PING

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THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP

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BRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

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BOOM

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>>34547173
ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

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BEEP

>>34547173
Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.

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ROGER

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FLONG FLONG!

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>>34547224
but, Captain,..

>>34547189
IT AINT ME

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SQUISH

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>>34547173
REMOVES

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put-put-put-put-put-put

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obligatory PING!

>>34547542
>ping.jpg

>>34547222
>EMPLOYEE
>ISSUE
>ISSUE
>ISSUE
>ISSUE

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>>34547173
FRAG OUT!

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BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
CHK
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
CHK
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
CHK
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

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eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEeeeeeeeeeee

>>34547282
We don't need sonar to see where we're going!

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Ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, ha ha ha HA ha, hehehehehehehe!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_IDGrKZ0Rs

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

*splut*

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BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM *reload* BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMB BAM BAM....

>>34549331
*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

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>>34547173

JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM

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Nice

>>34547210
AW GAWD MAH FENGUHRS

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Click Click Click Click Boom
Click Click Click Click Boom
Click Click Click Click Boom
Click Click Click Click Boom
Click Click Click Click Boom
Click Click
chk chk chk chk chk

>>34547326
KARADZICU

>>34551776
This is an incredibly well done painting of Steve, holy shit

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BWOOOOOOOOOOOAR
BWOOOOOOOOOOAAARRRR

>>34547696

Kek

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HONK HONK

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IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34551779
hah
subtle

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FREEEEEEEEEEM
FOOOOOOOOOSH


DKOK

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BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-BO-OOM

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BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

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dee dee duh dee bum bum bum bow beh bow beh boooowwwww

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Hon hon hon

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HHIIIYYYAAHHHHH-HHIYPYYEAANAAIAHHSHHH

>>34551770
Jokes on you, that's an A2

>>34552073
Why is the muzzle brake upside down

>>34552653
There's a "you see Ivan" joke in there somewhere

>>34547222
>ten minutes later
have a nice Air Force day sir!

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THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

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>>34547210
BANG

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THWUUMP

>>34551779
kek

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FOOK

>>34547173
Hypothetically, if you were swimming right in front of the sub when it pinged, what would happen to you?

>>34553266
It would be extremely painful.

No, like really.

>>34553295
Probably over 200dB of HF noise.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/08/0815_wirenavyboom.html
Quoting from around 10 seconds of Google:

"Here's a site that might interest you: Noise What You Can't Hear Can Hurt You (http://www-afsc.saia.af.mil/magazine/htdocs/marmag97/mar2002.htm)
SoundPressure SOURCE
Level (dB)
220 Inside detonating diesel cylinder
210
200 300m from Space Shuttle launch
190 10m from detonating land mine
180 (probable eardrum rupture)
170
160 Shotgun blast at muzzle
150 Jet takeoff at 10m (instant ear damage)
140 Jet takeoff at 30m (protected ear limit)
130 Pneumatic riveter (unprotected ear limit)
120 Rock concert 2m from amplifier (pain threshold)
110 Chainsaw at arm's length
100 Very noisy factory (cumulative ear damage)
90 Boiler room
80 Inside open sports car
70 Busy office/normal speech at 1 m
60 Washing machine/clothes dryer
50 Light traffic
40 Quiet bedroom
30 Quiet countryside
20 Recording studio
10 Normal breathing
0 Threshold of hearing
-10 Too quiet
Sources:
Sanders & McCormick (1993)
Kantowitz & Sorkin (1983)
Taylor (1970)

And from the same site:
No amount of head-worn ear protection works well above 150 dB."

>>34553295
For you

>>34547210
>non-factory chrome barrel probably bought from somalia

HAHAHAH GLOCKFAGS BTFO WOW HAHA GLOCKNADE HAHA MY FUCKIN CZ IS SO RELIABLE HAHA I HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS IM NOT A GLOCK FAG

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>>34547173

I will ask the denizens of /k/ to help me on a search that has lasted a few years.

There was a video series called "There goes a ___" featuring dave and becky. More specifically in the video called "There goes a boat" there features a cut to a submarine underwater with a really eerie sounding submarine ping. I can't find that scene anywhere and I can't find an easy way of getting the "There goes a boat" video digitally.

does anyone know or have that eerie fucking sound? or the clip with the submarine?

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>>34552014
>fucking pond niggers

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>>34552018
i am sensing alot of gayness in these individuals

>>34553764
>>34553772

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49NPmqEwK0

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"Hi, guys. Thanks for tuning in to another video on Forgotten Weapons dot-com. I'm Ian, and today we're taking a look at..."

>>34553852
>still sounds as rough and bark-like as always

>>34547310
Why squish

>>34553995
>doesn't know his /k/ memes

>>34552018
ROMA
O
M
A

>>34553995
to Squish or not to Squish?
That, is the question

>>34554062

for the 300$ hey are selling for, id squish all day desu

>>34547222
Hey, where's your reflective belt Airman.

