Possible mini-sub in Sweden

>>34522230
russian here, it was one of our remote election hackers

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Picture of a SEAL Carrier

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Picture of a Russian Triton-NN

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>>34522230
>CSI Zoom, Enhance

>>34522262
It was 12 meters long/3 m wide.

How big was it? The Russians have been operating some spooky small subs lately, with plans for Arctic expansion.

>>34522230
It was there, seen twice by survey ship, and it was 12x3m. In an hour it was gone.

Nothing that large just dissaperes by itself

Somalis.

>>34522387
sorry, just rename the file momsdrawer.jpg

>>34522230
>>34522260
It looks more like this thing.

Note the red rectangle on the sonar pics and the big rectangular open space on the sub. Also front/bow of the object in the sonar pic is slightly skewed to the right, and the Triton seems to have some kind of sonar thing on the right part of the bow that could explain this.

The bow/front/pointy end also looks like it gradually gets deeper like on the Triton, not a plump bow like the seal carrier has.

It looks like the propeller pods on the Triton are retractable into the hull, that would explain why they aren't visible on the sonar picture if the Triton was just resting on the bottom with the divers deployed.

Looks like you guys had a visit from the Ruskies

>>34522387
So it was black instead of white

>>34522401
12m is too small for what I was thinking, one of their small but not minisub-sized nuclear boats. Given the location I'd bet on Russia anyways, but nobody quite knows if the Triton-NN is even in service yet.

>some shit image
>hur dur lets freak out

>country being invaded by the thousands each month
>it's all good guize

American/Russian intervention in Sweden it's the least of your problems.

>>34522230
They are research subs you dumb cunts,there are like million of them operating for private contractors.

>>34522543
Possible, though you'd expect a research sub to be known to government, and shit like this keeps happening in Sweden. The approximate 12m size is throwing me, though. Too big for most SDVs, but too small for any known midget sub class.

>>34522600
>though you'd expect a research sub to be known to government
That is actually not true and there are independent organizations operating without the need to report their workings.
Again they are PRIVATE PROPERTY AND PRIVATE BUSINESS.

t.anon that actually looked into these things

It's obviously a North Korean mini sub. They heard you let all the immigrants enjoy your blondes, so they came.

>>34522628
t. Russian damage control

>>34522387

Someone finally found where Sweden hides their dildo. Sweden YES

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Priz-class DSV, seems like a decent candidate.

>>34522628
That doesn't mean they can just ride into a busy commercial harbour unannounced.

The people who discovered it were hired by the harbour to map the sea bottom.

>>34522628
>>34522699
Not to mention research subs don't operate alone, they require tender ships.

>>34522684
I fucking wish someone was paying me to shitpost

>>34522699
>That doesn't mean they can just ride into a busy commercial harbour unannounced
they are probably stationed on some ship in the vicinity.
It can be all from drug mule sub to whatever the fuck you want sub.

>but you cant just build one
Actually you can,and you can buy used from oil companies or companies that went under like Comex.

>>34522628
>>34522729

Thats not how it works in Sweden. All submarine activity has to be reported to the government so that shit like this doesnt happen

>>34522729
Why would a drugmule go into a large harbor tho...

>>34522759
I seriously doubt that all that shit is reported.
No offense to swedes.

>>34522781
>>34522729
There's a difference between ROVs and manned subs, the latter are much less common and not exactly freely available.

>>34522777
Drug traffickers usually operate in plain sight.
Stop watching Hollywood movies they are people like you and me.

>>34522787
>manned subs
Are you completely positive that this is manned sub?

>>34522242
sending this to the Washington compost.

Trump is surely finished now!

>>34522801
ROVs are tethered and nowhere near 12m long, autonomous underwater vehicles are still usually below that and wouldn't be able to conduct evasive action.

>>34522230
a dead tree trunk

>>34522877
its actually atlantis

>>34522874
Has someone tried to get in contact with the sub?

>>34522892
I think the surveying company swept the area twice, and when they went back the third time it was gone.

>>34522909
oh well,thats one misery we will never solve.

