Seriously how to get a good gun in west europe? Shits getting

>>34566749
Can't you still get shotguns, and bolt guns

>>34566749
Illegally? I wouldn't know, but if I have any obvious advice it's that autisti/k/s in the future Western theatre should be spreading word that giving up your guns was a terrible idea. If fact, make it a general on this board.

>>34566749
Why not ask the guy sitting next to you at the ATF? Everyone in Europe can score a gun from the local muz/turk

I like to think that this post was made by an old as fuck Erwin fed up with the BS

>>34567016
>guy who never been to europe

>>34566749
>west europe
Literal dozens of jurisdictions.

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>>34567039
kek
>>34566884
yes illegaly

Where are you from if I may ask? I'm Dutch, shit tons of regulations here. But if you join a shooting club, you'll be able to own small caliber weapons in a year. The year after that, large caliber.

It takes a while, but illegal weapons is just a burden you don't want to have here. I'm a lawyer, so I was forced to sell those and do it the legal way. It takes a while, but it's worth it mate.

>>34567106
Im German, thougt alot about joining a shooting club lately. Would be a pretty cool sport to do for fun, besides getting a gun. I dont know if i can join tho, because of some small problems i had with the law when i was 16.

>>34567229
Im from Austria and you wont get a gun, if you have a record in Germany. You have the toughest laws after England.

Just get a crossbow and a good sword.

Do a hybrid of illegal and legal. Legaly acquire rifles and handguns for shooting practice and illegaly get a full funs rifle decked out with tacticool gear and hide that for when the inevitable collapse of the EU happens.

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>>34567777
This guy gets it

>>34566749
Make your own.
Also forge your own katana just in case.

>>34567777
but theoretically how could one possibly get one of those illegaly rifles?

>asking for s 7th grade cousins,Father in law friends uncles niece´s daughters friend.

>>34567948

Surf the darknet (using Tor) or you can physicaly travel to Ukraine/Balkan region and ask around that you are looking for full auto rifles and are willingly to pay a hefty sum.

You can cover the trip under the pretext of going on a vacation. Another good thing to do is airsofting. Airsoft is a good justification to buy tacticool gear and it too, helps you train.

Downside of this all is that it requires lots of cash though.

>>34567948
Find some balkans friends and travel there in person. I have a decent collection in my country, actually bigger than the one I have here in the states by a large margin.
>>34568061
>tor
Nope, this is the easiest way to get caught.

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>>34566749
Build yourself a tube gun.
Small as possible.
Suppress it because what are they gonna do if they catch you put you in super jail instead?

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>>34568061

>E-excuse me sir...
>d-do you know where I can buy a fully automatic AVTOMAT KALASHNIKOV??

>pls no bully ;_;

>>34568116
goddamn it eugene are you selling rifles to the westerners again?

>>34567948
>If Sicily
Talk to your guy who knows guys.

>If Eastern Europe
Talk to your local Soviet surplus supplier

>If elsewhere in Europe
Talk to the guys who sell your heroin.

>if....
They're in the storeroom under the chapel. Far in the back, well behind the locked cabinet with the preserved specimens.

>>34567068

STEAL IT

duh. it's not hard. I'm sure lots of gun owners around there lock them up, but in smaller towns and rural areas, plenty of hunters and farmers. they usually keep it at the ready to protect their crops, and somewhere one will not bother to lock it away EVERY time he has to go to town or to a neighbors.

>>34567777
The best part about this approach is that it gives you a ready reason to have ammunition, obtaining which could otherwise be problematic.

>>34567229
Where in Germany?

>>34566749
These threads make me warm and fuzzy inside hearing shit from Europe and other faggoty countries about how great they are about giving up their guns and then 50 years after the last WORLD WAR, suddenly the need arises again and you don't have them...it's almost like you're fucking idiots and deserve what is about to happen to you. Enjoy.

>>34568417
Im from Baden

>>34566749
illegally buy a gun from those massive stockpiles your terrorists tend to have

>>34566749
>Seriously how to get a good gun in west europe?
You can still legally buy guns in many west european countries after doing some paperwork
>Shits getting dangerous here
Lol none of those countries will legally let you use them for self defense

>>34568574
Im not talking about legally here, friend.

>>34566749
If you have to ask 4chan you probably shouldn't(?)

>>34568574
Yeah, well, better judged by... one... than carried six.

>>34566749
Dear Europeans,
You don't get to give us shit for decade upon decade about having our "barbaric"/"stupid"/"uncivilized" right to bare arms and then suddenly when the literally statistically inevitable time arises that you need guns they materialize.
No, you get to play out your shortsighted hubris/smugness and lack of understanding of unavoidable social/political oscillation that pre-exists and inevitably leads to the need of such a deadly device and the cost for such arrogance is your TOTAL FUCKITUDE with a side of possibly getting murdered/raped/acid-attacked/suicide-bombed because you're such altruistic/tolerant people who have risen above the pettiness of human nature somehow...oh wait...no...you're just going to eat shit because you've been detached from any actual social-chaos for only a few years and forgot what it's like when shit gets crazy in your own countries since WWII. History is replete with examples of complete social chaos, which is why our founders weren't FUCKING RETARDED and realized it insures the integrity of a nation and its people. Enjoy your muslim invasion you fucking idiots. I've got a raft full of popcorn over here and I'm going to watch Western Europe get sacked and conquered even if I have to watch my own country turn into Mexico-part-2. It will be nice to watch France/Germany/Sweden and the UK get out of the way so that future societies can look back on them as cautionary tales of what happens when you're absolute faggots. Nationalism and defense will be tenants of all future civilizations after we watch this shit show. You don't deserve a gun.