Gimme a 341.

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SIGH

>>34547222
>waiting at the front office for 20 minutes because you arrived after a big set of people trying to get on base
>half of them don't know how to use the keypad to get through the door

#JustContractorThings

>>34547173
Pong

>>34551800
Corrected
C-c-c-click boom
C-c-c-click boom
C-c-c-click boom
C-c-c-click boom
C-c-c-click boom

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>>34547173
SQUINT

>>34547310
is this about squeezing the mag well

>>34547542
bazpinga
>>34551779
well met

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SPLURTS

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>>34547173
join the NRA

>>34547173
>>34553756
Submarine active sounds more like the shriek from taking an angle grinder to metal

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[distant vacuum noises]

>>34553209
FOOKIN LAYSA SAHTS

>>34551779

This wins the thread.

>>34555533
[barrel roll noises]

>>34551824
I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S A PHOTOGRAPH OR A PAINTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>34555847
[muffled "Woah, help me!" in the distance]

>>34547189
This is the end...

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Oh you're taking him too boss?

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>34553266
You would die

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>>34547173
" "
tchrk

flop

>>34557524
punkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunk
punkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunk

punkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunk
punkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunkpunk

>>34557769
flikflikflikflikflikflikflikflikflikflikflikflik

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HICKOK45 HERE

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IT AIN'T ME!

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ARRRGGH! AHOY MATEY'S YARRRR!
AYE YE SCALLEY WAGS!

>>34557174
Price, do you copy? The silo doors are open, I repeat, the silo doors are open!

>>34551815
VODI SRBE SVOJE

>>34551779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bG8CVUujhs#t=1m57s

>>34553687
Have I struck a cord, glockfag?

>>34560573
VODI SRBE SVOJEJEJEJEJE

>>34552706
>not "bloop"
C'mon

>>34553852
Strangest and longest porn intro out there

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>>34547217
nice taste

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*SIPS*

>>34547217

REACTOR: ONLINE
SENSORS: ONLINE
WEAPONS: ONLINE

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

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>>34560887
>>34547326
*Sips*

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>>34547173
>shift over
>hit the bunk
>PING

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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>>34551779

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWW~

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FSSSSSHHHFSSSSHHHFSSSSSHHFSSSSHHH

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TAVOR TAVOR TAVOR TAVOR TAVIR TAVOR TAVOR

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>34560721
NEK SE VIDI, NIKOG SE NE BOJE NIKOG SE NE BOJEEEEEEEEEE

>>34561174
Kek

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SPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAUSPANDAU

>>34547173
>Vashhhhhili. Reshhhhhpond with one ping only.

>>34555847
>[barrel roll noises while deflecting laserfire]

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thwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapBOOOFFthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwap

>>34552159
<<<<<<< /tv/ is that way

>>34547542
not
>ping.png

for shame

>>34560963
Serbian legend has it that he's still drinking that cup of coffee to this day.

>>34547173
Good job faggot you let us know where you are. Mk48s inbound.

>>34561240
TOMMY GUN

Usage: ping [-t] [-a] [-n count] [-l size] [-f] [-i TTL] [-v TOS]
[-r count] [-s count] [[-j host-list] | [-k host-list]]
[-w timeout] [-R] [-S srcaddr] [-c compartment] [-p]
[-4] [-6] target_name

Options:
-t Ping the specified host until stopped.
To see statistics and continue - type Control-Break;
To stop - type Control-C.
-a Resolve addresses to hostnames.
-n count Number of echo requests to send.
-l size Send buffer size.
-f Set Don't Fragment flag in packet (IPv4-only).
-i TTL Time To Live.
-v TOS Type Of Service (IPv4-only. This setting has been deprecated
and has no effect on the type of service field in the IP
Header).
-r count Record route for count hops (IPv4-only).
-s count Timestamp for count hops (IPv4-only).
-j host-list Loose source route along host-list (IPv4-only).
-k host-list Strict source route along host-list (IPv4-only).
-w timeout Timeout in milliseconds to wait for each reply.
-R Use routing header to test reverse route also (IPv6-only).
Per RFC 5095 the use of this routing header has been
deprecated. Some systems may drop echo requests if
this header is used.
-S srcaddr Source address to use.
-c compartment Routing compartment identifier.
-p Ping a Hyper-V Network Virtualization provider address.
-4 Force using IPv4.
-6 Force using IPv6.

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DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

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OI

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>>34547173

https://youtu.be/V998lOeIN1w?t=67

>>34562162
It's always bang bang bang.png r

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FWWwwoooOOOoooOOOoooSHHH

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PANTERI PANTERI

>>34552261
they're both A2s.

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>>34547173
Pew-pew-pew !!!

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BWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWT