Are there any gayer uniforms than Spanish Legion's?

>>34500193

OP is a faggot

>>34500206

Nope, im not in the Spanish Legion.

>>34500215
/thread

>>34500193
Aren't those chin straps made to be under the chin?

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>>34500193
Why don't you go ask them?

>>34500215
>every faggot is in the Spanish Legion
You know in your heart this can't be true
because you're a faggot

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>>34500193
The Navy

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>>34500193
Yes

>>34500278
Dear god our uniforms are gutwrenchingly awful.

Nothing gay about these

Those Rhodesian short shorts are so gay that even a certain shouting seal would turn gay as well.

>>34500193
What the fuck is wrong with Southern European countries? Not even us Germans would ever field uniforms so degenerate.

>>34500278
Why is that dude wearing a female cover?

>>34500454
She identifies as female.
She must have gone through a lot of abuse for it. Look at her lifeless eyes.

>>34500278
>that many medals on the jiggaboo
we North Korea now

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>>34500193

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>>34500300
Why are Americans afraid of shorts?

>>34500746
Hang on, is that a real uniform?

>>34500829
ya. Americans cant into uniform

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>>34500193
Nothing wrong with showing a little bit of skin

Tactical aids delivery legion. You have to be positive for the bug to even try out for the unit.

Who needs nukes when you have the flaming legion of poison cocks to go in and wipe out the enemy?

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>>34500840

>>34500278

Dave Chappelle is a Gunnery Sergeant? What?

Also agree with the dude wanting to no why a man is wearing a dickless cover? Transgender unit when?

>>34500859
>Also agree with the dude wanting to no why a man is wearing a dickless cover? Transgender unit when?

I think they might both be trans ...

>>34500454
They couldn't find any female marines.

>>34500193
In Spain we call it, showing off masculinity. Sorry OP that you're fat and can't wear stuff like this.

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post good stuff now

>>34500829
It's a marching band uniform.

>>34500193
I mean, it's good enough to make the local women wet

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>>34500193
>ywn fight for God and King against the Moors
>ywn get to fuck around with a full-retard g36
>ywn fight for the express purpose of killing commies and libcucks

The Spanish Legion is rad as fuck and if I looked like that, you can bet your moist boyhole I'd show off my package to every Spanish tetona I could.

Their old guns were way more aesthetic, though, too bad Spain cannot into ammunition manufacturing.

>>34501136
It wasn't just that, CETME sucked ass in quality control and in making magazines. Overall, the early model was superior than the late models both in quality control and sight picture

>>34500193
Which one of those guys' dicks would you suck /k/?

>>34501191
Spaniard here.
That's true, you either get a a brick that can fire 1000 without any malfunction or something that can't even properly cycle trough a whole magazine.

>>34500895

In Spain, dressing our armies to look like they belong in a gay parade is considered masculin. I'm sorry we are a horribly gay people but we would rather make gay love than war, thus the uniforms.

>>34501841
When did Spain have its last shooting Conflict? You see

>>34500796
Jesus fucking Christ, those shorts sure are short, I can almost see that guy's balls and asshole.

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>>34500848
>>34500840

How was your first gay experience, /k/unts?

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I heard Spanish legion is a GOAT force

You get it?

GOAT
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>>34500193
Funny you say that because the Spanish Legionnaires have a well-deserved reputation for psychotic violence, drug abuse, and hyper-masculinity. They're basically a faction of the Army that are Francoist Tyler Durdens.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Legion
It doesn't surprise me they slayed all the Aztecs and Mayans and dicked the survivors so hard they turned into a new race of people.

>>34502023
I bet each of them have tender love making with that goat after their pride parade.

>>34502032
Then how come every one of them look like they are ready for a night out at the leather bar?

>>34500193
Do these guys actually fight or are they just for show?

>>34502100
When did Spain fire it's last shot in anger?

Answer the question yourself buddy

>>34502023
Holy shit. Is anyone in that country heterosexual?

>>34500746
...........This nigga look like something out of hunger games

>>34502023
Even the goat is fabulous

>>34502023

Now I'm confused. Is it a military parade, a gay pride parade, or some kind of goat love parade? Spain seems to be a very confused place.

