Mounting paranoia?

>>34571926
>browse 4chan for over 10 years at this point
>I'm 22
wish we could give retroactive agebans for admitting fault

>>34571945
yeah because you totally obey every rule on the internet websites you browse faggot

>>34571926
It seems you don't know your neighborhood enough. You should walk outside more.

>>34571957
It's not just my neighbourhood that I fear though, this entire country's constantly bringing in more refugees and getting bought up by Chinese and shit

Economies fucked, I get accused of being a slacker and shit because I can't find work meanwhile unemployment's at like 34% but the numbers get fudged because they count people who apply for a job once a year and get rejected as ''employed''

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>>34571979
Calm your autism OP. The reasons you stated are no reason to be paranoid. It's good to be prepared (for things that can actually happen you silly faggot) but not to be a sperg about. Go get laid OP then maybe go buy a bag of rice. Maybe plant a garden. Also bugging out is retarded.

>>34571926

>>saving money for bug out bag with a full loadout

Bugging out is literally a prepper honeypot

>>34571926
>browse 4chan for over 10 years at this point
>I'm 22

Christ I thought I was the only one

>>34571979
Where the fuck are you? Unemployment here is at a historical low not seen since before the economy went pewft.

>>34572089
Australia has the highest unemployment rate out of all civilized countries.

Sounds like you need to unplug, man. Been there. Learn to start living self sufficient. Surviving means living, so be sure to enjoy yourself. Go camping or hiking. Do something you enjoy and find someone you enjoy it with.

I started when I was 15, so that ain't so bad.
I'm 37 now.

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Let this comfy image soothe your soul comrades

>>34572083
Most of /b/ and /v/ is in grade school. Some of them spilled onto /k/ this summer and half of them never grew up like the OP.

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>>34571945
>>34571926
>tfw 21 now but started 4chan at age 9

I wish I was joking.
I've had a single browser up with 4chan open ever since I got my first blocky-ass desktop with the heavy white monitor and greenish screen.
Literally the only gaps where I haven't spent at least 1 hour a day on 4chan in the last 12 years have been Army shit like training and FTXs.

What is life?

>>34574703
4chan isn't 22 years old you mong.

>>34574739
>no shower
>trash on the floor
>no ventilation for bathroom
>no cover to prevent shit from falling down into entrance tunnel

>>34574826
>he wasn't around 22 years ago!
Lol

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>>34571926
So... "Im twelve and what's this" was a legitimate question and not a shitpost?

>>34574814
...Johnson?

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>>34574826
newfag.

Yes this place fucks with your mind, but I can't stand traditional gun and car forums so I keep coming back.

It would be a lot more tolerable if )))they((( stayed out.

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>>34571945
>retroactive agebans for admitting fault
came here to post this.

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>>34574739
>Not having a mobile all purpose bug out vehicle
A cave is a grave

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>>34574814
>>34574814
>What is life?
i know these feels

>>34572094
Try France

>>34574739
*sigh*

>If only I had the money to build an underground bunker for 25 yo ass, my 22 yo wife-mate, and four spawns we plan to have.......

*bigger sigh*

Yes I said mate in reference to my wife. Fucking fight me.

>>34574967
>Absolutely no hot water tank, air conditioning, or safe fuel storage to speak of.

This weab bullshit always looks so comfy but it's always totally fucked.

>>34574739
No food? Water purification facilities? No internal power supply? Closest thing to a bed is the fuckin couch More space dedicated to the shelf for the laptop than cooking (Why do you need a laptop in a bunker anyways?).

>>34571926
The world is getting more violent. Australia in particular is having a rough time for being so isolated. However, you don't need to worry so much yet. When bombs and shit are going on in the street is when you need to worry, and act early before the real shit starts.

>>34575140
>air conditioning

what are windows for 400, alex

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>>34575232
>Windows = air conditioning

Yeah hotshot where the hell do you live?

>>34575279
not in a desert lol

>>34572094
Economist money wizard here, I believe Spain has the highest unemployment rate out of civilized countries.

I can't be buggered to check the index so have at it: https://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?v=74

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>>34574967
Considering OP is an Aussie

>>34575225
>Australia in particular is having a rough time for being so isolated.
the government is bringing in 300,000 people every year

>>34575342
Probably banned by fags.

>>34571926
I'm 23 and do the same shit dude
Just read some books on social manipulation.

CIA manipulation guide
Social engineering
Find out anything from anyone

etc etc, get some friends and explain your "insanity", you'll see they might take interest in it

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Bump for comfy apocalypse images

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>>34574814
>tfw I started browsing at ten and it fucked up a perfectly normalfaggy youth by the time I was eleven
If only my parents cared what I was doing on the computer I might not have become such a total loser by now.

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>>34576189
>comfy apocalypse images
reporting in from fallout shelter. maximum comfy

>>34571926
4chan is highly networked, and global events beget conversation/shitposting. The world is about as violent as ever, but 4chan means you get a front tow seat to every little bit of fuckery that goes on on this planet. No matter where or what it is, on a website like this, odds are you've got at least one guy nearby. Everything is news and everything is worth talking about.

