Fictional /k/ommandos

>>34593649
Dale's home board is probably /x/, but eventually he'd shift to /pol/, at least during election seasons.

>>34593777
Nah, he's /pol/. The board used to be a lot more /x/ when it was created, with conspiracyshit everywhere.

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>>34593777

I could see it

Also checked

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If the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard!

>>34593822
Dale isnt neo-nazi tier though. Maybe early /pol/ then

>>34593845
WE MUST PROTECT OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS

>>34593887
>early /pol/
/pol/ was always natsoc.

early /new/ however was still pretty diverse.

>>34593777
>>34593822

pretty sure he would crossboard between /x/, /k/, /pol/, /an/ and /out/ a lot

>>34593940
Your commie has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness.

>>34593887
He was about to get redpilled on cuckoldry and then white genocide and the jews soon after

>>34593845
kulak, work on your opsec.

>>34594143
>not /co/

>>34594139
no u

>>34594167
This thread literally started with a cartoon pic. Quit being a faggot.

>>34594182
Well, I mean, the whole movie is ABOUT cartoons. For King of the Hill, it's the medium. In Roger Rabbit it's also the subject matter, and a pretty core thing in the movie.
You're the faggot here, you faggot.

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I always rooted for him to conquer these blue monkeys

>>34594334
This, those intergalactic smurfs deserved to get conquered.

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>>34594334
Movie was literally pocohontas in space

Was honest to god rooting for the military the entire time, but halfway through, it was clear who was supposed to be "rightous" and who wasn't.

>>34593716
Those guys, while losers, are too outgoing to do anything else but spend an hour a day max doing normie tier facebook surfing.

>>34594414
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099348/

>>34594252

Which episode?

>>34593730
too bad nick offerman a fucking liberal in real life

>>34594472
should be Season 8E11 "Doomsday" when they break into the maximart during an evacuation.

>>34594494
Eh, just look past the actor. Actors IRL aren't the characters they play, they make that very clear

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>>34594583
>just look past the actor
depends on the actor. Some make the characters they play feel all the more genuine because they impart an actual part of themselves into it.

>>34593845
>muh Kubrick reference
he would have no patience for this boards bullshit

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/k/ as fuck rn

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>>34593649
If 4Chan existed at the time, he would be in every writefag thread

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>>34594633
Also this guy.

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>>34594613

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These guys were /k/ af

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>>34594753
>These guys were /k/ af

Underrated post.

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>no naked snake

i am disappoint /k/

>>34594975
Solid is 4chan.
Naked would probably surf Reddit.

>>34594994
>Solid is 4chan.
Solid is would be a redditor. he's a naive pawn who fucks a lot of things up simply because he's told to.

Big Boss is definitely /k/

>>34595023
They're both autistic but Otacon turned Snake on to 4chan.

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>>34593649
Why the fuck isn't Burt the fpbp

>>34593730
Swanson would probably find this place disgusting.

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>>34595064
>mfw new tremors movie being made

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Mercenaries from Jurassic Park 3 were /k/ as fuck

>>34595098
After watching the fifth one I'm not particularly excited.

>>34593804
What kind of saiga race gun is that

>>34593800
>implying he could use a computer

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>>34595218
I prefered the 5th to 3 and 4... definately though, -none- of them are as good as the original movie.
Try as they might they've never had protagonists as good as the first film.

>>34593971
>implying he wouldnt be an annointed apostle of the /k/ube

>>34595242
>as good as the first film.
The new one is going to have Kevin Bacon in it IIRC. but i don't think Fred Ward is going to return to it.

>>34595235
>Implying /k/ommandos do

>>34595273
>The new one is going to have Kevin Bacon in it IIRC. but i don't think Fred Ward is going to return to it.
Next quote the whole thing and read the whole thing kind anon
>Try as they might they've never had protagonists >as good as the first film.
The second film had Fred Ward without Kevin, that didn't work either.
It was their chemistry as a duo plus the supporting cast that made it work. They've never had main characters as good as Val and Earl.
Michael Gross is compelling and /k/ approved but he can't carry a film and none of the movies had such great writing and interplay with such easily understandable characters.

