Whomst remember

>>34524469
>spurdo engraving
ebin :DDD

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>>34524469
I was in that Se/k/ret Santa.
I'm still jealous.

Even worse, the guys I sent gifts to (one got grinched) weren't /k/ posters, so nobody saw the funny shit I sent them.

>pic related

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>The greatest Se/k/ret Santa ever has already happened

>>34524469
I still don't think it was real

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>>34524712
>>34524469
Wasnt me but the guy who sent it was local to me and I got to handle it before it went out
>buy used 380 hipoint off gunbroker for $99
>send png to laser engraving guy locally
>start engraving hipoint and it starts smoking (so it doesnt go as deep)
>take it apart
>polish the shit out of internal components, trigger drops to something hilariously low
>spraypaint the barrel gold
>throw the hipoint and a box of ppu 380 in a box
>tape box up with hello kitty tape
>douse it in womens perfume and glitter
>send it to FFL
>FFL calls new owner and says "yo we have your thing"
>new owner walks in
>FFL: "Oh you're here for this....."
>FFL grabs it with a napkin and sets it on counter
>FFL: "Why does it have a lumpy pringles man on it?"
>guy spergs out and takes it home
Guy was nogunz so now he has the best GUN

>>34524933
Sometimes I love you fags

>>34524933
>"Why does it have a lumpy pringles man on it?"
fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34524933
>"Why does it have a lumpy pringles man on it?"

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>32321199 so I can fish out of archive ez thx

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34524933
>custom hipoints
I know Secret Santa get maligned and I've been burned before but this just warms the cockles of my heart.

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDD

>>34524933
without a doubt, the funniest thing i have read all week.

A thousand years ago when I use to post I got the best secret Santa one Christmas
-BK7 knife
-gun socks
-rig grease
-nudes

I sent out some baby killing glock assault mags to some lucky kommando

>>34526540
Oh shit, haven't seen you around in a while

>>34524933
I need to start a shop specialising in customizing hi points, especially the edition of engraved/painted lumpy pringles man ebin :DDD

>>34526586
Just a standard gunsmith shop would do fine, polishing the internals probably takes like 30 minutes becasue all the materials are so soft.

Man, we need to do another Se/k/ret Satan this year. I got some weird shit I'd love to send to some random faggot on the internet.

>>34526765
Likewise. Like real weird.

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
Oh fugg :DD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34524933
>"Why does it have a lumpy pringles man on it?"

oh fugg lumby bringles man :DDDD

>>34526538

oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

I want a free Hi Point :(

>>34525991
oh fuggg :DDD

>>34524538
Can't see shit through the cellophane. What is the tool?

>>34527737
It's a pen cap

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>>34527737
bic pen cap it looks like

>>34524538
Well, kinda a se/k/ret santa

Lumpy Pringles man 4ever

>>34527757
>>34527762
Oh shit, thanks. I thought it was bigger, like screwdriver size

>>34526628
I hope this gets "lost" and ends up in a high profile murder case.

>your honor, id like to admit the weapon into evidence.
>evidence description
>firearm
>caliber .380
>ser# xxxxxxxxxxbenis
>misc markings (crudely engraved pringles man)

>>34527785
oh man can you imagine someone pulling a Zimmerman with that

>crudely engraved pringles man all over CNN for weeks
>the ADL declares Spurdo a hate symbol

can't absurdo the spurdo

>>34524469
this might start a whole series of literal meme guns.

Someone at least needs to make a rare pepe edition HP.

>>34527852

This needs to be a thing. Meme hi-points.

>>34527785
>>34527816
I keep telling the guy who owns it to name it the "Spurdnihillator"

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>>34527816
>the ADL declares Spurdo a hate symbol

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>>34527816
>>34527921
fuck, found the better one I was looking for

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>>34527816
Fuggen jews XDDDDDD

>>34525991
oh dog :DDDDDDD
>>34524933
why the .380 though
is it for maximum street cred?

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>>34524469
I always wanted to participate in se/k/ret santa but I live in CA and I'm terrified of what ATF and DOJ summoning shit you faggots might send me.

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34527737
>>34527782
Here you go.

>>34528054
>why the .380 though
Shit was the cheapest
>>34528203
I once sent a guy a length of pipe, a nail and a single round of 20mm vulcan. A note was included saying "enjoy your pipe rifle"

>>34527865
>>34527852
fuck it ill do it. does it have to be in .40. also someone tell me how i muster up the self confidence to pick up a hi point from my ffl

>>34528500
Where do you even get 20mm Vulcan from, short of being in the military of course?

