Well, how violent are you, /k/?

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>>34515136

Violent enough to eat at the salty spittoon

>>34515136
I stepped on an ant yesterday and I only mourned it's death for 6 hours.

I fapped into my moms spaghetti sauce yesterday

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>>34515136
I wouldn't hesitate to hurt someone if I felt it was they were a threat, but I wouldn't want to harm anyone unless absolutely necessary.

>>34515173
This actually fucked me up because I'm sure someone does this regularly.

>>34515154
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>>34515136
I once swatted a fly

>>34515173
I'm pretty sure if you catch someone do this at most you'll get is probation for killing them.

I couldn't convict, could you?

>>34515136
i kill venomous snakes but don't bother the non-venomous ones.

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>>34515136
Depends. If retarded normalfags try to take away the last thing I enjoy in life due to their shitty morals I will go full autistic rage.

>>34515239
Fuckers like you are why we have a tick epidemic. Do you know how many fucking ticks a timber rattle snake eats? Fuck you, I hope you get severe Lyme Disease you worthless piece of shit.

I wouldnt say violent, but I really get a jolly from executing raccoons and opossums that I catch while playing benny hill theme song or 80s pop music.
>inb4 edgy

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>>34515136
That depends on what kind of person you are.

Depends on the amount of caffeine and road rage in my body. Before 8am I'm capable of a massacre before I settle into a meditative state.

>>34515136
Chaotic violent

>>34515270
This.
Guys that kill opossum too, fuck those people.
>Waah it might attack my cat
Your cat has contributed to the genocide and extinction of thousands of native bird species. Your furry sociopath is an invasive spieces and either stays inside or deserves to be culled by whatever native species are capable of protecting the local environment.
Fucking outdoorcatfags.

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>>34515136
This violent

>>34515270
>supporting tick genocide

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>>34515338
Purging the Xenos is a Virtue.

I try to kill a friend of mine after he sucker punched me.

>be me fucking around in the snow
> friends and I are tossing snow balls
> my steps out from behind a tree and I drill him right in the face
> he's pissed
> he charged me but I'm laughing
> I think he's just gonna tackle me
> he stops and clocks me in the face
> #blindrage
> I grab him and throw him on the grown
> he's on all fours trying to get up so I drop a knee in his back
> I drag him to a snow bank and shove his face into it
> I held his face in the snow until my friends dragged me off
> hes coughing and whining about me almost killing him
> our friends are laughing their asses off
Years later he told me he thought I hit in in the face on purpose.
So I told him the truth. I did!

>>34515136
violent? more like violating, because that ayy lmao has my dick diamonds.

>>34515147
>that lighter
Everytime

>>34515136
I'm legitimately sociopathic, but I'm also a wuss so everyone is safe.

>>34515272
It's too late to inb4, it's already edgy.

>>34515367
>not supporting natural levels of population management
>wanting to get fucking Lyme Disease because you can't cope with an irrational fear of a reptile that will leave you alone if you leave it alone

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I got in a bunch of fist fights in high school. Mostly just sticking up for myself/friends. We were skinny, pot head, nerds but that didn't mean I was gonna take anybody's shit.

Now that I can go to jail, I don't really fuck around. I'm only getting violent if my life depends on it and the situation meets my states requirements for a self defense scenario.

I did stab a guy in the hand once for trying to grab my knife. I pointed the knife at his hand as he grabbed for it... So idk what you call that.

>>34515388
Sauce is AliceGrove.com, a webcomic by Jeph Jacques.

http://www.alicegrove.com/page/9

>>34515432
>tfw it's by the same guy who made the tranny comic
i'll still fap to the ayy

>>34515323

Well, Anon, fluffy is an outdoor cat. Cats roam around, and they're hunters, you know!
> Yeah, sure are!
Anon, I haven't seen Fluffy for a while. Have you?
> Nope. Lots of predators out there. And cars.

My fucking neighbors are feeding some feral cats. And kittens. But they won't trap the damn things and have them neutered so the can't continue to propagate. I'm sad that they're forcing alternative methods of population control.

>>34515408
careful herp nerd, you're gonna make me start killing rat snakes too.

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>>34515445
The only trans- in Alice Grove so far are transhumanists. The chick in pick related is pretty /k/, she collects and restores weapons from the apocalyptic war that happened thousands of years ago.

>>34515476
Please post a thread when you or someone you care about gets diagnosed with Lyme Disease.

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So violent I have been saving money to buy a tank ever since 6 years old

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>>34515136
Pretty violent.

Not even a little bit.
I'm a 6' 210 lbs guy who squeals like a little girl when looking at pictures of kittens.

I just like making holes in paper as close to each other as possible.

>>34515447
This.
>family has indoor cats for a while
>move to the middle of the forest
>mama gives birth under our porch
>mama and female kitten go to the pound, 3 males get fixed and shots, returned outside
>they eventually get friendly enough to be touched
>no pest problems

>>34515270
Blame the government
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Building_257

>>34515628
Just put it on a credit card anon.
>Can't pay it off
So what? You have a tank, what are they going to do?

>>34515677
The government may be to blame, but when every adult rattlesnake eats thousands of ticks per year, snake-killing faggots are unquestionably making the problem worse.

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>>34515154

Shut up. I heard you have milk with your nails for breakfast.

This one time I shit my gun at a soda can

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>>34515155
WOAH

>>34515203
You called in a SWAT team on a fly?
I just hit em...

