SHTF Hurricane Katrina Stories/General SHTF

>Katrina happened while I was home on R&R leave from Iraq
>in a later unit. one of my sgts was in a 82nd Division unit sent to clean up and rescue. he was an oreo(black on the outside white on the inside) and all he said about it was that there were a bunch of niggers acting like they tend to do.

>>34550102
The interdictor livejournal is a good place to start if you don't know shit

>>34550102
>surrounding leo agencies come down to help
>LEO staging area some rifle racks so people dont have to carry them
>outside agencies weapons get stolen in cop leo staging are
>order is to have all your weapons at all times and dont trust the NOPD corrupt scum.

The huge migration after to houston raised its crime so much.

>>34550120

That they were.

>be uncle
>electrician
>gets paid a shitload of money to go down there to restore power
>gets shot at on more than 10 different occasions, all by niggers trying to loot/steal/riot
>Cops refused to get involved after the first few shootings, the workers pooled money together and bought a couple of rifles/shotguns
>those had to be used for "crowd control" several times.

He also did some work at the stadium and had no kind words about that situation.

>>34550102
I still live on the Coast of Mississippi. I was 6 years old when Katrina hit. I actually had my birthday party the day before we evacuated. We had waterfront property with a fair bit of marsh/reeds between the water and our backyard, and I remember seeing that the water had come all the way up to the foot of our yard despite there being clear skys on the day we evacuated.

I, my mother, and brother drove to West Virginia and stayed there for a couple months. My dad is a doctor so he stayed in the hospital and continued working during the storm. He said that the massive AC units on the top of the hospital actually came off the roof and flew around. Supposedly because of a tornado or something during the storm, but idk. We came back and the first floor of our house was basically gone, the second had tremendous water damage. We were able to buy a house on high and dry land and I still live there today.

Interesting anecdotes:

>Casino barge crushing the construction site for the George Ohr museum.
>Nativity Catholic School in Biloxi was open the day after the storm for some fucking reason. (I didn't go there lol)
>There's still lots of dock/pier supports in the water with no deck above them. Pelicans and seagulls love to congregate there.
>Debris in the water was an issue for a long time.

Another funny thing is that after smaller hurricanes (not katrina) peoples piers would basically get ripped off of their supports and would take up a curvy/wavy form above their former foundations. They'd get all bent up.


The hospital my dad worked at was in downtown Biloxi, so he saw quite a few looting thugs, previously and newly homeless people who were desperate. He had some okay stories about them.

>>34550301
>6 y/o when it hit
Fuck I am old

>>34550330

Yea, no shit. I was in HS and remembered missing several days because the poor ass county couldn't afford gasoline for the buses because prices spiked due to supply issues. At one point I think some of the Atlanta merchants were charging 6-8 per gallon for it. We had some gouging laws passed after that shit. Oh yea, and those fucking refugees coming up here and never going back. We have two ex-FEMA trailers on our property we use for storage. Bought them at a surplus auction many years ago. Both were torn to shit on the inside.

>>34550102
>Be me
>Survive Katrina's wrath
>One day as I am cleaning up a group of niggers appears
>They attack me and try to steal what little stuff I have left
>One pulls a knife and goes to stab me
>Right before the knife hits me, his head explodes and the sound of a gunshot rings out in the distance
>The same thing happens to the rest of the group
>Look around to find my saviour and Insee something move on to top the stadium off in the distance
>Look at it with my binoculars.
>See Chris Kyle set up on the roof and wave at him in thanks
>He waves back and we both go back to our business

>>34550102
>>34550120
>>34550299
All these Katrina stories really twist my tits. I know I'm beating a dead horse here but why was the aftermath worse than the storm itself?

>>34550102
Katrina was hard on me living in South Mississippi. I lived on a street with four gas stations so I had power on the next day, but I had to spend the rest of the time that I wasn't in school without internet.

>>34550457
Niggers and shitty disaster management because why the fuck would the federal government do anything competently

It should have been a wake up call to bring back the Civil Defense but the obvious solution was more FEMA funding.

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I lived in a subdivision of Baton Rouge closer to New Orleans when Hurricane Katrina happened. I think I was like 13. I was about 45 mins away from New Orleans.

>Playing outside in the hurricane at the beginning because hurricanes every year lol
>Oh shit this is getting intense, this is a big one
>go inside
>power out whole day
>can hear people on the street I lived whooping and hollering and riding 4 wheelers and dual sports
>distinctly remember thinking it sounded like mad max
>Probably no danger, just bored teenagers because no power for a few days
>had to sleep with the door to the house open because no AC and it was like fucking August (I think?)
>Dad slept in a chair by the door with it open with a baseball bat by the chair

The best part? He owned a sawed off Remington pump action. Why the fuck he didn't just put that next to the chair is beyond me.

>>34550593
is your dad a liberal cuck?

>>34550593

Nope, very staunchly republican and conservative. Says things like "Look at all these democrats (black people) walking down the road SKEWEE BOY"

>>34550641
then no idea, maybe he just didn't want to waste his shells on niggers

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>>34550301
>I was 6 years old when Katrina hit.

Get the fuck out you underaged piece of SHI-

>born 1999, 18 years ago

>>34550656
maybe because sleeping with a gun next to you on your porch is a good way to get your gun stolen

>>34550457
>why was the aftermath worse than the storm itself?
government and state organizations didn't care to prepare for the disaster, people forget that the Mexican Army came and started to hand out aid

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>Uncle was an EMT in GA
>Gets sent to the Superdome or whatever its called
>Constant fights break out all day every day
>Rival gang members trying to kill each other, ghetto people fighting over ghetto stuff
>People stealing anything they can from anyone they can
>Basketball Americans born and raised in the USA can barely speak
>Everyone stinks
>Piss and shit everywhere

If something fucked up happens I'd rather ride out the storm on my own than go to a stadium/FEMA camp/ etc. No way in hell.

>>34550543
FEMA actually wasnt the problem

FEMA comes in after emergencies are declared and manages the logistics of the emergency, It will default decisions to local governments about where things need to go and who needs what and how to get it to them.

They were REALLY fucked over by the state and local governments in LA and NO and all they're corrupt democrat niggerish bullshit.

I remember a black family moving up here from Louisiana. Turned out to be disgusting niggers. Wish they would've died in the Hurrikang.

>live in Gretna
>evacuate to Texas with family
>live in Texas for a month
>get free MRE's
>go back home
>lots of people's shits fucked up, house only has minor wind damage
>blue tarp everywhere
>get to see some crazy stuff in some of the worse off neighborhoods.
It was weird driving down the street and seeing a house with a fucking shrimp boat through the side of it, or just cars flipped everywhere. There were boats everywhere. Also the disgusting fridge meme.

Frankly, I enjoyed the hurricane.

>>34550102
Yes,but only if you count wildfires half a mile away as threat.Not too many know, here in North Cali fires are a serious threat.
>spotted it via binoculars,kept my eye on that sucker to keep an eye on the wind direction
>today the wind was being worse than normal,and resulted in maybe 2 buildings lost that day
>as it crept up to my water/pumphouse start to plan to escape
>run out,start the car and run anything I needed in there while keeping an eye on the fire
>oh shit.sudden gust of wind
>it's now blowing towards my house,see a few firetrucks come up the neighbors' driveways and some helis overhead
>watch them drop bucket after damn bucket of water on the fire
>one fireman advised me to keep watching and be ready to GTFO in less than 60 seconds
>fire dies down for half an hour,it's being a real bitch today I guess
>at the the end of the day the fire covered several miles and burned tens of acres
Now I kinda wanna be a volunteer firefighter after that.

I was around 12 when it happend and maybe one of the first 500 people let back into the city. i dont remember much but it was really strange everything was fucked up and abandoned except the odd disheveled person youd see walking the street. i still live in new orleans and in alot of ways it never recovered

>>34550717
>They were REALLY fucked over by the state and local governments in LA and NO and all they're corrupt democrat niggerish bullshit.
It was both FEMA and local governements who just sat on their waiting when weather services had told them weeks in advance

>>34550699
well from what the anon inferred he actually was asleep inside the house near the door, tbqh his dad shouldn't have gone to sleep anyway

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What's crazy is that places are still messed up if you want to find them.

>>34550775
Oh shit, that building's sideways!

