/k/ on X-Files

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>>34572251
>late 1990's episode, searching for samsquanches innawoods
>be FBI goon helping Mulder & Scully
>shoulder holster muh Glock 20 gen 2
>wild Sasquatch appears
>draw almighty 10mm glock
>magdump.gif
>glock explodes in my hand, killing me and the squatch with an explosion the size of two daisy cutters detonating alongside
>all evidence of the squatch and myself ever existing has been vaporized
>come back 10 years later as a villain in a 2-part episode

>>34572251
Metazooology expert.

Sidearm: TT-33 loaded with 85gr JHP
Rifle: SOCOM 16
Other: Flamethrower, super soaker filled with Holy 10% saline solution and an axe (pack-weapons are kept in the truck unless necessary)

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>Early seasons (approx 1-3)
>Dusty cowboy looking fella
>Weapon- Worn S&W model 10 with 158gr LSWHP +P
>Help Mulder search for a UFO crash site in the deserts of NM while being pursued by aliums and The Syndicate
>Manage to wing a henchman and take a few pot shots at the aliens before taking a hit
>somehow survive the episode, only to be immediately killed in a later Monster-of-the-week episode

>>34572251
>when /k/ newfags think UFO landing sights are a joke
Sorry but you guys dont know shit.
Imagine being 9PM in deep woods and seeing bright red light coming through the forest.
So bright in fact one is wondering if its a fire,but there was no sound.
Packed my shit and left only to revisit the area the next day and find nothing.

>>34572344
Now THAT is disturbing. You don't have to be too specific, but what locale are we talking about here? Heard a lot of weird shit like that from around the Reservation in my state

>>34572267
>tfw no 10mm semi auto pistol that is any good

>>34572373
I wouldnt worry about it

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>>34572380

>>34572374
>G20 Gen 3 (especially with a Lone Wolf barrel)
>Tanfoglio Witness
>Grand Power P40
>S&W 10XX series
These are pretty reliable 10mm pistols that aren't too expensive or too rare. The best way to keep your 10mm from going boom in your hand is to just stay abstinent from using reloads, especially Bubba Special reloads.

I honestly think that Mulder and Scully would have been better off with a G20 gen 3 in a few episodes.

>>34572407
I wish sig would release a 10mm p320 already
I want to get a .357mag buntline and get it reamed for 10mm like my fallout nv vidya

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did anyone else jerk it to the episode where Mulder got mkultra'd into believing he wanted to be a woman

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>Skills : Autism, Hat connoisseur

>Weapon : CQA(Close Quarters Austim), beat up Mosin Nagant that I sperg on about every time I'm asked something

>>34572423
I always jerked it to Mulder

>>34572344
Stop taking ketamine

>>34572867
I am a doctor by profession.
Never taken any type of illegal drug in my life.

>>34572423
That was twin peaks (the original) and I remember laughing my ass off when David Duchovney walked into the rom dressed as a woman.

>Earlier season one of the syndicates special ops goons
>Due to a twist of fate end up having to work with Mulder and Scully.
>Become recurring character till I get abducted/killed off.
>MP5K
>Bone Scully at least once.

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>>34572423
Something about him is inherently feminine. Maybe it's that silky voice and thicc lower half

>>34572251

Computer forensics.
CZ75 original.

Death by government spooks after calling Scully on a discovery I made from a damaged hard drive that shows our internet history is being transmitted into space.

>>34572895
>not playing along with the joke

>>34572251
>Suppressed 1911
>Called in to help analyse entomology evidence, mild mannered as fuck, bow tie wearing dork
>Mulder realises bizarre bug killer must have links to Federal government
>Cutaway scene to qt lab tech talking to me with back turned, in background I'm attaching suppressor
>M&S blaze back to HQ but it's too late
>Other lab techs all headshot, evidence incinerated
>The real <larvae expert> was found dead in his apartment this morning, natural causes
>Mulder looks soulfully out of rainy window at episode end

>>34572251
Construction company doing shit underground has people getting snatched up

>Supervisor/foreman on site
>S&W 4506 inna shoulder holster
>Winchester 1300 Defender grabbed from truck when shit gets real
>Looks like I die when casually go to fight a bunch of whatsits to try to save my workers
>Make it out with a broken arm, some cuts, and a missing shotgun

>>34572251
I dont think being an expert in Gook cartoons is going to help Mulder and Scully

>>34577550
>Construction company doing shit underground has people getting snatched up

Bane?

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>>34577758
Forgot pic

I die in the opening scene investigating the noise

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>>34572251

>Alien Abduction Expert
>West German P226 of course
>Gonna totally die

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>Nazi flag officer
>Mauser C96
>Being researched by Mulder as the research lead of a Third Reich expedition to investigate alien technology discovered in Antarctica
>Research team disappeared, Mulder and Scully join modern team that finds supposed alien crash site in deep Antarctic.
>One of the expedition members holds everyone at gunpoint, shoots a few nameless NPCs with same Mauser, steals alien artifact.
>Mulder/Scully wounded, episode goes to part 2, maybe a season finale

>Part II opens with shooter written off by Scully as a neo-Nazi with a hard-on for old Reich conspiracies
>Mulder believes shooter is actually original Nazi officer, transported through time and dropped in the 90's in random corner of the globe.
>FBI tomfoolery of deducing Nazi's current whereabouts with epic research montages on 90's technology and occasional flashbacks to original 1940's expedition.
>Nazi found, fight ensues, alien artifact activates itself and "ET Phone Homes" itself to only the Mothership knows where
>Time-travelled Nazi arrested by authorities and written off by FBI again as "obsessed neo-Nazi who killed some people in Antarctica."
>Mulder/Scully post-adventure pillow talk about "repeating the mistakes of the past" or blah blah blah.
>Final scene before roll credits is the Smoking Man finding Nazi in his cell, greets him in German, tells him he will be finding him "better accomodations" with "like-minded individuals."
>"You may even meet a few...old friends, Herr Major."
>Camera Zoom to Evil Nazi Grin
>Roll Credits

Yes, I put way too much thought into this, I know.

>3rd season
>fudd with fudded sks
>raped by a wendigo

>>34572251
>mexican rancher in the south west, mossberg 500 shotgun and 1911
>chupabra eating my cattle eats me half way through the episode

fugggg

>>34578420
This will be an episode next season.

>>34572251
>Later season
>"Crackpot" Cyptid Hunter. Even Mulder and Scully are skeptical of me.
>Takedown Winchester riotgun and 44 mag model 29, both covered in hastily carved holy symbols. Maybe some holy water.
>Obligatory but cringe worthy Dirty Harry quotes.
>Investigating reports of missing children in rural area, but parents keep hearing the children's voices. Skinwalker shenanigans.
>Some FBI stiff who was fucking up the investigation gets accidentally merced because everyone thought he was the skinwalker. Swept under the rug.
>Actual skinwalker lured out and lit up.
>It manages to get away, but not before suffering so much damage that it's got less than a day to live.
>Case closed. Actual records redacted.
>Guest star again next season but with one leg ripped off and even crazier.