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>>34515136
I'm going to sleep at 8:30PM today.

>>34515875
gross

Well, I eat meat, but I don't like unnecessary violence or suffering. I'm the type of person who would stop what they're doing to flip over an upturned beetle.

Except mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes.
>eeeeeee
>EEEEEEEEE
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>34516054
>I eat meat, but I don't like unnecessary violence or suffering
Do you hunt ethically or buy tortured factory meat?

>>34515628
Just make your own like Marvin Heemeyer.

>>34516085
I can't hunt, but not all store-bought meat is intensively reared.

>>34515136
What scares me the most is that I can't answer that question.

>>34515136
Pacifist until the last defence of my own life.

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I'm only violent if you violate the NAP.

>>34516166
>I can't hunt
Are you super crippled or something? Some small farms will let you visit to see that they take care of the animals, and there are usually avenues to buy free-range or hunted mean.

>>34515755
wtf how does a snek eat a tick? dont snakes eat mice and then sit their and digest them for like a week?

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>>34516242
ok can someone explain what the hell the NAP meme is about

>>34516307
Its a libertarian thing

>>34516267
I'm noguns.

>there are usually avenues to buy
...Like I said, not all store-bought meat is intensively reared.

>>34516299
>how does a snek eat a tick? dont snakes eat mice
You just answered your own question:
>University of Maryland biologists found that each timber rattlesnake also consumes 2,500 to 4,500 blacklegged ticks living on the mice it eats each year

>>34516307
Non Aggression Principle

>>34516326
>I'm noguns.
You could become hasguns, or hasmuzzleloader, or hasbow, ...

>>34515147
This is accurate

>>34516338
>You could become hasguns, or hasmuzzleloader, or hasbow, ...
I'm also Australian.

>>34516371
I know your gun laws suck, but can't you hunt with bows, crossbows, atl-atls, or large bore airguns or some shit?

>>34516392
I'm not sure I'd trust myself to kill something quickly enough with a bow. I think those would be legal though.

Crossbows and air rifles require a firearms licence to own. The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if bows join them, at least in my state.

Atl-atls probably aren't legal to hunt with unless you're an abo or something.

>>34515549
Why and how would and does she rip her own arm off? Not only is that painful, impossible, and impossibly painful, it's stupid. Even assuming she had wolverine or deadpool tier physics breaking biology, having one less arm for combat is less than ideal. With two hands, you have two avenues for attack. With one hand, your motions are more predictable and your avenues of attack are limited. Plus, you're at the mercy of whoever has two hands, who can grab your wrist while also socking you in the anywhere. If she's planning to use her arm as a dagger and she's only proficient in using knives, than why in the hell doesn't she carry a knife on her? There's a reason why hundreds of thousands of years ago homo sapiens moved on from using rocks and bones.

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I dislike violence but some people deserve to have the shit beaten out of them.

>>34515136
More than violent enough when necessary, not at all otherwise. I commonly read books on Zen and the Buddha and am trying to attain a degree of inner peace.

>>34516430
even if you shoot a deer with a rifle you still usually need to track it and finish it.

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>>34516439
She's not human and does have a healing factor, but this move still probably killed her, we don't know yet for sure. It was a move of desperate self-sacrifice and innovative improvisation to kill an enemy combatant orders of magnitude more powerful than herself.

http://www.alicegrove.com/page/4

>>34516551
I wouldn't be hunting anything that big anywhere near me. More likely rabbits and shit.

>>34516567
That's dumber than hell.

>>34516623
It's kind of goofy, but it does make sense in context.

>>34516644
she should have broken off the hand and used the forearm bone as a dagger, ala Wallace A. Jenkins.

>>34516459
>implying Buddhists aren't responsible for heinous violence around the globe
Nigga

>>34517317
Didn't say anything about Buddhists. Just said I was reading a book, mate.

>>34515408
One Guinea hen will holocaust the tick population on 10-12 acres. Way more than a snake.

>>34516338
Damn those snakes are doing those poor mice a favor. It's really gotta suck being a wild animal and having shit tons of ticks just embedded in yo skin

I'm an incredibly violent person. Which is why I don't drink anymore or do drugs.

Normally, I can keep cool and get away from whatever situation has me feeling like a crazy person. Sometimes, however it comes out in a crazed moment of destruction.

I've hurt people, I've broken things, I've lost complete control and had no regret about ruining someones life.

I hate myself.

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Enough

>>34515694
Run over commies and cars that are going to slow

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>>34515136
I use the pen, because the pen is mightier than the sword. But you must always keep a sword handy for when the pen fails.

>>34517567
I stabbed a kid in the forehead in kindergarten and drugged it down his face between the eyes to on side of his check causing a scare he has to live with for the rest of his life to remind him and the other kids around him to never fuck with me again.


>27 and never had another problem with those kids ever
>I have anger problems and it's why I'm divorced
>true story cops where call they where confused on if they could arrest a 5 year old lol

>>34516439
bruh its a fucking comic

>>34518363
Well, "bruh," this is fucking /k/.

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>>34515136
Somewhere between a paralyzed kitten on seroquel and charlie bronson before he devoted his life to salvadore dali.

>>34517567
I have a scar from getting stabbed in the leg with a pencil. It was a while ago and you can barely see it anymore, but it's still there if you look closely and the light hits it right.

>>34515952
>the fucking AWB cuckstock
Every time.

