*bites your leg with 235 pounds of pressure and doesnt lets go*

>>34540992
shout that i have a full auto AR 15 without proper papers as loud as i can. If the dog is smart he'll let go and run away fast

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>>34541018

>>34540992
Just choke it while yelling in its ears "I HAVE THE POWER"

>>34540992
Say "ouch" and inform the dog of my disbelief at him having done so.

>>34540992
Thumb it in the asshole and eyeballs

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Shoot it with my autist carry mosin.

>>34540992
grab its forelegs and pull them out to the sides as hard as I can

>>34540992
This is a meme thread but the proper thing to do is to present your non-dominant arm to be bit and shoot it in the head.

>>34541018
fpbp

>>34540992
Quickdraw my Obrez (condition zero appendix carry) and shoot it five times. Should be enough to vaporise the dog, amputate my leg (to prevent infection) and cauterize the wound.

>>34540992
>Rape

Shoot it. Then shoot its owner just to be safe.

I actually had to shoot my neighbors dog. It was very hard because I was close friends with him and liked his doberman very much. Many a beer was had petting that dog and chilling. One day the dog just lost his fucking mind and started biting my hand. And I mean HARD. 23 stitches and 3 surgical staples hard. I kicked him off twice and punched the dog in the head dozens of times. The fucker would not let go, even with his owner yanking on his collar with both arms as hard as he could and punching him in the back of the head. With the dog on top I drew my P938 and shot him once in the chest. Everyone was screaming, the dog was screaming, I was screaming, he was cussing up a storm, his wife and children were screaming and crying, and the dog kept kicking and screaming and thrashing around for about 5 minutes.

RIP Lucifer. I did love you. We buried him together and thankfully your owner understood why I did what I did, and we are still friends.

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>>34541446
>ATF supervillian backstory
>"And so my descent into evil began"

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>>34541446
Had nothing to do with its name?

>>34540992
SAY DON'T TREAD ON ME

Pull out my magnum and yell "HELL YEAHHH" while riding my John Deere mower towards it.

Pet the pupper

>>34541018
noice

>>34541195
this is bullshit by the way

poke its eyes out, bite its ball bag, bite its ears off, anything I could really.

A straight wild human will beat a straight wild dog

>>34540992
Another dog thread. Neck yourself.

Dogs don't expect you to attack them. I freed my wifes dog from a pit by grabbing its collar while punching it in the head so hard it was stunned. You could plunge your fingers into its eye sockets too, because all animals defend their eyes.

The only dangerous part of a dog is the jaws, so if you have a knife you can plunge it into the jaw, the eye socket, or throat.

Dogs stop working when they die, so kill them. Not really hard for most breeds. If you carry, quite easy.

>>34541609
could a straight wild human beat a gay wild dog though?

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>>34541609
What if the humans straight but the dogs gay?

Hold still to position its head properly, then shoot it repeatedly in the brain and other parts of the central nervous system.

>>34541609
what about traps vs "straight" dogs

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>>34541602
Manlet detected

>>34540992
apologize and feed it another nigger.

Punch it as hard as you can at/across/down is nose repeatedly. Assuming you're not a softknuckled manlet it'll eventually let go

For added effect insert thumb of other hand in doggo's eye socket to hold its head still

For maximum effectiveness, insert both hands into eye sockets while sinking teeth into neck

Insert penis into dog to assert dominance and assure the dog will not attack you again

>>34540992
not let go will punish bite site, but not manstopping technique. yes, painful. can attack vulnerability if doggo trained to hold only though.
see muzzle training and manstopping training...not 'not let go'. cetanly let go...and bite again...always hurting targets. manstopper.
:D

>>34541446
That is what your friend gets for naming him Lucifer.

I would probably just stab the dog in the throat a few times and protect my neck. If I were unarmed and could not escape I would jump on him crocodile hunter style and rear naked choke that hairy fagot

>>34541627
>assmad about dog thread
>participates in dog thread

Not really sure what you want

>>34540992
Ignore it, resume beating a bear to death with a kitchen sink.

>>34540992
>dog attacks
What a joke

>>34540992
Stomp it's skull in with my other foot.

>shoot it twice in the top of the head with my S&W Shield.

>>34540992
Push leg as hard as possible deeper into the mouth...it's been my experience that both dogs and humans freak out when you do this. Yes, I actually have done this during a fight with a person.

>>34543290
To be clear, it was my arm not my leg.

>>34541446
sounds like common pitbull behavior

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Have none of you ever been on /out/ ? The answer is simple. Body slam that mother fucker.

