North Ameri/k/a /K/limates

>>34505051
OP here. Operating in Afghanistan.

Shameless self-bump.

>>34505051

You can put the Rockies as Austria asshole, we do exist.

>>34505174
They're probably working with temperatures, precipitation, and such more than topography, Austria would probably be similar to where Germany is on the map.

>China
Equally retarded as saying "USA" is one climate zone

>>34505234
If you would look at the fucking map, you would see that the China-zone extends across many different states with many different climates, much like China has many different climates. The map represents this shit.

>>34505051
>Operating in Japan
I never wanted to be a weeb, but if I'm going to survive I guess it's a sacrifice I'll have to make.

>>34505304
Better get a Nambu desu.

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>operating innaUkraine
I can dig it

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>>34505051
>PA isnt ukraine or germany.

Its almost like all the germans moving here are reminded of home or something.

Ukrainian camo works great in western PA during k meetups.

>>34505348
Hey, it's entirely possible that Germany and Japan have similar climates.

>>34505051
>India and Mexico similar climate
try again kiddo

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>>34505331
im innaUkraine but surrounded by getto trash.
Such is life in the zone

>>34505051
>Vancouver is like UK and Ireland
I don't think it's that warm in the UK and Ireland... and I'm pretty certain UK and Ireland get snow. Granted I've never been to BC yet, but I hear they pretty much never get snow.

>>34505051
livin' the lava life here in Pheonix, AZ, so I guess Iraq.

>>34505318
I don't even own one.
plz don't rape me like you did Nanking

>>34505051
allah Akbar my fellow prairiefags!

>>34505051
>operating at the edge of Chinese and Russian territory
OH SHIT I'M IN FOR IT NOW BOYS

>>34505451
Outside of Vancouver, BC gets shitloads

>>34505451
Vancouver had heavy snowfall this year that even stuck around for awhile, but it was the first time in two years. Nobody had winter tires so it was a nightmare. The rest of BC, and obviously the north, get fuck tons of snow.

>>34505206
>temperatures, precipitation, and such more than topography, Austria would probably be similar to where Germany is on the map.

>A boreal rainforest
>similar to austria

yeah, nah. Map only took average temps into account, definitely not precipitation, and only a cursory look at topography. The only thing that comes close is Scandinavia.

>>34505451
Snow is a freak event in Ireland. Same in UK except maybe in Scotland highlands.

>>34505051
>New England is the same climate as Japan
Complete garbage. I'm not even going to get into how the Midwest/south is somehow analogous in climate to a country as big/varied as china. Unless there are some fucking big mountains or deserts that no one has discovered in Tennessee or something.

>>34505558
Alpine microclimate for the win son.

>>34505663
>there are no big mountains in tennesee

>>34505385
They contain similar rivers, deserts, and storm patterns. They are both bordered to the north with a larger land mass and have access to two unique bodies of oceanic water. They are also littered with illiterate brown people and shit. It's close enough for a joke map.

I guess I'm on the China/Japan border, but with much less rape and genocide than would occur if those two countries shared a physical border. NC is a good fit for a condensed cross section of China.

>>34505051
Is there a desert in eastern Europe?

>>34505051
I cant tell if san antonio, tx falls under india or china

>>34505051
This is gay as fuck.

>>34505839
They might be including the Caucasus region/Astrakhan in the definition of "Eastern Europe", since Europe technically extends to the Urals.

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>>34505718
Mexico has as much diversity climate-wise as the lower 48 states if not more.

>>34505866
totally India, the river is the Ganges with less feces in it but the rest is... terrible.

>>34505051
Used to work at Steamboat Lake State Park. Seems to be on the border between Uzbekistan and Afghanistan.

>>34505446
Same here

>>34505331
>>34505446
>>34506184
You three should team up and operate in the Ghetto with Slavshit.

>>34506209
Ukraine Bros ww@?
Chicago reporting in

>>34505051
Most of Ohio is not like Russia and eastern Ohio is definitely not like Japan.

>>34505501
>>34505508
>>34505652
Fair enough, I stand corrected, thanks for the heads up. Also, Newfie here, opposite side of the country and across the pond from aforementioned UK and Ireland. How goes it?

>>34506275
How would you know?

>>34506300
Breddy gud. How's Newfie Land?

>>34505051
who came up with this map?

>>34506327
Climateologists, I assume.

>>34506345
>Climates
Ah, so geography and ecology have no real bearing on this map then.

>>34506373
Yeah, that's what I've been telling people. It's based on climate, not biology. We're talking temp, rainfall, and possibly the amount of sunshine per year.

>>34506390
I get you anon.

OP is a fag and needs to take middle school geography again.

According to this map we can dump all the Syrian Refugees in Las Vegas.

>>34506318
Not bad, haven't been back for all that long, feels good to be on the rock again though. The heat sucks. Was hoping for it to be a bit cooler but at least it's better than a Fort Mac Summer. Frigged winters and blistering summers, I don't miss it. On the bright side though I've been writing like a mother fucker for almost a year. If you'll excuse a bit of shilling, I've been writing under the name J N Morgan. My zombie survival novel stars a male Newfie protagonist surviving in Ontario, but traveling. Working on the 4th book in the series, and around halfway finished it. If I can maintain my momentum, it should be finished by around probably 20th, however I doubt I can keep up 3000 words (about 9-10 pages) a day for THAT much time. We'll see.

Anyhow, you from over in BC? Can't believe I spent so much damn time in Alberta but never been any farther west of that. I hear it's absolutely gorgeous, and well, the quality of grass goes without saying. Used to be a stoner, not anymore, but I've got good memories about BC Bud. Hazy memories, but good. Or are you across the pond?