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>>34593649
>You will never be raped at gunpoint by Revy repeatedly and form a sweet and loving family of /k/ommandos
Feels bad man.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRxgXzk_L0s

>>34595222
That's Vera

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>tfw I drew on somebody today

>>34594975
naked is the tripfag we would all love but then would one day leave us, forever wondering what happened too him

>>34594414
And ferngully

>>34594414
>>34595863
And Dances with Wolves

Story's been told a thousand times

>>34595694
>tfw you will never sell long lost atlantian tech to the Kaiser

>>34595832
Duke is entirely too competent to be /k/

>>34594583
>Actors IRL aren't the characters they play, they make that very clear
Not even Clint Eastwood?

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Going for the ones people wouldnt think of.

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>>34595935

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>>34595973
I feel like doc browses /diy/. Rick on the other hand probably browses /k/.

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Tristana

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>>34595994
Fucking madman

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>>34595994
He does come here.
>>34596003
Definitely.
Didnt the doc get killed at the beginning of 3 because he burned some serbians on a deal for weapons grade uranium?

>>34596024
>Weapons grade uranium
True.

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>>34596033
If i remember right hes a good shot too.

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He would be the one who opens threads about magnum revolvers, high power loads in general and uploads webms blowing up shit with tannerite

>>34594179
underrated post

>>34595510
Why live

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>nobody has posted this adorable little autist
She's exactly the right blend of retard, genius and firearms fetishist.
>yfw Weiss and Blake are probably /pol/ and /leftypol/ and Yang has never left /b/

>>34595510
>implying Revy and Balalaika aren't clicking boredly through /h/ and /hc/ while laughing hysterically at everyone's bizarre fetishes

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>autist
>loner
>weapinz collection

>>34593804
The epitome of /k/ imho

>>34594252
This is the most accurate portrayal of /k/

>>34596220
you forgot
>loli fetishist

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The Colonel from War for the planet of the Apes. One of the 1st characters from a movie I really liked in a while

Probably browses /pol/ and /k/

>>34596197
This is really fucking true.

>>34595978
Have you seen his show?
Guy cant aim for shit and is beyond fudd tier, hes a nice actor though.

>tfw they didn't make him the announcer on rs2

>>34596290
>Have you seen his show?
mail call is scripted by writers.

>Guy cant aim for shit and is beyond fudd tier
you do know he's on team glock right?

At least learn what the me mes mean before you shitpost.

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>>>34595973
> Rick on the other hand probably browses /k/.

I know his biggest customer does.

>>34596099
Especially in the book. He bought $800 Israeli surplus NVG and shoots .38s out of his .357 Python.

>>34595510
>raped
Maybe in her mind, yeah.
I'm just having sex, with guns.
So, properly.

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>>34596365
I remember rolling around laughing after i realized he would be a total regular here while reading that

>>34596307
I assume that guy's talking about Lock 'n Load, in which Ermey's shooting performance is pretty shit.

I actually really liked the show but he was clearly having a hard time.

>>34596399
>but he was clearly having a hard time.
probably an age thing desu. my grandad was pretty alright shot till he got into his 70s.

>>34594707
15. A SCENE WHERE ANIMAL MOTHER DECAPITATES THE SNIPER WAS CUT.

Adam Baldwin, the actor who portrayed Animal Mother, was upset about that.

>>34596290
R. Lee Ermy voicing RS2
I didn't know how badly I needed this until now.

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>talks big game
>thinks he's some sort of tactical l33t oper8or
>ambushed with cup of coffee
>actually just a LARPer

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Basically everyone in this series.

