Does OPSEC apply to dogs?
>>34583959
They're mans best friend for a reason.
You can tell em anything you want, they ain't snitching
>>34584001
That and the peanut butter trick.
>>34583959
is that a rocket launcher? A LAW, maybe? idfk my non ballistic weapons well at all.
>>34584073
That's a LAW, yes. A fired one, though.
>>34584029
why would you want your battle buddy licking your crotch?
>>34584029
Aaahhh yes the old skippy on your dicky makes you cum quickly!
Gotta love that wet warm tongue and those grateful eyes looking up at you
>>34584091
Shit gets lonely at night
Harrison won't even look at me after I shoved my birdcage flash hider up his smelly anus.
I smell it every morning as soon as I wake up
Guys can we have one thread about animals without it turning into bestiality erotica
real talk doe peanut butter is super useful for getting doggo to take his pills
>>34584116
No.
>>34584340
I find cheese to be less of a mess
fuck doggos, cattos are better
>>34584404
>autism speaks
>>34584404
>fuck doggos
Sure, why not?
>>34584404
You want feline aids you sick fuck?
>>34584670
>Something about acquiring doe urine, or bucks fighting over a dicking?
>I had something in Arabic for this
>>34583959
It could, if there were conditions that the dog was in that could tie it to an operation that would need to be tight lipped about, like a certain dirt, stuff of that nature. This is pure speculation btw.
>get your dogs name on an Access Control List
>>34584379
>>34584340
i just hollow out a cavity in a hot dog and he swallows the whole thing without chewing anyway
>>34584630
>>34586292
>>34586292
>>34586305
+ following
>>34586292
>>34586305
poor kitty
>>34586354
Tried to eat some baybees and got fucked.
>>34586292
>>34586305
Cats are for queers
Base Brazillian slave catching mastiff.
>tfw no female wolf to be my battle buddy
>>34584977
That's what she said
>>34586354
>>34586360
>>34586376
Here are your ewes.
Kind of makes me wonder what a dog would look like if a pack of cougars were trained to bay them.
>>34586292
>>34586305
as a BR,the amazonian dudes are the only guys i can respect.
>>34586405
you can always get a female dog
>>34584029
>>34584104
>>34584092
>>34584404
>>34587348
As an American we don't respect you rice and beans nigger Brazilians.
>>34587429
ok /pol/
>>34584404
>>34586401
Not to burst your doggo bubble but does that guys rifle have a ammo belt in it ?
>>34587348
As an American, I wanna fuck many of your women.
>>34587647
Yup
>>34584104
Harrison sounds like a faggot. I personally wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't let his hootch mate fuck him in the ass.
>>34586386
Jesus Christ. Why doesn't he just ride the damned thing?
Wasn't there a picture of some scraggy looking guys in gear that had black bars all over the place, including the eyes and paws of the dog that was with them?
>>34584726
>>34586360
>Morocho later ate the 2 children
Tbqh I have met a lot of nice pitbulls.
>>34586354
>>34586360
That doggo got real damn lucky, almost as lucky as that guy who killed a grizzly by biting it in the jugular.
>>34589213
that dog isn't a pit. it's a dogo argentino.
>>34589554
Nah, too white to be Argentinian.
>>34589595
that's just it's surname, it's not actually Argentinian.
>>34589595
Well, now you've started it.
>>34584029
Indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP_7PXQpbu4
Inb4 someone post the webm of dog eating shit straight from a mans ass.
>>34590904
I've seen this before but I forgot how much it turned me on
>>34584340
How about you feed your dog a raw diet as god intended so you won't have to spend money on pills. You end up saving money living naturally/.
>>34584029
What about this trick?
http://i.imgur.com/hXgPp6Q.gif
>>34584404
Cats are worthless and stupid, only gaining intelligence from centuries of domestication.
Dogs were domesticated from wolves which were already social and thus had to make decisions as opposed to solely acting on instinct AKA programming.
Most social animals will thus be more intelligent.
The whole, "Cats can't be trained; they just choose not to do things," is also cringey as fuck and nothing more than cat owners with superiority complexes projecting themselves onto their pets.
Every once in awhile you'll find an aberrant cat with high intelligence, but I'd owe that more to the iron will of its owner.
>>34584404
>>34592799
>cats
>worthless
They are biological white noise generators.
>>34592799
Cats learn, but can't be taught. They learn by watching if they care enough, for example my cat learned how to open doors and other cats have learned how to use the wc without being taught.