what would you to for the murder/k/ube

>>34520325
Ave nex alea!

>>34520409
whats that mean?

>>34520325
murder

>>34520418
nice
i would go on a killdozer rampage except i would cover it in spikes so that the cops can't cut into it safely

GLORY BE TO THE MURDER CUBE

>>34520416
it means "lurk moar"

>>34520416
it means 'lurk moar summer fag'

>>34520325
About as much as I'd do for a Klondike bar and god damn do I love me a Klondike bar.

>>34520325
Sacrifice my first born

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>>34520548
>not scarificing your first pupper via ATF
amateur

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>>34520627
B-be brave young doggo

Crossdress and shitpost

>>34521681
>he doesn't crossdress and shitpost already
You have to at least tried once.

>>34520325
Win trivia nights by telling every single motherfucker in the room that the motherfucking star of the motherfucking Battle of Britain is the one-of-a-kind Brit beaut known as the Supermarine Spitfire. Ave.

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I'd fuck a deer

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Start a cult bent on battling and killing all heretics who withhold weapons from the /k/ube's glory, and then use their guns to kill more heretics.
I don't dream of a race war or right wing death squads. I dream of balkanization and a world where a cult of nutjobs worshipping a big box made of weapons has a chance to survive, where every petty skirmish over territory between tiny nation-states is followed by madmen bent on murdering both sides for their guns.

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>>34522222
THOS NUMBS

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>>34522222
holy fuck

>>34520416
cut loose gas jews

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>>34520325
All of them

>>34520325
Waste of good ordinance, if you ask me.

>>34522222
My god..... (god being the kube)

>>34520325
It needs to be liberated, it needs a proper temple. We pretend it's ok because you can go see it, but it's trapped and being held against its will. Should we attempt to liberate it and fail those imprisoning it would surely have it destroyed. This is unacceptable.

>>34522222
>22222
This must be done. WEAPONS FOR THE WEAPON /K/UBE

>>34522222
Checked, glory be to the Cube!

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>>34522222
Witnessed.

>>34520325
Better question
>What have you done for the the murder/k/ube?

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>>34522222
so proud my thread got pents

>>34522373
yes, where is the cube?

>>34522222
PRAISE

>>34520325
Ave Nex Alea

>>34520325
Ave nex alea

I would perform the sacrament or murder

>>34522373
My life goal is to buy it.

>>34522222
Witnessed for the glory of the cube.

>>34524067
The last thing I've been able to find is it was a the glenbow museum in canada in 2015. After they saw people worshiping it maybe they thought best to keep it hidden.

>>34526872
If the Muslims are allowed to make pilgrimages to worship a giant cube so should we

>>34526872
Scratch that. It's in Edmonton, Alberta Canada. And if you have $25,000 you can schedule an exhibition.

http://www.gunsculpture.com/background/
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54af11dbe4b00bbe25486a7e/t/54b9ba56e4b0bf25db84e097/1421458006500/A+World+Without+Guns+Brochure_072014s.pdf

>>34522222
War is the way of Man.
Man is the means of War.
You allow us War.
Our worship is our readiness.

It is proper to adhere to our nature,
Aggression is natural,
We are meant to be aggressive.

Through war we are purified,
Through slaughter we are enlightened,
I cast thee, Nex Alea,
May fortune find strength in me,
So that my weaknesses be absolved.

Saluto Nex Alea.

>>34522222
you gots

>>34526919
We should just buy it

Where does it go, /k/?

>>34522341
a child-free world would be absolute paradise

>>34520416
hail mudercube!


>cuck

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>>34522222
I-is it a sign? Please, I want to believe!

>>34527266
My garage. I'd buy it just so I could look out my kitchen window towards the garage every morning, and know it's mine. I'd even let other /k/ommandos visit it regularly.

>>34522222
ALL HAIL THE MURDERCUBE
AVE NEX ALEA

>>34526919
those smarmy fucking hippies
destroying so many interesting and valuable weapons, all the while having a sense of satisfaction knowing they're off the streets or some retarded shit like that.
these people need remov

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>>34522222

THE /k/UBE WILLS IT.

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>>34526919

Can you fucking imagine that

>Finally got a new request for an exhibition, paid in full, too! Time to head out :D
>Long plane trip but my work of art is finally ready to be shipped to the location.
>Almost there, looks sort of out of the way, we've been driving through a wooded area for a while.
>Wait what
>Dozens of armed men in mismatched milsurp uniforms standing around campfires, drinking
>nervously exit the truck towing the trailer with the exhibit
>One steps forward identifying himself in a loud, clearly feigned Russian accent as Dmitri Strelnikov
>He is flanked by two men dressed as maids, armed with assault weapons
>"I...Is this the place?"
>"Da. Is place."
>Before I know what's happening there are men masturbating at the exhibit, firing weapons into the air, praying to the exhibit and several men slaughtering a goat in front of it
>Some of them chanting something like 'avi necks aleya' or something
>what the fuck is happening
>suddenly something whacks me on the head and I'm out cold
>wake up some hours later with a dragon dildo in my ass
>there are a number of smoldering bonfires, dozens of empty containers of alcohol, spent shells beyond counting, and lots of dead animals in the surrounding area
>every tree within 30 meters has been felled by some sort of explosive
>AND the exhibit is gone
>who the fuck would do something like this

>>34522222
>t. edgy lolbertarian projecting his insecurities in his choice of politics onto a meme religion

>>34520325

you never see much of the /k/ube anymore compared to 3-4 years back

>>34528959
Nobody likes the /k/ube because it was a shitty meme for underageb& children.
/k/ is a more serious board with better things to do than pretend to be idol worshipping heretics.

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>>34522222
Well yeah that does it

>>34528906
Get the fuck out, heretic.

Reminder that you will go to hell for idolatry
Reminder that worshipping meme-cult religions is degenerate and will be outlawed when the day of the rope comes

>>34529125
I welcome my end. Hopefully it wil be glorious, violent, and involve my throbbing erection.

>>34528688
well men, we now have a plan to liberate the murderkube
should we start a kickstarter?

>>34528976
there is a thread for anime girls shooting up schools
if thats not a shitty meme i dont know what is

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>>34522222
BY THE /K/UBES' GLORY

>>34528688
sounds like an average day on /k/

>>34528906
DON'T YOU DARE INSULT THE PENTS

>>34522222
THE /k/UBE HAS SPOKEN IT HAS TO BE DONE!!

>>34530358
YES IT MUST

ave nex alea

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Would it be more sacrilege to add more weapons to the Cube or to remove weapons from the Cube in order to restore them to working condition?

>>34530864
I feel like you add what isn't worthy. The 40 AK's ya gathered from ya dead enemies? Add them to the/k/ube. The 2 MG34's ya found in a machine gun nest? Spread it's hot glory over the battle field

Dismantle it, restore everything from what it's made, and share it to my fellow /k/illers.

>>34522222
Praise be