Weaponize a rocking horse. GO

>>34556716
Not your personal armory.

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>>34556716
Strap a stick of dynamite to it

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>>34556716
Glue an extra large Chance to the seat.

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>>34556716
This but with a rocking horse in the middle and saw blades on the wheel so you can run people over. And guns and flames shooting out the nostrils with the name "War" written on the side but in Latin.

>>34556716
Dynamite inside an extra large Chance glued to the seat.

Didn't Jorge Sprave already do this?

Greeks did this already. Miniature version would include a single midget inside for a nighttime assassination job or to otherwise breach security.

>>34556753
This thing would be so much more fun if it wasn't so god damn floppy.

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This mounted on a coin operated gau-8.

>>34558236
get the hard one you fag, when you're dealing with anything larger than medium and small, you absolutely NEED a hard firmness

>>34556716
>>34556739
Drill a hole and fill it with explosives that go off on remote detonation

Trojan horse the rocking horse

>>34560888
>/k/-weapons

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>>34560978
>not knowing this is the lowkey gay furry board

>>34556716
Strap an M2 onto it.