What MOS is the POGest of POGs?

>>34555185
recruiter?

>>34555185
36B

>>34555185
Band geeks

>>34555195
>recruiter
not an MOS.

Probably a Chaplain's assistant

>>34555185
SHOWER/LAUNDRY AND CLOTHING REPAIR SPECIALIST (92S)

Met a chick who did this, and she was literally retarded.

>>34555195
Isn't that just random NCOs getting assigned to the job, whether they like it or not?

According to Terminal Lance, the Water Dogs.

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>>34555207
Good pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DK9XG8TtDA

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Is it true that everyone in the Air Force that isn't a pilot or SOF is essentially a fluffer for those guys?

>>34555241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrKMiE9WII0

>>34555208
Chaplain's Assistants are bodyguards when deployed. Since their boss can't carry himself. Every chaplain assistant i've ever meet was the sleeziest person ever.

>>34555207
winner!

military band/choir is the most POG.

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>>34555208
>Chaplain's assistant
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iulymQ-7-nk

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>>34555244
Whatever you do, don't piss off the cooks

>>34555244
Honestly don't care what people say about Army Cooks, those guys are fucking awesome.

Having done COP life, with them, and without, they definitely contribute to our quality of life.

>>34555185
Combat Medic

>>34555200
They deserve a little credit, trying to teach retards not to blow their wages on stupid shit must be exhausting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogpDjUkkWiM

>>34555288
I got a medal for saving the entire regiment with a single bullet.
I shot our cook.

>>34555209
At least it's a transferable skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EahwPRBsusM

>>34555335
>>>/reddit/

>>34555344
REMF cook detected.

>>34555185
Former 0311. Don't they let women join Infantry now? You're all pogs.

>>34555185
his flag is so fucked up

>>34555265
Jesus those are ugly uniforms

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>>34555261
>their boss can't carry himself
Shammers

>>34555195
Recruiter is definitely up there

Recruitment is where careers and dreams go to die. Most recruiters are washouts, cowards, or got shafted by their higher-ups. My recruiter was a LCDR who royally fucked himself by not taking his job seriously, and then as a recruiter gained a reputation for dissuading people from joining because he was so incompetent and uncouth. I know everyone hates their recruiter, but this fucker made the process take a lot longer, and because of him dragging his ass, I had to go up to the Great Lakes in the fucking winter

>>34555309
Stop it. Who else is going to take your sick calls.

>>34555295

Two types of people become cooks, people who are lazy fucking shit bags and people who don't want to be cooks (forced reclass from line units)

>>34555340
I need to show this to guys that think they'll be able to join the Army and get a guaranteed ticket to fight in a warzone

>>34555244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZivJdI7nwHM

>>34555209
Ft sill bct circa 2015?

Fueler

>>34555623
fuck that, it looks like work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XDPThs10-s

>>34555288
Nice dubs
>thats the navy

>>34555185

WATERDAWGS

>>34555418

>that techno
>hyping it up that bad
>part of an essential team
>cleaning refrigerators and making coffee is a critical part of your job

>>34555755
Beat me to it. 1171 is the most POG, obviously

Whats the word on radio operators?

4402 Judge Advocate. As POG a life as you can get. Shit owns.

>>34555779
>transferable
>often in or near the battle
>proper comms can and has changed battlefield conditions and supplies an advantage to the side that utilizes them best.
>often attached to infantry and armor

>>34555771
>cleaning refrigerators and making coffee is a critical part of your job
Fun fact: Every POG MOS does that.

>>34555542
No met her Fort Bliss 07, forget what unit she was with.

Wouldn't be surprised if she is still in, can't imagine her better at anything else.

>>34555401
Our cooks worked their asses off, and slept as little as us, even though all they had to do was cook two meals/day for 45 or so soldiers.

>>34555817

yeah, but the video said that as a selling point

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>>34555265
>ywn tactically deflower that assistant qt within the operational confines of holy matrimony
doesn't feel good boys

>>34555853
>deflower
>army chick

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>>34555860
exactly

If you are smart 27D (paralegal specialist) you don't have to be too damn bright and it's the only MOS that you can lose for a Article 15.

>>34555788
Looks comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1voO5LOWvNA

>>34555208

There is, in fact, a recruiter MOS: 79R

It's for the senior NCOs that are in charge of a recruiting office.

>>34555219
They still have to go out and work to set shit up. They're not the least respectable, so long as they aren't motarded.

>>34555185

Anything in the 42-series

>>34555788
POGcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6nPPQm2os

>>34555185
Chaplain.

>>34555295
Some of them.
My whole platoon got food poisoning from a shitty COP cook in Kunar. Not a hadji cook, an actual fucking American.

>>34555844

Not ours. This last deployment they worked maybe 3 to 5 hours a day on average and had kp on the days they didnt. If they had a busy day they got the next day off. They would schedule these busy days on Friday or Saturday. For some reason command felt if they had cq they would need the following day off, they were the only soldiers in the fsc afforded this luxury. Often they would basically score a 3 or 4 day weekend depending on the circumstances.

They didn't pull their weight.

on a scale from POGiest (1) to not POG (10) how POGgy is Artillery?

>>34555996
Good dudes, they pull their weight
shame that they can't actually use the artillery to kill shit anymore.

