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Humorous selector markings thread

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Post 'em. Also other humorous markings such as the "smile wait for flash" muzzles.
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>>34574247
Cringe. As. Fuck.
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>>34574258
Oh. My. G*d.
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Best one ever.
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>semi: Hey Ho
>Auto: Let's Go

I kinda want that, but I don't know what safe should be.
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>>34574247
Safe:
>Self Defense Situation
Semi:
>Outside Your Apartment Window at 3am
Auto:
>Through a Crowd of People
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>>34574900
Gabba Gabba?
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>>34574900
>Safe: I Wanna Be Sedated
>Semi: Gimmie Shock Treatment
>Auto: Blitzkrieg Bop
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>>34574985
That's great desu
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I have a poly lower I need engraved, local laser engravers looked at me like I was crazy when I came into shop, where go?
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>>34574258
Anything but Safe/Fire is cringe.
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>>34574247
> sugar free
> skittle
> rainbow
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Safe
BixNood
Rape
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>>34574258
It's literally, like, problematic.
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>>34574247
Turn-based select-fire switch.

>Safe
SKIP TURN
>Semi
ATTACK
>Auto
SPECIAL
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>>34575540
I like this.
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>>34574247

>Nothing
>A well balanced meal
>Taco Bell
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>>34574885

Fuck Kevin DeLeon. He is everything wrong with the gun grabbers writ large. Here's hoping he gets to share a cell with Leland Yee and several burly redguards some day.
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>>34575590
Audible fucking kek.
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>>34575786
>mfw I left a name on from replying to b8
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>>34575236
Underrated
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>>34574247

>Fuck me
>Fuck you
>Fuck everybody
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>>34574258
Found yours.
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>>34575236
600RPM, is an insult to Uncle Jerry imho
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>>34575860
AKM is 600 RPM but isn't the M4A1 and M16A1/A3 around 750 RPM?
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>>34575813
Joan?
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>>34574247
>No
>Yes
>Over the top lads
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>>34574247

>Bullets no go
>Make bullets go
>Make bullets go faster
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>>34575959

8-900
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>>34574258
I don't get it. "Cringe" is safe? "As" is semi auto? At least Fuck for full retard makes sense.
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>>34575959
Technically you are right, but I was making a joke.
Sometimes I forget autism out does funny here.
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>>34574247
>capitalism
>socialism
>communism

See what I did there?
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>>34576704
Yes... yes I do and my only problem is I wasnt the one who thought of it.
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>>34576704
Took me a second. Love it.
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>tfw HA repeal never
I'd jump through all the good goy NFA hoops if they'd just let me, damnit.

>>34574985
>>34575540
>>34575590
>>34575826
>>34576704
Theae are pretty great.
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>>34576704
I did not.
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>>34576575
That's a wee bit excessive in my opinion. 600 RPM is a nice, round number. 10 shots per second. Full 30-rnd mag lasts 3 seconds of continuous automatic fire. Less than 600 seems too slow (MP40), and more than 600 would make accurate automatic fire a bit more difficult with the 7.62x39. I'd say that 5.45 could afford to be sped up, but 10 shots per second is still a respectable rate, certainly faster than almost anyone could do in semi-auto.
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>>34576704
The rate at which people die?
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>>34576695
When it comes to firearms, yes, my autism is quite powerful. It can and will override some attempts at firearm-based humour if incorrect statements are made.
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>Fuck me
>Fuck him
>Fuck y'all
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>>34576775
>>34576791
I took it as use semi auto to deal with socialism, full auto in event of full blown communism.
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Summer. Fags. Go.
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>>34576833
How didnt you guys get it
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>>34574247
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>>34575236