>>34522801
The pink bits on top look like frogmen.

>>34522230
>Sweden navy cann't find shit in the harbour
>some civilian playing with sonar found a something and every freak out

you got a really incompetence or this just fake news to drive the mass away from the real problem

using foreign threat to overshadow domestic problem is nothing new

>>34522925
If the hole in the back in the picture >>34522260 here is some kind of cargo bay, it's possible that the clusterfuck around the bottom/back end is a team of divers unloading something. The red dot on the left could also be a diver.

>>34522933
^incompetence navy

>>34522230
Just some funfact; One of those searches some years ago actually found a russian submarine, but plotwist: it sunk about a hundred years ago.
>https://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/30/world/europe/sweden-spots-a-russian-submarine-99-years-late.html
>The mystery vessel was found off the Swedish coast last week lying on the sea floor, its hatches closed. Cyrillic letters on the hull suggested it was Russian.
>This week, the Swedish authorities said they had solved the mystery: The vessel was an imperial submarine — nicknamed a Catfish — that had probably sunk after colliding with a Swedish vessel in 1916, during World War I.
>“We have seen the wreck and we can confirm that the vessel is from the czarist era and that it is a submarine that collided with another ship,” Lubna El-Shanti, a spokeswoman for the Swedish Armed Forces, said on Wednesday by telephone from Stockholm. “It is a very old vessel. It is from before the time of the Soviet Union.”

>>34522933
Er.. I doubt any navy is constantly scanning every harbour with sonar. The people who found it were private contractors hired by the harbour to map the seafloor as part of routine maintenance.

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>>34522252
Are these submersible? I would like to know more.

>>34522230
Is it still there? Is it sunk, sitting on the bottom?

>>34522790
>operate in plain sight.
>using midget subs
.......

>>34522954
Just google "SEAL Carrier", you'll find loads of information, but the short and sweet of it is that they can run at 35-40 knots on the surface with diesel engines, and then they can submerge and run with electric motors to reach a target.

>>34522963
No, the surveying company did two passes over it, but when they went back for a third pass it was gone.

>>34522994
>subs cant float the surface
uhhhhh

>>34522997
Have the swedes sent divers down there to look for any traces of what they might have been doing? Any cables in the area? Is the location they were spotted to close to some sort of important facility or ship that was docked nearby?

>>34523001
>using a submarine to smuggle drugs
>operating in plain sight
>surfacing your submarine in the middle of the harbor to offload your drugs
Your theory is incoherent. Using a submarine is the opposite of "in plain sight". And what the fuck is the point of using a submarine to smuggle if you're going to surface the thing in full view of everybody?

>>34523026
>i dont how how subs are loaded and unloaded on ships

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>>34522533
This. Worrying about possible naval attacks when your capital city is full of foreign invaders is a silly thing to do. But what do you expect of the people who stockholm syndrome was named after? I suspect stockholm syndrome isn't even a mental illness, just a mental trait of the swedes.

>>34523010
I don't know, the navy has been informed and are "investigating".

A spokesman for the navy said that the most likely explanations are either a school of fish, a container or a wreck. This is retarded because a school of fish wouldn't be in the same place looking the same way for two sonar passes, and a container is unlikely to have moved. An uncharted wreck in a busy commercial harbour (which also magically moved before the third pass) is probably the most ridiculous explanation so far.

Since they're giving these retarded explanations they probably know something they aren't telling us.

>>34523032
You are right,if they are so worried you would have tracked his ass and capture it just to see whats all about.

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>>34523032
Why worry? Maybe other things are worse or other have it worse.

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Is it Sub Hunting Season again?

>>34523039
What? A private company, hired by the harbour, was conducting a survey of the seafloor. They saw this oddity on two passes overhead, but not on a third, meaning it was gone. They gave the pictures to the navy and they somehow got leaked to media.

The vessel was gone long before the navy was even involved, let alone able to "track his ass"...

>>34523029
>smuggling drugs in a minisub disguised as a research submarine, using a ship disguised as a research vessel
For what possible reason?