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>>34502032
> psychotic violence, drug abuse, and hyper-masculinity

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>>34500193
Zebrakommandos

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>>34500796
Its just the rednecks.

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>>34500859
Doesn't look anything like chapelle.

>>34500895
i hate you
t.Chilean

>>34502052
Different concepts of masculinity I guess. I'm from the US but I spend time in both countries. Spaniards will wear tight jeans, drink espresso, and dance all night but will also be the first to clock your jaw if you talk shit especially in regards to politics or football.

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>>34502401

Spittin image....

>>34502394
San Marinos armed forces look like they're straight walked out of a Star Destroyer.

>>34502296
Holy shit i want one of those shirts.
W2c?

>>34502440
Not even the same color. Where do you live where there's no blacks?

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>>34502394
jesus that
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>>34502417
Euro men care about fashion. The concept is so foreign to american men that they assume it's a purely feminine trait. Sucks living in america while trying to look good.

>>34502497
fun fact, those are the ONLY two officers in san marino, and their army is also the national rugby team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQpNkWfxm8

>>34502493
>>34502296
Seriously where do i buy these shirts?

>>34500895
Why am I not surprised Spanish speakers have no concept what's manly and what makes you a jackass?

That's fucking hot. I want to snuggle with the qt behind that balkan mafia freak.

>>34502528
>why am I not surprised that the nuances of expressed individuality differ among cultures and people from other places

Stay in Ohio.

>>34501891
>>34502118
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Spain#Modern

>>34502023
That's a sheep. Not a goat

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>>34502497

>>34500278
T. Army

>It's okay to ask out Marines now you know. Don't ask don't tell got repealed.

>>34502509

There is gay fashion and straight fashion. Americans get that. Euros lean heavily towards the gay fashion and then try to act like that isn't gay.

A nice jacket, tie, shirt, pants, and shoes are fashionable. Extra tight pants, ridiculous attention whoring colors, open collars, man purses, acting like women is gay fashion. Sad that you can't see the difference.

>>34502873
I'm not Army and I'm not american. But the Marines dress uniform is ugly and gay

>>34502394
M. Bison

>>34502883
Levi's 511s are overwhelmingly popular. That's what I meant by tight jeans. None of the other things apply to what a man would wear in Spain. It's good to travel man. Go see other places and meet different people that way you can stop spouting memes on the internet. It's a western country. They dress almost indistinguishable from the way men dress in Chicago or New York. A bit more vanity and maintenance goes into the look, but other than that; men are men. I say this as someone who's pretty critical of metrosexuality, but thinks that dudes in Spain (only place I go besides US) dress better on the whole than they in the States. It's a petty thing to feel superior about.

>>34500265
It's some gay shit that a bunch of ceremonial uniforms do to have them on the chin like that. It looks retarded but, "muh tradition".

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>>34500278
Have you seen the abortion that the Army has now?
Worst thing they did was get rid of the greens and replace them with those disgusting blues.

>>34502394
Fucking M. Bison, his clone army scheme finally worked out.

>>34502730
>implying I haven't traveled to multiple continents and met people from numerous countries
Spaniards are just faggy mama's boys and latinos are a joke. At least the food and wine you guys make are about as good as it gets

>>34502883
Fucking insecure closeted fag. There is nothing wrong with trying to look fabulous.

>>34503285
>Implying you don't want to get your ass ravaged by some hot Latino hombre.

>>34502949
It's gay pham, just get over it

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>>34502493
Do they use banana stickers instead of medals?

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>>34500193
>no one will notice my faggotry if I dress tacticool

>>34502883
You have no idea what you're talking about. Please stop.

>>34502883
>There is gay fashion and straight fashion. Americans get that. Euros lean heavily towards the gay fashion and then try to act like that isn't gay.
KYS
Y
S

>>34500796
Because all of them are gay and they don't want to show it even more than they already do

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>>34500193

>This soft wind under my skirt ..

>>34503398
While it is true Americans can't dress, yuros look and act like faggots
t. someone who has been there over a dozen times

>>34502394

jesus those guys look like 40k commissars

fucking radical

>>34500268
Dude is scoping out a fresh manly muzzie dick.

>>34503348
>implying both bananas and stickers aren't haram

>>34503628
This. Amerishits dress lazily, Europeans dress like flaming AIDS-radiating homosexuals.

