>blocks your path

>>34503034
Ask him why he's standing around like an idiot without a magazine, then sage his ass for being cancer.

>>34503034
>raep boipuccii

>>34503034
Shoot him because he cant do anything with no mag

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>>34503988
>>34503144

There is a teeeeeeny tiny mag in there.

Probably the size of OP's dick.

>>34503034

look at those biceps and waistline, either it is a chick or an actual skellington

>>34503034
>When youre such a little bitch you cant carry your scar with a regular mag making all canadians look even gayer
Its all airshit too

>>34503034
>serpa
>eokek
>no mag
>muh edgy ghost mask
>cant see shit
>9fag watermark
>leaf
0/10

>>34503034
>Excuse me, can you please move out of the way? if not I understand... I am going to go now, but before I go I would like to request your name and badge number, if you cannot provide me with this information I would like to speak to your superior, please. I will wait here.

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>>34503034
Leafs pretending to be badass... Why would you not wear a better nations flag if you're already playing pretend?!

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>>34503034
whats this I see?

>>34503034
>flag checks out

>>34505353

a fucking leaf

>>34503034
It's a good thing his weapon isn't loaded, he might actually be able to stay in my path.

He'd apologize for being in my way anyway

>>34503034
A FUCKING LEAF

What if OP isn't a leaf but just acknowledged that cadpat is a e s t h e t i c?

>>34503034
>*dies to a .30 cent bullet*

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>>34503034
I'd ask where he got the outfit.
I've got a fetish for camo with a hood.

>>34503034
>9gay watermark
Fuck off.

>>34503034
call him a racist, get him thrown in jail and then demand 10 mil from Turdo

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>>34503034
>That tiny ass 5 round magazine

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>>34503034

>>34503034
Cast healing.

Airsoft belongs in /asp/

Step slightly to the left so he cant see me

>>34507318
same famalam
that stalker a e s t h e t i c is sweet as shit

>>34503034
Why wear the maple? There's no pride in those colors.I'd love to sully that shit while it's still on his arm.

>>34503034
is that a famas ?

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>>34504013
>or an actual skellington
Then I shall grind him to dust with my mace.

>>34504713
Because God Save the Queen.

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>>34503034
>House of Pain begins playing out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNHjgd2k8l8

Laugh at his mall ninja shit

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Jam a banana up the mag hole
>pic related

>>34503034
Abuse his lack of peripheral vision because of his retarded outfit

someone could walk past in an unassuming way, turn around and instantly kill him with a knife and he would never know until it already happened

>>34503034
>Equip Dark Wood Grain Ring
>Flip behind him
>Backstabbu
>Harvest Titanite Chunk
>Go fight the Four Kings

>>34503034
>Buddy, you're off the field of play by no less than ten miles
>Don't know why you're blocking me but I guess I should warn you mine has a hell of a lot higher FPS than yours does

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>>34512475
>not emoting Well? What is it?

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>>34503034
Enact pic related

at least he is man enough of an autist to flaunt it instead of hiding it

>>34503034
>canadian
Oh look it's nothing

>>34504046
>SCAR

>>34513183
Not like he was far off, its a scar clone.

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>>34503034
>owns a real gun

>>34503034
Snatch that airshit out of his hands and beat them with it until it breaks.

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>>34513059
It is inevitable!

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>>34503034

Wonder why I'm being invaded