When smugglers smuggle in plain sight, they do it with regular ships disguised as regular ships. Fishing vessels, leisure vessels, etc. Nothing unnecessarily expensive that unnecessarily draws attention like a mini-sub.

And yes, I know about the Colombian semi-submersibles and submersibles. They don't surface and unload those in plain view in the middle of fucking harbors.

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>>34523046

>>34523044
What the fuck do the Swedes fear the Russians are going to do to them? Seriously, what's the proposed threat here?

>>34523048
I mean NSA that shit I dont know,there is some way these things are tracked right?

>>34523068
Sweden is a NATO member positioned on the Baltic Sea, Russia have been poking at their defenses for years.

>>34523077
What PRECISELY are you suggesting? Russia pokes around in Sweden's harbor.... then America gets invaded? Enough with the hand waving.

>>34523077
Nope we're not (official) NATO members. but we do have a lot of "Joint Exercises" with NATO plus only last month we joined a Joint Defense contract with the UK, Denmark, Norway and Finland.

>>34523077
oh give me a break

>>34523097
Sweden also spoonfeeds NATO with intel on a daily basis.

>>34523094
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_submarine_S-363

>>34523077
>Sweden
>Nato member

Pick one retard

>>34523094
Ruskies want SIGINT/ELINT and maybe even collect deaddrops from operatives on the ground. We've seen how they run DESTAB operations in eastern europe and the USA, and driving a ruskie-friendly wedge between Norway, Denmark and Finland would be a dream come true for Putin

>>34523112
>forgetting about their NATO agreement

>>34523128
like >>34523097 said. Sweden isn't a official meber of NATO but shares a dickload of intel and does joint training operations

Sweden isn't even in NATO so the implication that this could be some sort of Russian plot to (what exactly? No one can ever come up with an answer to this.) is absolutely farcical. It is obviously just another burger attempt at psyops to further destabilize Europe.

>>34523117
>Russians collecting dead drops from spies in sweden
Oh no, Russia might learn all about......... what exactly?
And Russia learning about that might mean that Russia will........ do what exactly?

>>34523112
In the eyes of Russia, they are a NATO member. Russia has for decades violated Swedish waters, and on several occasions, the swedes have let them go with a slap on their wrists to avoid any sort of international crisis'.

>>34523128
Pretty much all nations in europe has agreements with Nato, but that doesnt make them members.

>>34523110
>A Soviet submarine ran into some rocks, which then lead to Sweden being invaded and Russians raping thousands of Swedish women and children
Oh wait, that second part never happened.

No shit russia is poking around with submarines, probably because they think it's fun and because you guys overreact each time like a bunch of whiny faggots. Sweden is the kid who squeals like a pig, and Russia is the bully that enjoys making Sweden squeal.

What exactly are you so afraid of? A Russian invasion of Sweden? Get real.

>>34523163
>>>/pol/

>>34523176
Agreed the paranoia is just hilarious.

>>34523205
So what's the ultra-nefarious Russian plot here? Is Russia going to invade Sweden and steal all of their flat pack furniture? What PRECISELY is the feared scenario?

Russia has literally never made any aggressive moves against Europe. Even if they had violated Swedish sovereignty by moving through their territory with military vessels, the Swedes should accept that they cannot stop it and stop making such a fuss over it.

>>34523207
Maybe Russian spies are after Sweden's coveted meatball recipe!

>>34523241
>R-Russia is going to annex Sweden just like Crimea!
Get real. You swedes are impossible to take seriously when you go on like this.

>>34522242
fpbp

>>34523253
Did you even read what I said you mouth breathing moron?

>>34523202
more like
>A soviet submarine rank aground, which lead to a tense as fuck stand-off between the swedish military and the sub's occupants, and on teh political scene a very tense couple of days of negotiations between sweden and russia
The army was on high alert and had the sub painted for airstrikes, artillery, seaborn assets and a cubic shitton of Carl Gustav teams. The ruskies actually threatened to detonate the nuclear reactor if we came within a certain distance near the sub, which would have been the worst-case scenario.

>>34523222
Russia care about the baltics, nobody can deny that.