>>34550775
yea i mean if you walk down my street right now you can still see the faint outline of where the rescue workers would spray that x on the wall after they searched the flooded house

>>34550711

My uncle has told us many stories about the Superdome. Dead niggers, niggers having sex in the open, shitting in the open, violence being watched by everyone including cops and nobody stopping it, rapes, etc. Pungent smell. He even saw one nigger walking out of the stadium with one seat in each arm; the nigger had unbolted them and stole 'em.

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>>34550783
It was the high winds

http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2015/08/to-be-white-person-in-superdome-in-new.html

Of course, nobody reported on this, but every news outlet was talking about Kanye West (before he was really even that famous) saying that George Bush doesn't care about black people on TV. It was a convenient slide.

>>34550796
idk why he would have bothered. everything in the superdome was more or less destroyed and has since been completely replaced

>>34550796
Yeah that reminds me of a story he told me. Some older guy comes stumbling toward him, crying out in pain. He vomits all over, falls into my uncle's arms, dies, and evacuates his bowels on him.

>>34550775
DONT DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

>>34550775
Funny enough,they haven't cleaned up the debris caused by the fires from 3 years ago.But the worst fucking part? Logging is at a standstill for new trees and that has resulted in what my grandfather (who was a fire chief for 20 years) calling it "A fine show of Forestry Service mucking it all up". It's a layer of dead,dry branches and trees so a fire would just spread. Some of the burned areas from the fire in Weed still haven't recovered even after 3 years,so half the town is still a disaster area.

>>34550796
Fucking niggers man. They truly are like animals

>>34550804
yea its weird i lived in a neighborhood on a gold course and like thousands of trees snaped off in the middle and went flying in the air. i remember coming home a month after the storm and turning on the light in my room to find a branch thru my ceiling

>>34550828
alot of the shit going on was hyped up to get fema and or other emergency response teams to take the situation more seriously and get their asses down there

>>34550851
>lefties actually believe this

>>34550833
Trees are no damn joke,that's for sure. I've seen houses on local news that had a burning tree land on their house followed by the rest of the fire. It was a sight to see,but the one thing I remember is when a roughly 80 year old tree fell on a freeway exit ramp. Was straight out of a movie it seemed like,cars wrecking into the ones behind them to avoid hitting the burning/mostly dead tree.

>>34550866
it was strange. atleast for 6 months every other house had atleast one blue tarp on the room covering a hole just because they couldent get roofers to fix the shit fast enough

>>34550733
>hurrikang

I exhaled sharply

>>34550301
>>34550330
>>34550670
/k/ansan here, I was born in '91 and was laughing my ass off at you guys. Here we're LUCKY to get 10mins of warning when a tornado is about to rape and murder your ass, while you fuckers get DAYS of warning time. Shit, if we could get info on where and when a tornado hit we could build bleachers for people to spectate on.

>>34550709
>government and state organizations didn't care to prepare for the disaster

Despite being warned about every year since the 70s. Thats the real joke.

30 years. 0 prep. 0 accountability.

>>34550887
Here they brought just told their buddies to come help fix the house and usually they'd do good. Gotta love how rural communities come together and save each others' asses,and this is in California of all places.

>>34550897
oh yea dude. fuck tornados i refuse to live anywhere there is even the remotest possibility of one of those fucking things. they dont make guns big enough to kill one of those

>>34550915
>they dont make guns big enough to kill one of those
a nuke could probably disrupt most tornadies

>>34550914
lol nah atleast where i live it was illegal south american immigrants who fixed everything. You will never meet people who work harder. I have alot of respect for them

>>34550915
I had this Japanese girlfriend, and I was telling her how Kansans had more experience with kaiju than Japs did due to Tornados.

>>34550922
Or who fucking knows,it might make it into some ungodly radiation-tornado that'll end us all.

>>34550922
stilling waiting for recoilless rifles to be added to HPA

>>34550102
>in 7th grade at the time but remember pretty much everything and have learned a lot since
>evacuated from NO metropolitan area w/ 500,000 other people
>get shit on by most everyone in the country since then bc they lump you in with all the dindus who chose not to get out/ some couldn't get out I suppose

What you should know:
>really was a WROL/ SHTF situation for several days
>authorities confiscated all firearms from everyone (even law-abiding citizens in the wealthier neighborhoods)
>most stories I've heard say the majority of the bodies compiled at hospitals/ morgue-type areas for collection/ disposal had bullet holes in them
>Bush federal government gets a bad rap for seeming indifferent; but, by all accounts, the local government (mayor Ray Nagin) was in a complete crisis mode and unable to be reasoned with or worked with
>my friend's dad is an engineer for Jefferson Parish. He and some others were riding around on a flatbed boat rescuing people and the like. He still doesn't want to show my friend the footage they took

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>>34550922
>want to save town from twister
>detonate nuclear weapon
>town is kill
>town now is radioactive
Nice job.

>>34550933
i do not understand

>>34550301
>have to go to Biloxi for Air Force tech school soon
>read this
I just hope a major storm doesn't hit. On a scale of 1 to planet of the apes, what are the chimpouts like during emergencies?

>>34550952
Dude, tornados are giant monsters that rekt everything in their path, the ONLY thing you can do is take shelter or run the fuck away.

>>34550949
gotta nuke somethin anon

>>34550949
legit spit water on my monitor laughing at this shit. thanks 4 the giggle m8

>>34550961
Well I can only think of something worse:Fire-tornadoes. (they may have their own name but can't bring it to mind)

>>34550457
for a long time people have never had to live without the things that make civilization bearable. that's when true natures come out.

>>34551041
niggers arent people

>>34550457
I live there now. the entire city is fractured and parts of the city are abandoned. The city itself doesnt have much of an economy other than the tourist industry. so there is very little opportunity for social mobility. compounded with arguably the worst school in the country unless you grow up incredible wealthy. I can go into further detail with more specific questions if youd like

>>34551074
heres the breakdown of black people in New Orleans. when they are cool and id actually say thats the vast majority of them they are some of the best, honest and most enjoyable people iv ever been around. but at the other end of the spectrum its fucking insane.

>>34551035
hi-point tornado

>>34551035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg

>>34550953
They really aren't that bad. Regarding the coast, and I'm not 100% certain why this is, the further west you go, the more of a nightmarish hellscape it becomes. I'm not referring to the people. It's just that it gets brighter. The glare gets worse to the point that it hurts your eyes to be outside. For whatever reason, this isn't an issue in Ocean Springs, and it isn't that bad in Biloxi.

Chimpouts are basically not a thing as far as I've seen. The 2 exceptions to this are scraping the coast and black spring break. Stay the fuck off highway 90 during both of these events. Otherwise, you may be inclined towards a tactical suicide.

Shooting's okay. There is no god damn fucking BLM land. Mchenry shooting range is fantastic and cheap, but it does have mediocre rules. The only indoor range in the area is Gun Ho. It's pretty good, and it even has a 100yd indoor rifle range, however, the rifle range is effectively a dark hallway. Expect to barely see your fucking target. The pistol range is great though. Probably the best option, as well as the most expensive, is Coast Rifle club. It's the best around, but it's a couple hundred dollars a year iirc.


Ocean Springs is really nice though. It's incredibly chic in some parts, but excessive liberalism isn't too much of an issue. The options for local food are famtastic there.

If you want fast food and decent shops, go to the promenade in diiberville. If you want expensive food, you may as well go to the casinos.

Also, there're often gun shows at the Colisseum.

>>34550897
See the thing about hurricanes is that if you live in a certain area, they have a 100% chance of destroying everything you know and love. It's not like Tornadoes, where the path is somewhat random and you might be spared.

Sorry, but if you live below a certain elevation, you're fucked. Say bye to all of your possessions.

>>34551120
To clarify on chimpouts:

Idek. I wasn't there for Katrina, and there have been no comparable disasters since. You'll be fine if you're on base.

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>>34550897
I mean yeah but take a tornado and add a bunch of homeless niggers to it.

>>34550953
Chimpouts are horrible. Im black and its fucking insane to watch niggers in groups.

>Be me in college
>Ferguson shit happening on TV in dining hall
>Group of nigs standing in line in front of me
>White guy walks by wearing nice clothes
>The group stares him down and stares throwing slurs at him under their breathe
>He walks away faster, head down

They have this fucked up mob mentality that goes through their minds like "No matter what little effort I put in for my education, no matter how lazy I was to get fired, no matter what crimes I did that fucked up my record, and no matter what drugs i may have done,or life choices I've made, Its always the white man's fault"
This mentality is something they do daily. A chimpout is their daily stupidity multiplied times millions with action put behind it. Its far past the planet of the apes. At least in planet of the apes the apes could communicate and be civilized in certain areas. This is like Dawn of the Dead levels of stupidity during emergencies.