I am a Christian man of Almighty God. Therefore I do not bring violence or any conflict against any man or nation. I am commanded by my savior to turn the other cheek, against any trivial injustice, and not escalate the matter, but instead seek to ignore or to witness to him.

However, if you read the bible, nearly every man featured in it was a ruthless warlord, soldier, or noble criminal; and all of them were deeply loved by God.

Come against my family, my nation, or myself, and I will wipe your bloodline from God's cruel creation, for I am a soldier of Christ, and I will happily protect my people with my life

>>34516430
fellow ausfag here, Qld, not that hard to get a license, just a hassle

>>34516454
as a guy who does HEMA your pic says more than it knows
in submission fighting the mix of adrenaline and fatigue paired with pinning or beating down your opponent is an entirely personal experience. the outside world is barely heard.

I used a 2.5w laser to burn ants in my backyard because the magnifying glass was too weak.

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>>34515147
fpbp

>>34519526
Fighting is my meditation.

If someone cuts me off in traffic or parks so close that i cant open my car door I'll break off there mirror. I've done it to people living in the same apartment complex as me. Shit just gets on my nerves

>>34519612
>parks so close that i cant open my car door
Have you tried not being fat?

>>34515136
I avoid conflict through mediation when possible.
However if that fails, or I feel I have been wronged beyond reproach, there is no act of violence I will not stoop to.

>>34515323
Here in kiwiland possums are a pest that very effectively kills off native bush.
However this is the Australian possum, not the american opossum.

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>>34515136
>Well, how violent are you, /k/?
Well the thing is I kinda get turned on by women being shot and killed in combat. Just imagining them staggering and whimpering from the pain, slumped against a tree or something, alone in the cold forest in a fierce firefight with blood going all down their legs and hands. Death has always given me a kind of boner ever since I was young, I didn't like watching movies with battles because when people died their death screams would give me a huge erection. I used to dryhump the ground when i was a kid playing "dead" during war games and when i got older and had a sexual awakening I realized I enjoyed thinking about female soldiers getting killed, or executed, imagining them quivering in fear and utterly helpless as their death approaches

>>34520089
nice pasta

>>34515136
preposterous
dirty xenos dizzing my humanity
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Humanity_Fuck_Yeah

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo

>>34520276
dis thread is getting good

>>34515136
I once muttered a profane insult towards a person who deeply frustrated me. Thankfully they did not notice or I could have harmed their feelings.

Where do I rank on this?

>>34516567
/co/ hated it too.
it seemed like half the comments were "if she's strong enough to rip her own arm off why not rip off his arm instead"

and the answer is because the artist wanted to be edgy.

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>>34520301
The answer I assumed when reading it is that Church (the dude) is significantly stronger than Alice who is significantly stronger than Sedna (the chick who tore off her own arm). Church and Alice were both built for combat, Sedna was built to be a POG.

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>>34519442
It's a Valmet, some models had those stocks.

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>>34520374
>that tumblr tier art style

>>34519442
Check again moron, that's not a cuckstock.

>>34516430
Get your licence. You can even just get a single barrel shotgun for under 200 dollars, or a turkish double for 800ish. Not even for hunting but just to have because we need more licenced owners.

>>34520374
>just a grunt
>literally a generator mechanic
goddammit sedna

>>34520374
I don't know how you can care about this stupid shit

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>>34520540
I don't really care, it's just not that difficult to figure out if you've even vaguely paid attention to the story, especially when it's explicitly spelled out (pic related) for the retards in Jeph's largely mentally ill audience.

>>34515386
I know this is english but god damn I can barely read it.
You're retarded. And I don't mean that as an insult.

>>34515136

I'm an isolationist pacifist


But if you break into my house and fuck with me or my family I'm going to shoot you 30 times.

>>34520657
>shoot you 30 times
You and your family must really love tinnitus.

>>34520666


Yeah I guess shooting an AR indoors is kinda loud

>I'm paranoid about having ear pro ready because I think the prosecutor is gonna say I was ready for the fight and wanted to murder the home invader for no reason

>>34520697
It's very loud. I hope you're at least using M193

>>34520705

That's all I have m8

>>34516567
If she's behind him and has the element of surprise, why not just snap his neck or even choke him?

That's dumb as fuck.

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>>34515386
Stop posting

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>>34515384
>tfw no sleepy Mako in my life

>>34520742
Alice just got rekt in hand-to-hand with Church and both Alice and Sedna are injured--Church needed to be instakilled if he was going to be killed at all.

>>34520584
Not that anon, but you are part of that audience.

Grow up, or finish getting that My Little Pony tattoo filled in. Make the decision.

>>34520825
I just use webcomics as a short dose of fiction to clear my mind between processing morning emails and starting to get other shit done, this thread is literally the most I've talked about them online.

>>34515147

>the fucking aim-n-flame

Fuckin' A.

>>34520584
>>34520847
I just read the last couple of pages of this shit and it reads to me like a story that wants to span the world when the author has barely enough skill to cross the span of his apartment to the toilet and back in the process of writing. Is this shit even worth reading or is the whole world-wiped-out-by-ww3-and-AIs-and-fucking-aliens shit as retarded as it looks on the surface?

>>34517567
The sword stabs somebody. The pen is used to sign army march orders.

>>34520460
Yeah, for import into the US during the AWB.

>>34520477
Way to out yourself as underage.

>>34515937
>takes hour to arrive
>flashbangs your children
>shoots your doggo
>fly escapes

>>34515136
I'm a registered sex offender because a kid was beating me up with his friends. I grabbed him by the balls and through him off. I was scotch free, until i realized i was at Chuck E. Cheeses, and the ball pit was in the middle of the floor.