And in order to take them, all you need to do is place missiles on Gotland, wich is you guessed it, Swedish soil. So they look into possible ways to take strategic parts of Sweden in case of war.

A map from the Russian generals staff showed in Russian TV even marked Gävle harbor as a strategic point for Nato in case of war.

Sure, they might not want war, but if war happens, they are planning on fighting it others soil than their own, so they do intel on that.

>>34523241
>this entire post
kys my man

>>34523265
Your sarcastic implication was as obvious as it was dumb. Don't play coy.

>>34523241
0.001 rubles have been deposited to your account. Do not spend it all on vodka tovarisch

>>34523241
Vladislav...

>>34523282
Just because you think it is sarcastic doesn't make it so, stop being so overly sensitive you child.

>>34523267
>submarine ran aground, politicians got stressed, told the military to overreact, nothing happened
Oh no, that was surely almost the end for Sweden! Won't somebody please think of the gravy meatballs?!

>>34523273
>Russia care about the baltics, nobody can deny that.
They care about the oil there which is not in Sweden.

>>34523273
>Russia is going to invade Sweden
No they aren't. No military is invading Sweden. Get over yourself.

>>34523068
>Why worry when a non friendly nation pokes around in your waters.
The meme bear from the post before was made because of people like you. I wonder if you said something like that, if it were others nations poking around in russian waters, but we already can guess the answer to this one.

>>34523302
>>34523310

Did you even read my post?

He who controls Gotland controls the baltic sea. In case of war, both Nato and Russia will take it as fast as they can.

They dont care about Sweden much like Hitler didnt care about Belgium, it just happens to be in a strategic area.

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>>34523094
>Russia pokes around in Sweden's harbor

>>34522230
>ITT vatniks sweating

>>34523327
You are right actually by balls are literally boiling.

>>34523327
>B-but Vladimir dindu nuffin, we just need dem landingcrafts for the programs

>>34523302
No but the best way to choke out the baltics is to place long-range AA ans ASh assents on Gotland. From there you can essentially blockade the air and waters of the Baltic Sea

>>34523323
In the case of war, we'll all have bigger problems than Russia invading Sweden. And a minisub poking around in Sweden's harbors is NOT the prelude to WWIII. Get a fucking grip.

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>>34523207
>move along, nothing to see here, russia didndunuffin wrong!

>>34523335
>my*
they are hard boiled btw

>>34523241
Of course they could stop it, there's been a few occasions where they've been in a situation to do so but instead let the submarine go. Sinking a russian sub, or even a NATO sub (like Hårsfjärden) isnt really that popular, even though it is within your territorial waters.

>>34523343
you seem upset,dont worry before Russia invasion you will be invaded by the Arabian caliphate.

>>34523327
>Russian minisub penetrates sweden's harbor
>Sweden yelps and cries rape
>Russians shrug and ignore Sweden's complaints. Does it again next week.
Yeah, the Russians are definitely scared...

>>34523340
No but it still a small piece in the puzzle on how to lock down the baltic sea.

Entire strategies have depended on knowing ship movements and harbor sea floor maps

>>34523340
In case of war, someone fucking around with Sweden is pretty much the biggest issue for Sweden.

Or are you suggesting that all nations should stop caring about their sovereignty because "lol aint gunna start ww3 anyway"

>>34523337
If you would sit members of a nation before news with the sides hidden and you would ask what they think about this event and how the aggressor is misbehaving, no other nation would divert so hard from their normal responses as russians, it is incredible how automatically they defend anything russian related, play everything they do down or just call the attacked the attackers.

>>34523369
The nuclear fallout and collapse of global commerce and order will be a far greater concern for Sweden.

>>34523368
>russian minisub fucks around in Swedish water
>OMG WWIII
These sort of hysterics are impossible to take seriously.
Impossible to take seriously.

>>34523302
Russia cares about having access to ports. Ever wondered why Crimea was invaded? Simple, it's Russias only port that doesn't freeze in the winter. St. Petersburg is also important because of this, but it does sometimes freeze (and Denmark exists).