>>34555996
1

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>>34555340
Why does the US military have to make every mundane job sound cooler than it is? Bitch, you're not a specialist, you're a janitor.

>>34555195
>recruiter?
lol, no. In the Army there is an old saying, "The fastest way to end your career is to go recruiting." On recruiting you HAVE to produce. That means if they can walk and talk and meet the min standards you are trying to ship them off to basic. I met all sorts of people who had done recruiting duty and the horror stories about their careers being threatened if they didn't make goal, or their piers turning into alchys or guys getting busted for fucking 17, 18 year old HS students.
tl;dr, recruiting sucks ass

>>34555244
>implying cooking isn't the most operator job of all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjE-cBDFphQ

>>34556055
Because when people enlist they don't want to do boring jobs, but inevitably the military needs people to do these. You can be a dude who puts bombs on a plane, or you can be a MUNITION SYSTEMS SPECIALIST

>>34556070
>for fucking 17, 18 year old HS students
W-were they boys?

>>34555209
well they do have the lowest all around score requirments

had a army tuba player as a substitute teacher in middle school once. She thought we hunted the dinosaurs to extinction

>>34555217
sometimes, but you can also volunteer for it. most people who go recruiting will get a meritorious promotion. I had a friend go recruiting and she got E-7 out of it and she was on a permanent PT profile

>>34555996
They're borderline pog's but borderline grunts. Honestly to me they lean more towards grunts then pog's

>>34556101
>permanent PT profile
Like all women
Like all Air Force E-7s

>>34556080
I'm sure that has happened, but no, in this case my friend and her husband were both on recruiting duty. he got caught fucking a 17 y/o. He fell from SSG to Spc, and she went back to using her maiden name before the divorce paperwork was even served to him.

> Army MOS 68T Animal Care Specialist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32gwO3eDaIg
I bet they've got plenty of chicks too

>>34556180
POG? sure, untill you get sent to some FOB in A'stan and you have to go outside the wire every day to look at Hajis goats and figure out whats wrong with them in some bullshit "hearts and minds" operation.

>>34555208
MOS 79R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJgEqh6uOU

>>34556198
>well ya see here ahmid your not supposed to fuck em like that. At least give the poor girl a break
X6Months
Must be hell

>>34556200

why the sexy robotesque narrator voice?

>>34555244
I gained a shit ton of respect for cooks, at least Navy and USMC ones. Honestly one of the hardest and most miserable jobs on the ship desu

>>34555996

13B here.
>>34556143
This guy's pretty much right. It's a weird, borderline job, so it depends on the unit you're in.
Good leadership that advocates for the use of the guns and produces fast, accurate and motivated soldiers will get you outside the wire doing shit like air assaults, and lots of firemissions. I shot 2-4 mission per day for months straight, including a lot of direct fire. My unit spent a lot of time getting shot at (and shot, in more than a few instances) because we were willing to go outside of the bunkers and fire killer jr. at the hadjis shooting at us.

Shitty leadership that produces lazy, unskilled soldiers will not build trust with the units they're supporting. Those soldiers will sit in their rooms and play video games all day. The guys that replaced us were a shit show, and as such, didn't get called on for support, either in direct or indirect fire roles.

Of course, "artillery" is a huge thing, so you could be talking about megapog 13Ds or 13Fs that spend all their time with 11Bs.

Another vote for Chaplain's Assistant.
>be inna Basic
>sitting around one evening, talking about why we joined our MOS
>dude says he asked the recruiter what the easiest job in the Army is
>told him Chaplain's Assistant, that's what he signed for
I'm not even sure I would trust him with a pistol around a child molestor.

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42A
Go ahead. Prove me wrong. I'll wait.
For bonus points, that was my recruiters MOS. And he tried to get me to do it too. My poor dumb soul went 91F.
(Civilian me) "Sounds cool. It's basically a gunsmith, I guess. I'll learn a trade and then go 11B when war flares up."
(Me now) "Fuck this goddamn job. I'm a glorified parts replacer and gauge checker. I'm stuck in a tomb and surrounded by retards." 'Clears rifle under chin'

>>34556661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAU1zXCh7eE

>>34555244
I don't remember ever seeing a cook (I guess it was more likely server) in my entire 4 years in the army that wasn't a civilian contractor. I always thought it was a meme or phased out or something.

>>34556699
On a well established base they're rare.

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>>34555257
those are some pretty sweet dance moves

I hate military people more and more everyday. Glad I didn't join.

>>34556772
No one hates militaryfags more than a veteran. You dodged a bullet.

>>34555779
Experiences can vary wildly based off your unit your MOS.

If you want to sit in an office all day basically doing a 9-5 pick some flavor of network whatever bullshit. If you want to be out sucking dick alongside the infantry go RTO and Option 40.

>>34555185
Navy Personnel Specialist. Enlisted HR people.

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>>34555208
Chaplain's Assistants at least have a chance of killing someone at some point. Go POGer.

>>34556879
Even in most MOSs, enlisted are HR personnel.

25S with a 1C identifier.
Got to be smart and lucky to even get into the class but you will always be in an AC'd environment and small units with more civilians than Army folk.

>>34556599
How is 13F? Do people like it? What do they do all day when not deployed?