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>>34520887

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>>34520773
>tfw no tier -1 operator in my life

>>34520847
You sure picked a terrible medium.
>Reading emails
>and reading comics
You literally cannot do that at the same time.

Why the fuck would you not listen to a podcast or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDrj0ELz-zQ

>>34515664
You SOUND gay

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>>34520962
Not that guy but I can't listen to podcasts because while I do something else I end up missing three sentences and then I'm lost in what the fags in the podcast are talking about. Same reason I don't listen to audiobooks while on the move. I get occupied by something else momentarily and then i have to rewind to get what was going on.

>>34517410
I do the same, but opposite. I have beat feminists and fag activists faces in because theyre so retarded and i cant comprehend how retarded they are, so i just go to town. I stay drunk to equal it out.

I do not beleive one person at work has seen me sober.

>>34520954
>all of that rifle
yuck.

>>34520962
I think he meant "do emails, then brain-purge with comics, then continue work"

>>34520989
Listen to a nutnfancy video, then you won't miss out on the few seconds of lost audio lol. I'd listen to his 2 or 3 of his 40 minute rambles while doing mind numbing server assembling

>>34515147

That tattoo gets me as much as the lighter.

>>34520962
lrn2reading comprehension, bro.
>I just use webcomics as a short dose of fiction to clear my mind between processing morning emails and starting to get other shit done
as in, I read emails, THEN read webcomics, THEN get other shit done.

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>>34520866
It's nothing exceptional so far, but it's been interesting enough that I haven't pulled it from my rotation yet. The aliens are some sort of product of humanity, pic related is the tl;dr on the war.

>>34515136
I ended up hitting my brother with a bat in a very heated argument. Two swings are all you need, unless you want to give a third as a fuck you

>>34521048
That kind of looks like the artist who created the, "Well t-this is me." meme.

>>34521043
Ah I assume you were reading them while reading your email, like read two emails, read a comic, read two emails, read a comic etc.
That's the kind of shit that leaves you with no idea what the comic was about nor any idea what the emails were about.

Just listen to music, or a podcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SayGGhcrRqU

>>34521048
Yeah that sounds like total fucking garbage. Writers on this level should do some slice of life pedestrian stories of normal people doing normal, vaguely relatable things before they try to tacke an Illiad and hilariously fail in the process.

Also, that picture alone has an almost identical face, thrice. QUALITY BRUH

>>34521084
>>34521113
It is the same author, that meme is from QuestionableContent.net, his slice of life pedestrian story of normal people doing normal, vaguely relatable things that he had going before he tried to tackle an Iliad and hilariously failed in the process.

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>>34521158
See? I was fucking right! I called it!

i feel like punching people sometimes, but i never do

>>34521537
Hollywood liberal detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhEIz9SzrPk

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>>34515147
fpbp

>>34515155
brutal

>>34515154
Go cool off hothead

>>34521575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYkvZodBRuY

>>34520877
>tfw people born after the AWB began can post on 4chan
>tfw soon people born after the AWB ended will be able to post on 4chan

>>34521892
>went on for several more minutes
I feel bad for the interviewer.

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>>34515136
I have shot at least one person (Iraq), been in a few fights, but I'm basically a hippy these days with conservative values.

Carry everyday, but I'm not looking for fights anymore.

>"La Jeune Fille a la Fleur," a photograph by Marc Riboud, shows the young pacifist Jane Rose Kasmir planting a flower on the bayonets of guards at the Pentagon during a protest against the Vietnam War on October 21, 1967. The photograph would eventually become the symbol of the flower power movement.

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>>34521970
>anymore
I have never looked for a fight. I've been shot at here more than I was in Afghan or irak but I know it's population and locality based.
Stop being a fucking bitch. If you carry and can stop harm from being done it's your job. In life.

>>34521019
Is that an AR lower reciever? with a wire stock?

I would never hurt someone who didn't pose an immediate threat to me or my property. I would absolutely hurt someone who tried to harm the people I love, and enjoy every second of it.

>>34521019
>lr300
>yuck
fuck you and your shit taste

>>34516242
Never rouse a sleeping libertarian/anarcho-capitalist/voluntaryist/whatever-the-fuck.

>>34515136
Normally, I'm not. I try to be very helpful and friendly person to everyone I meet.

But when I become violent.....it's bad.

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>>34515270

>go through woods and get bit by ticks
>go through woods and get bit by poisonous snakes

I feel like I only get to pick one dont I?

>>34515323

I've never gotten to kill a opossum but Id do it then kill your cat just for the thrill.

I am the edge the internet warned you about.

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>>34522330

Dull edge, I'll kill your cat then kill my cat and make it look like shinju.

>>34522330
>I feel like I only get to pick one dont I?
Snakes are big and easy to avoid and antivenom is no big deal. Ticks are tiny and seek you out and Lyme Disease is forever.

>>34516567
Isn't this from that guy with that comic where some trannie fucks a dude?

>>34522503

That's fair enough I guess but easy to avoid depends on what your doing and where and it's definitely a day ruiner getting bit. I don't kill any snakes outside of where I live besides water moccasins. I hate those cunts, they always show up where I want to swim.

Isnt limes disease still pretty rare? I'd say ticks are easier to take preventative measures against but you do the same thing, tall boots.