>>34596528
Holy shit! I forgot about this comic after it had it's dead spell.
Really need to get caught back up. Thanks, Anon!
(Also check out Romantically Apocalyptic if you've not already)

>>34596197
Surprisingly accurate character personalities there.

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Stan's our man!

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>>34596625

>>34593804
> Mal: "She has a name!"
> Jayne: "This does too! [in a lustful voice] I call her Vera."

>>34596646
I remember when I started the thread that led to this. Good times.

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>>34596652
Not a fair trade.
Not when she was young anyway.
>>34596666
that was a fun one

>>34596099

looks like a faggot

>>34596441
the fuck? he decapitated her?

Why don't I remember this?

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>>34596757
>>34596780

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Frank Reynolds, obviously.

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>>34596220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3rDbXbZRI

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>>34596259
I doubt it highly.
>loli fetishist
In the normal version he said he would not make a great lover due to last love.

>>34596197
No one posted it because no one watched it.

>>34596757
You wouldn't fuck him?

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>ctrl+f Ding Chaves
>0 results

How the fuck is this possible

>>34596341
Did*
Morty landed a ship on his head.

>>34594753
>Run "business" where they fight spoopy monsters using improvised weapons.
They're living the fucking dream.

>>34597413
fuckin eh bud. Actually went to a 30th anniversary screening of that movie recently. Few beers etc. Also I saw Corey Feldman live last week lel. "Truth, Justice & the American Way".

>>34593737
OP said who browses /k/ not who browses/b/

>>34597037
It's not even fucking close to /k/osher but it's still fun for autism reasons. I'd kill to see a version that takes the same characters and plops them into a slightly different setting that takes away their magic (because that's what dust, aura and semblances basically are) and gives them normal guns but still makes them fight spoopy monsters.

>>34597549
Kek. No, Kreiger browses /a/, /b/, /h/, /hc/, /k/ and maybe some /pol/. Stays away from /g/ and /sci/ because they look like amateurs next to him and his sex cyborg made of spare hobo parts and the holographic waifu.

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>>34597153
>Implying Dieter Munz isn't more based.

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Obligatory.

>>34594334
he should've had some artillery

>>34597622
A Mormon missionary covered in bandages and SWAT gear who has a boner for 1911s and murdering filthy savages but won't bother anyone who doesn't bother him? Pretty /k/, yeah. His Christfaggotry is a little much for me personally.

Snake Plissken

>>34597622

Yes, no question

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She would.Though she probably constantly shitpost about TerraSave and how it's such a great organization.

((i think i have an weird obsession with her, /k/))

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>>34597734
Barry is far more /k/ than any other RE character. And I know your feels, Jill Valentine is my waifu always and forever.

>>34594884
Those tiny sunglasses really fucking bother me.

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>>34595991
>liberal propaganda movie based on a fascinating book about the making of a marine

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>>34597748
I think he'd lurk but close the browser every time Moira comes into the room so he doesn't have to hear her whining and edgy swearing.

Here, have a Jill photo. wink wink nudge nudge.

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Sam Jackson's character was probably the most /k/ out of the bunch.

John Goodman's character was definitely an /x/ poster though.

Can't believe it hasn't been posted already
>keeps a suppressed 1911 for HD

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>>34597793

>>34594494
no he isn't he just doesnt get his panties in a twist about people being different.

>>34597831

is /k/ the most conspiracy loving board?

>>34595125
I second this.

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>>34597793
>>34597831
One of my favorite comic book characters, mainly because he's one of the few I can think of who had such an impact on a plot he died prior to.

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>>34597782
Got u bby.

>>34597845
Since 99% of /x/ is now either trying to summon a succubus (pls help) or convincing retards they have psychic powers? Yes.

>>34597845
/pol/ had a field day with the Moloch stuff, so I don't know.

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Perhaps the most /k/ GTA character there is.

>>34597600
>D. Munz

>Dmuns

>Demons?

I feel as though the developers were trying to make some sort of joke with his name and his abilities.