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>>34525991
Oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34528402
>tfw will never be finnish conscript
fug :DDD

>>34528509
any high point will do.

tell your ffl you just want to see how bad they really are and if they actually do take a beating

>>34528203
No, Californians just get bags filled with shit

>>34525991

oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34524469

if he was going to mail it loaded he should have at least mailed it with one bullet. Another missed opportunity...

>>34525991
oh fugg :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>34525991
Oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34529247
not just a single bullet, but a single bullet of the cheapest possible kind. preferably bought from tyrone in the local ghetto.

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>>34524933
saved for posterity

unfortunately it was too late to save my sides

>>34528500
That's beautiful

>>34525991
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>>34525991
>>34526538

Oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34526765
Mid summer se/k/ret santa?

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>>34526540
Hey bb :^)

>>34529729
Christmas in July se/k/ret santa?

>>34525991
>>34526538
oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDD

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>>34524469
things like this on /k/ are the only reason I'm still on the grid.

>>34524469
>the FFL was pissed

Why?

>>34529960
I work at my LGS and I'd be fucking mad if I was sent a hot fucking gun

>>34530003
Why though?

You'd think that people who handle firearms on a daily basis are familiar with the most basic tenet of treating every firearm as if it were loaded. It's not like any FFL would reasonably upon receipt open the package and pull the trigger for whatever reason....

>>34530022
>Why though?
No shit we practice basic firearm safety but it would be so appalling to just receive such a piece of shit AND it being loaded. Like, why wouldn't you just clear the gun and mag before mailing it.

>>34525991
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>>34530022
It's just a shitty thing to do?

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991

>>34525991
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>>34530031
>>34530099

Still doesn't explain why.

I mean, you get yourself into the habit of handling guns safely, and the instance when it pays off, your reaction is to get angry?

>>34530424
It makes me angry that someone would be so stupid or irresponsible enough to mail live ammo, loaded into the firearm.

>>34530424
I mean, cmon dude. Its a hi point with a trigger job.

I take loaded firearms into all kinds of situations that fudds scoff at, but not even i would mail a loaded hi point with a trigger job

>>34528203
Just assume you are already on the list and make peace with your dog ;_;

>>34529776
Omg hi

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34530003
>>34530022
do we know for a fact that it was sent loaded?
>>34524933 said
>throw the hipoint and a box of ppu 380 in a box
which doesn't necessarily imply it was loaded

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
oh fugg :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
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>>34526640

I've heard horror stories of triggers polished so much that they literally grinded off the face hardening temper.

But I'm sure anon is competent enough.

>>34525991
Oh fugg :DDDxD

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
oh FUGG :DDDD

>>34528509
just go to a pawn shop or buy one off of backpage

>>34526765
That'd be pretty cool, but I'm worried that some guy would send shit that makes the RCMP break into my house.

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34526538
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>>34525991
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>>34524680
that was probably inside at least 1 - 2 assholes prior to shipping

>>34528559
you can buy it online. being military doesn't mean you can buy cooler pews

>>34526538
I seriously thought this was written in a different language

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDD

>>34525991
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>>34529660
Just heard Ian's worst
>implying you poorfags could afford it
In the mexican luger episode. "Although for a bid of this size you probably shouldn't bid online and come down here instead!"

>>34532769
Sometimes it does. Like those fags with the partially automatic aiming rifle, whatever it's called. They only sell the cool shit to ex-mils.

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>>34525991
Oh fugg :DDDDD

>>34525991
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>>34532787
It's Finnish.

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34526538
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
>oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991

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>>34525991
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>>34524469
does anyone have the FB Ian conversation about 4chan?

>>34525991
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>>34525991
>oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34533290
a nice sbs is the only reason I would ever jump through government tax hoops.

>>34524469
Fuggin guns XDDDDDD

>>34525991
Oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
Oh fug :DDDDDD

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>>34525991
O Fugggg :DDDDDDD

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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Epic may may guys! I upvote. Keep it up and we may just make the hot page

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34524933
Whomever did this is the best of us.

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDDDDDDDdd

>>34524933
my poor sides

>>34527785
>serial: 83N15
>muzzle engraved with BULBASAUR :DDDDDDDDDD around the crown

Absolutely not, OP. The key difference is that pit bulls are actually sexy.

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>>34525991
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>>34529247
needed to be loaded with a mix of snap caps and 9mm or H&K style

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34529281
Might as well include the OP's so it makes better sense.