>>34522563
Yup, now it looks like a chick is going to fuck a robot. Artist is Jeph Jacques, QuestionableContent.net is the slice-of-life comic with the trap and AliceGrove.com is the post-apocalyptic gives-new-meaning-to-bearing-arms comic.

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>>34520374
>grunt
>actually literal definition of POG

>>34522631
>Isnt limes disease still pretty rare?
It's been getting worse in recent years, and CDC says this year is shaping to be particularly bad for ticks and tick-borne diseases.

>I'd say ticks are easier to take preventative measures against but you do the same thing, tall boots.
Ticks crawl on your clothes and like to hide. Last tick I had was on my scalp, and the one before that got right above my ass crack. Several have gotten into the house and I frequently have to pull them off of the dog when she comes inside. She has Lyme Disease now which really pisses me off.

She tries to play with deer and fight bears, but she's never had problems with snakes. I've also never had problems with snakes, despite seeing plenty and almost jumping on one once (vaulted a big log, landed 18" from a copperhead curled up on the other side--snake didn't give a fuck). Snakes can be bros, but ticks can go straight to hell.

>>34520773
Is this a real tactic or is that guy just having a rough day. I wanna give him a hug either way.

>>34522205
>piston ar
>one eye closed
>magpul bullshit
>meme cosplaying
>lr300 knock off
I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>34522746

I have a new respect for the snakes.

By the way, it might sound goofy looking and the first time you do it it'll feel uncomfortable but you can get zero ticks and chiggers by buying tall rubber boots, sticking your pant legs inside, and taping the top of the boot not too tight to your pants but enough to seal them without falling off. Follow this by spraying deet bug spray on them and any cracks in your clothing.

All together, the rubber boots are slick and even bugs that arent repelled will normally fall off as you step (I shoot next to a red ant hill and never had one even get close to my ankle), anything that does get on has to climb all the way up to your waist to find exposed skin so they're easier to spot when they do, and the deet is very discouraging to anything that tries.

I haven't had a tick since I started

I once used hand sanitizer which is basically germ genocide

>>34523517
Might have to try this

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>>34515445
>>34515388
Degenerate.

>>34524176
>iomblyinglylg anyone on /k/ that isn't a redditor gives a shit about muh degeneracy

>>34515136
I'd raep that alien if she didn't have force fields.

>>34517567
>be me
>fat mexican kid sits next to me in first grade
>kid was fucking with me
>stand up and calmly walk past my teacher who was trying to get him to stop
>sharpen my pencil
>diligently
>admire the fine point
>walk back to my desk
>get in between my desk and his
>teacher walking back to her desk
>hai-yaaahhh!!! just like in karate movies
>break pencil lead off in back of fat Mexican kid's hand
>go to principal's office
>mom picks me up
>don't go to school for three days
>watch cartoons instead
>only six so no other consequences
>shit was cash
I refused to apologise, too, but since I had already been suspended there wasn't shut my teacher could do.
fat beaner never fucked with me again.

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>>34522752
austrian supported shooting position. very stable, if you're cool with your shooting buddy like that.

>>34520584
>"... still tuned to the same physics."

And a minute later she says beings like her are powered by black holes and can ignore physics at will.

>>34524622
>if you're cool with your shooting buddy like that.

or if your legs are broken and you need a blowjob from someone able-bodied who should be crouching and doing the shooting on his own

it's a very specific situation

>>34524628
The three of them (Alice, Sedna, and Mr. Church) are the same sort of being, but yes, Jeph isn't especially good at explaining the sci in his fi--hopefully he gets better from all the criticism he's getting.

>>34524202
>implying it wasn't an obvious meme when posted alongside more material for anon's fap session

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>>34515136
Unfortunately im a pretty bad person.
Fortunately im not weighed down by another persons opinion of me.

>>34524723
>Unfortunately im a pretty bad person.
How bad are we talking, edgemeister?

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>self diagnosing themselves with personality conditions

/k/ needs a /k/ulling.

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>>34524737
Ive ruined innocence of many teenage girls and verbally abused/manipulated/slandered many people that thought i was a friend of theirs all for personal gain.

Its fun and i gain much from doing it.
But im just a random edgemeister on 4chan telling lies so who cares.

>>34521048
i-i-i-it's like BLAME! for tumblrtubbies

>>34524845
Yeah I remember being 15.

>>34524763
you go first

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>>34515136

sauce?

>>34516307
The Non Aggression Principle. Basically, when you're living in a lawless society, the only thing keeping people from killing and taking what they want is that it could happen to them at anytime. The NAP is like a mutually assured destruction principle.

>>34515136
Never fought in my life, always avoided and diffused situations. I think I gave like... 4 middle fingers to someone in my 8 years of driving a car, I'm not an angry fuck. Never broke a keyboard/joystick or anything. I do feel like less of a man because I have a great grasp on my anger, though I never saw red in my life and think that's a blessing.

Wish I could CCW in my shithole though, because I fear that the time might come where I can't talk my way out of shit and I'll have to ventilate some fuck.

>>34525128
Youre 15 years off

>>34525454

Holy shit this guy is 0 years old.

How the fuck do you type with babby hands?

>>34520972
I'm actually a little bit gay

>>34525252
see
>>34515432

>>34525492
DJ Trump manages to tweet America great again with his #tinyHands

>>34525442
Sounds like you would benefit from a solid martial arts class, /k/omrade. You're worried about having to defend yourself and you somehow feel like less of a man for having self-control and having never fought: a solid program will teach you self-defense, teach you to fight, and teach you that self-restraint and discipline is what separates humans from animals.