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>nobody posting Constanze
Although to be fair, I just remembered too.
>builds magic guns
>has forced people out of her lab on the business end of a subgun
>built a flying battleship
>such severe autism she communicates only through robots and written messages

>>34595935

I'm not sure what you're getting at. Clint might share some opinions with some of his characters he's played as (but then again so do you), but it's not like he's actually shot
baddies in the wild west

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>>34597880

Muchas gracias por dat ass.

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>>34597792
Hell to the Yes!!

Fucking loved him in Kong. Dude was oper8r as fuck

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>>34597973
forgot to add he takes down a giant gorilla with only 10 guys and some gasoline

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Gentlemen, I like guns.

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>>34597622

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>>34598321

>>34594673
>joker
>not that badass riding gunner in that helicopter scene

>>34598321
Well at least he can talk. Who is he?

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>>34596666
>>34596646
>>34596625
Goddamn that was a good thread, lads. Shame they don't happen more often, even on /co/. Especially on /co/, really.

>>34596441
>decapitates
>not rapes her dead body

Dumb.

>>34598400
>not raping and THEN killing
Fucking degenerates.

>>34598362
>he doesn't know Joshua Motherfucking Graham

>>34598417
>not killing then raping
>then reanimating and raping
>then getting her pregnant
>then killing her again soon as she gives birth
>and then raping the baby

>>34598422
>Doesn't know the Bane scene
https://youtu.be/VRCM0jWEQjQ?t=99
Skip to 1:38 if the link doesn't work.

>>34598428
Okay, then...

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>>34598307

I see you too are a man of culture.

>>34598460
Need more cute Seras cosplayers.

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>>34593649
In a Galaxy of intergalactic space flight and advanced plasma guns, anyone that can still find prolific use for a knife is /k/ in my book

>>34595850
Until years later we see him in a pic dump from a conflict in the Middle East or Africa, leading an Army of PMCs into building their own nation.

>>34598508
I would join that army.

>>34593730
>>34595078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfTYptEDlpw

he'd probably roll with the eurobashing

>>34594334
Met Stephen Lang once, he's a real nice guy and very underrated imo.

>>34597748
Chris would be on /fit/ the whole time tho.

>>34598557
Should have been Cable.

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>>34598482
Okay then.

(don't take it no one wants to see my Major cosplay anyway.)

>>34598573
>major cosplay
Do tell more.

>>34598499
>In a Galaxy of intergalactic space flight and advanced plasma guns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaUsvc9wReU

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>>34598573
>>34598585
>Major cosplay
Yes

>>34598499
>Carves skull into helmet visor

Fuck it, not like he needed to aim to stab aliens anyway.

>>34598565
Shit, he would've rocked that role. He's naturally jacked and has the charisma for it. Who did the role go to?

>>34598499
IM READY

>>34595850
>>34598508
literally Hotarufreak

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>>34593649
>Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

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>>34598598
>>34598573

Alright, but prepared to be disappointed.

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>>34598743
>implying anybody has been here long enough to remember anymore
I guess we'll never find out what would happen if we shot a fucking AT4 at the moon.

>>34594753
The perfect love children between /k/ and /x/.

>>34596399
YOu guys are forgetting he's a pogue they can't hits shit with resting a 20 inch barrel on sandbag

>>34598620
Josh Brolin. Not a bad decision, but still.

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>>34598787
Is this meme magic?

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>>34598321

>>34598874
It sure looks that way.

>>34598899
What happens if I take off those bandages? Will you die?

>>34598910
It would be extremely painful.

>>34598940
You're a big Mormon.

>>34598965
for you

>Joshuaposting

>>34599005
Grahamposting. Get it correct.

>>34595935
Clint Eastwood was a pro gun control fud

>>34599023
"Bane" counts as a given name. Therefore, Baneposting/Joshuaposting.

>>34599042
put me in the screencap

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>>34596099
>me.jpg

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Especially the planefu and weaboo threads

>>34595510
It ain't rape if I want it. And there is no condition in which I wouldn't want it.

