Russian Stealth

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>mfw

>>34547365
Ask yourself how did you ended up in scrapyard. It's a 2009 photo of 2 retired Victor III going in their final way.

>>34547385
Jesus the sequels really were toned down compared to the first flick.

Damn. Russia is that broke?

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>>34548906
they were after the break up of the USSR

>>34548940
>that seagull

Something about that seagull makes the whole scene even more poignant.

>>34547365
Russian subs are better used as powerplants for coastal cities.

so the ruskies don't have anti fouling paint?

>>34547559
the 5th one seemed dark. IMO as good as the 1st

>>34547365
Not maintaining subs is a soviet tradition. They spend all this effort developing this quiet sub and then treat it like an AK. All the mounts harden and the pump noise get more noticeable year after year.

>>34549910
I wonder if barnacles could grow on teflon... dropping a pan in the ocean would be a nice project for somebody who lives near the coast...

>>34549984
Seems the answer is if the boat sat long enough, yes but you could push em around or right off.

>>34549910
why don't they just cover it in cosmoline?
fuck this should be the obvious solution

>>34550043
It would move too fast underwater.

>>34548940
What the fuck is that right before the bridge with a bra on it?

>>34550081
some body bending over...
do you need glasses?

>>34547365
>implying Russians even know how to maintain their navy

Reminder that when they returned Royal Sovereign and Milwaukee to the RN and USN respectively, both ships were neglected so severely that they were barely seaworthy. Both ships main batteries were rusted in place, for instance.

Russians seem to have a cultural predisposition for being terrible sailors.

>>34547365
Die of submechanophobia panic

>>34547365
>Apply hammer and chisel
>collect in pot
>chop up 4-6 shallots and some garlic cloves (fine)
>boil for ~15 mins
>add some chopped flat leaf parsley and basil to taste
>add about a pint of high yeast beer (eg. belgian Kriek)
>simmer for another ~30 mins
>serve with butter

>>34550981

MADMAN

my mouth is watering

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>>34550556
Russians are just Indians with white skin.

>>34548940
My man, _Russia_ still is broke. Only the Oligarchs and Vladimir Putin got the money. He's rumored to be a multi-billionaire.

>>34547365
>Breaks up outline
>Blends in with the sea floor
I don't see a problem with this.

>>34547365
based russians
this is what a submarine should look like

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>>34549947
Huge tracts of the whole country are full of everything from massive armoured vehicle cemeteries to completely abandoned cities.

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>>34547421
>Trying to reason with excited shitposting amerilards
Why? It is pointless, they're like Brazilians in online gaming. Here's a much cooler photo, anyway.

>>34547385
kek

>>34549947
It's not a Soviet tradition it happened after the USSR collapsed they didn't had an economy to maintain their army, navy, airforce. They still don't

>>34553294
It obviously got exponentially worse after the collapse but it wasn't that good even during the coldest part of the cold war.

>>34549984
They won't even grow on old rubber tires. There have been projects that aimed to get rid of thousands of old car tires by using them as bases for artificial coral reefs, but nothing grew on them.

>>34547385
>Part of the crew
>Part of the ship

>>34550981
A whole submarine would make many, many servings. But I think the hull is too hard to crack with hammer and chisel

>>34551736
how old r u?

>>34553433
kek

>>34547365
>wut do u c
caterpillar drive

>>34553918
>caterpillar drive
no Tom Clancy, that's where their towed array is housed

>>34548940
im an ameriboo, but this hurts look at

>>34553418
why isn't teflon used though? it would definitely lessen the water resistance