>>34569370
tl;dr, but cute how you poured your heart out

>>34569715
12 lines constitutes a full pour? The times they are a' changin'

>>34569766
new to 4chan i see

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>>34569779
Surplus chromosome I see.

>>34569811
daw, did i hurt baby's feefees?
back to your tumblr safe space

>>34569839
Haha what!? Yah. I'm devastated. You not being able to read 12 fucking lines of text is your deal.
Are you OP? Hopefully you get murdered by shitskins. I'll keep an eye out on the euro-news. Enjoy!

>>34569873
m8 you are throwing a tantrum after you waited 35 minutes for a reply to your blog post, preddy desperate and hilarious tbqhwyf

>>34569921
Yah that's what's happening right now. You're an analytical genius.

>>34569940
thx, got more diary entries you want to share with us?
or do you need a break from all the crying.

>>34569970
Yah! Absolutely. I'll be here all night m80eighty8
So. The temperature in Phoenix today was within how many dicks you've sucked today?

>>34569995
did that make sense in your head?
your attempts at witty remarks are almost as bad as your attempts to hold back those tears.
also no surprise that dicks were the first thing on your mind.

>>34570037
Like asking where to get a gun on k? Nailing it. I'm stoked I got under your skin this bad. I'll literally close out this thread with you if you want. Welcome to being buds Euro-faggot.

>>34570055
>implying i am yuro trash
>implying i am OP
>implying i am a no-fun faggot like yourself
t o p
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k e k
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>>34570085
>implicating implications of implied implicity
You just said kek. Well now that I know your approximate age. How's your summer? You enjoying your time off?

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>>34570137
>You just said kek
>literally le summer maymay
H I L A R I O U S
oh man this just got better than expected, please do go on!

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>>34570203
Ok. So I'm going on now. This is on going. I'm continuing forward. This is another post.
(No really, how's your summer?)

>>34570218
no please stay, we are really thirsty for another one of your blog posts!
also
>screenshotting his own posts
D E S P E R A T I O N

now if you had a trip it would be really the full package.

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>>34570248
Who is "we"? The royal we?

Buy fake ID on the darknet with a fake name, set up a delivery point somewhere, then order guns off the darknet

>>34570275
yeah you got it.
now get cracking, the entirety of /k/ is waiting for another one of your blog posts.

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>>34570313
Are they? They are?

>>34570332
yeah, can't you see the tons of positive feedback you are getting from all kinds of anons?
the thread is hitting the bump limit soon if the crowd keeps cheering any louder.

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>>34566749
Either this or an Assault Car (Same as regular car but driven more aggressively)

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>>34570354
Holy shit!? They are? I must have some kind of internetty bug on my world web wide. I can't see their posts. Can you post them? I can only see your posts for some reason. PLEASE HALP!

>>34570378
yeah how mysterious, must be zionist plot to hold you back like always, here let me paste them for you, i wouldn't want to deny you the appreciation you are clearly deserving for your genius contributions to mankind:

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>>34570418
Thanks, I was getting really freaked out after you said that I was like, "Woah. I can't see the posts anon is referring to. It's probably jews."
Pic relaided.

>>34570378
>>34570418
Stop your faggot war and make place for normal discussion.

>>34570447
We aren't nearly done. This thread is fucking stupid. 90% chance euro douche isn't even real. Who the fuck would ask /k/ where to get illegal guns...if they are real then they're too fucking stupid to have one anyways so take this thread-bombing as doing euro-anon/the world a favor.

>>34570440
no probs famalam.

>>34570447
>meaningful discussion instead of pointless shit flinging contest on /k/
oh boy another newfag, what is this, amateur hour?

>>34570477
yeah man! show us the light!
you are the true hero this site needs!
bath us in your glory!

>>34570497
Woah I think you're confused. You're in the middle of roasting me and totally beating me the fuck off...I mean out. You're the glorious one. You're /k/ommanding me right now and I'm learning my lesson.

>>34570547
m8 your constant shifting to homosexual thoughts is troubling, don't make me call uncle pence he will electrocute the gay out of you.

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>>34570581
Are you homophobic? Do you want to talk about it? Do you not like gay men? Lets figure this out. Are you implicating that being gay is wrong/bad/"troubling"? Love is love m7.

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>>34570581
Since when don't women have dicks? It's 2017, you sound archaic.

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>>34568328
I see what you did there.

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>>34570377
>Assault Car
Gotchu anon.

>>34566749
Sports shooting

Join a gun club and tell others about the sport and the clubs, we must bolster the number of gun owners in order to have political weight in the long run

>>34571264
This is a joke now but as soon as autonomous cars get good enough..

>forge your own katana
I dont think, that katana used on west europe.

>>34568471
>implying americucks wouldn't be disarmed already without the 2nd amendment