>>34515136
>Well, how violent are you, /k/?

I USED to be very violent. These days I try and be gentle and kind. I don't want to kill people anymore. People stay away from me anyhow and have always told me I'm angry or scary looking when I'm a actually in a nice mood so I don't get any trouble. The last people I remember trouble with were some kids who tried to break in and I beat two up and the other ran away. The two fathers came up an apologised and gave me a new boxed gas bbq to apologise for their kids..That's years ago. I did nothing but fight and kill animals from age 9 to 21 and then I killed people for a bit. Then drugs after service and one day I just got sick of watching shit and decided I wanted no more of any of it, Don't even hunt now. Not sure I would kill anyone on my own account but maybe if I was protecting someone.

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>>34524723
>wargame icons

>>34525454
We're talking mental age, if you're actually 30 I feel bad for your whole family.

I dont look for trouble, but if it finds me i will annihilate it.

>>34515136
Not at all to be honest. I am willing and able to be, but my preference is not to be whenever possible.

>>34515136
Not terribly, yet.

>>34524622
looks like the recoil might break the guys tailbone

Violence is frequently it's own reward.

And such a sweet prize it is.

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>>34517166
i had forgotten about him and that book and would rather not think upon it further

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>>34515136
I've literally got two settings. One is me listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgpJVI3tDbY&t=9910s while taking a healthy shower and silently drawing or sitting back and listening to calm beats...

The other is full on retarded shiva the destroyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DIqSlQJnfw

I basically act however violent or delicate I see fit I actually can't stress enough how big the divide is.

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>>34520773
>tfw no autistic relatable Yukari in my life
>mfw no woman would ever have any interest in a guy with a tank
>mfw I'll be a guy with a tank and nobody special to maintain it with

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>>34520772

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>>34515549
>rips own arm off to get arm-knife

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>>34515136
does a controlled willingness and enjoyment of violence make you violent?

>>34515628
Hey-ey! Me too! What one are you planning to get? I'm going for the T-72 or BMP-1

>>34528264
Its that a 7.62x54r valmet or a small wojak

>>34520245
You forgot to pull the pin

>>34528355
i think its just a child wielding the gun

>>34528355
the real problem with that gif if that the dust cover safety is on

>>34521019
>Hates the Lr300

whew

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>>34515147

>>34519704
When some dick manages to park so close to my car that his mirror is only in inch away from my car my 32inch waist line isnt the issue. Live in AZ most of the idiots that do this are Sonorans going on shopping sprees. Fuck them and fuck you too.

>>34515270
Where I live people poison the rattlesnakes and shoot the coyotes. I get why they do it. It's mostly out of concern for the livestock. The thing is we have a huge problem with pocket gophers and the deer are overpopulated. As a vegetable gardener I wouldn't mind having a few more rattlesnakes and coyotes around to feed on the gophers. Even the deer can be a nuisance.

>>34523357
lr300 isn't piston operated

>>34516371
What's it like being upside down?

>>34515136
i just looked at this comic literally 30 seconds ago.

>>34518315
All those spelling errors, holy hell. Let me guess, you got kicked out of school for that and never went back?

>>34519484
Check yourself, my dude. You're not in the Old Testament anymore, you're under the New Covenant now. Go read Romans 13 and figure out if what you're talking about is really justifiable under your moral code.

>>34515136
I'm a 110lb skeleton with pool noodles for arms and severe social anxiety. On the scale of violence I'm somewhere near a rubber ducky or a teddy bear.

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>>34515136
I legitimately feel a sense of joy when I hurt things, whether emotionally or physically (although emotionally is far easier to get away with, so I have rarely inflicted physical harm). I've ruined relationships just to feel the high of hurting the other person emotionally. It is a problem, not a source of pride.

>>34516307

It's not a meme.

It just means that you don't want people to hurt you or steal your things, so you don't do that to other people, because they don't want it either.

Really simple stuff.

>>34529922
Yeah, recreational nukes dude

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>>34530197

>Not wanting to launch Davy Crockett's at the paper boy who is returning fire with his bike mounted M60 purchased entirely in quarters from tips the old man down the street gives him

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>>34515136
Now listen here, I'm not a violent man, I am entirely pacifistic. See I buy guns so that I can bottle all of the hatred and vitriol around me into cased ammunition so I can then send it down range at extremely high speeds and get rid of it.

One time there were a bunch of kids, like 16-17, they picked on me for bein a golf ball diver. I didn't hold it against them. They would throw their balls into the pool on purpose, thinking that they would hurt my feelings; that they would destroy me one ball at a time. I jumped in with my snorkel and shit, retrieved their balls, and thanked them when I handed them over.
I said to them, "Thank you for giving me a job to do."

Then this crazy slutty soccer mom yelled at me from across the golf course for fondling their balls. She stopped shoving pebbles in her sister's vagina and hopped on her Rascal scooter, with murder in her eyes. I saw it, hell I felt it from that distance. This C word was serious.
Had to tell the boys to step aside, as I removed the obrez Mosin from my waist. Everybody said that the Mosin golf ball launcher was a stupid investment, but then again, nobody has ever been chased by a bare-chested, obese woman full of hatred, hauling ass towards you in a really fast rascal scooter.