It's the same amount of shit as always, but on 4chan you do lines of it rather than smelling it from a safe distance over news sites.

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>Comfy shelters

>>34572078

You don't know what honey pot means

>>34571945
>implying you didn't spend half of high school shitting up this website like everyone else

>>34571926
>>reading up on survival documents, stuff from /k/ that's a bit more insane like anarchist's cookbook and stuff
>bit more insane
>anarchist's cookbook
Pick one

>>34575074
>civilized

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>>34571926
>anarchist's cookbook
FAKE AND GAY


http://gunfreezone.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/improvised-munitions-handbook.pdf
not fake and gay

>>34571926
Reality doesn't "feel good". You're basically WAY ahead of the curve. There is a 100% statistical possibility of total global fuckitude...whether it happens in our lifetime or not is up for debate but it looks like it's within the next 3 decades that shit is going to get buck fucking wild so relax as much as you can and just keep getting your shit together. Actually go do things you like and don't forget to live your life between being ready to roll when SHTFIZZLE.
Are you asking permission to get complacent? Uh. No. Why the fuck wouldn't you want to stay prepared. Paranoia to one person is being on your toes and skeptical of intentions and eventualities. It wouldn't exist if it wasn't helpful when it's needed. Going nuts is one thing but keeping your head on straight and staying frosty as fuck is another.

>>34571926
>anarchist's cookbook
oh so you are retarded then?

>>34574739
I get claustrophobic just looking at this. Why the fuck would anyone live underground?

>>34571926
Yeah, you're paranoid, OP, and swimming in this cesspit won't help. Just because anonymous entities are reinforcing your delusional worldview, doesn't make it any more real. You need perspective.

Here's a challenge: Spend a week doing the exact opposite of what you'd normally do. That's the only way to find out if your worldview is correct or bullshit. It sounds like you're pretty miserable living the way you are, so what do you have to lose?

>>34571945
>disneychannel.com
>didn't sign up with a parent

fucking radical man

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>>34576236
You don't choose the fug life, the fug life chooses you.

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>>34572094
Our unemployment rate is 5.5%

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>>34571926
It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you.

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>>34571926
>anarchists cookbook
What are you, retarded?

Here, this is a much better alternative for that overrated piece of shit. These are all documents you can get publically, I just compiled all the ones I thought were useful, so the ATF agents in this thread can fuck off.

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B8MBQTz73HnHM3hZUXV4U3c1WGM

>>34578124
Oh shit, thanks for posting this. I've been meaning to replace the old styled Improvised Munitions handbook with a newer file. This looks much better.

>>34576236
Do not blame your parents for your current life. Of course, they greatly influenced your first years, but you are only at a starting point, think of the past as the cards you were dealt! Live life as you intent.

yeah I mean what do you want me to say, the police aren't there to help you

>but wait you don't have to be an edgelord about it

they are too entrenched in their day to day boring shift work to antagonize targets that aren't apt to yield return on investment. so, you are prolly fine

>>34581475
not quite

my folks deprived me of needed leg surgery and #GlassMenageried my ass with some pretty serious long lasting consequences

I'm smart, and great at adapting improvising and overcoming -- and most parents are less terrible than mine -- but this dynamic is often played down

>>34571926
>>browse 4chan for over 10 years at this point
>>I'm 22
>>notice recently a growing sense of paranoia
Do you own a trenchcoat? Wear it in the summer?

>>34574826
>he wasn't browsing the chons in the mid 90s

>>34571926
>>34572083
>>34574771
>>34574703
>>34574814
Sweet Christ! When I was 12 years old I was getting "molested" by my cousin and her friend. In a good way. And I was chasing pussy ever since. When I was 22 I had already established that "The Internet was Life." On the BBS and AOL Chat Rooms (also chased pussy- I was "slowhand74" and probably fucked some of your mothers if they were in the North East.)

I was around early 4chan after migrating from Something Awful/FYAD. Only occasionally now check /k/ - probably the only oldfag here - but I am officially done. This is crazy.

>>34574739
>go ranging for food since I live in a tiny hole in the ground with little room for supplies
>walk around trying to scrounge mushrooms and check the squirrel traps while regretting buying that sweet 3 monitor gaming rig instead of food for my survival bunker
>especially since the power went out on day three and it's been useless since
>no shower so all the game animals can smell me a mile away and avoid me
>cucked by chaddeer thunderbuck again
>walking back to home, gonna be hungry again tonight
>trip over a small rock and hurt my ankle
>limp home, ankle hurts but my house is only accessible by ladder for some dumbfuck reason so I have to chance it
>try and climb down
>slip off the ladder and fall most of the way
>get a compound fracture in leg, tear an artery and lie bleeding out on the floor
>lay dying and look at my sweet survival house as the blackness fades in
>with my final energy think "why didn't I put a bed down here instead of this fucking couch and coffee table"

>>34581475
Go fuck yourself, stoicism fag. Everything that happens until you're 23 is your parent's fault, basically. If you're a parent, don't fucking forget it. Raise your kids right, every school shooting that ever happened was the fault of parents.