Hypothetically, if Russia invaded Sweden, wouldn't that give them easy access from the baltic sea to the atlantic?

There's a canal that goes through the country from Stockholm to Gothenburg on the west coast, that way they wouldn't have to sail past Denmark, Germany, Poland, Lithuania and Latvia in order to get to St. Petersburg and Kaliningrad.

>>34523355
>y-ou butthurt, muh muslims
russian/10
By now you you cant even tell if a human answered, so repetive the answers has become.

>>34523382
>The nuclear fallout and collapse of global commerce and order will be a far greater concern for Sweden.

So that means we shouldnt care at all about that someone is and has been fucking around in our waters for the last 40+ years?

By your logic no nation should invest in anything else then nukes

>>34523394
sure thing Swen Mahamud

>>34523393
That canal only take ships up to like 30 m tho.

>>34523369
They are just in full retard mode, if anyone would pull that with Russia or someone close to Russia they would call bloody murder like always.

>>34523393
Russia isn't going to invade Sweden, it's completely idiotic and there is no reason why they would ever do it.

>>34523382
>OMG WWIII
>These sort of hysterics are impossible to take seriously.

So you didn't read my post before spouting nonsense like the good vatnik you are.

If you had read my post you would have understood that no, WWIII isn't going to kick off because a sub is sniffing in places it shouldn't be, but it is a minute part of a much, much larger contingency plan should the ruskies see the need to choke out the baltic sea and countries tied to it.

>>34522942
>>34522933

>^incompetence navy

No this is definetly not vatnik damage control

>>34523403
><automated_desperate_banter_response_number3>
you tried

>>34523390
Funny how you guys think that Russia has the same military straight as it did 50 years ago.
Cold war is over and USSR is long gone,times and interest are different.

>>34523421
This, it would be criminally retarded by the Russians, to not keep track of harbors and defences in the baltic region

>>34523418
>hypothetically

>>34523421
It is just the next standard vatnik response: ridiculing exaggerated strawman to make the other side look unreasonable.

>>34523425
so did you bud

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>>34523393
Not really, the canal is too much of a bottleneck. It would however, most likely be impossible for Denmark to seal of the Baltic sea should southern Sweden be occupied.

Should also be noted that Danish ASW capacity is literally 0, so taking out the swedish navy gives your submarines free reign in the danish straits (i guess the Dutch are the only other ones that could be a problem?). Sweden has some, but they've dismantled much of it, as it used to be very good.

>>34523442
Are you even the original poster or did you just hop into the responses to beg for some (you)s?

>>34523455
what do you mean by this?

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>>34523032
Cuckholme Syndrome is the disease's final form which it has now mutated into.

>>34523432
So Crimea wasn't occupied by Russia? Or they did it to "protect russians in Ukraine from evil EU nazis"?

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>>34523390
>Russia is going to invade Sweden just like Crimea
Not going to happen. Get a grip.

>>34523343
>>34523376
>>34523421
>>34523441
>anybody who doesn't take hysterical swedish politician doomsday rantings seriously is a Russian
I've been caught!

>>34523461
First of all, thats not Swedens minister of defence anymore, and second of all, she has much more military experience than that grumpy looking russian, that just got the spot because he was loyal, and had never served

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>>34523476
>Russia is going to invade Sweden just like Crimea

Never claimed this, try again.

drug runners

>>34523462
>a russian sub went into a swedish harbor, so that means russia is going to invade sweden
Somebody save the meatballs!

>>34523442
Actually it is a rather unique response unlike what we could see from you. It is like there is a farm for people like you near by.

>>34523462
All im saying is that "the plans for invading Sweden" are changed from what they were years ago to non existent.

>>34523476
>Not going to happen. Get a grip.

People said exacly the same about Ukraine.

What you all are ignoring is that sweden has a steel and heavy machinery production that is ranked as the number 1 worldwide when it comes to steel quality.
Vlad Ruskie would be drooling all over it should the worst come to happen (e.g Russia invading the baltics and NATO putting the foot down).

