Can someone enlighten me on how this works?

>>34577005
Of course it does you fucking racist

>>34577005
It doesn't.

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>>34577012
>>34577009
Which one is it?

It sits in place with the props spinning a little bit, but doesn't actually do anything. That's how it works.

It's great for that job, too, because it's cheap and easy to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h5uTo1-h20

At least the "Tank" moves a little

>>34577005
Afrikan majic the white man stole

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>>34577005
If it wasn't for white colonization, sub-Saharan africans would have terraformed Mars by now.

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>>34577005

>>34577005
The wheels on the bus go round and round

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>>34577160
>>34577146
>>34577107
>>34577056
This is a serious question

>>34577167
That was a serious answer

>>34577005
i like those cute nose fireworks

>>34577005
My favorite part is the "missile" launchers that are aiming directly at itself.

The fuck am I looking at, OP?

>>34577045
That has to be the saddest tank I've ever seen.

>>34577212
Those look like sharpened wooden stakes.

I think its a carrying case so you can land, and use them to dispatch any vampires that survived the fireworks barrage.

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>>34577021
Before we decide whether or not it "works" we must determine what it was intended to do.
Maybe its creator intended it to entertain westerners on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum, in which case it does indeed work.

>>34577005
It's intended for the next stage of African spiritual development.
Once they manage to cast off the pernicious effects of Christian superstition, they will be able to generate a mystical concensus field (similar to, but in all ways superior to, Waagh magic) which will empower it to achieve performance levels that western technology can't hope to match.

>>34577005
it looks like one of those big toys

>>34577005
WAAAGGGGHHHHH

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>>34577428
>Only a couple'a rokkits
>no dakka at all

>>34577005
here's video of it firing it's 'missiles'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hi0A9VaDHQ

>>34577938
>that fucking comment
lmao

>>34577005
the rocket pod aimed right at the cockpit never ceases to make me kek

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Zambian space program:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0

>They eat da poopoo? NO!

Anyway, could you imagine what would happen if any African nation actually developed a feasible space program?

>>34577005

It's powered by niggardtry.

>>34577005
>Can someone enlighten me on how this works?
It works on the sample principles as a smoke detector.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTv7AqH7AHY

>>34577005
Don't forget their two legged mech
https://youtu.be/tVaSDBKL5RI

>>34578051
>daisy taller than rosalina

No.

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>>34577005
>Can someone enlighten me on how this works?

Niggers give money to Apostle Dr. Kwadwo Safo Kantanka... money disappears.

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>>34578572
>block machine that can only do 16 blocks at a time

>>34577005
>those rims
>that irst
>rear firing missiles

How can the west compete?

Democratic peoples republic of the Congo superpower by 2018

>>34577005

They're called "gyrocopter"s, my dad's friend made one when I was growing up and I've thought a out buying a small(est) jet had things gone different.

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>>34578572
more like
>give money to dr
>dr spends half of it on chinese shit
>pockets the other half

>>34578704
The one in OP isn't actually real though. It's made by this dumb nigger "Apostle Dr." variety who just re-brands Nissan trucks with his name as "inventions" of his along with stupid shit like this helicopter mockup.

>>34577005
it doesn't

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>>34578718
Are those prices for a single flight?

>>34581117
I sure hope so otherwise 15 yo me wants to know why he had to ride the bus to school every day

I sent him out an email a few weeks ago asking about prices and exportation of the helicopter and tank but I haven't received a reply yet. :(

>>34581117
>>34581175
http://www.barnstormers.com/Experimental,%20Gyrocopter%20Classifieds.htm
Theyre still a lot cheaper than I expected

Does anyone have a picture of the mech that was made by this guy?

>>34577005
In reality it's a towed gyrocopter that had a bunch of fake shit added to it. Has no engine. Towed by a ship for forward observation for sea based artillery strikes. Used by the navy probably up until 70s

>>34584786
>it's a towed gyrocopter
Prove it. I assert it's not even that.

>>34578572
Are those car wheels on that plane?

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>>34578545
Fix'd for you.

Also, I ordered "Dancing in the Glory of Monsters" and it should be home by tomorrow. Can anyone here tell me what to expect?

>>34578051
But we've already spent apes into space

>>34585819
I know that gyrocopters exist, but I don't believe what OP posted is one.

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>>34585440
Yes.

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>>34578777
What a complete waste of a holy trip.

>>34577005
WAAAAAAAAAGH

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>>34581764
>$30+
might as well just buy a Mi-2

>>34585890
Hard kek

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>>34577005
You dumb fuck OP, you've never seen a mower-copter in action before? It takes one man to tilt the copter in motion and push forward into enemy lines.

>pic related

>>34581117

Underrated filename.

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How is africa out innovating everyone?

>>34577005
What's the end game for those rockets sitting on the tail?

>>34588818
to suicide if you are shot down over the enemy territory

alternatively they can be remotely operated by a commissar to kill any pilot who shows a sign of cowardice and betrayal