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Sweep its legs out from under it and proceed to put all of my weight on it's neck until it lets go.

>inb4 lol shove my arm down its throat

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>>34543384

>It was very hard because I was close friends with him and liked his doberman very much
>doberman
>sounds like common pitbull behavior

Push your agenda a lil harder there fella.

>>34543626
i didn't say it was a pitbull, i said it was common pitbull behavior

>>34541609
>exposing your neck and face

>>34543470
is this just a thing he does?

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>>34541018

I fucking scream

>>34540992
Draw my glawk brand glawk frum my nylon howster and hold mah guhn sidewayz and shoot de dowg in nuh head you see

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>>34540992

I love reading the history of dogs, especially rustic landrace, my reading and research has lead me to game dogs and their history. While any gamedog who attacks a human would be killed there is alot written on what to do when a game dog gets a hold on another dog.

A responsible owner with an aggressive dog will have the dog muzzled in my opinion but for whatever reason that isnt the case like in hunting situations he should always have a breaking stick. Which is inserted under the molar teeth and turned like a motorbike throttle to get the dog off. BE AWARE, IF THE DOG IS EXCITED IT WILL REDIRECT ONTO THE NEAREST THING SO MAKE SURE YOU PULL IT OFF IN A CIRCLE NOT STRAIGHT BACK.

If you do not have a break stick then you can use a leash to choke the dog off.

>>34540992
Real shit tho, if I'm carrying: Shoot it
if not: drive my knife into one of its eyes

>>34541627
>Dogs stop working when they die
Citation needed

>>34541627
This guy has the right idea. It's easier if they're attacking something else, because dogs don't pay attention to anything other than what they're biting. Use that to your advantage, go after it's eyes, ears, and temple as fast as you can.
If the dog is biting someone else, best thing to do is give it a firm boot to the ribs or the throat if you can hit it. Dogs can't fight worth shit if you get them off their feet, so get on top of it and get control of it's neck. My scrawny 14 year old ass rekt a malamute that weighed more than I did at the time like that.

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>>34541446
Why didnt you put it out of its misery?

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>>34543086
>>34543086
>>34543086


Nigga wat

>>34541840
Can you please translate to English?

>>34545336
Why not just stab the dog in the head?

>>34545588
Me and the owner discussed it while he was thrashing around and decided against it. We thought he might live. Didn't get my gun back for 10 fucking months though.

>>34542050
Fuck you, Lucie is an awesome name for a dog. It's so shifty man, I gave that dog treats, played tug of war with him, played fetch, hung out on the patio, and then that day man... something just snapped in him, he must have thought I was a threat to his owner or something.

>>34546275
>Lucie
Lucifer you cocksucking phone

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>>34541627
>Cut off a wolf's head and it still has the power to bite.

>>34540992
Grab their balls and squeeze

>>34545884

Why would you kill the dog? We made them like they are, its our responsibility.

>>34543687
I mean, that still doesn't really make it related. You just kinda took the opportunity to shoehorn in your obligatory "I don't like Pitbulls" post for no real reason other than to bait people.

>>34540992
bite it back, anon.

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>>34540992
Put ALL my weight on it's chest,or neck. Just put all my weight on it and let the fucker digest THAT.

>>34540992
Push my thumb into his brain through his eye

Get fucked fingerless meme animal

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>>34541446
rip dogger

F

>>34541563
this

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>>34540992
The limbs of a human are both more flexible and much stronger, you have longer limbs and better leverage. Break the dogger's bones fairly quickly.

>>34540992
>what do u do?
Ram my thumbs into its eye sockets until its dead. And I would be sad because I love dogs

>>34540992
By the way what you do is grab the front legs and spread at 90 degrees to the spine until you hear a crack or thumb in eyes. Love dogs. Would cry after I had killed owner and I would because it is the owners fault

>>34540992

Shoot it in the dome with my AR-15 and/or 10/22

>>34541047
Also file a complaint

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Post a video of it on snapchat and twitter and receive people's hopes and prayers.
If you're really lucky, they'll include a transparent screenshot of your injury in their profile picture to symbolize their life-saving sympathy.

>>34541190
Nice non refurb, Finn capture?

>>34548603
>>34549112
You guys have never been bit by a pit. Maybe you have three arms, I don't know.

I would panic and try to slit its throat. Hopefully it bites my left arm because my knife is on the right. I was unironically thinking about carrying two knives about 6 hours ago because another god damn pit approached me out of the pitch black night in the god damn trailer park. I'm just going to start carrying a pistol again. I'm starting to hate all dogs period the end, no excuses.

Call me bitter. Try getting bit, it will change your tune.