>>34550435
Came here for this.

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>>34550102
>Katrina
I live in Florida, it's shit like that and other natural disasters that make me want to finally get the fuck around to having some sort of minimal prep. Where do I start anons? I have a handgun and an AR and thats it.

>>34551448
rice, beans, canned ravioli and the like
bottles of water (water is the most important thing), butane stove, lighters

>>34550826
Holy shit, when I was little and visited family in California, I always stopped in Weed, such a quaint little town.

>>34551448
>Water
>Purification method
>Stable Food
>Source of light
>change of clothes
>Tinderbox w/ charcloth
>String/Twine/Paracord
>Tarp
>Thick Rope 90meter
Ideally all in one bag and decently waterproof with the last three being the most optional

>>34551517
thats if you bug out innawoods which is generally impractical

>>34550102
I had a tornado hit my town in North Texas
>just graduated college
>living with the folks until I find a new job
>mom is a city planner and dad is a firefighter
>dad is a vietnam vet and doesn't talk about it
>neighborhood kinda went to shit
>used to be nice middle class area
>after 2008 people lost homes and jobs so a lot of white trash moved in
>beat up cars on lawns, aggressive dogs, and car robberies on the regular
>get early tornado warning
>Me and parents go to basement shelter
>tornado takes longer than we thought and it was 2am so decide to stay down below
>wake up at 6 am to check on house
>nothing terrible but doors and windows are broken
>4 junkies broke in and there was a bunch of needles and pipes everywhere
>dad had shotgun and I had a handgun
>dad shoots one of the junkies with birdshot
>doesn't die but is bleeding like a motherfucker
>one junkie is too high to compute
>dad grabs her by her hair and drags her out of the house
>she already looks dead
>dad drags her in the middle of the street
>he's madder than hell
>mom says she's wearing her jewelry
>literally red and can see his veins
>flips shotgun over and fucking golf club swings her head
>literally the worst sight I've ever seen
>junkie friends look in horror
>dad grabs her by her hair again and leaves her next to curb
>tells junkies to come and get their bitch
>Me and mom could not believe what we just saw
>later that day dad admits he stuck a knife in a 12 year olds throat and saw his best friend burn alive in a napalm strike

After that my parents moved to Waco after he retired, where I also got a new job. He talks to us about what happened in Vietnam after he killed that junkie, shit was fucked up

>>34550833

Jesus how long was it like that? I bet there was a fuck ton of water damage. I spent a few years working in insurance (Auto/Home) and holes in the ceiling are no fucking joke.

A little drip can end up causing thousands of dollars of damage, and big holes like a branch can cause are usually much, much worse, especially if you don't notice them right away.

>>34551572
This sounds traumatic but I can't help but laugh at the thought of your dad teeing up the perfect shot and your moms rings flying everywhere like the junkie is sonic

>>34551588
LMAO

>>34551572
Ayy someone else who lives in Wacko!

>>34550709
FEMA's budget got raided by DHS and their preparedness function got moved to an office 1/15th in size.Director Joe Allbaugh saw the way things were going and quit. Michael Brown took over then lost a series of battles as FEMA was somewhat separate but only responsible for recovery. The Justice department's Office for Domestic Preparedness (150 employees) got folded into DHS where Chertoff later gave it the mission for disaster preparedness. It was more concerned with terrorism and expected to hand off natural disasters to what was left of FEMA. FEMA's leadership started quitting and Brown was planning on submitting his resignation after Labor day (September 5th). Chertoff didn't activate the National Response Plan until the day after landfall (August 29th). Emergency response teams did eventually get deployed but some (most, all?) were just shuffled around waiting for orders.

I read this so you didn't have to... https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/2005/12/23/browns-turf-wars-sapped-femas-strength/323fd421-78f3-44ce-a667-9c60c5473d86/?utm_term=.93cc7f8de91a

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>>34550922

We have an answer for that.

>>34551572

Holy shit

>>34551588

LOL

>>34551611
I wonder if a gigantic vortex gun firing super heated air could kill a tornado?

>>34551368
>Boondocks Nigga Moment AOE

>katrina
>lousiana woman governor on tv crying

woman in power not even once.

also they reelected that ray niggin guy.

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>>34551572
>>34551588

>>34551588
KEK post me in the screencap

>>34550299

Is his name Mike W. by any chance? Im a EL-10 electrician, I went down to help too.

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>>34551572

I mean goddamn.

Your dad basically reee'd out Vietnam style and smashed some junkies head lol

Didn't that American Sniper guy shoot a few looters?
That sounds awesome

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>>34551588
OP you responded to
Holy shit that sight has given me nightmares since then but now I can't stop laughing. Since my dad has a beer belly I can see him as Eggman

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>>34551588
Holy shit i can't even

>>34550914
once upon a time, California was the frontier. Some of us still keep the old ways :)

>>34551572

Surprised your dad didn't fucking curbstomp her ass American History X style

>>34551688
Praise Kek! this man has been healed by the angel Hitler! Double doubles spoil your troubles! Live happily ever after!

>>34551685
There's no evidence that happened, and he probably was just shooting the shit when he said that.

>>34550812
i feel like i'm on a list now for having visited this site, but it's soooo worth it

>>34551802
no, he wasn't shooting the shit
he was a braggart and a liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCqXIARCUDE

>>34551120
I work in biloxi. There wasn't much of a chimp out outside of South gulfport and moss point (mostly black areas). But the homeless and vagrants kind of washed up around here and places were being broken into and looted left and right.

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>>34551688

YES

YESSS

>>34551604
A neighborhood got destroyed by a tornado here several years ago.
This huge ass RV with FEMA printed on the side shows up and drops off a single pallet of fluoridated bottled water that no one touched.
They stayed camped out in their rv doing fucking nothing the entire time.
EVERYTHING was handled by volunteer groups from local churches and businesses.

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>>34552084
>a single pallet of fluoridated bottled water
hmmm
>no one touched.
your town sounds based

>>34551588
Lmfao. Also, nice dubs.

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>>34551588
Ebin

>>34552094
What's wrong with flouride?

>>34550930
>better replace my people ethnically!
Kys faggot. White people do the same work, stop being a illegal apologist.

>>34550593
I also have a retarded dad who opts to go for a baseball bat before one of the guns I have bought him for when the niggers/ addicts in my hometown decide to home invade them and tie them up and beat them to death like they do

>>34550742
Getting a red card isn't too hard, they hand them out to women like candy

>>34551572
It was the right thing to do, and the remaining decent people in your neighborhood were probably grateful. My parents live in the same kind of scenario and I wish someone had pretext to take the junkies out for good without throwing their life away.

I didn't move to LA until 2009, but a lot of guys I work with have some crazy stories. One half coon-ass half Houma Indian guy I know stayed in NOLA for it. He tied his little kayak to the top of his roof and climbed up there with his dog and then rowed to the river in the aftermath. Some jackasses stole his kayak and he caught them, but he never told me what he did.

He then hitched a ride with a barge company and spent two weeks getting barges together before he got to Reserve and met up with some family there.

>>34552084

That is femas job, they don't do any of the work, they just collaborate with local volunteer/tribal/first responder groups and deleate

>>34551814
Movie stars don't lie

>>34551603
>Ayy someone else who lives in Wacko!
fuck this cities water system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYCrMNEdweY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8q_rvcAP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH7X8zQa6bo

kinda biased but interesting watch

Nat geo did a compilation of home video footage, and there was one where a cop was stading outside a store being looted, and he was filling his car with stuff, and when the camera guy asked him why he was not stopping the looting, he smiled, waved to the camera and told him to BTFU

>>34550922
>nukes disrupt tornados

Fact. Nukes create tornados.

This was confirmed at hiroshima

>>34550948
He still doesn't want to show my friend the footage they took
can he show you and then you show us?

>>34552634
Who's to say the dindus in the video weren't actually looters? If no one is going to defend your family and property, you do it yourself. That's the Lord's work.

>>34550953
just stay on base and you'll be fine. Theres nothing to do outside the gate except go to casinos.

>>34550301
Don't forget all the casino barges on land

>>34550897
I want to drive through Tornado with a Tank.

>>34550953
What afsc, I was there for two years

>>34551120
Ocean springs and gov street 10 and 11
Leo's bar karaoke still there?

>>34550102
I fucking hate these threads because its the biggest sack of shit larping in the world.

I know for a fucking fact that I am the only person on /k/ that actually lives in New Orleans. Everyone else lives in the suburbs or the next city over or some bullshit.

These threads always boil down to faggoty larping and discussions on how the niggers didnt leave and how much time they had.

Heres my only story.
>Dad stays
>neighbor stays
>both armed
>dad clears a route from house to his warehouse with his bobcat
>parks his Porsche in assumably higher land
>WRONG, our house was the higher land
>porsche gets flooded at warehouse
>dad leaves out two neopolitan mastiffs at the warehouse
>dad stays at house
>neighbor and dad pull shifts
>one other neighbor shoots a guy and spray paints "looter" on his back so people know

the fucking end.

>>34550738
hello david :) wake up, i made eggs and sausage. sees my shit post down below

>>34550948
There were no firearms confiscated thats a fucking lie. You dont live in New Orleans, stop perpetuating shitty retarded memes on the internet.

I should know, my friend was given the key to the city for navigating the Nat'l Guard through the entire city.

I am also a life long resident of Orleans

Can't vouch for the truth of lack thereof of this story, but it is what I was told by a former telecom exec that used to be my neighbor.
He said that during the immediate aftermath, the various wireless carriers had emergency crews in there to try to restore cellular service, but they immediately came under attack from feral jungle savages.
To remedy this situation, allegedy Dubya ordered in some special forces who took out more than 100 of these apes.
Could be bullshit, but sounds plausible. FWIW.

>>34550102
Fort McMurray Wildfire
Early May 2016

>Heard about a nearby fire a day or two prior
>Didn't think it was any big deal
>May 3rd comes and the power goes out
>Maybe around 3PM
>Vehicle drives by with windows down and radio on bust
>Can't understand much of it but heard "mandatory evacuation"
>Start loading up my backpack with food and water and a few little odds and ends
>Get a ride out with family
>Drive by the flames of an RV park that's ablaze, think I hear a 'pop' of sorts
>Hear on the radio or learn in a conversation later that some propane tanks had exploded in there
>Drive through black smoke
>Get out of smoke
>Everything looks greyish
>Roll down windows to let out smoke
>Running out of fuel; almost empty by the time we left
>On way to Anzac we go to gas station
>The lines are so fucking long
>Manage to bum a litre off a dude who's filling some tanks or some shit
>We go to bar
>Drink
>Get ditched
>Get drunk
>No ATMs work though (I assume they've been emptied already by people)
>Closing time
>Luckily there's an evac shelter nearby, thought I'd have to sleep on the ground
>Spend the night in one of the two gyms of the shelter
>Lots of cots for people

Next morning

>Hung over
>More cots come
>Expected to get LOTS more people
>Spend several hours setting up cots
>Have to evacuate Anzac that night
>Can see a huge wall of smoke in the direction of Fort Mac
>Worked on cots while hung-over for nothing, but I laugh at it now
>Take city transit bus to Edmonton
>About a 5-hour drive
>Uncomfortable as fuck
>Ass numb
>Edmonton is well-organized as fuck
>Call family in Newfoundland
>Get to Newfoundland
>Still using the backpack I brought and saved a can of SPAM I had brought with me as well

Yeah I know, kinda boring, nothing firearm-related, nobody died in the actual wildfire, but thought it was relevant story to share. Fort McMurray is in northern Alberta, about 400-500km north of Edmonton. There is now a wildfire in BC I hear.

>>34552981
>He said that during the immediate aftermath, the various wireless carriers had emergency crews in there to try to restore cellular service, but they immediately came under attack from feral jungle savages.
>To remedy this situation, allegedy Dubya ordered in some special forces who took out more than 100 of these apes.
I guess that's why the call it black ops.

>>34552761
>Who's to say the dindus in the video weren't actually looters?

That's the mentality of "I cant be sure its safe so shoot first and ask questions later"

In some cases it might have been applicable, but there were also larpers who went around shooting people just because they were "protecting the city."

I can understand people camping out at their property and shooting people actively looting, but people doing patrols and shooting anybody walking in a certain area because they "might have been looting in the area" with no real evidence is just retarded


>>34552981
>Dubya ordered in some special forces who took out more than 100 of these apes

Didn't blackwater get deployed to do that type of security?

>Blackwater secured a contract with the Department of Homeland Security's Federal Protective Service a week after the storm hit worth $33.3 million for the first four months. Extension of the contract has risen to at least $73 million. The total value of government contracts awarded to Blackwater for the hurricane relief efforts is unknown.

>>34553069
The blackwater guys were all deputized and they used their own small helicopter fleet which they had amassed to help with their operations

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>>34551588
>This sounds traumatic
Fag. Leave your suburbs more, vanilla. A junkie getting tuned up isn't dramatic.

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>>34551588
I JUST PICTURED THIS AND I COULD HEAR THE TINGALINGALING THAT SONIC MAKES EVERY TIME YOU GET HIT IN MY EARS
JESUS CHIRST

>>34550102
Why do Americans build houses in the water?

>>34550102
yeah i set up a snipers nest on top of the super dome and shot looters

NOPD/Sheriff went around confiscating everyone's guns.

>>34551573
>
yea it was like a month i guess. It was funny. like more of less the tree branch plugged the hole

>>34550102
I lived in New Orleans before and after the storm. Metairie to be specific. Stayed, didn't get any water. Just some roof damage. After about a week I got tired of no AC so I took my boat across the lake to the north shore to a family members house. They had a generator hooked up to natural gas line.

Completely uneventful. Just some occasional shootings.

>>34553405
I've now moved to Slidell which is just across the lake from New Orleans. Interesting to see all the destruction still. All the piers and lake houses gone. Just hundreds of pillings sticking up from the lake.

>>34553289
because the french built a city below sea level and continued to live in it after becoming americans.

>>34552849
bruh nah im in uptown rn

>>34553453
Shit. I go to UNO.

>>34553417
So why are you to poor to relocate your citizens? Living under water seems like a bad idea. Do they take a submarine bus to work?

>>34553566
Pretty simple. Large portions of the city are beneath sea level and would be swamp. We built walls around them called levees and installed pumps to keep the water out. The storm overtopped the levees, or some out right failed, flooding large portions of the city and keeping that water there longer than it would normally be. It doesn't really matter that the land is a tiny bit below sea level, when the storm surge was 25 feet.

>>34550102
Requesting that one anon who knew a guy who mag dumped his FAL through the front door at some criminals in the post hurricane chaos

>>34553587
Wouldnt it make more sense to relocate the citizens? You cant keep out Sea Mexicans with a wall.

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>>34551572
>remove junkies
the hero texas deserves

>>34553483
i go to tulane

>>34553592
Well New Orleans is rather important port. And I believe it would cost many many times more to relocate and the entire cities population, rehoused them, and restart their industry. Then to deal with some flooding every hundred years

>>34553289
the city is a containment zone for niggers and degenerates. it is exactly where we want it to be

>>34550457
Every reasonable person had already left by the time the storm hit, leaving the desperately poor and a bunch of mad max extras.

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>>34553627
One of the big problems was that they had a canal running through the middle of the city that was connected to the ocean. So all the water was pushed through that and that's where the levees broke. So they blocked that off, and built a giant Wall on the south eastern end of the city and put a gate on that so now there are two layers of protection at least

>>34550858
Stay in your lane dude, Katrina was bad but a lot of stories were hyped to high heaven before people got back into the city. For instance, remember when hundreds of people dies in the super-dome? Real number was 6.

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>>34550775
This is charity hospital, it has been empty since Katrina. Just imagine

>>34553636
This. The entire South should be nuked.

>>34553755
Only if everything is rebuilt as it was in antebellum

>>34553754
I drive past it a few times a week. Its fucking freaky at a night

>>34553721
ty m8. I was actually in the dome about a month ago for a commencement. they did a nice job fixing it up

>>34550102

I work with someone who went there for humanitarian aid as a Red Cross volunteer. They got stopped and held up by the National Guard for days until they had to cancel the operation. The National Guard told them that if they tried to cross the barricade, they would be shot.

>>34550742
Was that the huge one over in the Trinitys a couple years back? I remember going backpacking in the Alps and right before we got to the ranger station in Weaverville it was like sticking your head in a fucking chimney.

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>>34552228
edgy

>>34551252
>he has better abs than me

:(

>>34551035
Infernado

>>34553811
Pussy, go in and explore, where's your inner STALKER? Bring a Makarov PM with you, you'll be fine.

>>34550457
Politics, the blame game, corruption, and really bad planning.