>>34595032
This.

>"Hey Snake have you heard of a website called 4Chan?"
>"4...Chan?"
>"Yeah! I use to to talk to other Otakus but there's lots of different kinds of boards on there."
>"Hmm I don't know but I'll take a look."

He stumbles across /k/, makes fun of people in an /akg/ and then he's hooked

>>34593649
your girlfriend

>>34596491
This.

They said they'd still pay him, but you know they just followed him home and plug him.

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>>34598779

>>34598389
>>34596646
>>34596625

Plz give me more I need /k/ Stan

>>34601103
>"Otacon... What are traps?"
>"Oh boy Snake! You're in for a wild ride."

>>34601155
I imagine that cold as ice tech expert spook guy going it. Wouldn't think twice about it.

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>no one has posted Dale yet

He is fucking /k/ incarnate.

>>34601272
Since he's in the OP, i figured it was a given.

>>34601272
it's only the thread thumbnail, m8. U shhot yer eye out, kid?

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I'd be really surprised if someone else knew this

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>>34601331
Woah, I'm fucking autistic.

>I'm out of here

>>34601359
>itsreal85

Aint no niggaturtles here.

>>34598779
Peppridge farm and I remember.

>>34597565
>and maybe some /pol/
The guy is literally a Nazi.

>>34597900
>blows off his arm
later....
>I fucked up, /k/... I fucked up bad

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I've been posting this gif too much recently, but Misato seems at least somewhat /k/, not like super /k/, but neither are a lot of characters here so, maybe?

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obligatory.

Hank Schraeder from Breaking bad
The Nazis from Breaking Bad, specifically Kenny

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my father. he just doesn't know he's my father yet

>>34598768
>Prepare to be disappointed

Glad I prepared

>>34596197
good observation!

>tfw ywn talk about guns with ruby
>tfw ywn craft weapons together

>>34593730
Nah, Ron's /out/ and /an/

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>Weird water monster attacking my home, what do I do?
>I know, pull out my shotgun and blow holes in the roof at it, this is the best plan

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Whaaaat
No joker?

>>34602098
>joker

Clearly /b/

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>>34595986
Jigen is more /k/ than Lupin

>>34595963
*mmmmm*s

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>>34593649
>now playing : Razormind

>>34594628
Incredibly accurate

>>34598779
Don't think I browsed /k/ at the time of this, but i recall seeing a video of contractors in Iraq, and the guy in a video said that. Same guy I'm guessing?

>>34601587
They should all be destroyed

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definitely browse /k/ eh?

>>34602858
They're all fucking /k/

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>>34598499
Bungiemakes great /k/ommandos
*puts a brand new tank in your path*

>>34594563

Thanks

>>34596290
>>tfw they didn't make him the announcer on rs2
holy shit i was ok with Rising Storm 2 up until you made we realize it didn't have this

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Chigurh is super /k/.

>>34602520
Chains is /k/
Wolf...? Nah

>>34604401
4chan is for mortals

>>34604047
>simultaneously retarded and a genius
>SHOTGUN
>doesn't afraid of anything
>has probably called Lopez "Beanerbot" at least once

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is he /k/ related?

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>>34604517
I brought him up yesterday

>>34596833
He's not nearly autistic enough.

>>34604517
/k/ but such a mary sue its hard to really care after a few episodes.

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straw dugs. Turned /k/ at the end.

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would operate with

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>>34593649
I am a hero's main is a good candidate.

He's got crippling depression and cuddles with his shotgun when he's scared.

>schoolgirl fetishist

>>34604419
If you think /k/ is only full of gun passionates, you haven't been here long enough.

>>34595064

His Character is definitely top tier /k/ material. Maybe the kayest of them all.

But his real life persona is supposed to be some anti gun homo from what I've heard.

