lest you give yourself a faceful as well.
Ain't nobody gonna question the effectiveness of a fucking mace, though. All weather, regardless of wind direction, no prior experience or training required - just caveman instinct: me swing heavy stick, make big hurt.
Dammit, Freedomland, you could have been cool. You could have been cool.
>>34597688
In Canada there was a solid gold mace for the sargeant at arms to hit monarchists with
It got stolen
>>34597688
>Women
>Swinging heavy objects
>>34597797
One to two kilos tops, and they're balanced well enough.
>>34597688
>Dammit, Freedomland, you could have been cool. You could have been cool.
you'd be cool too if you didnt let jewish bolsheviks destroy everything beautiful in the world
>>34597797
I dunno, your mom didn't have a problem swinging my dick around in her mouth.
>>34597752
>hit monarchists
>>>/out/ republican filth
>>34598219
>>34597688
I know what you mean, I was pretty disappointed too.
>>34597752
>hitting monarchists
Why would anyone do that?
They need to make a collapsible one like an asp baton.
So you can fit it in a purse...
>>34602642
So literally just a collapsible baton then
>>34598198
t- american
>>34597688
Got any of those .366 TKM "Shotguns" yet?
>>34597688
>>notice a few mentions of 'carrying mace' for self defense over the years
>>logically conclude that women in Burgerland all carry pic related everywhere
ESL is a gift upon the world
>>34604815
It's the way they say it, too. Just 'mace', not capital M Mace, not "Mace"(tm) in brackets.
Like how are these even remotely the same thing. How is intense burning in your face comparable to blunt force trauma.
>>34604804
Not where I live, no. But I live in bumfuck nowhere.
>>34604872
>Not where I live, no. But I live in bumfuck nowhere.
A village in fucking Kamchatka i presume, or the far east in general?
>>34597688
I'm disappointed to OP.
The flanged mace is the perfect blend of cutting edge and blunt force trauma.
>>34604940
too*
>>34604880
Siberia, actually. But yeah, currently staying in a village. About 4k population total, and that's only on paper.
The big city that I lived in on and off for a while, I was in a hunting store once or twice. Saw an SKS but I assume it was just a regular civvy remake.
>>34597688
wasn't open carrying things like that just become legal in commiefornia?
>>34603821
Not same anon, but "no, one with a flanged mace head"
>>34604973
>tfw town i live in has 2400 people
>has 2 gun shops
you have my condolences
I mean, guns are simply better.
Didn't Russia start granting carry permits?
>>34605017
pistols still illegal for 99.999% of everyone, but now we can carry rifles and i think swords and the like as well openly, though cossaks already do that anyway.
>>34605017
bruh
what
Unless you're a military or police officer, a security agent or somesuch, you can't even OWN a handgun.
Carrying is just that, transporting. The weapon must be unloaded, magazine detached if possible, partially disassembled for break-actions, and in a carrying case. And it must stay that way until you're out of the residential area.