Not
> Safe
> Hickock
> Miculek
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>>34575540
skip turn should be defend
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>>34575540
Special should be CRITICAL HIT
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>>34576833
>>34576881
I took capitalism as keep it to yourself, socialism as share the rounds a bit and communism as everybody gets some
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>>34576852
LOL
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>>34576704
Explanation for fucktards.
Safe=capitalism because capitalists ain't gonna shoot at you. They're your friends.
Semi=socialism because socialists aren't normally as well armed or organized as communists.
Full=commies because human wave tactics.
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Shitty song lyrics edition:


>Home
>Wake me up.
>CAN'T WAKE UP
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>Don't worry about it
>What's that?
>SKINWALKER
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>>34576833
>>34577110
>>34577141
Just James Bond hamburger my sister right up.
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>>34577234
>Do you know where you are?
>You're in the jungle baby
>YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
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>>34574258
literally shaking right here senpai tbhghghhgufhsdjfhs

Kill you're are self
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In the Bundeswehr we used to speculate what the already given letters stand for
>S
>E
>F

>Scheiße, klemmt (Shit, jammed)
>Erschrecken (Scare 'em)
>FLEISCH! (MEAT!)
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>>34574247
>Desktop
>Sleep
>SHUT DOWN
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>>34574985
>London Calling
>Death or Glory
>Rock the Casbah
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>Nothing
>Something
>Everything
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>>34575645
He's getting a bigger role in CA politics now that Kamela Harris is off in DC and Newsum 99% getting the governor seat in 2018.
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>My legs are okay
>Full auto
>Fuller auto
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>>34576887
>Sonne
>Eifersucht
>FEUER FREI
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>>34577389
>>34577491

Wrong post, fug.
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>cis
>sjw
>THOTS
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>>34577467
>Bullshit!
>You've learned nothing from my lessons
>Brouzouf
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>>34577457
We can only hope that the new SCOTUS slaps newsom's shit so hard it flies back into his asshole and stays there. Because that asshole is a true believer when it comes to gun control, he's not just doing it for the I did something votes, he honestly believes that guns are the cause of all violent crime. Any gun control that comes to his desk will be rubberstamped before he even finishes reading it.
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>>34576904
Thought about that, but liked SKIP TURN more.

>>34577062
What about

>Safe
MISS
>Semi
HIT
>Auto
YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP
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Homogenous
Diversified
Jungle
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>>34576883
I have three of these. I go them when I first started shooting because they thought they were funny.

Now I just cringe when I look at them. "Funny" selector markings are pure cringe. They function as lowers, but man do I hate those markings.
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>>34576852

SAVAGE.
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>>34577529

Preach.
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>>34577346
That one works well
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>>34574247

>I DON'T BELIEVE IT
>HABEEB IT
>TWINKIE HOUSE
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>>34574247
I've seen some Canada themed ones, does anyone know where to get one?
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>>34574247

>Cowardice
>Single party
>Crowd Control
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Safe: SOLO
Semi: VANILLA
Burst: 3SOME
Auto: GANGBANG
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No brap
Brap
BRRAAP
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>lol
>KEK
>AVN A GIGGLE M8
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Pictograms or go fuck your mother.
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>>34577443

I like this one
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>Homogenous Society
>Multiculturalism
>South Africa
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>>34578469

Along those lines:

>BOISE
>DETROIT
>MOGADISHU
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Safe- European
Semi- 'Merican
Auto- Florida Man

Safe- CA Compliant
Semi- Assault
Auto- Bullet Button
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>2017
>1776
>1488
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>>34577312
Bls expln thx
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>>34578575
Will I get past MEPS?
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>>34578575
Am I hired?
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>>34578584
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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>>34578360
Nice
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>>34574247
Safe- IHOP
Semi- Denny's
Auto- Waffle House
>>
None
Roast beef
Weeeeeeeeee
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Safe: I'M GONNA HEADBUTT YOU
Semi: BONK
Auto: WOO HOO HOO
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Everyone posting a suggestion here is a fuckin queer.
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>>34578664

So who are the people posting their opinions about the other people's suggestions? A nigger?