I wasn't proud of what I did, but I had to defend myself. the shot rang out as the golf ball careened through the air. On contact, it made her body react like a gram of rubidium falling into a bathtub. There were chunks of lard, poorly written tv pilots, and ice cream tubs littering the course, and that day I was very glad to have my job.

In short, I got some employees now and I've only had to defend myself once. In a self-defense situation.

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>>34515384
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET YOU SPACE NIGGERS

>>34516454
pic source?

>>34530342
I think that's the Mad Max game.

>>34530348
thanks
the nugget oiler and face milling cutters was throwing me off

>>34524176
I might well fap to this ayyylium after I have my lunch.

>>34516242
Bruh.

>>34516430
https://www.youtube.com/user/JoergSprave

Slingshots aren't just for little kids.

>>34530523
FEATURES
[that fucking laugh]

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>>34528434
hue

>>34530337
>talking shit about GNAA

>>34530523
>Slingshots aren't just for little kids.
Illegal in my state, I shit you not.

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>>34524660
everyone needs help once in awhile

>>34528130
perhaps better to not find such a woman than to have her accidentally killed by a smoke grenade for a discovery channel show about your tank.

>>34527955
Remember that Johnson lost the squad he trained on Harvest on that ring.
Remember Jenkins was concious after infection.
Remember Jenkins mouthed the words "thank you" before he died.

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>>34515136
Just a tiny bit.

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>>34526589
but of course

>>34531482
I feel there's a reference there, but I'm not sure.

>>34516242
le non an argument xD

>>34515136
This is a dumb question. Also its vague. Need to narrow it down. How many acts of violence have you commited in the last month? Do you consider yourself a violent person? Etc..... If youre asking the latter then: yes. I do consider myself a violent person. But that's only after sifting through memories for a while. I dont start shit or like fighting but im not afraid to fight if the situation calls for it. Violence was a tool when I was a kid. I had two huge brothers. Both over 6'3" 230lbs and im only 5'11" 160lbs. The only way to keep those fucks in check was to escalate to violence super quick. Of couse they did the same and I got fucked up alot. But I like to think I won more than lost.

6 months ago I was driving with my ex she was being a cunt so I called her out and out of nowhere she starts punching me, like closed fist, hard as she could, right and left hooks. Amidst the punches I had the fantastical thought " ah, just like old times" . I subdued her arms with my one free arm and threw across the cab of my pickup truck. She said it hurt, idk. Then she kick/stomped my head, straight in the face into the Pillar behind me. I blocked the next. Then she pulled a knife. I kinda chuckled. And told her to do it stab me. Knowing she wouldnt. It ended anticlimacticly and were friends still.

I bring it up because I didn't think it was too weird. Until I heard someone tell a similar story and the other people were shocked amazed. I thought it was par for the course.

>>34530708
That's fucking terrible. How does your state manage wildlife populations? Do you just have enough natural predators that it takes care of itself?

>>34515323
My nigga.

Fuck cats. Birds are pretty to look at, sing pleasant songs, and don't shit in the house. Cats just spray their foul piss everywhere and yowl all night.

Dogs are objectively the superior pet. Mostly because they're actually useful for something and loyal to their masters.

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>>34533163
Are you sure about that? My bird seems to do all of those things minus the pleasant songs

>>34533221
Truth. Owned a budgie (as the Australians say) random squaks that sound like anything but a bird scared the fuck out of me on the reg.

Cant believe how much that bird shit. Stood in the mirror all day shitting and scaring the piss out of me was all that bird did for a fucking decade and a half then my dad got possession of it after the divorce.

Big court battle who gets stuck with the fucking budgie. Dad lost.Dead within two weeks of "natural" causes. Dad hated the bird like it was an insolent chinaman and he was a japanese officer.

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>>34533382
Yeah, our bird eats bacon, pasta, ramen, eggs, basically anything we eat, he eats. Also doesnt tweet, at all. Only Screeches, gruntish sounds and occasional whistles. He's also 37 years old

>>34515136
I found it hard to hold back when my POS boss didn't like that I turned down a call for work on a robotic pharmacy machine. (I'm fucking IT not a robotics or a mechanic.) he threatened to "Just grab my neck and choke me" to which I let him know thems fighting words.

This is the same guy who makes me travel for all my work and wanted to pay me a measly 20 cents a mile to basically wear my car out.

Sick of his manchild shit, i'm the only fucking employee and I get stuck with everything for a measly 9 bucks an hour while his ass sleeps all the fucking time.

>>34517441
I remember the day he flew into the Twin-ty billion liters.

God bless America.

>>34533723
So quit you pussy.

>>34515323
>Your cat has contributed to the genocide and extinction of thousands of native bird species.
Oh look, it's this shit again.
House cats kill no more often than similar sized indigenous wild cats displaced by human development. In point of fact, over development has likely done far more harm to native bird species than house cats by far.

>>34520585
Its 4chan
>90% of people here are edgelords who copypasta everything and live in mommy's basement.
Not knowng that, or expecting that....

>>34515136

Normally I'd say I'm a pacifist, a very mellow guy. But there have been 3 times in my life something snapped upstairs and I went full-on raging psychopath. Its weird, I clearly remember the events leading up to the rage, the last thing I recall is, no joke, everything taking on a reddish tinge. Next thing I remember is cooling down after I'd beat the shit out of the person who provoked the incident.

Was told my dad and granddad had the same thing, peaceful fuckers who went from 0 to batshit crazy on rare occasions.

