Ok hear me out.
>be me
>buy sks online
>comes to me greased in cosmoline
>disassemble that filthy slut down to the screws in the stock
>soak in mineral spirits for 3 hours
>spend another 3 hours cleaning the shit out of every part with hot water and detergent
>oil every part with ballistol
>dripping wet
>with oil
>reassemble with no instructions
>takes me another hour
>flip the back lever down,its complete
>works better than before
>extreme satisfaction
>so oily i have to rest the stock on my thigh to pull the bolt back
>this bitch is oiled up and rearing to go,and I caused this
>get a bit of a chub when the vibration of the bolt going quaked through my lower body
>"fuck it"
>jerk off using my ballistol covered hands
>thought about cumming on the sks
>i'd have to clean it more,fuck that
>5 mins later i regret my decision
>come post original content on /k/
So 2 questions,did I use too much oil?I plan to go shooting in a week and I can wipe it down if need be.
Also is ballistol bad for my dick/future children?
>>34589357
It'll burn like a motherfucker. But if it gets you off, it is not something I'm steering you away from.
t. jacked it with old Russian nugget lube
>>34589357
Yes, that much oil will just suck dirt out of the air and your rifle will get all gunked up and dirtier than ever. You want very light coats of oil. Disassemble and wipe it all off with a clean rag.
No, Ballistol is not bad for your dick, it's basically just repackaged canola oil. You also don't need to worry about your future children since you're clearly too autistic to ever successfully mate with a female.
>someone on /k/ has wanked off with ballistol
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED
>>34589357
jesus christ /k/
OP here
The tip of my dick is burning
Currently washing the shit out of it with water
Debating going to emergency room but not sure how im going to explain it to them
WOULD NOT RECCOMEND
>>34589805
I am also NOT HARD ANYMORE so its harder to wash
F U C K
>>34589357
>Also is ballistol bad for my dick/future children?
From the Website:
Ballistol contains medicinal grade mineral oil, alkaline salts of oleic acid, several alcohols, Benzyl Acetate and an oil from vegetal seeds. The mineral oil is unchlorinated and conforms to the specifications of US Pharmacopeia XX. As an aerosol Ballistol contains 33.8% VOCs. As a non-aerosol it contains 5.3% VOCs.
>>34589452
>canola
You're thinking of Fireclean
>>34589805
Just keep flushing it with water.
>>34589805
>>34589820
see >>34589394 you moron
>>34589805
pics faggot
>>34589837
>vegetal seeds
>>34589874
go back to /b where trash belongs
>>34589988
Or how about literally >>>/trash/?
>>34589357
I prefer CLP
>>34589861
wont I get banned for posting pics of my dick
>>34590120
just delete the post after
>>34589805
>>34590120
No balls. Op is a fag and won't do it.
>>34590400
my dick feels fine now
its literally going to be a pic of cock on top of my SKS with a timestamp
I DONT NEED THAT SHIT ONLINE
>>34589805
Mfw right now
>>34590448
>>34589608
Seen this before, except with a dude jerking it with cosmoline from his nugget. I love this place.
>>34590442
Nigger there's been pics posted of a guy with his dick caught in the bolt and receiver of an SKS before.
Finger your asshole, it will redirect the pain
I'd be cool with just holding hands and cuddling...