Canadians kinda dress like Americans, but i get the feeling that we're collectively more fashion conscious than America when taken as a whole. Of course if you only focus on big world cities like NYC, LA, CHI and the like, then the story changes.

>>34504377
>>34503628
>caring about fashion
Literally all you need is jeans, a plain colored t-shirt, and either a decent pair of sneakers or boots depending on your line of work. The only time you should bother with anything else is when you're going out to dinner at a decent or above restaurant or going to a formal occasion/businessy thing.

>>34504515
t. American

>>34504568
Take off your skinny jeans, fuckboy

>>34504515
Dressing up or down is dictated by circumstances, you don't go to a funeral in your jeans and a funny t-shirt. A grown man needs to own at least a dark suit with assorted shirt, tie and shoes, some kind of business casuals for not so formal events and whatever else is convenient and appropriate for where he lvies and what he needs to do.

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>>34502159
Fun fact: Spaniards have a holy day where they chuck live goats off the top of bell towers.

>>34504634

10% Formal
70% Business Casual
20% Gym/Recreation

>>34503398

Been to Europe many times. Traveled all over the US. Most European men look like homosexuals. The US has way to many fat asses and Europe has way to many faggot looking manlets and or hipsters.

>>34504650

Do they land on the awaiting cocks of the Spanish Legion or do they hump them after they land and are disabled?

>>34504650
That's during the "Running of the bulls while you carry a burning saint with your squad" day

>>34504650
Do they eat the goats afterward?

>>34504669
This is true. Eurotrash is trash.

>>34504685
They take their rituals very seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XULTHbK5z8

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>>34504680
>>34504693
From what I understand, the goats are in agony after their bones break on impact. I think the Spanish revert to their shitskin instincts and brutally rape them afterward, ending the elaborately gay goat-rape orgy by devouring the goat-corpsess and any smaller, weaker Spaniards that get in the gay-uh, way.

>>34502296
That's the most aesthetic African military uniform I've seen. Really embracing homeland pride.

>>34504377
>but i get the feeling that we're collectively more fashion conscious than America when taken as a whole.
considering our combat shirts are taken in at the waist and the naval uniform is literally a blue collar shirt with slacks, at least the forces are

>>34504515
t. Autist + basement dweller who is also a NEET

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>>34500454
>not knowing about bell crown caps

>>34502296
w2c? I need that shirt

>>34504650
spaniarrds also have a holy day where they make effigies of things they really love and set them on fire

spaniards know how to fucking party

>>34502483
>San Marino
some of even have crossbows.

>>34504762

We don't know because they haven't been used in the 21st century other than as the dickless cover

Have a dick, get a big cover

Don't have a dick, get the dickless cover

KISS, keep it simple stupid

Confused on your gender? Look down dipshit and do a dick check, do you have one? Yes or No?

>>34503586
What the dick? Explain please.

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>>34504855
1st assault crossdressers battalion reporting for duty, sir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfgcH60bq9Y

>>34504515
Please stop

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>>34504840
What if he's too fat to see it? That's what happened to Anita Sarkeesian.

>>34500193
Christ, they look like extras from a Village People video

>>34502296
Designed by Idi Amin?

>>34503586
>>34502493
>>34502394
>>34502296
>>34502023
>>34500268
>>34500193

People still understand that armies are supposed to kill each other right?

They get that looking fierce, competent, and deadly could be an advantage?

Looking like a faggot, cartoon character, banana, and goat rapist does none of those things. You look like you desperately need to be killed and are basically just asking for it.

Might as well put them all in pink tutus, give them unicorns to ride, and arm them with fairy wands.

Any army is going to fight extra hard to keep from loosing and likely being raped by these chucklefucks.

>>34504914

Then step B for the fat asses is to reach down and feel for a dick.

Step C is to shoot anyone who still doesn't know in the back of the head as a favor to all humanity.

>>34504953
t. Never served in any group and has no national pride

>>34500193
>>34500268
Is it wrong to think they look hot in them and you want to jojn them cos you bitches be loving that shit

>>34500746
The blue steal and the gay pose makes him look gayer

>>34500840
What gun is he carying ther also isnt that bad cos you will get sun burn on your legs

>>34500796
It's only the fat ones (so most of us). The Americans that are actually in shape have no problem with shorts of any length.