>>34555860
They have usually had at least a handful of cocks by the time they are 17

>>34555257
that's not the actual song they were playing. I don't know why it got redubbed, why not just show the jap navy band playing the song?

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MOS 91R US ARMY , I have seen all the big POG jobs listed but food tester has to be up there. I mean look at this MOS video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0bbTJGJjM

>>34556599
If I cant make Infantry, Arty would be my next choice.

>big guns
>get muscles moving shells all day
>knowing that you're killing dudes miles away

>>34556661
>clears rifle under chin
Kek

>>34557472

anyone can make infantry pleb

thats literally where all the retards go

So for these lame MOS things, if you do deploy with regular infantry to whatever hellhole Uncle Same decides he wants to fuckup that week, do you carry a gun? I can't imagine cooks get a rifle out there, but do they get anything? Or do they not even get a gun since they're just sitting around on base all day? Don't they have to be able to shoot to get through basic?

>>34557451
HAHA o god thats funny
>that sarcastic music
>wearing camo covers and lab coats
>verifying that food is edible BEFORE it becomes an MRE item

>>34557472
>choosing 11Buttfucker or cannoncocker

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>>34557451
NICE!

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>>34557503
>Tfw my country's army reserve unit is very competitive and infantry is highly sought after
Unless i am full-time, I may not get it

>>34555755

pretty important MOS though, just ask Carl von Clauswitz.

>>34556180
i get the horse dog but the army has cats now?

>>34557517
Fuck yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq9qMFm2N0w

I'm a 68C. Enlisted LPN, a nurse.

I work in a military hospital along side civilian docs and nurses and RT's and do typical med surg, bedside nursing. 90% of the time were in hospitals doing nursey shit.

Sometimes they deploy nurses to work on CASH's (the old MASH's), but even then medics make mire sense because of all the trauma patients you'll be getting. Medics and OR techs to help with emergency surgery.

There are a bunch of medical MOS's that are POGey as fuck. Lab assistants and xray techs cannot possibly ever shoot at people.

>>34557599
yeah but that guy is just infantry, not a cook.

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>>34555932
Honestly just remembered the rice, chicken, and tomato juice wraps we had on some of our IA COPs, that shit was good.

Funny thing though, never saw any chickens around these places, and less and less stray dogs.

>>34555932
>>34555947
>individual experience may vary

>>34556879
Nah brah. PS is accounting. NC is human resources.

>>34557526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KPFDNbb4c8

>>34557451
At least she's cute! CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR12Yz9p8VI

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Military accountant like this POG

>>34556986

TFW You were honor grad a Vincent hall and the didn't have any 1C classes coming up so you missed your one chance for those damn sexy space wings.

I want to die.

>>34556893
In that case, you might as well say the Chaplain it's self.

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>>34557976

>>34556699
where the fuck were you?

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>>34555185
Commander in Chief

Air Force has paralegals

/thread

>>34555897
That is why I am going Marines for JAG

>>34557923
>tattoo behind her ear
jesus fuckin' christ! AR-670-1 be damned huh? bet she fucks married black NCOs too.

>>34558683
>female
>regs applying
Pick one

>>34555209
But the important question is did you hit it

>>34555185
only read the first 10 posts and haven't seen admin yet. WTF

>>34556794

> go RTO

found the civilian

>>34558625
Do it. Don't get me wrong, by the time you're in the zone for Major you'll literally be this guy, but you actually do some cool shit if you deploy, and TBS/OCS is a 9 month break from the law.

>>34555261
Had a piece of shit coward of a SGT that refused to go on patrol in Iraq. He was given UCMJ and made a specialist and sent to HHC. I saw him a year later as a SGT again, and a Chaplains assistant. Some piece of human trash in HHC not only re-enlisted that shitbag, but felt he was worthy of promotion.

Shit like that is why I quit the army when my time finally came up.

>>34555295
>Having done COP life, with them

Soft skills are usually only worth a fuck when you can keep them in the line with the rest of the boys, as they actually see what the boys go through and are more motivated to do their part for the team. Garrison sucks out all the motivation they may have had, though.

>>34555185
>What MOS is the POGest of POGs?

11b

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>>34555309
u wot m8?

>>34556055
>Why does the US military have to make every mundane job sound cooler than it is?

Did we watch the same fuckin video?

I know that recruiters can be bad about explaining exactly what different MOS do because 9/10 times they have no fucking clue and probably never even talked to anyone with a given MOS. But at no point in that video did the guy try to make his job sound "operator" or "tactical".

The dude explicitly talked about exactly what he does: move and set up hygiene facilities for other troops and humanitarian missions.

Which is actually important, especially in humanitarian missions because you don't want a huge camp full of IDPs or refugees being dirty as fuck all the time and spreading sickness and disease. So you provide a facility for them to shower and wash their stank ass clothes.

>>34555817
>Fun fact: Every MOS does that.

FTFY.

If your unit has a fridge and a coffee maker in the TOC then it gets cleaned by whoever the fuck is in the TOC and is junior enlisted.

>>34555932
>My whole platoon got food poisoning from a shitty COP cook in Kunar.

I was at Ft. Lewis in 2011 and ate at the DEFAC of a BFSB and they were serving rotten eggs and moldy bread.