Let us have our fun
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>>34578664
Thats the most faggoty suggestion of all of them.
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>>34578664
Safe: Finook
Semi: SICK SHIT
Auto: SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
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>>34578519
Boise fag here

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>34574247
Based Black
Black Person
Nigger
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>>34578575
Will I ever be able to afford all the guns I want?
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>>34578703
kek

>Good goyim
>Oy vey!
>Shut it down
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>>34576852
Only somebody stupid enough to find this funny would fail to notice the markings are back-to-front.
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>MR. ROGERS
>LEE HARVEY
>GEN. BUTT NAKED
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>The river Temarc, in winter.
>Zinda, his face black, his eyes red.
>Shaka, when the walls fell.
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Best lower coming through
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>>34578664

I hope you take arranging your Condor web gear as seriously as you are this thread, you fucking airshitting tryhard.
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>>34574247
>safe
>unsafe
>He can't keeping getting away with it
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>>34578703
>Based black
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>Girl scout
>Traveling Salesman
>Scientologist
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>>34577683
My Fucking side are in orbit!
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>(dunno)
>mediocre
>WITNESS ME
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>>34578834
I built my first AR on one of these. No shame.
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>>34578916
>(dunno)
Bloodbag
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>introvert
>extrovert
>full autism
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>>34578983
Switch the first two
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>Ask Questions:
>Now □
>Later □
>Never □
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I'm trying to think of a Texan version
>Howdy
>....?
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!
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>Water
>Beer
>Whiskey
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>>34579036
>Ma'am
>Howdy
>YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!
>>
>Ice
>Snow
>Blizzard
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>>34574258
Whats it like being 16?
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>>34579158
Don't sweat it, you'll find out in a few years.
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>>34578561
>I graduated from the same High School he did
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>>34579200
>Safe- European
>Semi- 'Merican
>Auto- Florida Man
ya' got me. I'll take 3.
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>>34578360
Nice one
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>In Fountain
>Solo Gank
>Team Fight
>>
>Lebensraum
>Anschluss
>Blitzkrieg
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>>34578575
Will I ever find someone to love me?
>>
>STOP
>DROP
>SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
>>
>people whose life goal is a cringy rollmarked AR and will one day attempt to regale their grandchildren (their wife's son's children) about that one time they had a "totes hilarious" AR
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>>34579281
Actually my life's goal is to find a cure for autism so nobody ever has to read such a shitty post as yours ever again.
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>>34578360
Winner
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>>34574247
>prayer
>jihad
>abu hajaar
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>>34579249
>People on /k/ play MOBAs or are familiar with them.

What even.
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>>34579297
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>>34579310
>Trying to avoid porn
>Even on /k/ there is fucking cropped Gfur
God fucking dammit