(first time, a bully was picking on my best friend, i put the bully in the hosp. second time, a substitute teacher accused me (a straight-A student) of cheating, i woke up in the back of the police car and he in an ambulance. third time, a guy shoved my kid in a gamestop, i put him through the front window)

>>34533723
9 an hour for IT work? Boi, you're getting shafted, you should be getting paid 2-3 times as much.

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>>34520585
Fuck all of you damn grammar Nazis.

I was half in the bag getting a ride home from a bachelor party. You try typing drunk in a 15yo es300 with no shocks!

>>34533483
>>34533382
>>34533221
These birds sound terrible, why do you own them?

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>>34530224
this would be the greatest life.

>>34515136
i once killed a spider with my air pistol loaded with tooth picks and balls of foil.

i was having a bad day. gf of 6 years left me and i was drunk.

i regret killing Goliath.

>>34533815
cats the size of house cats are not native to North America.

>>34534773
Well, mine is my father's he got him when he went to Mexico on his sailboat, and took him to the Bahamas.The parrot's name is Binah, a take on the slang word for illegal immigrant, and has been with us ever since. as I said, the bird is 37 years old, the number of years ago my dad got him

>>34535744
RIP Goliath. What kind of spider was he?

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>>34517567
>>34518315
>>34519429
>>34520874
>>34524463
>They are taking the pen as an actual fucking melee weapon

Having eyes, see ye not?
and having ears, hear ye not?

The fucking pen is a fucking analogy,
you fucking bunch of retarded.

>>34515136
I drove my car. Even though I knew there were pedestrians on the road.

>>34538459
that's.
the.
joke.

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>>34538459
Erhm

>>34515549
>http://www.alicegrove.com/page/4
so this is what the guy who does questionable content is up to...

>>34534773
And my budgie was my maternal grandmother's last pet. she asked our family to take it when she passed because we were caring and good.......thanks nana.


My mom took it
Not knowing the bird was a faggot. And my dad iced it, I'm pretty sure bare handed. I saw him shoot a dove and run over and "field dress it". He just ripped the breast out with his bare hands.

>>34538712
He's doing both comics and has some music projects that aren't bad. He's a busy guy

>>34539245
>ripped the breast out with his bare hands
That's the standard way of debreasting a game bird. He stepped on the wings and pulled on the legs?

>>34515136

Not very, I'm actually pretty mild mannered.

>>34539448
I guess he freestyled his own version I guess. He held it like it was sitting in his right palm for a second then he grabbed the neck and head with his left and the breast with his right and just ripped out thebreast and internal. And tossed the rest behind him.

My dad scared me so bad, I always behaved. He had fingers like stone hillshire farms sausages. And he was fucking ripped.I remrber being in a standard cargo van as a kid seeing him come to the van and pickup one side of it.


,

>>34515136
I'm only violent when I'm angry and the last time I can remember being angry enough to do something violent was way back in 2009 when I was in highschool. Got so mad at Call of Duty I broke my right ring finger. Only because leaving a hole in the wall would get me in trouble and I didn't want to throw the only controller I had.

>>34539875
>I broke my right ring finger because leaving a hole in the wall would get me in trouble
...and breaking your own finger didn't get you in trouble? Did it at least get you a therapist?

>>34539744
Are you also fucking ripped, or are you a disappointment to your father and an insult to your ancestors?

>>34515136
i'm a passive and shy person with unhealthily repressed anger and hatred, so not very violent. can't guarantee that will be true forever though.

>>34522071
it's an LR300

>>34540820
Please take up martial sport before you snap and shoot up a shopping mall.

>>34531450
Ah, the famous "Suicide tripod" technique

>>34523357
> expecting a meme cosplayer to looks like a real oper8tor
wew lad

>>34515384
I'd like to see a flatbed trying to whistand a flak36 shooting on it.

>>34516430
>Crossbows and air rifles require a firearms licence to own
Just wanted you to know that a frenchfag is laughing at you right now

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>>34515549
That's fucking neat

>>34515270
Fuck off fag, stop telling that Lyme Disease story at scout camps you autist.

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>>34517441
>that image

>>34540990
Two old friends, my friend's mom, and my dog have Lyme Disease, fight me irl.

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>>34515136
not violent enough
It takes me too long to react to things
so the anger just builds up
by then only the inanimate will feel my rage

>>34538459
>you fucking bunch of retarded.
Priceless.

>>34540989
Arm knife in action:
>>34516567

>>34515136
I enjoy the pain and suffering of others when i can get away with it.

>>34540969
its no problem
they can be shot from their carriage
even pointed sideways and on the move
although this does tilt the carriage by about 15%

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>>34540969
Huuh?

>>34515549
ultimate prison shank

>>34515136
i ate a nigger for breakfast

and i didn't check for stds

>>34515147
Do you think the guy gets embarrassed when he sees these pictures going on around the internet for years?

>>34541250
People at his workplace probably figured out who it is and mess with him everyday, if he isn't dead already from people doing just that.

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>>34515136
About this violent.

>>34519484
As a fellow Christian you do know that turning the other cheek was an insult in that time? It was the equivalent of saying the other person hits like a little bitch.

>>34524763
More we need to /k/ull the world

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>>34532306
>God I wish that were me

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>>34515270
oy vey muh ticks gorillion

>>34540183
No because I never talked about it and kept it under raps. Healed a little off but other than that it was back to normality. But yeah that's the only time I can recall where I even did anything out of anger. The most I've ever done is say "K then" and leave.