It was pretty fuckin disgusting.

>>34556152
>Like all women
>Like all Air Force E-7s

A buddy of mine had a permanent profile for the Walk on the APFT.

He was a 35L (97B IIRC was the MOS code back then) and native Spanish speaker. So obviously he went on TDYs to Latin America. He was working out of the embassy in Bogota. Walked out the gate one day on his second or third TDY and a dude tried to stab him, the knife went right into his knee and got stuck. He dragged the guy a few feet to the gate. From then on his knee was permanently fucked so he got a permanent profile.

>>34556772
>Glad I didn't join.

I'm glad you didn't join too. You seem insufferable.

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>>34557647
do you ever work with cardiovascular specialists (68N)? I signed for that MOS and I can't really find much info on it. Apparently there's like ~80 in the whole army.

>>34555207
Fuck no. Marine band deploys more than most pogs and stand duty in place of infantry. Ive seen plenty band guys with CARs and a stack bigger than i will ever get in my pog career

Intermediate level air wing.
>stay in shop all day
>never deploy
>never even work on the actual aircraft itself, only parts.

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>>34559227
Even those guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdGZQ1SdMFg

>>34557472
11C is mortar infantry

>>34555185
Anything supply in the airforce or finance in the airforce

>>34559090
you're an idiot... hes talking about the name in general, they sound overly complicated for what it is.

>>34559227
>Marine band deploys more than most pogs and stand duty in place of infantry

You fucking marines are so g'damn delusional.

>>34556986
I knew a guy who did that and was also airborne qualified with over two dozen (training) jumps.

>>34558821
>You can't enlist to be a RTO
What the fuck do you think a 25C is you retard?

>>34557381
They seem to like it. As far as non-deployed 13F, I would imagine sexual harassment and don't be a racist briefings, PT, PMCS shit that hasn't moved since you PMCSed it last week, occasionally training relating to your MOS.
>>34557472
I went 13B because I could ship out first. I wouldn't recommend it if you want to be infantry.
And yes, you'll "make infantry," there's nothing to "make," there are basically no requirements beyond the bare minimum and you just have to sign the contract.

>>34557647
Most of the medical MOSs aren't even issued TA50, are they? I seem to recalll a 68W friend of mine wanting to get assigned to a hospital because he would get to turn in basically all of his army shit.

>>34555385
Can attest to this, recruiter dragged ass because I didn't want nuke, sent me to Great lakes in the winter.

>>34559955

Ratello is a duty position filled by an 11B in an infantry platoon or company, MTOE for E5 but traditionally filled by a PV2-CPL, 25C is a signal MOS that sets up and troubleshoots comms equipment you mother fucking dumb piece of shit, you would know this if you spent even a day in any kind of combat arms.

>>34556077
Did I hear someone say "Aviation Ordinanceman"?

>>34557573
Pretty sure that's an mwr thing for families living on base

>>34557736
At least you have to CWAY to get NC.

>>34555185
Op

>>34557599
that looks good

>>34559090
>Which is actually important, especially in humanitarian missions because you don't want a huge camp full of IDPs or refugees being dirty as fuck all the time and spreading sickness and disease.

Join the military to be a fucking social worker for third worlders while our countries are overrun by them.

Sounds great

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>>34560261
>11b tries to tell 25c what his job is and isn't
I knew you were a bunch of dumb fucks but jesus. 25c is literally Radio Operator Maintainer, also called RTO you dumb fuck.

Just because an infantryman can fill the position doesn't mean actual comms guys can't do it you fucking mongoloid.

>t. 25c whose been a fucking platoon RTO before.
Next you'll try and tell me I haven't been out making calls before.

>>34557547
country?

>>34555185
be a blackhawk pilot, they're all bitches.

>>34555185
Let's flip this question around.

What MOS is the least POGest of the POGs?

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>>34560671
Damn, it's a small world..

>>34555185
Cav scout

>>34560695
13F

>>34560701
Ayyy. There's actually more then a few of us on here.

>>34560742
Would of never guessed.

>>34555684
Why are they beating up a tire

>>34560760
Bayonet practice in basic training. Their job is so boring they had to spice it up with footage from basic.

>>34556698

f u uuuuck. shoot me now.

>>34555288
Cooks act way important for what they do. Supplying MRE's could be a function of supply and no one would know the difference. After that cooks are just there for making shitty scrambled eggs out of essentially larger MREs.

Don't get me wrong I appreciate hit food but they act like they're saving people's lives when they give me 3 instead of the usual cat turd sausage alongside my rubber ball of egg. At best they're an unnecessary, if appreciated morale booster, and at worst they're just a MRE deliverer.

My cousin was a 92M.

Poor fucker got railroaded into the job when they found out he had family ties to the funeral industry. He was helping my Uncle out since he was 10 doing embalming and prepping coffins.

For show and tell one day he brought a plastic ass screw to school. No fucker knew what it was until he told them. Made the teacher freak the fuck out.. fun times.

My MOS is probably up there.

Maintenance is already pretty fucking POGy, but a lot of them at least do menial, skilled labor on a variety of equipment, some of which is really cool to work on.

