Gun Oil

>>34505125
Hoppe's 9.
Newfag.

>>34505125
Tri-flon. It was suuposed to be a big deal because it had Teflon in it.

I'm not sure, but it may be called Tri-flow now. Unknown on Teflon content.

>>34505144
All my friends and family complain when I clean my guns, they say then can smell it on my clothes, that it's permeated my skin or even that they can smell it on my breath. Even days later they'll say my room smells like it, or that I must have left a bottle open or spilled it and not cleaned up.

I want to quit but I just can't stop.

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>>34506080
Use this. It has absolutely no odor.

>>34505125
Hoppes 9

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>Anyone know what the gun oil that smells like bananas is called?

delicious

I cleaned my rifle after deer hunting and didn't get anything, it got wet from rain. I decided to go the next and having it slung over my shoulder smelling that shit all day almost made me puke.

Lucas gun oil smells like bubblegum. I wonder if they make a solvent with a similar smell.

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Ballistol smells like licorice and elemental death

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>>34505125
It's this one, OP. Disregard everyone else.

>No one makes shampoo and deodorant that smell like Hoppe's no.9
God wants us to suffer.

>>34506614
Thanks. Been waiting for the right answer.

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Just buy some bananas and let them turn like this and just shove it in the receiver and run it a couple times and you should be fine

>No one has mentioned cosmologne yet

It's definitely not hoppes 9, that shit smells like an old dip bottle

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>>34506787

FP10 and Weapon Shield smell like cinnamon

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it makes very nice slimy lube layer on my bolt action too

>>34507358
>>34507564
I'm wondering why you have rotten bananas laying around.

>>34507594
Anon I stopped questioning what /k/ has and why they have it laying around years ago, it's better to not ask questions.

anyone know what the gun oil that tastes like bananas is called?

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>>34507594

>because they have lots of potassi-YUM

>>34507358
>>34507564
>>34507735
Fucking madman.

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>>34507735
The fucking mad man.

>>34506109
No fuck this guy, you are close to becoming one with the Hoppe's#9. You must continue down the path that fate has chosen for you.

>use it with a fleshlight, you know it's your destiny

>>34506649
hang this in your rearview bro
https://www.amazon.com/Hoppes-No-9-Air-Freshener/dp/B01AYEJK1Q

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>>34507735

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>>34507358
>>34507735
Everyday we stray further from his light...

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>>34507735

>>34507735
I'm very interested to see what shall come from this investigation of banana based gun maintenance.

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What are we gonna do on the banana? Wah!

>>34506613

Any time you look at a picture of Germans from WW2, know that they smelled of Ballistol

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My hips are moving on their own oni-chan

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~uguu<3

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>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

>trying this hard for a screencap

>>34507735
But does it work. This are the important question here.

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>>34506787
>>34507358
>>34507564
>>34507735
>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

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>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

>>34509068
>>34509084
You are making a big damn mess

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ITT

>TWO ANONS INSERT ROTTEN FRUIT INTO FIREARMS

I am going to need someone to test fire the banana based lubricant

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>>34509084
This is oddly arousing

>>34506081
Are those banana's good? Do they taste like every other banana?

>>34506081
>>34506522
>>34511332
>>34509820
No clue.

>>34505125
APE
Advanced Penetration Elixir

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>>34509084
I hope you plan on making banana bread with those over ripe bananas.

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>>34507358
>>34507564
>>34507735
>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

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>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

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>>34509038
>>34509053
>>34509084

>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

funny thing is this video was originally made by Nyanners. =3

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>>34509084
>Blacked

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This thread took a really fucked up turn.

>>34512575
That's the power of Hoppes #9.

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>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084
Oh my

Does it smell like pre-Banana Problem bannanas or post-Banana Problem bananas?

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>>34509038
>>34509068
>>34509084

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>mfw this whole thread

>>34507699
Really anon, it's just hoppes #9, and you almost have to be a super taster to smell it, don't huff gun solvent.

>>34514489
>don't huff gun solvent
But that's pretty much the only reason I ever clean my guns, that way I can have fun shooting them and cleaning them.

What ever happened to the cologne somebody was working on that smelled like hoppes?

>Hoppes 9 smells like bananas

In what world?