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>>34595510

>mfw I'll never be a grown man who watches anime of girls being operators and actually non-ironically, like that homosexual mind degenerating bullshit

Feels good man.

>>34601599
Is that our vice president?

>>34604838
He WAS an antigun homo until he played Burt. After that he took a more neutral stance. He's not /k/ by any means but he has said that he at least understands why people enjoy owning and shooting guns.

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>278 posts
>not a single one of these two

>>34597782
Awww yeah Jill sandwich

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>>34605496

>>34596024
>Didnt the doc get killed at the beginning of 3
Beginning of 1, weapons-grade plutonium.

>>34604628
I've wanted to read this can anyone vouch for it?

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>>34605496
>>34605506

More like a tentacle rape sandwich if you know what I mean.

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>>34605605

First 5 are WAY WORTH reading.

>>34605605
It's totally worth it. It also gives you an insight of Japan's overly strict gun laws.

Also it shows what happens when you give a gun to a no-guns loser and doesn't know how to handle it.

>>34605624
Yeah I agree, I never really liked it when they started diverting into side stories. And I still can't make heads or tails of the last chapter.

>>34598306
is that a famas?

>>34598356
>He thinks that the average /k/ browsers are badasses who have actually been in war
You are clearly new and don't understand this board and thread, friend.

>>34594241
I chuckled

>>34594694
what boards do Gary Busey browse irl?

>>34605605
I'm the guy that posted the picture and I love it, it starts getting a bit weird but it has a very good representation of mental illness, firearms as a sort of "in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king" sort of thing, where he has an over under 20 gauge shotgun and everyone else has airsoft guns and miniature crossbows and bows and arrows.

If you go in looking for a knock down drag out action story you're in the wrong place. Psychological horror with a layer of good gun porn of an over under shotgun used in an apocalypse setting is what you're getting.

>>34604570
You don't know what a mary sue is.

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>>34593730
He's a liberal hypocrite douch

>>34595064
He feinstein teir anti gun

>>34597933
>dat TD
>first reaction is to pull out a gun and return fire when shit goes down
>does a failure drill when the magic runs out
>pulls an RPG on a dragon

Somebody on the creative team absolutely browses /k/

>>34606200
/s4s/ and /r9k/

>>34596878
This

>Dwight from The Office.jpg

>>34604604
the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged
Adam Goldberg is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival tom cruise and liam neeson. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed harvard's boipucci.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting himself lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with adam barely able to force it past the knob, and russell moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to his colon. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his anal muscles clamping down on adam's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

>>34606844
lol wait wut?

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>>34597897
>>34597845
Yes that's why I main both which given my job and my clearance is very ironic.

>>34601520
He is a genetic clone of hitler, at least pre dreamland, but I don't think he actually has an ideology.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSv0DZu71Uk
>obese
>favorite gun is nugget
>buys guns for meme reasons ("A-team gun")

Wouldn't be surprised if the writers of this movie regularly browse /k/

>>34606898
Welcome to /k/.

Lube up.

>>34596267
He was a fuckin badass antagonist in the movie

>>34598306
Watching that a second time, the animators remembered to put in the ejecting shells.

Also, the fuck kind of ammo that don't break clothes or skin?

>>34604855
>Black Lagoon is homosexual defenerate bullshit
Found the faggot

>>34607081
such a fuckin good movie

>>34595694
This movie is fucking amazing

>>34608427
>one of the episodes is about a pair of child twins who were child sex slaves and forced into child pornoraphy in some European country after some war
>every character sets out to murder said children
>the morality of killing children isn't explored nor does any character seem to realize that they are hunting children
>the writing is so abysmal it just makes no fucking sense and shits itself
The people involved in making that shitty anime had some serious autism.

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Johnny's pretty /k/. Even becomes an hero at the end with an airsoft Beretta.

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>>34608851
>My face when critics at the time shat all over this movie because it was a Disney movie that wasn't a musical.
Jesus fucking Christ. Fuck critics.