>New Mexico
>Iran

Well that explains the constant amount of Osprey and Air Force Pararescue training that goes on in the Sandia and Manzano Mountains

>>34506622
I am intrigued. Tell me more.

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>>34506622

>>34506612
No, I'm in Colorado. didn't know you were looking to converse with Canuks and Britbongs.

What's that white shit at the upper left? Antarctica?

>>34505051
Can't speak to the rest of the map, but Tehran is cold as fuck and drowned in snow during the winter, and humid as hell in the summer. Nothing like either North-East Texas or Oklahoma.

>>34506653
The previous replies I got were people speaking of BC and the UK, seemingly from experience, so my tired mind sort of assumed you were from one or the other. About 45 minutes ago I tried for an hour to go to sleep, no success, I just want to go to bed. So how's Colorado? Dropped by South Park at all lately? They're a bit weird down there; heads don't flap enough to my liking.

>>34506699
Kek. I'm not your friend, guy.

>>34506720
I'm not your guy, pal.

>>34506759
I'm not your pal, buddy.

>>34506766
I'm not your buddy, friend.

... God, it's been so long, can't believe I remember this shit. I can even remember in Newfoundland around 1999-2001 or so, South Park being popular among some groups. Didn't South Park only come around in like 1998-99? Wicked stuff. Gonna have to check out their early stuff to see what they used to cover before getting on the political/social bandwagon from 9/11 on. I can still remember how goofy their rendition of tall and lanky Osama Bin Laden looked, sort of wiggling about as he trudged towards the camera. OH! Baseketball... fucking GOLD! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are comic geniuses! I wonder if one of them will become a chick like the Wachowski Brothers... next thing you know, Luigi will become Lui-she.

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>>34505051

>france

HON HON HON

Taiwan

>>34506891
How's swampland?

You know, I always thought that pictures of Afghanistan looked somewhat familiar. Can confirm on my end.

>>34506636

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>>34505051
Operating in Eastern Europe

>>34506916
I live in a semi-suburban neighborhood and I've only been here about 6 months so I wouldn't know how Florida swamps are. Assuming they're like NC swamps I guess it would both be the best and the worst place to be operating in.

>>34506680
Oklahoma is literally covered in snow during the winter and humid as hell in the summer.

Lived there for 13 years

>>34505051
I'm prepared to conquer Ukraine...

>>34507046
Do it.

>>34505331
>>34505446
>>34506184
Ukrainian trained Midwest trash unite.

Western Michigan reporting.

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>>34507036
Tehran is in the mountains. You get what, 8" of annual snowfall a year? In winter Tehran can get a meter in a single day. 2 back in 2014. Your humidity is no worse than DFW either.

The map makes no sense for that region.

>>34505051
so, the Ukraine is an absolute shithole. got it.

>>34506124
So does India.

>>34505051
>tfw operating in poo in loo
I didn't realize India was a massive high desert.

>>34507518
Parts of it are.

>>34506680
North Texas like Amarillo gets snow every winter and is hot as fuck in the summer

Either Spain or Portugal, I can't tell where the bay area is.

>>34508279
nobody*1 lives in amarillo my dood
>of worth -*1

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>>34505234
>"one climate zone"
>spans from deserts of Mexico to Appalachian Mountains

holy shit nigga u stoopid

>>34505234
>>34509292
reading comprehension fail. Same team!

pay deduction!

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Operating innaFrance.

*teleports behind you*

hon hon hon

>>34505713
>there's something even close to the himalayas in tennesse

>>34505385
If anything Mexico should be the Phillipines. They ate both underdeveloped former Spanish but American influenced countries with roughly the same climate.

Apparently I'm an urban swamperator in Taipei. Which sucks for people from Malaysia because they haven't figured out that we can domesticate crocodiles wasps and cottonmouth's.

Inna Afghanistan. Time to buy a Shemagh.

>>34505051
France. Though I've never been there, this feels accurate based entirely on my subjection.

>>34510758
Well, considering how rainy the Northwest is, and considering how muddy First World War trenches in France were, it seems comparable.

>>34505331
Hey im innaUkraine too. Fuck souther Ukraine tho. to many ghetto trash people.

>>34505051
>Japan
I guess I'm operating with a magical girl waifu.

>>34505271
China isnt Tennessee, dumb nigger

>innaPooInLoo
>innaPooInLoo where the gun laws are shit
JUST

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>>34505051

For fuck sake don't guess when the work's already been done for you. Just match the climate zone on this map to the climate zone of where you will be oper8ing.

>>34505051
I thought that map was of Aztlan, mexican bro.

>>34506345
don't bother to memorize, cuz de climate be changin' so's da tell us.

>>34505051
The line dividing UK & Ireland and France appears to cut my home island in half

>>34511296
>>34505051
Evidently neither of these idiots who drew those maps has ever lived in Pennsylvania, ohio, or new york. Its blistering in the summer but the winter turns to cold hell real quick.

>>34505051
russia is comfy weather then

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>>34511993

Do you know how koppen classification works? PA, OH, look to be mostly Dfa which is Humid continental. NY looks to be mostly Dfb Temperate continental.

>but I'm too stupid to know what continental climate means

Oh that's no problem, let's look it up:

>Humid continental climate, major climate type of the Köppen classification that exhibits large seasonal temperature contrasts with hot summers and cold winters.

That's exactly what all those rustbelt shithole states are like, now go fuck yourself.