My job is to manage maintenance. Not any of the cool stuff, but instead all the adminstrative sides to all their programs, like corrective maintenance, calibrations, or modifications. Pretty much all day I work on a stupid program and pull reports on a program, then tell a bunch of people who outrank me and have actual, technical skills in things outside of Excel, that they are fucked up and need to do things according to an order or other guidance. You're always at minimum a few echelons above any actual work.

If you like being a little bureacratic, pedantic ass who hides behind orders, who likes telling others what to do despite lacking the knowledge to actually do it yourself, it is the job for you. If you'd rather not, it is a boring, terrible job.

>>34560671

So in an infantry company that has 3 line platoons, hq, and commander all needing an RTO, the 1 comms guy is supposed to be the RTO for all simultaneously while maintaining other duties? bullshit. Obviously a 25 series can act as an RTO, and also train the company's RTO's, but you are incorrect if you think they are slotted in the position or it's common for them to assume that role.

Also 99% of 25 series are niggers, nigger.

What's the best MOS for manlets? Tanker?

>>34560907
There's a reason I specifically said go 25c aka RTO and go 75th. We're alloted 5 25 series per company. If you're a 25c you'll go to a company and serve as a platoon RTO. Even when we're short on guys you'll still at least be the CO's RTO.

And yes, we'll go out and do RTO duties in addition to fulfilling all the other bullshit comms duties going on like filling radios, setting up mission plans, getting dudes printers working, etc.

And again I know that 11bs can take over RTO duties, it doesn't change the fact that 25cs are actual RTOs though.

11C

>>34560671
Ayyyy it ain't June anymore they told us to take those off

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>>34555755
>>34555776
Literally every turdchaser I know, self-included, got the shit-end of the Engineering/Utilities open contract or whatever it was called. We didn't even get the opportunity to deploy with our own unit, and every other opportunity for us got kanked.

Still knew a handful of us that managed to get CARs from IEDs and at least one from a firefight, but we still lacked respect for our MOS as much as everyone else.

>>34556661
where you at?

>>34555244
If you'd consider aircraft maintenance at that level, then I guess that's a fair assumption.

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>>34557976

>>34560893
You an AZ?

>>34561367
No idea what that means. I'm an 0411 Maintenance Management Specialist in the Marines.

>>34561384
I have your job, just aviation side. Tracking maintenance intervals, updating records, all that shit. It's soulsucking garbage, but hey I reenlisted and I've got two deployments to the mediterranean and a lot of guns. Things are just... okay.

>>34559324
Had to google what songs would be included in their "rock band," division. This shit is unintentionally funny as fuck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sam4lq2WHos

>>34561396
88N, especially if they are in an MCT. Always stay in hotels and they make bookoo bucks through DTS.

>>34561408
>Tfw land based aviation
>Tfw stay in hotels during deployments
>Tfw $80 a day just for per diem
I spend about 8k on guns after each one.

>>34560885
Please indulge me, what the fuck is a plastic ass screw?

From your description, it sounds kind of like a cadaver butt plug.

>>34561443
Yes

>>34556055
>get tapped to work on the B-2
>sounds super exotic and super sensitive
>spend my days literally watching paint dry while stuck in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>never feel like I contribute because stealth aircraft missions are all secret squirrel shit I can't know about

Even the shit that should be engaging turns out to be crap.

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>>34555241
>>34555207

Hate all you want, we're laughing all the way to the bank. My job consists of working out, going to the range, and playing in a government subsidized rock band.

>AIT

>>34555185
3P0X1

>>34561682
Bost benis:DDDDDDD

>>34560279
the lawyers of the air

>>34556367
>have to demonstrate proper goat-fucking technique
l-lewd

>>34560846
Still, don't piss them off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUzpAuMnLjI

>>34557647
>Guy assigned for xrays
>Comes in, smells bad
>Whatever, probably some medical issue
>Put him infront of emitter
>BeepBeepBOOP
>X-ray slowly scans onto screen
>W-what is that
>Looks like he has a few spinal columns
>OSHIT its actually a bombvest
>Have to drop him with my hipower
>Just another day on the job
>Goddamn I love being an X-ray operator

>>34560885
>Poor fucker got railroaded into the job when they found out he had family ties to the funeral industry
Why would thy do that? Also, that job sounds fucking awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98QXOhVR23I

>>34561517
>Hate all you want
I don't, it's a legit pretty sweet gig. POG on.

>>34557573
there is generally a vet clinic on most posts and you can take the family pet there. Gives the veterinarian and the staff experiance.

Navy SH, literally stock vending machines or cut hair.

is there an MOS to become a butcher? That'd be cool as fuck

>>34562643
Culinary Technician

>>34561816
this is grim

>>34561816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNomm8l-Q-U

get to wear sweet NBC suits though

they probably shouldnt have left in the disturbing bass drone of the equipment in their recruiting video

>>34560671
Are peltors more durable than sordins?

>>34559920

Space and jump wings? That'd look odd

>>34562927

if you are airborne then become an astronaut, its possible.

>>34562927

wait the space badge isn't the astronaut badge? what the hell do they get it for?