>>34579274
I like it
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>>34579348
>tfw you're trying to be straight but all the trapfaggotry on /k/ gets to you and you have to rub one out to the thought of being "force" femmed by a hung /k/ommando
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>>34578976
thank you. i watched the movie once and was drunk so some bits hazy lol
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>>34579366
>TFW you gave up years ago and now are a pet play freak in a rubber suit and plate carrier
>TFW your boyfriend calls you his battle buddy and insists on being called master
>TFW he randomly locks you in a chastity cage and teases you and calls you a girl
>TFW his gun collection is slowly catching up to yours
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>>34574247
>Eddie Vedder
>Kurt Cobain
>Ted Nugent
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>>34578658
Safe: SANDVICH
Semi: BABIES
Auto: EEEEEAAAAAAUUUGH-
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>>34579423
>implying there would be a semi
>implying there would be a safe
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>>34579036
>the ranch
>Austin
>THE ALAMO
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>>34579440
>Safe
Ya meat-heat!
>Semi
Crikey!
>Auto
Sandvich!
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>>34579419
I just want to be normal, that's all.
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>>34579474
Just give up. I did
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>>34579297
Thats not autism, thats a butthurt sjw going REEEEEEE.
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>>34579474
But being a degenerate is fucking fun, being normal is boring as shit.
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>>34579510
What's the difference?
>every person on the autism spectrum has problems, at least to some degree, in the following three areas:
>Communicating verbally and non-verbally
>Relating to others and the world around them
>Thinking and behaving flexibly
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>>34579547
All SJWism is autistic, but not all autists are SJWs. It's a niggers/black people or faggots/gay people thing.
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>>34579588
No, that doesn't seem to add up. Not all niggers are black and not all faggots are gay. All SJWs are autistic though.
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>>34578307
semi-auto only.
Now that's cringe.
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>>34578360
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>>34579547
Let me guess your one of those people who thinks gender is on a spectrum and has nothing to do with genetics. Shut the fuck up and sit down, the adults are talking.
>>
>Journalist
>Iceman
>MORE LIKE TROMBLY??!
>>
Safe: No mimics around
Semi: I saw the book move
Auto: You're holding a mimic
>>
>peaceful doggo
>angry doggo
>dead doggo
>>
>>34580221
>thinks SJWs are autistic
>obviously that makes him this type of SJW
>>
>protect ya neck
>shame on a nigga
>bring da ruckus
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>>34580393
>Grand dad
>Uncle Ruckus
>Colonel H Fuckin' Stinkmeaner
>>
>Rooty
>Tooty
>Point&Shooty
>>
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>>34580182
>NONE
>ONE
>FUN

would be better
>>
>nani
>kyaa
>BAKA HENTAI
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>>34578580
Bond Burgered Lmao
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>>34579036
>Y'all
>Y'all'd
>Y'all'd've
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>>34578575
Will I pass the DLAB?
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>>34580595
Along those lines
>there
>they're
>their
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>>34576704
Okay, that was good. Well done.
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>bathrooms
>classroom
>cafeteria
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>>34574247
mum
teacher
whole class
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>>34574247
New Geissele
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LblmJU8l6DM
>Idle
>Cruise
>NOS!
>>
>>34577234
>can't wake up
>wake me up inside
>SAVE ME
>>
>>34580430
Not
>Jasmine
>Riley
>Huey
>>
>>34576704
capitalism=boring, shit, why bother etc
socialism= starting to get fun, could be better, intradesting etc
communism=cock harder than depleted uranium
>>
>senpai
>cherry blossoms
>(´・ω・`)
>>
>T72
>M1A2
>Wiesel-Chan
>>
>whites
>spics
>niggers
Also
>K-On!
>Upotte!!
>Girls Und Panzer
>>
Hey I think I got one


>"Can I Play, Daddy?"
>"Bring'em on!"
>"I am Death incarnate!"
>>
McFly
McClane
McBain
>>
>>34580759
>>34580760
Nice
>>
>>34578575
will i ever cum inside a woman's vagina
>>
>Doom
>Doom Doom
>Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom
>>
>safe
>fire
>JUST
>>
Bullock
Swearengen
Hearst
>>
>>34580759
>Hey, not too rough
>Hurt me plenty
>Ultra-Violence
>>
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>Mag's full of bullets
>Few bullets more
>Get three coffins ready
>>
>Yare Yare Daze / やれやれだぜ
>ORA
>ORA ORA ORA
>>
>>34580938
>JoJo memes
OUT WITH YE, FOUL DEMON.
>>
>Whine
>Berserk
>Tang
>>
>>34580938
>No Reference
>Anime Reference
>JoJo Reference
>>
>>34580760
Kek
>>
>You're not cooking
>Yeah dude
>PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
>>
>slappers only
>golden gun
>klobberin' time
>>
>osteoporosis
>crippling depression
>gay
>>
> 8999
> 9000
> 9001
>>
>Greedo
>Solo
>Stormtrooper
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>>34575645
>redguards