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>>34505061
a MAT-49

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>>34502178
>mfw Nacho punched Belladonna in the face for not taking it up the ass in front of a house full of people with no fucks given

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>>34500193
Ranger in panties. They'll fuck your shit up though.

>>34504992

I have tons of national pride. My nation doesn't dress their warriors up like donald duck and a bunch of faggots.

Your country's warriors that have died defending your clay are rolling in their graves at what your countries have become and how disgustingly you let them represent your country.

Europe won't make it to the 22nd Century. It will be all niggers and muslims. The sad thing is that you are inviting them in and paying them to destroy your culture.

Your ancestors are waiting to make you pay in the after life for all eternity. My ancestors will welcome me with open arms.

You have no pride and you have no shame.

>>34503275

That's their entire army on parade

>>34502509
US men care about fashion too, but it's 2 different cultures. I'm not going to say Euro men dress like fags because where they are that's not dressing like a fag. If they came to the US and dressed like that though then they're dressing like fags do here.

>>34505152
If you're an American and saying this, then it's very sad and ironic. I hope your faggot 56% country is put into the trash where it belongs, and it will be put there long before any proud and traditional European nation ia consigned to that fate.

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>>34500796

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I want to design a formal uniform for /k/ would silver, purple, and white work

>>34500796
short shorts were picked up by the gay community somehow. They were common through the 80s though

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>"Diversity is our strength"
We are a joke

Kilts, gay as fuck.

>>34500284
your a fag lol

>>34505061
>you will get sun burn on your legs
sunblock until you get a rockin tan

>>34500895
thats showing off? jesus christ you guys love sucking dick then

>>34504992
this

>>34505312
Damn, for a bunch of people who think themselves superior to the rest of the world, you third worlders seem to have the biggest chip on your shoulders towards Americans, and it's miserable.

What the hell is it that caused you all of that insecurity? You seem abjectly preoccupied with Americans desu. Or do you just want the rest of the world to pretend that Europe is still a globally relevant continent?

>>34505526
yep, totally not gay, just boys being boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxBdgfvlYIg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUQX14fEDg

>>34504734
fucking lost lmao

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>>34505646

kek, this. Why in gods name are Eurotrash so pathetically steadfast in that mission of proving themselves to us? I swear there is nothing funnier than being in Western Europe than encountering some oddly angry idiot with an axe to grind with Americans, tragically convinced that i'll actually care about any single one of their opinions on our government and foreign policy. I swear they really, really, REALLY want us to validate their existence. If its one thing you people should borrow from us, is that you should learn how to be self assured and indifferent to foreign opinion.

>>34503146

Army still has the best dress uniform.

>>34504914

It seems like those symbols are worthless since the enemy would just put welcoming ones out to lure you in.

>medical attention here
>"great, maybe they have some antibiotics for my infected ear"
>12 armed men swarm you
>fug :DDDD

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>>34505678
you must watch women's yoga/dance exercise videos. All the workouts marketed towards men are like that.

>>34505678
oh nevermind, I wasn't watching with audio. Where does that even come from? Point still stands, find a workout video actually made for men

>>34503575
that's one hell of an eyesight dude.
have you ever overdosed while doing carrots?

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>>34505152
>Your country's warriors that have died defending your clay
Protip: These countries still have people wearing the ridiculous uniforms because those are what that country's warriors that died defending their clay were wearing when they did it.

Fashions change and if you showed soldiers of the past people in multicam jammies they'd die laughing at how stupid you looked.

>>34505538
/plo/ys suck

>>34502036
Nah bro, they aren't sandniggers

>>34502814
It's a goat
t. Spaniard

>>34503146
Blues look alright.

>>34504840
Gruntstyle the post.

>>34500746
Have you ever seen a marching band uniform that doesn't look ridiculous?

>>34506904
>implying zouaves aren't the tightest shit
Yeah nah m8

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>>34507827
Good point, should have gone full Landsknecht.

If you're not pulling in all them fine peacock hens, you're just not warring right.

>>34502509
>looking good
>looking like a faggot

Not the same thing. I bet you're the kind of guy who wears skinny jeans and carries a "satchel"

>>34502023
That's a sheep. And it is wearing a doge meme.