A Russia-ruled Sweden could strangle any and all shipping coming into, or out of the baltic area. This would mean no more High-quality iron and steel for you mr. Yankee. Add to this easy strike possibilities int Norway and Denmark and you have a very scary situaltion.

Luckily all this is just contingency planning at this point. Still, even contingency plans have to be updated with shipping movements and harbor mapping from time to time.

>>34523485
Then why bring up Crimea?

And if you admit that Russia isn't going to invade Sweden, then what are Swedes so afraid of? What's the hypothesized scenario that has their panties in such a knot?

>>34523476
>useful idiot at work
>please dont disturb

>>34523487
>so that means russia is going to invade sweden

Never claimed that either, want another go?

>>34523489
Watch out behind you there is Russian destroyer in your back yard.

>>34523507
Then what are Swedes so afraid of?

>>34523503
I dont think they know why are they so afraid.
Its like they are national bogyman or something.

>>34523508
>>34523507
see >>34523441

>>34523523
???

>ITT: assblasted vatniks and traitorous putin-shills running full overdrive damage control

>>34523520
Why worry? Nothing to worry about! Everything fine! Well, unless it is any kind of aggression against Russia or its alley, then of course you are an idiot for not seeing that this will lead to a war!

>>34523522
Precisely. They're admitting in this thread that Russia isn't going to invade Sweden, but when pressed on why they're so afraid of Russian minisubs, they say it's because Russia invaded Crimea. But when pressed further claim that they aren't implying Russia will invade Sweden by bringing up the invasion of Crimea.

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>>34523542
>the russians are coming is real meme in 2017

>>34523540
Do you honestly think everything won't be fine? How many swedes are going to be harmed? And how?

What EXACTLY do you believe Russia is going to do to the Swedes?

>>34523534
This
They are like a post spamming Barbra Streisand Effect.

>>34523534
who are you quoting?

>>34523520
Are you fucking retarded? Do you really have to ask why a sovereign country doesn't want foreign submarines in their waters? Especially one with a untrustworthy government who has shown on several occations a willingness to use military means for short-term economic and geopolitical gains?

>>34523503
>What's the hypothesized scenario that has their panties in such a knot?

What the fuck do we know, all we know is that Russian military activity in, around and behind our national borders is higher than it was during the cold war, and Putin constantly talks about how Russia is pissed that the US/NATO are getting closer and closer to Russian borders with their military bases.

>>34523555
Who cares about physical harm, how am I going to shitpost on /k/ when Vatnik drags me from my home and forces me to mine iron for him in the mines of northern Sweden?

>>34523534
>>34523561
>everyone who disagrees with me is a Russian
>wow, look at all these Russians! you can tell they're Russian because they disagree with me
>this many Russians in the thread prove that Russias are shilling in this thread
Circular logic. The hallmark of a conspiracy-tard.

>I'm being gangstalked!
>Really? That's doubtful
>You're part of it! Claiming that I'm not being gangstalked is a gangstalking tactic!

>>34523267
>detonate
>nuclear reactor
really makes me think

>>34523555
Tell us if this would happen to Russia, would you also be so calm? You cant fool anyone, you are just like the towns idiot of those threads asking dump questions, demanding to have them answered, because you alone dont "understand" the problem. It is not like you want to waste everyones time and derail the discussion or anything. No,no. Now prepare for the next automated response of me having to watch out for the russian under my rug or something.

>>34523570
this is literally crazy talk unless you prove that indeed it was russian sub and actually did act of aggression.
Thats a lot of shit you need to confirm before MUH RUSKIES ARE COMING

>>34523542
Might have something to do with sweden having shifted their ancient murderboner from Denmark to Russia after the whole Great Nordic War debacle.
The intense tension between Sweden and Russia during the cold war didn't really help matter either. Two entire generation of men have been hardwired to be able to unleash hell on russians should the cold war go hot.

>>34523587
>arguing with teen swedes
wew

>>34523587
>post before literally says its russians and shills
>now i pretend he only said it is russians
How often you are going to try it with the same thing?

