Secret tech?

>>34528866
when he turns the corner it's like he gets tired and has to lower his gun for a second

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Look at this shit. Are you even trying, /k/?

is this the shitposting thread?

>>34528896
>>34528933
I don't see any issues with switching hands. Only thing is that he shouldn't be doing it while moving, he might encounter somebody mid-swap.

>>34529405
Bingo

What I do like about this is that he does seem to know HOW to operate. It's just too bad that it seems like he is a bit too lazy TO operate

>>34529882
>he does seem to know HOW to operate.
he doesn't

>>34529918
>implying there's literally anything Seagal doesn't know and isn't a master at

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>>34529781
In the first one he isn't looking where he's aiming, and in the second one it takes him a moment to realize that he didn't have his finger on the trigger.

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>>34530214
>In the first one he isn't looking where he's aiming

He pretends the enemy are snacks and hasn't missed one yet

>>34529991
Steven, it's past your bedtime. Don't forget to take your pills.

>>34528866
what is up with fat middle aged guys and the casv?
if someone told it to me, i would honestly believe larry snickers lent him his personal rifle to film this movie.

>>34529882
>It's just too bad that it seems like he is a bit too lazy TO operate

He's like 70. Those are hair implants.

>>34528866
He isn't even shouldering his rifle wtf

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>>34530790
First thing I noticed

>>34533224
i like this gif it represents humanity perfectly

the horrible handling of the weapon the fucked up way he's wearing the ear pro

and the fact the man who is sent there to teach him shit is just standing there laughing rather then correcting him

>>34533291
This is true. It's humanity in one gif.

Sometimes things aren't the way we like, but they have to get done and getting them done isn't always pretty but we manage to do it without getting our teeth knocked out.

Hopefully someone corrected him.

>>34533291
>represents humanity pretty well
How? In that if you give someone a tool they may never have used it touched before, they won't know how to use it properly? No shit.
Hand me a chainsaw and I'd give it a go, I'd probably use terrible and dangerous technique though.

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>>34533457
>a tool they may never have used
>chainsaw

damn dude really? you've never used a chainsaw?

>>34533499
You say that like it's weird. I've never had a reason to, although I'd like to. It is embarrassing I guess, gramps was a tree man and my mother knows how to use a chainsaw, I'm breaking the cycle.

>>34533522
cityfag?

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>>34533548
Cityfag here, have used a chainsaw before
>>34533522
Sort yourself out

>>34533548
Townfag.
>>34533598
I don't have any trees I need to fell. There's a small fit tree next door I want to take down, but if and when they let me I'll just use a bow saw.

>>34533499
>>34533522
SO if you grabbed a chainsaw for the first time you would hold it in an unsafe manner? Thats a weird way to think and approach new situations brojo

>>34528866
It's good and bad at the same time. you don't slice the pie, US forces learned tha tthe hard way in Iraq. you present the muzzle as quickly as possible ready to fire. it's an either you come around the corner or you don't at all type of deal. so switching arms is a good idea. otoh, those corners are concealment, not cover. 556/9mm will sail through that and send a cloud of gypsum/concrete/bullet fragments/dust/shrapnel into your eyes. bad idea.

>>34533827
I saw a guy "stab" a log with a chainsaw. thankfully it was off. he thought it was the right thing to do and was practising unironically dry before turning it one. the would have knocked the blade into his head and killed himself had he done it the way he did when practising dry. never underestimate how stupid people can be.

>>34533598
Jordan Peterson is a great man.

>>34533876
Could you explain why you don't slice the pie anymore? I was taught that is the correct way, but I've been away from that shit for quite some time now.

>>34533291
There are days I wonder if people have ever used their body at all.

HOW does this seem like the correct or natural way to orient the rifle?

I can understand chicken-winging. I can understand tea-cupping. I can understand a lot of things if you have been given zero instruction. But I don't understand holding the rifle and pressing the butt against your FACE. Name me one other product where you brace said thing, that explodes, against your FACE
(that isn't a dick)