Everybody likes to shit on FEMA for not showing up sooner. FEMA can't do shit until the local authorities request Federal aid. Once FEMA gets the call, their policy is to have boots on the ground within 72 hours. The governor of LA and the mayor of NO, both Dems, were playing political fuck-you games with the lives of their constituents. That's why meaningful Federal aid wasn't present for a week after.

The other part of the equation is horribly bad planning. The evac order went out, those who could, did. Those who couldn't were stuck there. Think about it- everybody leaves a city except those who are too poor to afford a car and the people who lost their licenses. What do you think is going to happen to that city, especially when Mother Nature comes along and knocks out all of the alarm systems?

>>34553054
Did your house survive?

>>34553999
Yes and no. It's complicated...

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>>34551035

I think fire whirl is another name
>i made a joke about these in school because our tornado and fire drills had opposite procedures, and the teacher said "lol anon those don't exist, don't be silly"

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>>34551588
Oh fuck

>>34550102
>walking near the superdome
>look up
>see a navy seal on the roof with a rifle
>360'd and walked away

>>34550120
>black on the outside white on the inside
k i l l
y o u r s e l f
: )

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>>34553069
I'm implying that it's a distinct possibility that lefty media or the groids themselves invented the narrative that they were making their way to an evac station not looting whitey. I am NOT absolving the shooters of the guilt of gunning down people on their way to evacuateif that is actually what happened (again, I doubt it). Better move would have been to have Jamal and his cuz sit on their hands, question their business, and escort/ drive them there or give them an alternate route if that is in fact where they were headed. There is nothing wrong with patrolling your community if the government refuses to. Civic pride isn't larping.

>>34552872

>No confiscation

You know how I know you're ignorant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8trl69kzo

Because it happened. It was a real event.

>>34553108
It's a junkie's final form

>>34553417
The French Quarter was never inundated. The French didn't build in the flood plain, that is where we kept the black people later

>>34553721
>All the babies were raped at the convention center

>>34553900
My degenerate step cousins' legal marijuana farm got burned up in that one.

>>34554207
Yeah... I can believe it

>>34553754

What would happen if you lit 5 pounds of thermite in one of these buildings?

>>34552849
I think I heard your story before. Unloaded both barrels of a double barrel shotgun on a looter?

>>34552196
It makes your pee-pee shrink

>>34554258
They wanted me to move out there and work for them as roving security during cut time when I was in high school, since I "knew a lot about guns and stuff". Now they live in Florida and do horse therapy or some bullshit.

>>34552981
They weren't spec ops it was contractors. When I got out of the military I heard a similar story from a guy I was brain pricking about getting into private contracting. He never said anything about numbers but I doubt they killed 100 niggers without anyone noticing. They definitely killed people though, they had to or service would of never been restored. Even public services couldn't work because the apes were shooting at them too. Before anyone asks, no I ended up going into college instead, never did the contracting thing. Do what you will with this info.

>>34553054
I was down south for the 2013 floods, but my house was high enough up that all I did was stay home from work a few days. Didn't even lose power like they said I would.

After that and the Ft McMurray fire, I made a "pet pack" that is ready to go at any time. It has basic supplies- litter, litter pan, a couple toys, some water bottles, brushes, clippers, wipes, bags, etc. My dog isn't alive any more, so it's just for my cat (but I could loan out dog-related bits to anyone who is lacking).

In an emergency, I can just grab it and the food, which will save me a lot of time and worry. I figure I'll be worried enough as is.

>>34554505
Sorry to hear about your dog, but that's a very good idea. Like a bug-out bag for your pet(s) and nice of you to keep the dog stuff in case anyone else needs it. Pets was a big issue, some animals that people couldn't take with them ended up burning alive in the house since they couldn't get out. With winters that provide -40 basically every year, having a thin little pet door on the front door is not a viable option; your house would freeze from that one little square/rectangle that lacks insulation. I tried to get the cat in the truck, but it was ready to claw my arms off as soon as I was approaching it. Had to leave it behind. I hear it's still alive and family is taking care of it. Good thing it's such an outdoor cat; managed to fend for itself for quite some time.

Some people were at work when the mandatory evacuation happened, which means they couldn't even get home to grab ANYTHING, and some of those individuals lost everything. I've seen the footage; nothing left but the hole where the basement used to be. Eerie... funny thing though; I'm kind of into zombie survival stuff and years ago realized that fridges would be packed with nothing but rot after a while so survivors would learn to avoid them at all cost because opening them would be to invite a wave of stink. Well, turns out that's what happened to people's fridges and deep freezes while away, so I hear they were taped up and sent to the dump en masse without so much as having a look inside. As for animals that were stuck in the house and DIDN'T burn alive, I don't know, I hear some cops or firemen went to buildings of pet owners who called and went in to get the animals or something like that. Oh yeah, the SPCA, I wonder what happened there... did they have a way to transport all those animals, or were they basically left to slowly starve? Damn... rough stuff...

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>>34554341
I wouldn't be suprised if they kept the farm for someone else to use. You know... it's a recurring thing that when you hear about a crime Alot of the times they always catch the person in Florida. Either that or they moved or where originally from there. What's with that? It's either the local flavor up North here or its some yahoo Hauling ass to Florida to get away from the fuzz.

>>34554571
The SPCA evacuated all their animals early on, then the workers went back to search for and rescue people's pets:

http://globalnews.ca/news/2692042/fort-mcmurray-spca-spent-the-weekend-rescuing-pets-in-secret/

A lot more pets ended up being rescued than anyone really expected, fortunately.

>>34550102
My pops always liked to tell this story of his
>be week after Katrina
>law enforcement job obligates him to go help
>be innaswamp looking for survivors and bodies
>hears a thud from the front of the boat
>checks it out
>nekkid white girl body
>oh fuck
>retrieve the body from the water and call it in
>cover her with a tarp and keep going
>few minutes later go under a tree
>junkie falls out of tree and in to the boat
>he hits his head on impact and gets knocked out
>mfw he was holding a nasty ass box cutter
>they take get the junkie and the bodies back to the station and come back with a story
junkie had never actually done anything to hurt anyone but they found someone's sperm in the girl, I think a lot of the story is probably exaggerated but it still spooks me

>winter 2009
>fayetville AR
>gigantic ice storm freezes entire ozark region
>inch thick layer of ice on all power lines, tree branches, etc
>power transformers explode all over town
>no electricity for a week
>seal off living room from rest of house since it's connected to the outside and use it as a cooler area
>use candles and flashlights for heat/light
>cook in fireplace or just eat cold food
>every branch within 50 miles falls off its tree
>neighbor's car gets nailed through the windshield
>power comes back on
>snow melts
>gather all branches around my house and make a huge fire in my backyard
>the end
wasn't any looting or disaster stuff that I can remember

>>34551588

it'd be better if they were on hallucinogenics and actually thought they were in a sonic game.

>eggman comes out of his basement
>sonic, tails, amy, and knuckles just chillin
>eggman blasts tails
>takes sonic out and bashes his brains
>"can never have enough rings!"

>>34553483
>>34553625
I go to LSU but live next to tulane

>>34551572
I killed my first man beating him to death with a m249 SAW. Shit wasn't exactly cash and he wasn't exactly dead when he was taken off our outpost.

My house was nearly destroyed in a flash flood, I was downstairs with a friend when the water came and I got hit with a log the floodwater floated through my window. The water was carrying so much force that if my buddy hadn't been there with me I'd have been toast.

I didn't have power, water, or gas, or a door for weeks, my storage building floated away, I shot at and was shot at by crackheads looting, my floating building destroyed three bridges, one of them blew up in a big fireball because there was a gas line running underneath it, all kinds of crazy shit.

I can tell stories, if /k/ wants.

>>34554662
Did you already go through all of your fucking ammo?

>>34552196
Calcifies your pinneal gland.

>>34554599
Awesome, glad to hear it. Really the Fort Mac evacuation, though with such short notice, was executed remarkably well. The only fatality I had heard of was in a vehicular accident that had nothing to do with the fire itself, merely taking place around the same time. Very sad however; two teenage girls killed, both less than 18 years old as I recall. Tragic waste of life... I also recall when I was at the pub that it was a kid's 18th birthday. May 3, 2016, so I guess he's 19 now. Anyways, he was drinking Bud Light, he had reached the legal age of drinking in Alberta, and I guess was evacuated from home the very next night if he's from the Anzac area.

>>34551572
based dad.

