Hiding

>>34523626
Cosmoline

>>34523645

But what about bullets?

>>34523697

Cosmoline

>>34523830

Wouldn't I have to clean that shit off and couldn't that result in wet powder?

>>34523830
How do I bury my extra cosmoline?

>>34523626
Cosmoline, Ballistol or Hoppe's depending on your favorite flavor

>>34523882
more cosmoline

>>34523910
What type of substance would I use to cosmogenically seal myself underground to arise at a later date, and how do I exit Cosmosleep?

>>34523970
uhhhh.
cosmiline.

and just get imported and clean it off to arrise from your sleep.

You do identify as a 91/30 tho right.

>>34523970
>>34524013

Do not apply cosmoline to your penis, this is a very bad idea. I've warned you.

>>34523882

You need to put it in a container surrounded by guns and bullets.

>>34523970

easy you just remove all your wooden parts and bake them in the oven

>>34523626
Why would you bury gold? In a SHTF senario it would be worthless

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>>34524042
Oh, now you tell me.

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>>34524081
Medication, booze, bullets, guns. That and women. Valuable trade goods.

>>34524081
I said nothing about gold you nigger

>>34524081
How would gold be worthless? Gold still has resource value especially for electronics, dentistry, showing people how black you are, etc.

>>34524081
Gold was valuable during Bronze Age Collapse and Post Roman Empire fall.

>>34524042
So uhhh.... how'd it go?

>put gun and ammo in pvc pipe
>Rig up one of this hot handz hand warmers to be placed inside without touching the gun or ammo. Throw a big silica pouch in too
>Seal the absolute shit out it with pipe glue. Threaded pipe with glue is preferable. Quickly though since your hand warmers already reacting
>hand warmers eats up all the oxygen, silica gel eats up all the moisture
Tada

>>34523626
>gifting ammo to the molemen

Don't be surprised to find raw gems and salamanders under your pillow

>>34523626
Why are you hiding things? What are you scared of?

>>34524564
The "whole home" scanner the Brady bunch was touting a few years ago.

>>34524583
Hope nobody sees you bury it.

>>34524583
>"whole home" scanner
link?
i googled but couldnt find anything.

>>34524508
I'm glad I'm not the only one talking about these fuckers.

>>34524081
For if you live long enough to see the reformation of civilization.

>>34523890
ballistol and hoppes are not preservatives, hoppes is a fucking solvent.

oil evaporates to easily for long term storage, you either use cosmoline or some other type of heavy preserving grease

>>34524042
LMAO this kid in basic masturbated with CLP,
his dick inflated near the last quater of his dick

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You fags are dumbshits.

If you want to preserve something for all time, use an air tight/water tight durable container, and flush out all air-- specifically oxygen-- with nitrogen or one of the noble gasses (except Radon).

What fucks shit up is oxygen because it oxidizes. Durrrrrrrr.

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>>34527504
how

>>34523626
4" PVC tube with caps on the end
use pvc cement
then spray the thing with rubberized undercoating from the auto parts store

>>34523626
get your airtight container(s), Put it in another airtight container then seal it with polyfiller and then put it in a bag, inside a bag, inside a bag inside another container inside a bag, inside a bag, inside a bag, inside a tarpaulin.

Nothing can go wrong.Nothing.

>>34527799
Double dubs rings true

It's been done.

http://www.backwoodshome.com/bury-a-gun-and-ammo-for-15-years/

bag it with cosmoline, put the ammo and gun inside a plastic container and fill the container with silica gel, put the plastic container inside a wooden box made of h4 treated timber
bury the wooden box

I use SF6 as it will displace any other gas in the tube.
I also agree with >>34524411. Silica Gel is important.

>>34524081
>>34524387
Gold is worthless DURING shtf. Nobody you encounter is going to want your gold to create electronics from.

Gold is for preserving your wealth so that you can recover after order is restored.

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>>34529483
>Nobody you encounter is going to want your gold to create electronics from.
So nobody will ever use electronics ever?

>>34523626
Yes. But airtight containers are often end been not airtight. For additional insurance put gun and ammo with silica packets into plastic bags and seal bags by melting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4utVVGK3jc
Then put them into container.

>>34524411
Wouldn't the hand warmer just make the gases in the container expand?
That might cause damage to the contents of the container or the container itself

>>34530114

not him, but do you really think that the majority of people you'll meet in SHTF would be able to repair/make electronics with raw gold?

>>34530185
>he isn't a jewish alchemist

>>34524192

Booze is gonna be cheap regardless, not that valuable. Its easy enough to make st least.

>>34523626
Yes. http://www.howtoburyyourstuff.com/how-to-bury-5-methods/

Just hide it all up your ass, I'm pretty sure it will fit.

>>34530185
It really isn't that hard with all the leftover books and digital works about electronics.

>>34530114
Nobody you meet DURING shtf is going to be manufacturing electronics. During SHTF all industry will grind to a halt. The only use of gold during such times will be to store wealth in a format that survives SHTF. When order is restored, gold will still be valued.

Anybody you meet during SHTF will value gold for it's value-storing properties, not for it's industrial uses.

>>34531467
They'll have better things to do with their time, like looting, hiding, farming, hunting, travelling, and generally surviving. During SHTF nobody is going to be making iphones. Maybe you'll have a few Hams making radios to trade with people, but they'll be doing it with pre-manufactured electronic components. They'll have no industrial use for an ingot of gold.

>>34529219
This

>>34531877
>>34531856
I see. Thanks for the clarification.

>>34530274

Not >>34524192 but you're right. Cheap booze will be plentiful, but QUALITY alcohol will be very valuable to those who want it.

>>34524192
you forgot food, quality clothing, porno magazines, a gameboy with batteries and games, batteries, solar panel phone chargers, etc.

>>34524064
Which came first, the cosmoline or the gun?

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>>34532230
Everyone knows guns evolved from cosmoline over billions of years of Gunvolution, didnt you go to school like everyone else?

>>34527799
Oxygen and water, actually. Doing a nitrogen purge should remove most of the ambient moisture too, so OP is good to go.