>>34523570
Of course Swedes don't want Russian subs in their waters. But acting like this is actually some sort of prelude to war is delusional. Get a hold of yourself.

>>34523571
Maybe you should stop watching so much fear-mongering television. Sweden isn't being invaded by Russia, that's absurd. Russia isn't going to drag Swedes from their homes and send them to gulags. If you earnestly fear this, you need psychological help.

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>>34523591
I think he means this

>>34523591
Yeah detonate. As in blow it the fuck up with explosives, making it a really big dirt bomb and contaminating the entire area for years to come.
It's kind of a bad thing you know?

>>34523508
Not likely or it would have already eaten several dozen missiles.

>RuN doesnt survey other nations because WW3 will never happen

Prece in our time, there will never be another war!

Are people really this stupid?

>>34523616
>Russians or shills
What exactly do you mean by "shill"? Somebody who is paid to post here and disagree with you? Do you believe anybody rolling their eyes at Sweden's breathless hysteria is paid to post here by Putin or something?

Satan on Nasa
HOW TO GET THERE
https://skyview.gsfc.nasa.gov/current/cgi/query.pl
Coordinates: 13 48 1.0, -8 28 20.5"
IRAS micron 100

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Satan on google /sky/

''And his right eye shall be utterly darkened,..'' Zechariah 11:17

>>34523641
>>>/x/
Oh wait you are already here

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>>34523641
1) what the fuck does that have to do with the thread
2) what are you smoking where this is satan?

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Satans 7 heads
'',..A Great Red Dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads,.''' Rev 12:3

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Portal to hell, found inside satan
>>34523662
In the bible they said

''And Behold A Great Red Dragon''4
Check here for more>>34523667

>>34523641
>>34523651
>>34523667
Oh look, the schizos are in the thread now.
>inb4 asshurt swedes claim the schizo is a Russian and/or shill

>>34523682
Can we toss you in it? Stop shitting up the thread retard

>>34523597
An uninvited foreign submarine in another countries' territorial waters is an act of agression irregardless of what country it is from. Again, why are you arguing about things you have no knowledge of?

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>>34523683
REEEEEEEE
im not a schizo

>>34523689
Then demand answer from the Russians and threaten military action.
Oh wait you cant.

>>34523690
thats actually pretty funnt

>>34523689
While technically an "act of aggression", it reality it's nothing to get all AFRAID about. You have Swedes in this thread so hysterical, they earnestly believe Russians are going to drag them out of their homes and send them to prison camps. It's insane.

Sweden will scold Russia. Russia will feign offense at the accusation. Sweden will forget about it. Russia will do it again. Rinse and repeat. Nobody is going to gulags.

>>34523639
>shill
>paid
Gee, i wonder where you people all come from? Always talking about shills being paid, while it is not used on this board for that. And NO i dont mean you are a paid shill by this. Why have i to say that additionally? Because you guys magically always get that one wrong too.

>>34523722
When has anyone else than you spoken about gulags?

We just want the slavs to fuck off.

>>34523722
>you have russians and russboos trying to play it down the whole thread, while they would be the one screaming the loudest, when even something remotely would happen to Russia.
ftfy

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>>34523730
>shill: to talk about or describe someone or something in a favorable way because you are being paid to do it
What makes somebody a shill?

>>34523749
THEN DEMAND ANSWERS FROM THE RUSKIES

OH WAIT

YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU ARE LITTLE BITCHES

>>34523737

>>34523571
> how am I going to shitpost on /k/ when Vatnik drags me from my home and forces me to mine iron for him in the mines of northern Sweden?

>>34523771
Lol, didnt notice him. That guy is indeed a faggot

>>34523722
zzz the russian fetish of being feared is pathetic and really not conductive to any interesting conversation about anything. Nobody is afraid of russia, but a country governed by an untrustworthy gang of drunk retards with access to nuclear weapons and a minority complex is not a good neighbour.

>>34523756
Vatniks, russboos, wehraboos, armatard, etc are called shills here, newfag.