>>34554640
wish i went to lsu. tulane has put me in debt up to my eyeballs

>>34554672
By all means, sure. This thread is the comfiest thread that we've had in a while.

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>>34554675
The entire situation was shady. He was a suspected insurgent but also injured so him and some IA's come onto our out post to see what we could do. It was my job to watch him and he broke free from his restraints and I proceeded to beat the fuck out of him. So he wasn't completely dead by the time the IA's were going to get him loaded up to a hospital. GCS of 6 probably. I more than likely saved him from torture sessions with the IP's. Later it came out that he was injured from being to close to an IED (that he planted) detonation. So yeah go MURKUH

>>34554727
Noice

>>34554589
Ass ends of the country. Every scumbag thinks they're going to move to California/ Florida/ Alaska, and all their problems are going to magically melt away at the end of the road.

>>34554601
>Looting in the Ozarks
There are much more efficient ways to commit suicide

>>34554589
I don't know why you canadians come to Florida but we all hate you so much please stay the fuck out of Florida.

>>34553996
>The governor of LA and the mayor of NO, both Dems, were playing political fuck-you games with the lives of their constituents
Can you provide a source for this? I really want to read this part of the story since I've never heard it before

>>34552816
3D0X2. I've heard it's all around pretty shitty, but what's it like from your perspective?

>>34551368
Thanks anon. From what other people ITT have said, the base should be fine. Still sucks you've had to witness that and I'm sure people have arbitrarily lumped you in with the rioters and nutcases that give regular black people a bad name

>>34554672
>my floating building destroyed three bridges
buildings of mass destruction

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>>34551448
If don't live in an apartment start a small water collecting process. Collect rainwater in bigass barrels then purify it when you need it. Water will be the first thing you'll need when SHTF, when city water goes off you wont get it anywhere else besides bottles and rain.

Be prepared to board up your house if a hurricane starts to form on either of our coasts. Have some plywood ready to board up your windows. If a hurricane is too strong be prepared to bug out with your vehicle. Bring your guns, and bring food (rice, MRE's, toiletries, and ammo). Learn basic bushcraft, innawoods isn't really a viable option for the majority of FL, but have a big knife, an axe and know how to start a fire.

Maybe buy a scattergat and hoard buckshot too.

Also buy a ham radio and join our community. You can join an AmRONN net and have a trustworthy group of people to rely on in your vicinity when it all goes down. This will require lots of research tho, but it's really worthwhile.

>>34554804
I was talking about Northern California

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>>34551588
fuck

>>34554979
Even worse. Stay out.

>>34554966
I should have suggested RACES before AmRONN btw, the former is more government the former is more Militia.

http://www.qsl.net/races/what.html

>>34554865
Different anon but...
that's my afsc actually, the school is pretty easy if you know anything about computers and if you dont theyll teach you in Dolan hall which is bascially 2-4weeks of cramming essentials, then you go to the actual career field training, its super easy too just pay attention the test are easy. worst part are the dorms cause you share a room with some faggot and you are inspected weekly(depends on your MTL mine never inspected), but the local life is pretty good if youre over 21 lots of casinos and bars
if you havent signed yet only do 4yrs for the love of God

>>34555035
So they're both the former?

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>>34554804
This. I fucking learned to hate Canadians living in Florida. They're fucking passive aggressive dipshits that think their fucked out country is the supreme shit despite fucking off down here to live. Pieces of shit they are, that whole Canadians are great is a meme. Also fuck them for making the Publix Deli sub lines 10x longer.

>>34555228
Two faggot Quebecois held up the line at the Irving this morning because they could not understand how to pump American gasoline. My $1 16oz walking beer ended up warm before I finished it because of those fuckin skinny jean clad foreigners

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Welp, I guess I have one.

Police of the Brazilian state of Espirito Santo, where I live, decides to go on strike.

First day, not much happens. Second day at nightime you can hear in the distance people screaming 'pega ladrão' ('catch thief') and overrall mess and confusion because dindus are using the policeless night to rob people.

Third day onwards, whole city is dead silent, nobody leaves their homes, gunshots can be heard with some frequency (we all hope they're coming from security guards and the like, because most Brazilians don't own guns (thanks, govt, for disarming us!)) and at some point even the relatively safe area where I live gets it's share of thugs doing 'arrastão' (look it up). Mercifully by that point some cars of the Força Nacional where parked by and some unamused police officers spooked them away with SMGs while workers from the nearby supermarket rushed inside.

That same day the army gets called in, and you can hear people applauding them from their balconies, finally breaking the silence of the last few days.

I mostly stayed in when shit got really bad so no personal tales from this. The situation improved slowly until the police was eventually brought back into service.

>>34550102
I'm living near the fires in BC right now. And I cant bring an gp5 on my walk to work because I never bought one.

>>34555398
>'arrastão' (look it up)
why don't you attach a pic or at least describe it instead of posting some gay flag, you third world monkey.

>>34553754
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. challenge when?

>>34555553
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+arrast%C3%A3o

>>34550457
https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CRPT-109hrpt377/pdf/CRPT-109hrpt377.pdf

The House of Representatives report on the mess is worth reading.

The TL;DR is that Bush appointed some incompetent asshole to run FEMA, and the state and local governments sucked.

>>34555079
6 years, but it's ANG so I'm not too worried (also 6 is the only option). I have a few industry certs and know a fair bit about computers already. How do they determine whether you go to the cram sessions or not? I shared a dorm room for a year with a guy my freshman year of college, so doing it for 4-5 months isn't a big deal to me, and yeah I'm well over 21. I've heard the tech school length can vary, does that just depend on whether you do the extra weeks at Dolan or not? Also, what's the EDPT like? Thanks for the reply

>>34552849

salty little faggot, aren't you

I know a lot of AFSOC guys at Hurlburt who said they got more action during Katrina and the Haiti Earthquake than they did in Iraq/Afghanistan. I heard stories about them being ambushed/mugged several times by Haitian thugs just to try to steal their food, water, and weapons.

>>34550670
kek

>>34555605
you go to it no matter what

>River Valley, Arkansas
>Talks of a potentially deadly tornado
>1:00 A.M Power goes off
>Turn on emergency radio and ride the shit out
>talks of a F-3 touching down in a neighboring town just about a 10 minute drive from me
>Start shitting bricks
>Luckily it dies out before it gets to our town
>Go assess the damage the following day
>Forested little town is completely barren
>Aluminum from roofs are everywhere
>Cows out and walking on the road
>No houses left
The weirdest thing was that there was a fucking rainbow over all the destruction, really eerie.

My dad was actually on patrol that night, he told me stories about herding cattle to see if a wire on the road was live, water getting into the trunk of his patrol car, and how they found the body of a young girl stuck in a tree.

>>34555631
haiti is probably one of the few places on earth that can legitimately rival some of the worst shitholes in africa in terms of raw shittiness. it's like they exported the worst breed of niggers there.

>>34554915
The 99% of terrible blacks give the 1% of tolerable blacks a bad name.

>>34551448
water purifiers will be worth their weight in gold if a total system breakdown happens.

>>34550102

I went to NAWLINS on a mission trip with my church when I was 15.

The way the place looked, the devastation wrought by nature and God, and the shitty people there made me realize something:

Louisiana deserved it.

>>34551629
You don't know how accurate that show is in terms of black/nigg relations.

>>34554804
this.

we drive in miles per hour, not kilometers, jacque

also idc that you bring tourist money. id rather we be more poor here than have to deal with you fuck sticks

>>34555890
gold wont be worth shit if there is a total system breakdown

ammo, food and water will be the new currency if anyone bothers actually trading

>>34555890
Water purifier? Short-term solution to a long-term problem, dude. Learn to make a water filter with a plastic bottle, a leaf, and variously-sized rocks. What can also work in a pinch is a shirt or two. That's just filtering though. For actual purifying, make a fire and boil the water. Your purifier should be a pot either carried in or strapped to your pack. Again, in a pinch, you might be able to use tin cans like what food comes in. I'm skeptical about aluminium cans; might be chemicals or something in that that would release when heated or something, I don't know, but tin cans ought to be ok. Can't hold much water in them though. Also useful to have pliers so you can pull bullets from cartridges you don't need; use/keep the powder. Either use it in ammo you DO need (I advise only using it in manually-operated designs) or create a makeshift grenade with it somehow. I have roughly fist-sized or i guess smaller than fist-sized glass jars for jalapeno slices. Jab a hole in the top for a wick and it could work as a grenade, except for the fact it'd probably break on impact with a hard surface. Wrap it in cloth perhaps? Would the shards still serve as sharpnel with a few layers of cloth in the way?

