Quick /k/ help me! High School Reunion is coming up in 2 weeks.

Bring a concealed pistol, then pull it out and shoot yourself when you're there.

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>>34587378
wear a dildo
but on your face

>>34587439
>>34587447

fuck off with this bullshit, besides they are already sold-out in my area

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>>34587378
>going to your hs reunion
Kek my was last weekend and roughly 12/2?? Former students showed. Positive there were more faculty than students.

>>34587378
>bring SCAR-H
>show everyone how cool
>spraypaint the walls with your brain matter

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>DEVGRU
You'd have better luck trying to convince people that you were actually *this* Gru.

>>34587378
>High School Reunion
What is this like?

>>34587378
If you actually plan to go, and want people to think you've actually operated do two things. Don't mention shit about operating unless someone asks and keep it very brief and believable, don't exaggerate shit, don't give details. the second is work on your thousand yard stare. now go work off 400 of your 500 lbs.

>>34587809
you're a faggot for encouraging something so retarded

>>34587838
You're a faggot for not going to quite possibly the same upcoming reuinion in two weeks and putting him on full blast in front of everyone.

>>34587378
Hi Hunter 3-1

If I went to my highschool reunion, it'd just be a bunch of niggers and mexicans that I don't remember.

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