Kek that's retro
>>
>>34580605
what are you taking the dlab for?
>>
>>34581047
under-rated as fuck
>>
>are you ready kids
>I can't hear you
>OOOOOOOOO
>>
>aspen
>Tijuana
>mogadishu
>>
>>34578798
Temba, his arms wide!
>>
>good goy
>oy vey
>anudda shoah!
>>
unironic
maybe 5 or 6
SUCC
>>
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>>34574943
>>
>>34580938
IS THAT A MUTHA FUKKIN JOJO REFERENCE MY NIKKA?
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>>34580581
did she eat the kid?
>>
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>>34578756
>Gen. Butt Naked
A true hero
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Butt_Naked
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>>34575192
If it's not a cav arms style lower just throw it in the trash.
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>>34579251

Mein Neger
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>>34579281

I almost feel bad for all the Serious Business guys in here. Almost.
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>>34580344

Nice
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>>34581380
Didn't he diddle kiddies?
>>
>>34577467
Lololol
>>
>No Daka
>Daka
>More Daka
>>
>Whew
>Pew
>Pew Pew Pew
>>
>>34581094

this
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>>34574501
Why would you censor yourself, and why would you do it on a n*rmal w*rd?
>>
>>34581658
Some people have a weird religion thing that says they can't say/have in print the "name of God", so they'll commonly nix the o
>>
>/k/
>/pol/
>/r9k/
>>
>Hillary
>Trump
>David Duke
>>
>>34579036
>WHOA
>CLUCK
>KISS

Horse people will understand this.
>>
>>34574247
>safe
>infidel
>Kufar incarnate
>>
>>34574247
oooh another
>happy
>pissed
>BLITZKRIEG
>>
>>34581753
I'm bored so this comes easily
>Normal
>ADD
>AUTISM
>>
>>34578575
I'm the new Potus, faggots.
>>
>>34578575
Should I?
>>
>>34574247

>Jaffa
>Ori
>Replicators
>>
> :(
> :)
> >:D
>>
Steve, Trayvon, Mike tyson

The three threat levels
>>
>>34580760
very good!
>>
>>34576704
>kinda retard
>more retard
>full retard
>>
>>34582169
>not "retarded" "more retarded" and "full retard"
>>
>>34579158
As if these cringey ass selector switches don't scream "I play cawadoody"

>>34579193
Got em
>>
>Some
>BODY
>ONCE TOLD ME
>>
>LOL
>KEK
>RRREEEEEEE
>>
>ayy
>ayy boss
>fuck you mang
>>
>aeiou
>holla holla get $
>JOHN MADDEN
>>
>>34579366
>>34579419

Fuck you both I got a boner now and I don't even homo...
>>
>>34579036
>saloon
>buffalo
>rustlers
>>
>HOL UP
>SO U BE SAYIN
>WE WUZ KANGZ
>>
For you music nerds

>whole rest
>2 quarter notes
>3 sixteenth notes
>>
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>Deus Ex
>Metal Gear
>DOOM

>>34576887
Daaamn
I would want that, 10/10

>>34579366
>"forced"
lul
>>
Crackers
Yellow rice and Beans
Friend chicken and kebab
>>
>>34578575
Is it worth it?
>>
>>34580760
Ebin
>>
>>34579036
Square
Two Step
Chicken Dance
>>
>>34578360
dank
>>
>>34581212
This
>>
>Columbine
>Sandy hook
>Pulse nightclub
>>
>>34578575
Will I own my dream car within the year like I want?
>>
>>34579687
fuck off reddit.
>>
>>34579260
Ouch
>>
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>>34581360
Bet you own one of these.
>>
>>34582889
It does look baller desu sempai
>>
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>>34582673