>>34562970
bein' calculatin' wimmen

>>34561682
enjoy your gate guard and having bitchy officer wives demand you alut them because their husband is a Cpt

>>34555185
>POGest of POGs
>>34555996
>POGiest (1) to not POG (10) how POGgy
>>34556893
>Go POGer.
>>34557647
>are POGey as fuck.
>>34560893
>already pretty fucking POGy
GODDAMN, have we really sank to this level?
this is really one of the most autistic threads on a board full of...well you guessed it.
t.pog fudd

>>34556599
What's direct fire like? Could i pretend to be a Napoleonic cannonier? Seems like it'd be fun

>>34563218
>Seems like it'd be fun
never served detected

>>34563119
>p-pls no bully pogs
t. pog
really jogs my pogs

>>34563274
bet you clog with nogs too.

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>>34562953
>>34562970

25Ss with the 1C identifier control the communication payloads onboard communications satellites. They are awarded space wings on graduation. I know other Signal Corps personnel are eligible to wear space wings after completing one year in Army Space and Missle defence Command. I'm unsure of other branches assigned to them. Space Wings are just slang for them they actually the Space and Missile Badge and can be worn as a skill badge on your ACUs.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_and_Missile_Badge

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>>34561682
its sad because its mostly true

>>34563009
Been in long enough that I am long past the gate guard stage. But, when officer wives demand to speak to whoever is in charge and I go over to the gate to see whats wrong, I act very serious and say something like >THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. (glares at the airman menacingly) I'll handle this.
And i pretend to be angry and when she leaves im like she's gone ur good dood. And it has worked every time, and has so far prevented them from going any higher and telling the commander whatever bullshit lie they made up to make them seem like a disrespectful piece of shit.

>>34563434
Yeah, I was kind of hoping there would be some motivated sf dude in here fresh out of tech school to get really mad and say silly things like >WE'RE THE INFANTRY OF THE AIR FORCE

We are pogs that pretend not to be because the air force doesnt have any infantry to talk shit and tell us otherwise.

>>34560707
Even sarcastically, isn't those guys' job to drive until they get shot at, then call it in and go home? Doesn't seem too pog to get shot at.

As a 35T, I would like to nominate 35T.

>>34556055
>"An army walks on its stomach"
Napoleon Bonaparte

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A THE TIP OF THE SWORD DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THE FIGHT.

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>>34564753
But you risk being deployed and you don't have a comfy chair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqi34ZTCEeM

>>34564968
I don't think you understand. I have a very comfy chair, that I very rarely leave.

>>34555185
31b.
Everyone learns to hate us. We're trained to hate everyone. And salute officer's wives...

>>34557976
>ywn filing taxes whilst under enemy fire 50 miles behind enemy lines. Rifle in one hand calculator in the other, Claiming washing the blood of your enemies off your uniform as a business expense.

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>>34564891
Found the upper management
I hate my job I would have been happier a grunt in the muhreens but I fell for the your an idiot if you don't go air force lie. I should be happy I have a way out and a decent career and I am sitting pretty with base comms stuff, if I wasn't such a petulant child I could find a way to be happy. But no I'm mad and stupid and I just want to operate operationally.

any of you guys work with airforce tacps? i talked with a few in jdoc, said its like 50/50 sitting in the toc and doing stuff outside the wire. id like to retrain into something more exciting and it doesnt seem bad.

>>34556785
QFT

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>>34560980
Being a manlet is a bonus for being a tanker, as it's easy to get in and out of the tank and move around in it. One guy in my unit was like one inch above being a literal midget and he moved around in that beast like shit through a goose. I on the other hand am king of manlets (5'11") and I had to crouch all the time unless i was sitting in a position.)
But it ain't no POG job, that's for sure. Constant maintenance on the tank (like everyday), then training on the tank, then training off the tank. When I was deployed to Iraq, we had no tanks, so we were doing Infantry style shit, riding around in gun trucks, kicking in doors, etc. not fun desu senpai

So yea, if you want combat arms and you're bordering midget size, I'd highly suggest 19K. For anyone above 6'1'' I'd say find another MOS

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>>34565876
>For anyone above 6'1'' I'd say find another MOS

>>34566003
yea, looks comfy standing OUTSIDE the tank

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>>34564277
>We are pogs that pretend not to be because the air force doesnt have any infantry to talk shit and tell us otherwise.

well the Actual USAF special forces and EOD talk shit about our bum asses all the time

>pic related is fresh motards from tech

>>34556172
Isn't 17 legal in most places? Unless this was California I don't see why that would cause demotion.

>>34566203
I remember seeing this video and being like hell yeah they do high speed shit and get the airforce hotties, I should join them.

Then people said yeah SOME SecF dudes do that, but basically up to luck of the draw where you go as not all units get to do that shit, most of the time your glorified security guard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIcMMd8bnlg

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>>34566276
>that punisher skull and music


you deserved to be lied to

>>34561810

>eagle screech

>>34566203
Well sure the afsocfags can talk all kinds of shit thats fine

Are you one of us? If so, sorry for your loss :(

>>34557451

>sorting food in FULL TACTICAL GEAR LIKE AN OPERATOR

>>34556698
WAHAHA

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>>34566359
I am we have talked before on another thread bashing our occupation field

>>34566359
>>34566437

NERDS

>>34560846
>boil bag of precooked food
>"alright every company gets one arcom for this field problem"
>guy who boiled bag of food receives same medal as FIST who calls in danger close idf that killed an entire battalion worth of ifvs
>army strong

>>34555779
You can be like my 1sg, at one time he chilled doing literally nothing but replacing the little screens on asip radios, and doing publicity videos in Japan. At another time though he was attached to sf and was doing every high speed fantasy /k/ could think of with all the cool guy shit issued.