If Spanish legion is so badass etc. when was their last conflict?

>>34500193
Honestly it kinda makes sense. Spanish are flash people, like more pastel colors and they're gonna ve parading in a hot as balls place all the time. I'm sure their battledress is more toned down, but they look less stupid than greeks, and I bet the Italians are jelly of those open shirts

>>34502023
That's the goat/sheep that is used to bait Muslims.

>>34507896
>guys bulge on the left

>>34504889
>skirts
>beanie hat
>capelet vests
>puffy shirt
>big sleeves
>pom pom shoes
>calf tassels
>silly walk

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>>34505152
>My nation doesn't dress their warriors up like donald duck

The old sailor uniforms were aesthetic.

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>>34508585
I dig that old school sailor aesthetic

>>34500193
no

>>34507669
>implying

>>34502493
HOLY SHIT ITS A BABY GIRAFFE RUN!!!!

>>34507714
No it's still a sheep. Protip: sheep have wool, goats have hair
T. Someone who owns a ranch and has both.

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>>34508646

>>34508333
It's a codpiece. As was the style at the time.

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>>34504515
>Literally all you need is jeans, a plain colored t-shirt, and either a decent pair of sneakers or boots depending on your line of work.
>Wearing any of that shit at work

>going out to dinner at a decent or above restaurant or going to a formal occasion/businessy thing
>decent or above restaraunt or businessy thing

hahaha fucking white nigger.

>>34504515
Ignore insecure tards responding to you

>>34502493
The Marsupilami camoflage

>>34500193
What you can't tell from the pictures is that those men are like 5'5" tall. Spanish guys are short as fuck and they have napoleon complexes to try to compensate for it.

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>>34505152
>My nation doesn't dress their warriors up like donald duck and a bunch of faggots.

>wearing tights
>wearing a wig
>wear leprechaun shoes
>not a faggot

>>34503146
getting rid of tunic belts for any dress uniform is a mistake

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>>34500796
disgustingly, women play as well now.

>>34502394
>tfw its tuesday

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>>34509078
>While officers normally wore their own hair short under a powdered wig, the rank and file of the infantry was not afforded such luxury. Instead of wigs, the men grew their hair long and according to the prevailing fashion in a nation's army, hair was either allowed to grow long with simple modeling, as in the French army of the 1740s, or else was elaborately coiffured as in Prussian and British armies. In the case of British soldiers of the 1740s, contemporary artwork suggests that they cut their hair short, which was not the case. Instead, the men used tallow or other fat to grease the hair, which was then fashioned into pigtails and tied back into the scalp hair to give the impression of short hair.[citation needed] It was then liberally dusted with powdered chalk to give the impression of a powdered wig. Later in the century, hair was likewise tied back, greased and powdered, but false hair pigtails were adopted, kept in a tubular queue and tied back with ribbons to the soldier's own hair. The overall effect was that of a wig with a long tail and bow.

No wonder lobsterfags lost the war.

This thread is so filled wirh American fatness it hurts.
>Look guysh, their parade uniform has a friccin skirt, I betcha them Greeks are 100% gay lol dude. Traditions? What the fuck is that?

>>34503146
blues look fine, just not when you match them with the tan beret. same as the old greens, but the tan beret matches them better.

berets as a part of a dress uniform are the real mistake

>>34505538
Fuck off idiot

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>>34508646

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>>34509221
>continually emphasizing the worst aspects of their traditions
I thought Europeans were supposed to be known for their culture and taste

>>34509221
we don't need to look back thousands of years to find a time our nation was relevant on the world stage. we are living in the time of our own pre-eminence and your traditions look stupid and fucking gay. deal with it.

>>34509309
we should vote this be the EU's next military uniform. Its so diverse

>>34502023
It would have been funny if that was a goat.

>>34509356
ramalamadingdong

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>>34509013
i got that reference

>>34502949
they wear eyeshadow.

you are a faggot, case dismissed

>>34505521
thats already the uniform colors of the airforce guards at SAC

>>34500796
god bless you sir

>>34509325
That was too harsh m8. Its just banter, nl need to be cruel to us.

>>34509023
>Soldiers choose their uniform.
99% chance a woman designed it.

