U.S. coast guard

>>34575224
I just saw three of their boats going fast with their lights on at the beach

They're fine I guess

>>34575224
I seriously regret not going to USCGA.

>>34575224
Coastguard? More like Uncle Sams boat club.

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>>34575224
Navy corpsman here, from what I see, they're pretty cool.

Floating boats covered in blokes.

Also, 4 coast guard guys came into our ER. All of them were getting tested for STD's and they all had them. So there's that.

>>34575224
The best branch of the military, by far. They sit back, relax, come ashore to fuck lonely army wives and marinecucks, catch cartel smugglers doesn't afraid of anything

2nd best branch of the military to join.

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>>34577274
>catch cartel smugglers
>implying they interfere with CIA fund raisin operations

>>34575224
They get their shit done without being dicks.
Also, few long deployments.
Not lazy like chairforce.

>>34575224
>current Sgt is former coastie
>actually pretty high speed, fit, kewl and brotier

they alright

For when the Navy wasnt gay enough

Yea I'm honestly excited to leave for boot camp in a week so that's why I'm asking

>>34577961
Did you pick a school yet?

>>34578362
In the coast guard you pick a school after bootcamp and have to wait on a waiting list but I'm aiming for AST or maritime enforcement specialist

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>>34578362
In the coast guard you pick a school after bootcamp and have to wait on a waiting list but I'm aiming for AST or maritime enforcement specialist

They protect the american waters and make sure illegals dont come into america on a boat