>>34523803
Of course the Russians like being feared, their gene pool is polluted with Mongol warrior genes. It makes them feel warm and fuzzy inside.
>Nobody is afraid of russia
The response from Sweden would seem to suggest otherwise. Russia glanced at them sideways and Swedes are wetting their pants. Should we blame Russia for bullying Sweden? Or should we blame Sweden for being an pathetic wussy with a frail emotional state?

I'd say both. Russians shouldn't be Russians, but they are. And Russians being Russians shouldn't be enough to send Sweden into a tizzy.

>>34523806
>A shill is anybody who disagrees with me
>if you disagree with me, you're a shill and therefore discredited
Nice way to construct for yourself a nice safe rhetorical bubble.

>>34523844
Now post that one with the US the strong and Russia as the bitch. Oh wait, you never will, because your whole post was constructed around to appeal to Russia. Woops.

>>34523844
Find me a single official source that point to russia? The news literally is "we spotted a submarine shaped object with our sonars". There is no fear, there isnt even a reaction.

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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>34523856
>A shill is anybody who disagrees with me
No. Why would that be the case? That is reserved for the extreme retard ones, who spam like automated responses, like they have to follow a script, while constantly switching between insulting, lying and demanding to have an honest discussion, when they even dont accept the most common knowledge, the second it is not in their favour.
>Nice way to construct for yourself a nice safe rhetorical bubble.
Also nice how your post applies so nice to itself.

>>34523856
At least lurk a bit more, it only leads to you posting all that nonsense.

>>34523897
Satan looks like such a retard. I wish I could fuck that little faggot up

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>>34523864
>>Now post that one with the US the strong and Russia as the bitch.
The one of what? I haven't posted any America/Russia memes in this thread. Did your script break?

Anyway, I've got this. Do you like it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O56uucRSXS0

>>34523906
>if you don't take hysterical swedes seriously, you must be following a script written by Russia
>>34523914
>anybody who doesn't take hysterical swedes seriously needs to lurk

>>34523947
>The one of what? I haven't posted any America/Russia memes in this thread.
Are you so dumb? Or are you just playing?
>Did your script break?
You seem to be following yours nicely.

We got people like you dropping in like sand on a beach, we all know you are just biased fucks claiming you have that or that opinion, while in reality it is all constructed around defending Russia. If sides were reversed we would see you crying about this aggression all day long.

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>>34523990
The only "meme" I previously posted in this thread was my shitty c&rsenal edit. I don't have the "one with the US the strong and Russia as the bitch", whatever it is you're referring to.

>>34523990
And trust me, I would give zero shits if Sweden sent a submarine to Russia. And I would certainly laugh at any Russians who panicked because of it.

>>34523947
Clyde is that you?

>>34524044
Sure thing, that must be the reason why we got so many people acting exactly like you, always in defense of russia, either defending russian aggression or crying about every fart in russias far direction as an act of aggression against russia. But magically those people never argue on any other side, we like to call them "neutral" posters here, just saying with you being new and unfamiliar with term we use here or how.

Now wait a second and think of a responds before you read any further.

I said stop reading.

You aint making it any better.

Got your response ready? Go down the checklist, lets see how many you got:
[ ]you say i am paranoid
[ ]you think i think there is a big conspiracy behind it and i am an idiot for it, while i never said it
[ ]you call me butthurt/muslim/hohol or an other variant depending on how mad you are
[ ]you say i have no basis to say such claims and i must explain myself, while you didnt explain yourself for anything
[ ]you say i must think you are getting paid
[ ]ridiculing exaggerating strawman
[ ]....
I could go on and on, but i think you catch my drift, talking to you is pretty repetitive, including to explain over and over how repetitive it is, while you will claim it is not the case like always.

>>34524155
Armatard or that "canadian" from Toronto, who posts regulary on /pol/?

SUBMARINE'D.COM

>>34523071
>nsa
Ain't you got homework to be doing?

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>>34523947
clyde is at it again

>>34524155
>>34524260
>Clyde
Who? Gibbe infos plz.

>>34524279
Bretty good youtube gun channel. guy is /k/ as fuck. I really liked his colt review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orn36XC4DZQ