>>34502949
>its a petty thing to feel superior about
Do you know where we are?

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>>34502052

They like their meme uniforms I guess.

Most other Euro militaries aren't that bad. Pic related parade uniform for Dutch military police, which is pretty nice.

>>34500278
That's just plain ugly, not gay.

>>34505805
That's why the enemy is not supposed to know about them.

>>34500895
There's nothing masculine about facial hair like this >>34500268 it's too perfect. There's a difference between being manly and having facial hair. When you have what looks like far too manufactured facial hair you just look gay.
>>34502023
Are the goats there to slow down Muslim invaders?

>>34500193
I don't think. It looks like something right out of a gay porno.

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>>34500278
If the hat was black it would look so much better.

still a lot better than the fag ass french hats that the army wears, supplemented by the 100 different pins and badges they plop on for completing simple schools like boy scouts.

>>34511312
looks like a fucking police unit.

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>>34511320
you can blame that on police trying to be like the military so much.

USMC dress blues came from already existing european uniforms

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>>34504953
lost

>>34500278
>neither of their hats fit properly

>>34502032
>It doesn't surprise me they slayed all the Aztecs and Mayans and dicked the survivors so hard they turned into a new race of people.

Lost my shit because it's true

>>34505117
Story?

>>34504634
Quit living in the past. Wearing a suit to a funeral? Why? What does dressing up DO? What purpose does it serve? The guy is fucking dead and doesn't give two shits about what you're wearing. Some people have finally stopped dressing up to go to church and it seriously needs to catch on in other events.

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>>34507896
Damn straight

>>34509309
Is this what happens when you become turk rape babies for hundreds of years?

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>>34511312
>if the hat was black
This×100

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>>34500278

>>34503146
Jesus Christ those berets are awful. Some of them look like they're wearing turbans.

>>34504515
I bet you wear cargo shorts you unfashionable swine.

>>34511576
they had it right back in the day. all branches had cool uniforms.

>>34507896
Angus McBride is so awesome.

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>>34503146
So the guy in the Class A's, Twine, I met him when he came to talk to my ROTC class about using your NCO's and shit like that. The dude has a fucking death stare like no other. He also has been deployed 15 times. 15 FUCKING TIMES!!

>>34511133

Good luck with that.

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>>34504889
Δεν θέλω να ζήσω σε αυτόν τον πλανήτη πια

>>34505152
>my ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

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>>34502493
Nigga pls.

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>>34503586

>>34500193
How can they be gay when their colors are so uncoordinated? Green pants with slightly more bluish shirts! WTF is wrong with them?

>>34504515
>I can only fuck fat chicks
>The post

>>34511494
You should just wear a potato sack tunic everywhere. It's just as functional as normal clothes but more breathable and far cheaper. If you're just hanging out or whatever, it's not like it matters how you look.

>>34500746
US Army: Don't worry about wearing glow belts to band practice, we'll provide them.

>>34502126
Went to the base in Rota there. The men under 30 made us look like lumberjacks and the men over 30 all had mullets.

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>>34514087
My battalion PA I worked under as a medic was a ranger before going to the PA side.
He was deployed so many times it was crazy. He was explaining how it's basically a rotational thing and they just constantly deploy, come back, train and recover, then deploy again, rinse and repeat until you ETS, retire or get killed.

Welcome to being a ranger.

>>34511576
This uniform is basically perfect. They should have realized this and never changed it.

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>>34500278
It's amazing how utterly shit these uniforms look when the Marines already have the GOAT uniform in their Marine Corps Service Uniform.

>>34500278
america should have included uniform designers on operation paperclip just in case

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>>34500278
The uniform is fine without the hat.

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>>34519503
Dress blues still look good. Keeping the cover white allows the dress blues cover to work with the other dress uniforms like Charlie's and Delta's, instead of creating even more required items for a uniform set.

The Marines allow you to have 7 different uniforms with just 2 types of shirts, 2 types of jackets, 2 kind of pants, and 2-3 covers.

>>34519427
That's the officer uniform, and it's been kept the same minus cover color.

>>34509196

That sounds disgustingly uncomfortable.

