>your family will never be this /k/-tier

Challenge accepted.

>>34576975
Are those select fire weapons?
(excluding the revolver ofc)

>>34577000

You rolled trips. Your only option now is to gather your family and take a group photo with all of them having guns in their hands.

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>>34576975
False. Im related to Randy Weaver

>>34577294

>>34577294
what, seriously? if that's true then you have my condolences. whenever someone asks why I don't like the ATF i tell the story of ruby ridge.

buncha cunts.

>>34577022
likely not

I don't have kids but my cousin has 2 and he and his wife got their son and daughter .22lr rifles at a young age. I know they shoot pretty frequently too. If I ever end up with children I'm teaching them to be warriors.

You're right, my kids will be smart enough to not put their hands in front of the cylinder. They also won't be so poor that they have a revolver.

So you're right, they won't be /k/ at all.

Well my parents are dead and I have no siblings or spouse. I have more guns than the people in the picture so technically my "family" is more /k/.

>>34576975
>those little girls are probably grandmothers by now

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>>34576975
It is sad they had to arm themselves to that extent to protect themselves in a country that their ancestors built from nothing.

Fuck bantus

>>34578335

>that their ancestors built from nothing
This is what gets me the most. What we now call Zimbabwe was *unihabited*, USELESS land before Ian Rhodes bought it up and clawed diamonds out of it's soil.

The fucking commies were just mad they didn't think the idea first.

>>34578356
>Ian Rhodes
Cecil Rhodes dipshit, been watching too much forgotten weapons huh?

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>>34577000
Nice trips, this is going to be a hell of a thread.

>>34577022
Maybe its S.A.or Rhodesia.
>>34577611
likely so

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>>34576975
>you will never live in Africa

>>34580305
Anything is possible anon

>>34576975
>/k/-tier means getting btfo by niggers

that explains a lot

>>34580672
>implying

Commie lives are a dime a dozen, free lives are expensive. Nobody can hold out forever against a persistent enemy when almost THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIRST WORLD embargoes you.

It's a miracle they lasted as long as they did.

>>34581111
>making excuses for getting btfo by niggers

all dat /k/uckoldery

That family is totally fucking dead. Murdered by mugabe's savages.

>>34577294
How's he doin these days?

>>34577700

Revolvers tend to be more expensive. Your midwestern poorfag is showing.

>>34581124

>being this retarded

>>34581124
>calling other cucks
>you're the biggest cuck of all
>kill yourself and make your parents proud for once

Daily reminder, niggers are subhuman

>>34581318
>ignores reality
>calls others retarded

as always this board is dumber than /pol/

>>34581534

i want reddit to leave

>>34581549

i am sorry historical facts trigger you so much

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>>34581563

>ignores facts
>posts blatant untruths

>>34581568
>retarded looking men in retarded looking clothes with generic ugly church bitches.
Checks out. I bet $1,000,000 you are the one in the terrible shirt.
>you know which one.

>>34581584
>implying rhodesia won the bush war either politically or militarily
>demands a safe space free of facts

this board is pure aids

>>34581600

>implying you aren't retarded

bk2reddit

>>34581588
You would win that bet.
>4th of july

>>34581602
>muh safe space

library time is up dylann roof

>>34581588

I don't think I've seen a saltier comment over a basic-ass family photo.

We aren't on r/roastme kiddo, saying dumb shit won't get you any updoots here.

>>34581612

you can throw out as many buzzwords as you want, you're still reddit and therefore cancer.

leave.

>>34581619
>says nothing other than le reddit
>accuses others of using "buzzwords"

quite ironic

>>34581625

>says nothing other than le safespace
>>>/reddit/

>>34581630
>so triggered he missed the statement on rhodesia losing both militarily and politically

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34576975
Well, my family still has their country.

Where are these dipshits now?

>>34581634

>le triggered
well meme'd reddit friend :^)
leave

Not that guy but:
>reddit
>leave
>upvote
>leave
>leave now
I'm waiting for the word cuck to drop soon

>>34581653

ironic considering he used it first

>>34581662
I don't know who is who in this conversation, all I want is for you to stop being faggots and enjoy what could become a nice thread. How did we get from a family photo to 2 guys discussing Rhodesia?
Captcha made me click an Adidas tracksuit

>>34581714

The folks in the family are Rhodesian, or were I should say. Every once in a while we get some edgy teen who thinks losing automatically invalidates everything Rhodesia ever stood for.
It's like, what do you think would happen if you pitted a lioness against an entire pack of hyenas? What do you think would happen if all foreign first-world nations foolishly withdrew any and all support and then placed embargoes on the lioness?

>>34578494
I guess he mixed up "Cecil Rhodes" and "Ian Smith"

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>>34576975
I don't know, my family is pretty /k/

>pic related

>>34576975

My wife is into guns, we got twin boys on the way. I can't wait until all four of us to go shooting, camping, etc.