>>34556855
>For actual purifying, make a fire and boil the water
>implying anyone has the fuel to do this
>implying SODIS

get it together m9

>>34556803
that is my point. The ability to purify water will buy you food, shelter ammo and possibly a few nights with the hot daughter if things get bad enough. You can get even more if you offer to protect them.
>>34556855
non-preppers do not know how to do that, and without internet they won't be able to look it up.

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>be me, Chris Kyle
>Top Navy Seal
>Everyone calls me legend
>have movie made about me and best selling book
>true American hero
>Government decides to send me on top secret mission
>get briefed
>You gonna be sniping looters on the Superdome
>Don't know how I feel about shooting Americans but doesn't matter its for muh country
>get setup and shoot 30 niggers
>tell people about it
>no one believes me
>tfw they don't even put it in your movie directed by Clint Eastwood
>tfw a conspiracy dude from predator calls me out on this

>>34553637
>a bunch of mad max extras.
I like this phrase a lot. It really paints a mental picture.

>>34556878
>fuel
What?
>SODIS
See above.

>>34556881
That's why we use the internet while we have it, anon. I understand the internet is for porn, but we must look BEYOND the porn to gain knowledge and intelligence. Don't simply prep by hoarding and gathering; prep your MIND. Don't think in surviving for 2 days or a week or a month. Think of how to survive for a LIFETIME! I've even given thought to the fact that in a total collapse, smokeless powder would be gone probably for good within our lifetime. It will be gone and won't resurface until humanity gets its shit together and builds civilization anew, finding books and learning how things were to bring things back to how we live now in the most technologically advanced time our species has ever known. This could take generations. We will probably be long gone before humanity even gets electricity back. (fuel will disappear; generators won't last long)

So without smokeless powder, it would revert to black powder and flintlock or matchlock muskets for those lucky enough to know how to make black powder (I know roughly how, the only lacking part is I would have to make saltpetre. I roughly know the process, but never put the theory into practice, as it were). For those who DON'T know how to make black powder and don't know anyone who DOES, then ranged engagements would have to be with bow and arrow or some other such ancient technology. Perhaps crossbow for individuals who are decent at woodwork since for anyone not familiar with bows, it's FAR easier to effectively use a crossbow than an actual bow which requires years of practice to git gud.

I've got a theory on how to reload spent primers, but it would take a lot of serious experimentation, and I might never figure out how to properly do it.

>>34556902

Chris Kyle was full of shit and I called it as soon as I started reading his book. I was on deployment before his death and people thought I was a heretic for calling his """"book"""" out on its obvious embellishment of actual events

>>34556953
I don't see what's so interesting about this guy. There's probably a lot of Delta and Green Berets who've seen and done cooler shit.

>>34556946
Water has a very high specific heat.

In order to boil water, you must generate heat, which means expending fuel.

Fuel is a precious resource in the event of an emergency.

Owing to this, I feel that options like household bleach, or sterilization via solar UV radiation (otherwise known as SODIS) would be a superior option.

>friends uncle is horrible meth tweaker
>Owns fully restored 1971 Chevelle super sport, black with black interior
>600hp
>Leaves it in the city instead of evacuating it
I cried a little.

>>34550933
Weebs faggot.

>>34556965
... it's called 'wood', my dude. I assure you, it's flammable and pretty common. Creates a good bit of heat. As for SODIS, I'll have to look into it, but I'd rather just boil via wood heat. It's simple and easy if you know how. Gotta get myself a flint and steel, but at the same time I also know how to make fire starters using just bits of wood and string.

>>34556946
looks like you are well on your way to becoming self sufficient... Have you started collecting piss in bottles as precursor material to make saltpeter yet?

>>34557172

In major cities this could be a problem. After all the trees get cut down, people start burning everything flammable for fuel because fuck traveling 5 miles outside the city to get wood.

>>34557172
Spoilers: Wood is going to be a valuable, jealously guarded commodity in any place where humans exist in large quantities.

If you look at a map of human population density and a map of forest density, you'll see a strong, negative correlation.

>>34553054
Was the federal response alright in your opinion? How did Trudeau handle things?

T. American with relatives in Alberta

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>>34551688
I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!

>>34557218
Oh hey, I remember that one. Didn't they rip her wings off or something?

>>34557204
>How did Trudeau handle things?
he brought in black firefighters from Africa and rejected offers of help from the US

>>34552872
Get raped liberal faggot.

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>>34557254
The same black firefighters went on strike because they weren't happy with their pay.

>>34557189
I am not actively working towards learning to make saltpetre, but I will attempt to put it in practice someday. Urine is indeed a part of it, as is feces, and some natural decomposition of sorts is also required. Ultimately once the waste starts to grow crystalline bits, I think you must then take all the waste, boil it in water, filter it to separate the liquid from the solid, and then the process from there is very similar to making sea salt from sea water. Boil, boil, boil, boil, let it get thicker and thicker and thicker and thicker, until there's only a little bit of VERY thick liquid left. Then, put it in a big flat pan and let the Sun do the rest so you don't risk burning the saltpetre or seasalt or whatever.

I think the mixture is something like 7 parts charcoal (can make that by basically 'cooking' wood in a metal container with a few holes at the top to prevent an explosion) and 3 parts saltpetre. I know, sulphur, but I hear that ingredient is optional. Black powder with sulphur is likely superior than that without, but I hear it's ultimately not completely necessary. If it is, then all the time I would put towards making black powder would be a waste, and I will have to construct a crossbow or become good with bow and arrow.

>>34557198
If you're still in a city after SHTF, you're clearly not thinking about longterm survival.

>>34557201
Again, if you're near cities (densely populated areas) after SHTF, you're not thinking about longterm survival.

>>34557204
I don't like Trudeau, I did not vote for him, I never will vote for him, but yeah I think he was alright. The big talk I heard was "he didn't talk about us on the news quickly enough" and "he should have talked about us sooner" and "he should have come and seen post-fire Fort McMurray sooner", but it's all just whining. I don't give a fuck. Nothing would have changed if he had or not. Though if he NEVER spoke of it and NEVER seen post-fire Fort Mac, THEN I would say he's a heartless S.O.B

>>34551588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRgfAPe5s3U

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>>34550435
heh

>>34557270
did Trudeau give them 10.6 million each?

Part of preparation is location.

Never buy a home in a potential storm surge area. Surge cannot be stopped.

Consult historic records of flooding. No flooding, ever, is acceptable.

Live with well-armed, good white folks and get to know your neighbors. Survival is a TEAM sport.

Niggers should not know you. Do not socialise with any living near you unless unavoidable or there are epic extenuating circumstances.

Hide what you own if it's desirable. No one outside my close group of bros have been inside my home or shops since I bought/built them. What isn't thought of isn't molested.

Your property should be a passive deterrent to visitors. I have two driveways, one always chained. The area between the rest of my property and any road is either heavily ditched, wooded or both and will stay that way to deter vehicles.

If SHTF I'll ditch the driveways. People can move obstacles but filling ditches is work and it's slow.

Be equipped to live in your woods etc if you have them. Houses draw niggers/wiggers/spiggers and are death traps. Firepower and mobility will let you end n/w/sp/iggers from a distance.

Multiple outbuildings protect against total loss by fire and can be used for cover.

Shipping containers make nice shop and storage space. Know what they are good for and study military and industrial container shops. They are delightfully storm resistant. Ensure your buildings and containers have generous firebreaks around them. Containers don't burn unless the wood floor is ignited, but their walls transmit heat quickly so an external fire could ruin the contents. (Bunkerfaggots should build legit shelters out of something else.)

>>34550102
>Brother plays WoW with someone down in nawlins.
>Katrina hits
>No word on WoW bro for weeks
>Finds his name in the obituary
sad times

>>34557411
Hard times ahead, friend.

>>34553625
Will

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>>34555228
>snow birds holding up the publix deli line

fucking hate snow birds so much, why the fuck do those dirty fucking rust belt/canadians come down here every year? Fucking trying to drive on i4 ugh.

>>34557286
>I think the mixture is something like 7 parts charcoal (can make that by basically 'cooking' wood in a metal container with a few holes at the top to prevent an explosion) and 3 parts saltpetre.

"75:15:10 (KNO3/C/S) is the sum, the rule of thumb and is what makes the bomb."

>>34554812
Go to American Renaissance amren.com and search for anything on katrina.

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>>34550240
Did you have a stroke or did I?

