>blocks your path
>>34575547
*blows up your ridge*
>>34575547
Psssh, nothing personnel kid
>>34575547
>Flanks your formation
>>34575547
ФУЦК ИOУ КAИCEP'C ПИГC
>wheels out the field gun
>>34575908
>holds flank
>>34575547
Craters your Cricket pitch
>>34575547
*push canon*
*fire*
SOLDIERS HEROS DIE FOR YOUR LAND!
>>34575547
>REGIMENTAL HEADQUARTERS, COME IN PLEASE
>>34575547
>causes 678+ German casualties
>>34575547
Contracts Gonorrhea
>>34575547
>>34575583
>captures your ridge
>>34575547
>defeats you with the power of music
>attacks
>all die
>>34578416
Piper James Richardson, the absolute madman!
>>34575547
*has the most outdated infantry weapons and equipment while acting snooty towards you*
>gets supper ready
>sips pinard and cleans standard issue semi-automatic rifle
>loses the war