>>34555185
Anyone familiar with CA? How POG'Y is a civil affairs specialist? Are they really just peace core types?

>>34565876
Are tanks fun?
Also does it take a while to get gud at loading?

>>34566232
>implying the military gives a shit about local AOC
>implying they give a shit what her age is if you're FUCKING MARRIED

>>34567278

One guy at my unit was the legal guardian of his gf/wife (he was 18 and she was 17)

>>34567250
yes, when you actually get to shoot and move on the tank, it's pretty fun. Sad part is that's probably 5-10% of the job stateside, the rest is maintenance on the tank, then the rest of all the bullshit that comes with being in the Army. Like I said, I never deployed with a tank, so wouldn't know about that.
You just have to practice to get good at loading, and units have dummy rounds where you can practice.
If I remember correctly, the bare minimum to get through basic was 8 seconds on a HEAT round (heaviest and most awkward because it's front heavy), but in a unit they want it down to at least 5 seconds. In my best days I could load it in like 3.5. A SABOT (easiest one to load) I could load right in under 3 seconds. I spent most of my time in the comfy Driver's seat or the gunner's seat (not as comfy)

I just signed. 35M. Am I bad?

>>34555185
19K

>>34569078
How long were you in?
Should I start lifting now if I want to be a tanker or will the training done be good?
Sorry for the barrage of questions.

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>>34569179
kek
>>34569191
3 years. It's always good to go ahead and start exercising, it will only make you better in the long run.

00378 Cyber Operator.

>>34569270
Thanks for your answers. From what I've been reading elsewhere though, most people who joined as 19ks were pressured to reclass to 11bs because the armor units heavily downsized, is that true?

>>34569384
Left out some of the requirements;

4. Sit continuously for up to four hours
6. Withstand fatigue and the effects of repeated strain from keyboard usage or writing for up to eight hours per day
7. Withstand fatigue and the effects of repeated strain from computer monitor viewing for up to eight hours per day
10. Satisfy multiple demands for service from personnel at all times, including dealing with demanding individuals
15. Normally work 8 hour rotating shifts (4 days/4 evenings/or 4 nights/break) with occasional periods of up to 16 hours in operations or emergencies.

>>34569444
Is this the perfect job for NEETs?

>>34561517
>going to the range

What.....once, twice a year for mandatory qualification? I bet you faggots don't even do that.

>>34569427
not sure, I got out many years ago, no one in my unit had to actually reclass, but like I said, when I was in Iraq, we had no tanks. Might as well have been 11Bs as that's the exact mission we were performing. I don't know what they're doing today, hell they're letting women do that shit now, so a lot has changed since I've been in.
I can only imagine all the fucking that's going to go on inside those tanks. Hell, even when I was in we were fucking girls from the S shops and maintenance or wherever in those tanks when no one was looking.
PS don't look for women to marry who were ever in the military, they;re all sluts.

>>34569512
why have sex in a tank if you can have sex with a tank?

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>>34569452
Nah. While it might be a POG job it's still in the military and all the garbage that includes.

Far too much for a NEET.

Went and checked my old 00005 crewman;
3. Drive AFV and SMP vehicles cross-country in low/no light conditions.
Nothing like driving around at night in total back out conditions face rammed into a 1980s thermal vision system because the NVGs are too rare to give to drivers.

4. Load/unload stores & ammunition weighing up to 40 Kg continuously for one hour without rest.
They should add; while in low/no light conditions. I recall doing that in the desert one time and picking up a shell and watching the static discharge between my finger and the electric primer.

I had a sit down after that one for a bit.

>>34561017
>5 25 series per company

Are they assigning actual commo dudes to the rifle platoons now instead of making a 11B do it?

For years, the Regiment tried to make that happen, but the fucking pussies at the signal corps bitched to DA claiming they didn't have the bodies to do it.


t. ex-3/75 commo dude

>>34557976
Man look at the stack on that guy. They sure do give out ribbons for just about anything in today's Army, don't they. That's why I never joined. I'd only join if there was a real war.

>>34569580
>if a Drill Sgt yelled at me, I'd punch him in the face!

>>34569580
The US military hands out ribbons and medals like bling to niggers.

>>34560557
t. teenager who gets his foreign policy education from Call of Duty

>>34559583
>hes talking about the name in general

You mean the name that clearly outlines that the MOS specializes in setting up hygiene and laundry facilities?

Yeah, nah you're the fucking idiot m8.

>>34561199
Texas. It's nice here, when I can get off post.

>>34569119

Yeah, but not because you signed up as a 35M.


You're bad because you're looking for validation on fucking 4chan.

94L, back before it was merged with the 94Es. Avionics POG lyfe, bruh.

>>34555185
Commander in chief.

>>34559252

Hey, I did this shit too! I was a 6467/6469.

If we're going by 'POGiest' means easiest than I can't say I agree. I worked radar for the largest amount of squadrons at the same base, so it was long hours and a lot of weekends.