>>34526784
ayyyyy lmao


>>34526765
Creep is doing it, soulbro is never doing it again, that metal guy isnt again and I sure as mighty fuck am never doing it again either. Creep can have it all.

>>34526784
long time no see, you get a life or just stop tripping?

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34537005
why arent they doing it again? isn't it fun to get stuff in the mail?

>>34525991
Oh fug :DDDDDD

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I'm still happy with my jar of "Primo Pocket Sand"

>>34526628
>>34526639

That looks meme as fuck . . . I love it!!

>>34526477
nice.jpg

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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O fuk :^)

>>34525991
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>>34525991
haha benis :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>34530099
Freight handlers (ups, usps, FedEx) all have been know to have thievery from their facilities by crooked employees. So you think it's ok to GIVE an unknown thief a loaded gun? Not cool.

>>34525991
>>34526538
oh fug :DDDDD

>>34530003
Obviously never been in the military. Having a fear of "hot" guns is retarded. Dont pull the trigger, that simple. You can even point it at someone and its still pretty safe. Try climbing into an MRAP or 7 ton without flaging something "you do not intend to shoot".

>keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you intend to fire

There.

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34527785
I still can't believe someone actually got shot with the fucking Costanza-grips pistol.

>>34525991
O FUG :DDDDDD

>>34525991
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>>34541985
Fake

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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34540740
BURN COAL

>>34541596
Thank you for your service. And thank you for informing all of these peacenik hippies that basic gun safety is for faggots and communists.

>>34525991
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>>34524933
>FFL grabs it with a napkin and sets it on counter

Did he think it was used in a murder, had AIDS, or both? Lol

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
"Of fug :DDDDDD"

>>34525991
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>>34542294
It was covered in glitter and smelled like a whore

>>34525991
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>>34526639
Are the frames actually made out of zinc? I thought hi points had polymer frames

>>34542294
glitter contagion

>>34541463
it's not tremendously hard to acquire bullets, and guns are shipped all the time. people are just worried about them going off in transit.

>>34529276
I believe they call that a loosie

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34539438
Because hosting anything for 4chan related anything is a fucking nightmare and they'll skin you alive if you hiccup in the wrong way. Its a pain in the ass to do, lots of work. I mean i'd do it if nobody else is going to but its well, 4chan.

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34524469

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34524712
Creep confirmed it as real. He said the guy who sent it talked to him first to make sure they could set it up. You can take creep at his word or not

>>34528203
I wanna do se/k/ret Santa but I'm a fucking leaf.

Also don't want to be doxed.

>>34525991
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>>34525991
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>>34525991
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I was NOGUNZ until this year. Is there a Se/k/ret Santa every Christmas?

>>34533502
if you rifle both barrels it becomes a regular old pistol == no hoops

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>>34524469

>tfw the mods had to delete the tritium spurdo because it had taken over the thread

>>34524538
Holy shit that's great

>>34526628
thats actually kind of rad, i wont lie

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>>34547759
under .50 bore

>>34541463
Anon I see over a dozen boxes of ammo a day and a gun maybe every other week. It's not a rare thing.

The stupid part is shipping it loaded and just waiting to go off when some dipshit kicks the shit out of the box it's in trying to clear a jam on the smalls belt.

>>34533122
I believe they are the giant Amazon women of the north, lucky ruskies

>>34528203
so, for the next se/k/ret santa im thinking about sending a pipe shotgun, except without the nail firing pin, you think i could mail that as long as i dont send ammo and it's technically disarmed?

>>34551948
Goddammit that's what I was going to do

>>34547801
Fucking kek

>>34547801
lol

>>34551948
>not painting it pink and sending it to an FFL

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDDDDD

>>34551948
Technically it wouldn't be illegal but to be safe I would just send the parts and a tube of epoxy.

>>34552230
Have some originality, mine is going to get a black powder 4 bore hand mortar.

>>34525991

oh fug :DDDDDDDDD

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>>34524933
>>FFL: "Why does it have a lumpy pringles man on it?"

>>34546742

Fucking license plate on that thing...

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>>34525991
oh fug :DDDDDD

>>34542144

pay the toll

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>>34546866
>Also don't want to be doxed.
This is what keeps me from participating in almost everything on this site. You can only get doxxed if you let it happen.

>>34528509
Tell them you're buying it as a joke.

>>34527852
For a second I thought you meant a browning hi-power, that would be a capital offence.

>>34524680
>you'll shoot your eye out, kid