>>34519503
a four-in-hand knot instead of a double windsor

>fucking plebian

>>34500848
thicc

>>34505538

>faggotry is our strength

>>34504650
Fun fact: Spaniards have a wooden log that shits out gifts.

>>34507896
>Landsknecht - adding insult to injury since 1487

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God the nazi uniforms were aesthetic

>>34504774
I think it might be from côté d'ivoire?

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>>34500193
Here you have one "faggot" of the Spanish Legion, I would like to see you telling him "faggot" face to face.

>>34521443
lmao he's missing an arm and an eye, what could he possibly do? But I digress. Maldito yankee no tiene concepto de machismo iberico

>>34521443

That AIDS is a terrible disease. Those fags should have at least worn protection but I guess that isn't "masculine" enough for them....

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>>34519513
kek

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>>34521293
Everything besides the SA-uniforms, those looked like shit, and half of the time it was some middle-aged fatass wearing it

>>34500359

It's hot down there. Not like in the frozen wastes of the north.

>>34507782
Cavaliers look good in theirs

>>34500746
Jesus Christ tell me this is only the drum major's uniform

>>34507782

As far as marching bands go, this works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7uAEe8WhkQ

>>34500193
Why do they all strap their dick to their left leg?

>>34522806

Is someone dreaming of being a Finnish Cop?

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Best uniform coming through

>>34521443
nigga's probably dead now (and like half dead in this pic lol) so sure, faggot

>>34524187
>jacket stops above belly button
>trousers all the way up to yer nips
yeah grandpa, that looks good...

>>34508844
Why run from a baby giraffe?

>>34525029
cuz it has a gun

>>34507950
Not that guy but I do carry a satchel, they fell out of fashion a while ago but I prefer carrying it to a backpack. No one's ever given me shit for it or told me it's gay.
Why do you care so much if people think you look gay? You gay bro?

>>34502296
That's /fa/ as shit

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>>34522139
The years have not been kind to Germany.

>>34500193
What a faggy looking uniform. Euros are such gay cunts.

>>34503586
>/k/ traps design a military uniform

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>>34519777
>calling it a "double windsor"
>being such a fucking pleb you don't know there is only a windsor or a half windsor

If you wrap the tie around both sides and then go around the front it's just the windsor knot. If you only go around one side then around the front it's a half.
There's no such thing as a "double windsor".

There is nothing more pleb then calling someone else a pleb and being wrong yourself.

>>34519592
This uniform is trash though.
White hat, with a tan shirt and blue pants with a red strip and a tan belt and black shoes?
This is literally a clown uniform. This is what happens when children pick their own clothes.

This is awful, honestly.

>>34500454
did you just assume my gender

>>34506904
>how stupid you looked
>stupid you looked
>looked
they cant look at what they cant see senpai

>>34522119
he even wears A GLOVE, a fucking single glove

>>34522119
The irony of this picture that many fail to grasp is that the pompous year is entirely at the mercy of the portly gentlmen he derides. He probably spent the rest of the war working in a field.

>>34502296
Looks actually /fa/ as fuck.

>>34502394
>country literally smaller than Manhattan
>uniform style still btfos the entire US forces
How do they do it?

>>34519884
>Fun fact: Catalonians have a wooden log that shits out gifts.
FTFY amerinigger

>>34507896
>The Landsknecht - Kills you while you are busy laughing at his style

>>34528551
I´ve seen worse uniforms, the Feldrock is still supremely aesthetic.

>>34503586
these are supposed to be the descendants of the legendary Spartans of Ancient Greece.

>>34502023
is that his boyfriend?

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>>34500193
pic related is my uniform of choice for WW3, Ashlands, Stalker, you name it.

>>34502493
>brown people
>camo made for hiding in piss and shit
makes sense

>>34524187
The delegates, dahnald

>>34502409

dont you have basically wehrmacht uniforms?

>>34530160

still they are less aesthetic than the previous ones,its a shame we couldnt keep using the DDR unifroms after unification.

>>34511591
His name is Powell, I used to work with him.

>>34505139
>>34500848
>>34500840
>when it's so hot out you don't give a shit about leaving behind a gay looking corpse if you die

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>>34511591
Is that pistol holster just decorative? Do you think he thought about it?

>>34522841
Is this a jojo reference?

>>34511353
>5'11" vs 6'0"