If we're going by 'POGiest' means you stay out of the field and get AC, then yeah I agree.

>>34569926
what kind of job were you able to get on the outside?

>>34555185
1171, end of fucking story

>>34555185
92S - Shower/Laundry and Clothing Repair Specialist

>>34570206
Nothing related to that. I'm an auto mechanic these days. 94L was my third and final MOS. Maybe if I'd had more experience in that job, I could have done more with it. Oh well, live and learn.

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>>34555244
I feel bad for the cooks' NCOs.

>Be me, 11B in garrison
>"Congratulations, SPC Anon, you've been selected for a feedback session with the DiFac!"
>Roj
>Get there, SFC Auschwitzsurvivor comes out of the kitchen
>He turns out to be an okay guy
>"Hey guys, relax, I'm just here to get your feedback. You know, we really want to get you guys to come in more. Our funding relies on how often you guys eat here, and they take money out anyway."
>Cook joes just sort of milling around doing nothing
>SFC tells them to do something
>They all start to complain, especially one of the females
>Feel my butt pucker up for the upcoming smoke session
>All he can do is defeatedly ask them nicely
It was so pathetic. All I can guess is that they're all on profile and complain that he makes them want to kill themselves when he tells them to act like soldiers.

>>34557573
Just got back from a Kuwait deployment. The vets take care of the cats, and the cats are there to eat the mice. Female soldiers invariably feed the cats so they stop hunting. Now there are tons of fat cats running around Arifjan.

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>>34570372

>tfw no FOB dogs in Kuwait

FOB dogs are the most loyal and fearless creatures I've ever seen.

And DO THEY KNOW the difference between an American and an Iraqi when someone is walking around on post.

>>34557381
I've met a bunch of 11Bs and 11Cs that reclassed to 13F, but never met a 13F that reclassed to 11B/C.

I got 13F after rolling out of EOD and didn't get my top pick of 11B. I spent 9 years straight in Infantry units. My first deployment to Iraq I did nothing but serve as a gun team leader for my Weapons Squad because we never really got into any situations where we needed dedicated indirect beyond mortars and the occasional Apache/Kiowa team. So I'm thankful I got 13F.

>>34570429

Did you ever use the Excalibur shells? My unit was one of the first to field them in OIF. We had Apaches enough that my unit never ended up calling one in.

>>34567230
Reserves CA is soft

Active CA is pretty sweet because they all work for SOCOM.

>>34555313
Better yet, they are one of the most civilian applicable MOS's out there.

>>34570403
you just know that dog has knotted a ton of dudes on that base and gets at least four handies a day

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>>34555185

2T0X1

>half reclass, half open general. The open general consists of women, faggots, and niggers.
>pic related

>>34565508
>if I wasn't such a petulant child I could find a way to be happy

At least you admitted it.

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>>34570513
dont Trip here.

>>34564891
nigga theres a difference between being a cook or supply tech or w/e and being a guy who fuckin' restocks vending machines. on bases, going doctrine is that if it can be done by a contractor, it has to be done by a contractor (hence why theres a timmys on every base instead of there only being a galley and forces-run canteen)

here in canada we dont even have trades like that, you just task some rando with it on ships and bases where you cant have civilians doing it. closest it gets are stewards and they at least help the cooks and do other stuff

>>34570513
look at how happy it is and how many balls it has. its way too happy and the only time americans dont castrate animals is when they are used for fucc

>>34566232
Yes, but adultery is not. Punishable by the UCMJ.

>>34561512
Hey fellow Whitemaner. Ex Combat Crew Communications dude here.

>>34570786
>swinging is literally haraam in the united states
lmao

>>34555185
every1 in this thread has 0 deployments.

>>34555313
>Financial Management Tactical Platform
bruh

President

>>34556698
>I love that I make a difference every day
>At AIT they taught me everything
>I make ID cards, process promotions, and sometimes I work in the mailroom

>>34555368
They blend in better than woodland and desert MARPAT in most environments. Sad that its isn't used stat side as much as Scorpion W2. Plus the newest uniform cut is comfy as fuck.

>>34557976
Crossed Rifles, no blue cord.
STOLEN VALOR!

>>34564733
Blown up more likely. 11B attached to Cav Scout squadron.

>>34560846
working in an army kitchen in israel sucks fat cock. I bet it sucks fat cock in america too.

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>>34555185
Admin, band, water dogs

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>>34555309
Someone's mad for something dumb, I can feel it.

>>34569591

>theres always someone who tries to my continuing amazement

>>34555208
So it goes.

>>34556152
Had a female MSI (aus airforce equivalent of a DI) who was permanently assigned to that post because she was med downgraded and couldn't sit a PFT.

>>34555185
>First sergeant! How're ya now?

>>34556698
>sassy black lady

Of fucking course what's the odd's she'll be holding people up in the DMV in a few years.

Yuropoor here
What does Intel actually do? Is it like CIA kind of going to places or is it just sitting watching a village for three months because of a rumour?

>>34569910
Fair.

>>34559227
Outright bold face lies. Nothing like seeing 4 ribbon SNCOs that have been in 6 years, or maybe 5 or 6 with 12+ years. Yea, fill in for me on BN SDNCO dipshit.

>>34555295

This, cooks are the greatest morale booster out in the sticks