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Pawn Stars in 300 Years 2017-07-17 06:51:42 Post No. 34571494
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Guys walks up to rick with a mint condition Hi-Point 9mm, I'd llike to sell
Rick- Ill give you $100 for it!
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>>34571494
I can't even imagine what our guns will be to future generations 300 years from now. Antiquated relics of a simpler, more savage time? Sought after grandfathered weapons before mandatory biometric registration and smart guns? Pitiful children's toys due to insane advancements in medicine as well as weapons technology?
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>>34571494
If it works I'll do it
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>Guy brings in MDR pre-order receipt.
>"This year's the year. I'm looking to sell"
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>>34571494
>Pimply-faced junkie
"Hi, I'd like to sell my great-great-grandfather's nine millimeter Hi-point, I've even got a holo-vid of my ancestor using it to kill communists during the pan-Merican civil war of 2085, so you know it's not a fake. I was hoping to get $7,500,000,000,000 in Quatloos and three underage sex-slaves."
>Cyborg Rick
"I had a guy look at the pistol, it's in fantastic condition, and your holovid is no fake. I'm really interested in acquiring such a nice piece. But the best I can do is $5,000,000,000,000 Quatloos and two sex slaves."
>Pimply-faced junkie
"Alright, I was hoping for more, but you've got a deal!"
>Cyborg Rick
"You know, I'd be willing to throw in another $1,500,000,000,000 Quatloos if you'd take payment as in-store credit"
>Pimply-faced junkie
"Alright, that sounds like a great deal, I guess I'll take a look around."
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>>34571494
LOL! To funny! How do I forward this to my kids they will get a hoot out of it!
>kys
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>>34571775
You'll need a gun, a round, and your temple.
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>>34571494
"howdy folks, today we have a rare excellent condition PSA Freedom AR-15 with a 16" barrel and mismatched black and tan furniture. Remember, there are no police-monitored bio-locks on pre 2060-firearms *wink*. Bidding starts at 25,000 Credits."
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>>34571613
Creative
Nice job
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>>34571613
>Not taking payment entirely in under age sex slaves and putting them to work or re selling them
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