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>>34578124
C-Can I be arrested for having this?

>>34581967
Considering that the Internet Archive, and Wikipedia provide links to download the file, I wouldn't think so.

>>34581967
If the man wants to arrest you they will, it's just a matter of what bullshit they frame you with.

Funny how many celebrities suddenly turn out to be pedos once they start dissenting...

>>34571979
>I can't find work meanwhile unemployment's at like 34% but the numbers get fudged because they count people who apply for a job once a year and get rejected as ''employed''
You're a delusional, lazy, paranoid cunt.

>>34581698
>And today on another exciting episode of Shit That Happens

>>34581367
Where would you even find materials like plastic explosives if you weren't .mil? I know you can buy black powder legally but not plastic explosive. Seems pretty useless.

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>>34574930
It started in 2003 you niggerkike

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>>34571926
The anarchist cook book was created by the government to get people like you to blow themselves up. Hope that makes you more paranoid.

>>34571945
4chan is like booze and cigarettes. You always start doing it way before the legal age

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>>34581367
Yo what the fuck, this kids gonna shoot up his school, go to that drive, NBK stands for Natural Born Killers which is some edgy columbine shit, what the fuck,

>>34584364
Not really. RDX can be made with the correct materials, but is not very cost efficient when you're trying to make something like C4, but it can be done. If you wanna use the wikipedia definition of plastic explosive, you could just use the Potassium Chlorate and Petroleum Jelly method. It makes a mold able, insensitive explosive that requires a blasting cap to set off.

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>>34584557
is no one gonna touch light on this, like holy fuck

>>34584557
No dummy, it's a reference to an infamous user/admin of the Explosives & Weapons forum that went down back in 2009. He is the one that created the NBK2000 file in the folder.

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>>34574880
>only one exit

I used to have a hilarious 800 page PDF from the 80's written by a disgruntled chemist in the US that touches on making chemical and bioweapons. Laptop it was on died tho :(

>>34571926
>tfw been browsing 4chan for the last 8 years
I'm almost 30 and still come to this place jfc

>>34574739
>Bare floors
>Cozy
Want to know how I know you're insane?

>>34574814
>>34571945

i started in 2005 /b/ when i was 10

been in /k/ since i noticed it was there, honestly this shithole board is too close to being a parent figure than it will ever be acceptable to admit.

>>34579021
It feels good to be living in privacy. My ideal house would be in the country with some type of shelter underground to go chill in, seclusion is the best. I learned this after leaving for college and paying $700 a month to share a shithole room and a house with a bunch of socal libs. Fuck that noise my man underground would be lit compared to that.

>>34574826
2004 was 30 years ago

>>34578124
aaaaaaaaaand it's gone

>>34584541
I didn't start smoking until I was 18
might be the only one in existence

>>34588712
Pretty much its usually 16 or your first shitty job

I came here after angelfire got boring to browse

>>34588665
That's what they want you to think, /k/omrade.
https://pastebin.com/hmQ100Jn

>>34571979
Reminder that Alex Jones and /pol/ are not valid news sources.

>>34572094
Even more than Spain?

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>>34589016

He's sort of right and sort of wrong. Anybody who doesn't find a job after a year is no longer counted as employed; people who hold multiple jobs are counted multiple times. They specifically made these changes in the 90's to make the employment numbers look better and never looked back. True unemployment is likely closer to 20% than 5% right now, but it's impossible to know.

China isn't 'buying up the country' as much as they are systematically destroyed our industries by subsiding their own competition until our companies shut down. Imagine our government paid 10k to Ford for every car they made so Ford could offer their cars 10k cheaper to kill foreign businesses - that's what China has been doing.

More to the point though, China and Russia are teaming up to take down the petrodollar with a metals backed currency. That, combined with the debt bubble we're in, means we're in for some deep shit soon(TM).

>>34572078
>>34576315
It's a Jewish trick to sell survival goods but get users to abandon their homesteads, so that the kikes can 360 noscope you in the woods and steal your house, to live as gods in the post apocalypse.

>>34584805
do it

>>34574814
Been on here since 2008 so not super oldfag

Was normie as hell. Blue pilled libcuck kid

Now I'm /fit/, /k/ and /pol/ as fuck.

I don't know whether I'm legitimately happier or not

>>34589107
>True unemployment is likely closer to 20% than 5% right now
lel

If you believe that, you're a moron.

>>34571926
Standard /k/ommando phase
Don't go over board but get enough for a rainy day

>>34589916
Naw, if you're unemployed after a year of legitimate searching you're a moron.

>>34589241
that last one is the reason you should kill yourself Nazi