>>34577611
>>34577022
The FN might be as these were issued by the government to local militias. The SMG is most likely semi-auto, it was built by a South African company and marketed for civilians in Rhodesia.

>>34581124
Rhodesia was BTFO by the eternal anglo, not by some African nationalists. Commies literally lost every single engagement in the war.

>>34581588
Beat me to it anon. This picture just made me cringe. They aren't even holding guns

>>34581568
>all of those dyed blondes

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My unborn child is /k/ as fuck already

>>34582467
And the NVA lost every battle against the Americans in Vietnam, yet they still won the war, just like ZANLA/ZANU. Funny how that kinda shit happens in war.

>>34576975
god the british are an ugly race

>>34576975

Too bad they're at best refugees living in Bongistan and at worse raped and dead.

It is funny watching formerly white, prosperous nations in Africa fucking implode when whitey moves out, though.

>>34582303
> Tfw i want g3 but im europoor and studentpoor...

>>34582866
$50 that this guy has more handsome hair than you

>>34577273
My youngest can barely hold a rattle, so it'll be a while.

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>ywn be a cop in the 80's

>>34582905
It's a PTR-91 so its made in America :)

>>34582467
>Commies literally lost every single engagement in the war
>if i redefine engagement in a narrow and irrelevant context, they totally won every engagement

by 1979 the rhodesian military controlled tiny urban islands in a sea of insurgency

>>34578290
the family was raped/killed after the photos

>>34581662
>used it first

where

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Think again.

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>>34586351
we can hope they got out in time.

>>34586512
Your son looks like the incarnation of every kid I hear on CS:GO.

He looks like he doesn't rush B enough, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Overall 8/10, would go on a tactical joint family operation with.

itt: racists

My immediate family will never be /k/.
(mom, dad, brothers).

But the rest of my family is pretty /k/.
>Aunt and uncle used to drive around in the 80s shooting stops signs with my uncles .357 magnum.
>uncle carried two highway patrolmen in shoulder holsters.
>uncle and dad stopped in the ghetto to get gas
>dad tells him they should have kept on driving.
>my uncle out loud shouts "I dont give a fuck about these niggers!"
>People start to slowly approach them.
>uncle pulls one revolver and puts it on the hood of his 75' Cadillac Deville.
>everyone backs off

>Aunt never gave a fuck, carried a 8" .357 magnum in her purse since she was 17
>she would date a guy for a while then get tired of him, when he would come back around trying to get back together she would pull the gun.
>she would pulls the gun quite alot actually.
>Got the tittle "Hippie with a hand cannon"
>She retired from working at the phone company in her 40's
>Then decided she wanted to be a cop
>went through all the training and graduated
>she even had job offers
>decided she would rather just be a volenteer deputy and never actually do anything.
>then she decided, that she liked the work but didnt want to chase down assholes all the time
>so she became a guard at a military fort in her 50s
>did that for a while and then a local boy opened up a landscaping company and aunt decided she would just garden the rest of life so she went to work their
>currently keeps a loaded ruger lcp in her pocket and a Glock 17 in her purse.


>Grandfather
>did 3 tours in vietnam
>NRA instructor
>one of the guys who was over the JFK funeral
>Qualified on every weapon he could in the military and also qualified on the G3 during the cold war while working with germans
>i was cleaning his car for him a few months back so he could sell it. I found a loaded glock 17, 3 fully loaded mags, and 200 rounds of ammo in a walmart bag.
>Grandpa reaction "oh, i forgot that gun even existed

the list goes on.

>>34581643
>>34581634
Shut up

>>34581714
They're not discussing Rhodesia. They're spouting random words at each other

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>>34581634
Rhodesia is best, you better best be gettin on now before I dawn my short shorts and jump out of this helicopter and annihilate your coon village just like that. l8er reddit fag

>>34586561
>implying he isn't the son

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>>34586512

that hi-point .308 tho

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>>34582496
>those stretch marks

>>34588638
yes, this is what happens when a woman is "in a family way", son.

>>34588496
I wish, bud.

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>>34582905
Whats yfw I'm collegepoor and bought one for 500 bucks the other day

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>>34576975

>>34586296
>by 1979 the rhodesian military controlled tiny urban islands in a sea of insurgency
Objectively wrong.

>if i redefine engagement in a narrow and irrelevant context, they totally won every engagement
A military engagement is a combat between two forces, neither larger than a division and not smaller than a company, in which each has an assigned or perceived mission. An engagement begins when the attacking force initiates combat in pursuit of its mission, and ends when the attacker has accomplished the mission, or ceases to try to accomplish the mission, or when one or both sides receive sufficient reinforcements, thus initiating a new engagement.

>>34589238
You forgot europoor.