>>34553996
not to mention that NO had dozens if not hundreds of buses lost in the flood. Which could have been used to evacuate tens of thousands of people to higher ground.

some how Bush gets all the blame.

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>Lived in the 15th ward of New Orleans.
>One of the few predominately white middle class neighborhoods in N'awlins.
>Live with friend as work requires travel. Unfortunately get caught in during Katrina.
>We heard on Myspace that some looting started before the event.
>Storm rolled in and flooded many areas, ours was spared for the most part.

Oh boy here we go

>Have a milled mak90 from before the ban, and friend has a freshly purchased cetme from Century. (the assault rifle ban had ended little less than a year before this)
>We hear gun fire even before the storm has finished.
>Shit gets weird...
>Lots of looting but things remain normal, no electricity or water, sewage is out, and no phones/cell.
>Here comes the shitstorm, 3 days after landfall things start to get hairy.
>Guys are breaking into houses, pulling people out.
>We heard an old lady got raped by some thugs near McDonoghville
>Many of the houses are empty, so when we see some black guys ripping the ply wood off one of the small windows we got a bit worried.

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>>34550102
Is there a source anywhere for the death toll on Katrina? Including the niggers being niggers and not the "official" toll

>>34550937
AN EMISSION IS ABOUT TO OCCUR. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY

stalker: louisiana when

>>34558365
Resident Evil 7

>>34556994
>not stealing it
it's on you.

>>34550897
hell yes, great point! i've been in three, at least they don't last for days.

>>34551116
holy shit! damn, is there anyway NOT to die in this country? everything is angrier, snakes, ocean critters, gators, spiders, dingos.....fuck

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>>34551588

>>34558679
it's a hell continent
humanity was never meant to settle there

>>34558702
explain abos then.

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>>34551812
it's a big fucking list, so they won't get to everybody........

>>34556960
>There's probably a lot of Delta and Green Berets who've seen and done cooler shit.
yeah, except delta keeps their mouth shut about the shit they do

>>34558719
>Abos
>Real human beans

>>34550742

It's fun. Wildfires are gnarly, though. Especially Cali fires.

>>34555631
>I heard stories about them being ambushed/mugged several times by Haitian thugs just to try to steal their food, water, and weapons.
most CCT's didn't even leave the airport

>>34550828

ay yo boi da white man be white washin history n sheit. we wuz kangs n sheit nigguka. da only reason we down now cuz da WHITE MAN be keepin us down!

>>34550102

>Niglantis.jpg

>>34553754
>>34555570

Looks more like a Judge challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb4f1xpSu-I

>>34558719
fauna

>>34550792

obviously it wasn't nearly as bad, but after the april 10th tornados in Alabama, I drove past an area that got hit bad. They had sprayed numbers of some of the still standing houses, and it was for how many people died that lived there

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>>34551572
The best part about reading this is you can feel the anger his dad had. No words, just a mounting pressure of anger which could only express itself in physical violence. He could have shot her and no one on earth would have missed anything. But no, he needed to feel the force of the gun hitting her head, not just the recoil and satisfaction of killing her but the actual jerk of that shotgun connecting to her bare skull.

>>34550120
God bless fine upstanding negro gentlemen.

>>34550457
>why was the aftermath worse than the storm itself?
It's the south.
https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/neworleanscitylouisiana/PST120216
https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2015/crime-in-the-u.s.-2015/tables/table-43

>>34554966
Or just spend a couple dollars and fill them with a hose...

>>34557395
>are death traps
Yeah, but if you design your house properly, it's a death trap for invaders.

>>34551572
it's your own fault for living in a hell hole. next time live in a better area bro

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>>34551673
>Mike W.

>>34557609
nope

>>34556953
> I was a heretic for calling his """"book"""" out on its obvious embellishment of actual events


Same here

I get constant reminders on how retarded military people are all the time while being in


The ride never ends friends

>>34558750

There were a bunch of PJs who did though.

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>>34559725

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/digs

I should have screencapped the Snowpockalypse thread. It was golden. Men fighting over empty jerry cans that neither one owned *after* the gas station announced it was out of gas, multi-nigger pileups galore, stuff like that.

>>34553754
Could one explore it without getting in big trouble?

>>34557471
post it!

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>>34551252
>I mean yeah but take a tornado and add a bunch of homeless niggers to it.

>>34550460
>I had to spend the rest of the time that I wasn't in school without internet.
>without internet
Jesuc Christ that is harrowing

>>34560262
I have considered it. It at one point in time was full of sketchiest of homeless people but they have since put a huge fence around it and there is now a huge crane in the middle of it. i am not sure what they are planning on doing with it desu

>>34550670
I'm 43, I know that feel ... it only gets worse as you get older. And your favourite music and filmstars from your childhood start dying off in droves

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>>34551448
a 20lb bag of rice costs like $9 and has 200 servings in it
at ~1600 calories a day of rice you're talking 20 days of food. for 9 fucking dollars. Keeps for like 2 years and ironically you are getting hosed at that price; rice can be bought by the literal metric ton for about ~$600

if you live in florida and don't have at least a month's worth of food, propane or a generator, and potable water you're a fucking retard or a fucking nigger.

>>34550460
the fuck how didn't you have internet
there were people IN New Orleans who were blogging about what was happening over the internet

>>34554148
dat dexter thou...

>>34552196
It's turning the frogs gay

>>34552196
Steals your Purity of Essence.

>>34560219
>people trying to steal ice

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>>34554804
I literally prefer to deal with hispanics than quebecois frogs
>mfw i had a canadian woman ask if I spoke french while working
>mfw why in the flying fuck would I speak french
>mfw the only people who speak french in florida are canadians and niggers

they can't fucking drive either

Now hispanics
>¿spek spanish?
>no
>ok ok ::thumbs up::
>proceed to sell them shit through pointing, hand signs and drawing shit
or
>proceed to talk to little elion the 7 year old who speaks english and have him relay the info to his padre
>always super nice
Florida spics have money to fly here in a plane or came from cuba. Good people for the most part. And they go back

>>34554804
>>34555228
>>34555319
>>34557674
>>34556768

ive also had the same kind of experiences, Canada surely sends their worst down here

>>34560621

i went to the latin grocery store and the cashier didn't speak english and wrote the price on her palm so i gave a thumbs up and said thank you

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Suprised this hasn't been posted
https://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16627
>inb4 zombie forum
it's a first hand account of how a guy used various underhanded techniques to protect his shit from niggers and freely move around New Orleans and how his survival preps worked for him.

main thing
>take "polo shirt and industrial clipboard" to squad level
White basic bitch F150 crew cab with a magnetic sticker on the door for placeholder industries electrical repair something something
PPE and maintaining the demeanor of a pissed off, hung over, chain smoking done with this shit contractor who has done _______ 54 times today and is going to _______ 55.

>>34560676
The irony is that florida is essentially a functional apartheid state
>jews all live in a few pockets
>blacks live in their ghettos
>hispanics live in shitty neighborhoods
>whites live in suburbs randomly interspersed between the massive sea of black and hispanic slums (formerly white neighborhoods from the 40's-60's that had niggers move into them and all the whites move out)
no one is dumb enough to live in an area that isn't racially homogeneous and everyone is armed so race relations are ironically good. Also the police beat the fucking shit out of our niggers so hard in the miami riots that we haven't had a BLM or nigger riot problem for several decades. Ironic that the State Trayvon Martin Kept it real and it went wrong in had no liquor stores looted in his name.

>>34559969
10 out of fucking 10

>>34560752
my neighborhood is getting overrun by amish and everywhere within 100 miles is going to be a complete shit show once the international rowing championship beings by the UTC. i hope british tourists dont drive down mr. luther king rd off 41 and get gunned down again, or maybe that was newtown, whatever

ive never actually had a jamaican beef paddy

>>34560877
It taste pretty good, especially the spicy ones.

>>34550457
Because fucking niggers, that's why.

>>34560877
>ive never actually had a jamaican beef paddy
they're actually not bad

Florida story
>katrina hits us
>pretty much fucking nothing as a cat 1 that didn't make landfall in my pocket of SFla
>still fucks shit up for about a week
>last i heard it was going south
>spend a week in moderate flood water eating ramen and being bored as fuck because this is pre real internet so it was just maintaining a generator and reading books and shit
>find out that louisiana got absolutely fucking fucked
>K den
the joys of living in the suburbs

>>34551572
Legend. Not enough people like your old man.

>>34559788
Entitled faggot. Too many of this type around.