>False Flag 1
>False Flag 2
>False Flag 3
>>
>>34578459
this one got me
>>
>>34578746
DELET THIS
>>
>>34578746
>>34581212
Perfect! XD
>>
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>>34582307
Aw jeez, I'm sorry. I guess if it's my fault... I have to take care of it right?
>>
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>>34579348
Implying you wouldn't go "buck hunting"
>>
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>>34580760
>>
>>34583043
>No Homo
>Brojob
>Balls Touch
>>
>>34578575
Will I ever get that Garand?
>>
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>>34574247
>>
>>34582307
What part got you? The /k/ommando being his boyfriends pet doggo? Or the guy trying to fight wanting to practice kneeling battle buddy oral communications?
>>
>Safe
>Fire
>ATF PLS
>>
>>34583645
>the game
>not "thug aim"
>>
>constipated
>healthy movement
>explosive diarrhea
>>
>>34584189
>Bowel Blockage
>Constipated
>Healthy movement
>>
>>34577141
it works too cuz the ChiComs were sending literal waves of unarmed people at Chosin in Korea.
>>
>>34583645
Guess the what? Game
>?
>>
>>34584367
Don't dead open inside?
>>
>>34581403
The actor or the character?
>>
>>34579366
>tfw was straight
>tfw met a nice /k/ommando thru a /k/ thread
>tfw started dating him 4 months after
I'm 100% ok with how things went
>>
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>>34576704
>>
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>>34579310 >>34579348
>>34579366 >>34579419
>>34579474 >>34579496
>>34579527 >>34582307
>>34582471 >>34583043
>>34583233 >>34584458
Haha yes. Homosexuality is good and normal. Speaking of which, how do you free spirits feel about alternative socioeconomic systems? Capitalism is very much like heterosexuality if you think about it, which is bad and boring.
>>
>>34577389
F always stands for Frieden.
>>
>>34578575
Will the ride ever end?
>>
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>>34574247
>>
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>>34574247
>>
>>34584507
I'm gay, not a faggot, all commies must fucking hang.
>>
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>>34584507
It's hard to tell how many layers of bait, false flagging, and irony are at play here.
>>
>>34584715
Openly laughed, thanks anon
>>
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>>34584659
>>34584715
Approve
>>
>>34584986
>That futa game
>>
>>34585073
Don't get me started

lost some good fetishes in the line of duty
>>
>>34585073
>>34585120
Wut?
>>
GET NONE
GET ONE
GET SOME
>>
>>34585167
Tinklebell games have a very distinctive visual and motion style.
>>
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>>34574247

Secondhand embarrassment: the thread
>>
>>34585180
this
>>34585167
Sir if you embark down this path be prepared to dig two graves, one for your dignity and the other for your previous fetishes
>>
>>34581536
Clem?
>>
>featureless
>assault clips
>shoulder thing that goes up
>>
>>34584659
>>34584715
i have a MIGHTY NEED
>>
>>34585298
Grataka
>>
>spurdo
>pepe
>moonman
>>
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>>34579036
>Good
>Bad
>Ugly
>>
>>34577683
Sad but truth
>>
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>>34581350
>>
>>34585553
Kek had something like this in mind but didnt know where to put pepe
>>
>>34579474
>on /k/
>let alone 4chan
hahahaha
>>
>>34582358
>WE
>WUZ
>KAAAAAANGZ
>>
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>>34574247
>>
>>34578887
>South Korean
>Roof Korean
>North Korean
>>
>>34578575
Will she send nudes?
>>
>>34580663
I'm fucking pissed this one got me.
>>
>>34581322
You made that card yourself didnt ya lad.
>>
>>34575645
>>34575786
Still my favorite. Right next to basketball Americans
>>
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>>34574258
>>
>>34579008
Underrated
>>
>>34574885
I have this lower
>>
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>SAFE
>FOR QUEEN
>FOR COUNTRY

>HACKIN
>WHACKIN
>SMACKIN
>>
>When Mus are near, this gives fear
>Crusades
>Race War Now
>>
>Post
>Reply
>Delete
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