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What's the most retarded statement you've ever heard coming from some Rafaletard or general frog stupidity?

Some /k/unt wanted a french version of that vatnik comic so here we go. I'm just not too sure what to put in that bubble yet. So I thought we could make it as authentic as possible.

I'm thinking of something along those lines already :
>thanks to active cancellation from SPECTRA, only the Rafale has real stealth
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>>34490299
Ian and inrange get really, really butthurt about surrender monkey jokes.

Not sure why.

What's great is that they always default back to WW1. It's a joke about WW2, cretins.
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>>34490314
>Not sure why.
It's not rocket science anon, for the same reason many Muricans try to pretend they didn't lose Vietnam by mentioning the killcount. People get butthurt over the Internet for the dumbest reasons.
t. Frenchfag
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>>34490314
He has a fetish for Fenech guns, so I'd assume that's a big part. Though to his credit, it was the leadership that fuck up during WWII, the general army was quite good.
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>>34490299
>general frog stupidity?
Here you go. >>34490373
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>>34490373
Except that's actually partially true and if you actually knew anything about Vietnam you'd understand that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_Peace_Accords

Imagine what would have happened to South Korea if the US stopped helping their government. Now that still feels like a loss of objective, which is because it kinda is but it's different than the usual excuses.
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>>34490299
this fucking image, only more retarded
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>>34490373
I'm going to post this only once: We stopped communism, therfore we won. Hong Kong and Seoul are living proof of this.
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>>34490314
to me, surrender monkey jokes are just overplayed.
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>>34490452
They really should just give up.
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>>34490459
kek!
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>>34490373
.... Are you completely forgetting that french occupation was completely demolished in vietnam? If you think america had a loss, you might want to look at the french interactions.
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>>34490452
They are but they're also somewhat true. Only way for France to solve it is by Fielding a competent and respectable military. Shouldn't be that hard.

>>34490459
NOICE
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>>34490299
OP, that's called shitposting. People do it to get a rise out of you. When you reply to or complain about people who intentionally act/do stupid things you are giving them what they want. Your meta thread doesn't raise awareness or make the issue go away, it just gives them more of a reason to do what you don't like.
You ever notice how when you don't reply to bait they don't simply post the same thing a minute later? Because that's not fun. It's only fun when you respond. Be the better person and ignore them, the same way you're -supposed- to ignore all shitposting.
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>>34490442
Vietnam is communist.
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>>34490459
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>>34490299
French SF operator here. I don't care about what a fat indoctrinated neckbeard thinks of my country or if he dares calling himself a "liberator". The truth is you destroyed the White world by your stupidity of fighting for the jews, and you are still waging terror wars everywhere while your daughters get raped by niggers.
The surrender jokes? Not my side, the real french warriors fought along their german cousins in the east and were the last defenders of Berlin, with crazy panzerfaust kill counts.
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>we surrendered
And you should have too, we'd have a better world today if you didn't bring your shitty jewish army you cucks.

Your gun rights won't save you in the end.
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>>34490555
>French SF operator here
>Frencg teenager underaged fag here.
fixed that for you.
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Oh boy, the alt-white propaganda squad has arrived. Abandon thread.
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>>34490555
What's French for hunter?
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>>34490555
Surrender monkeys of France got blown out in every aspect in WW2. Only folks worth a damn were the FFL, those who resisted the nazi's how ever they could instead of bowing like a cuck and being sent to the eastern meat grinder lol get real faggot.
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I'm starting to think storm faggots are a liberal plot to drive good white men to liberalism.
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>>34490588
Chasseur maybe?
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>>34490314
>>34490373
>>34490452
>>34490479
>>34490482
The French have an impressive military legacy and all but ruled Europe at one point, their armed forces have been formidable in most of their iterations and now we fault them eternally because in WW2 they thought the Maginot line would work. Yes it was an incredible blunder but not one which makes them cowards, fools yes, cowards just the opposite.

The French had no unsinkable aircraft carrier to shrink back to after Dunkirk, they could only accept the burning of Paris or utter defeat. They chose to fight with their back against the sea so that the Brits could fight another day.

So yeah they lost and after that throttling they were unable to hold on to their empire, It's hardbtobdo that when your economy is in tatters. But today the French military is the only military in Europe to have launched It's own expeditionary war into another country in nearly 6 decades. Give credit where it is do, the French aren't the best but they aren't bad at all, and they've proven themselves more than enough.

The Rafale still sucks tho.
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>>34490299
>>34490314
France only surrendered in WWII because the entire British military that was stationed in France fled the very moment Germans showed up, leaving the French entirely defenseless and forced to fight to the bitter end to stop the Germans from massacring the entire Anglo military sitting it's ass defenseless on a beach waiting for ships to come save them.

Britain was the true coward in WWII. While England, France and Poland were running from a bear, England first tripped Poland, then France, and called them losers when they ended up getting eaten.

inb4 retarded historically illiterate Angloboos try and defend this AND the British bombing and killing 1,400 allied Frenchmen AFTER the Frenchmen just held back and saved England's entire fucking military because they MIGHT choose to help the Germans at SOME POINT, MAYBE.
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>>34490618
>>34490580
When you'll realize only white men made your shitty country "great", you'll find out why you should have dropped blind patriotism and started encouraging white women to have kids instead of diddling your guns 24/7.

Cause we all know you'll NEVER use them the way they were made to be used.
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>>34490593
>The nazi's
Are you even writing in english?

>Bowing like a cuck
Isn't it what you're doing and have always been doing with your jewish masters, and now also with negroes?

>Being sent to the eastern meat-grinder
Your ignorance shines here: the french fighting in the east were all volunteers, for the most part they volunteered when the war was already lost. That's what are called heroes and sacrifice for noble ideas.

While your "boys" went to the real meat-grinder that were french beaches, only to do as your jewish masters told you: give them the world.
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>>34490670
You couldve fled to Algeria and kept fighting instead of getting on your knees and sucking wurst.
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>>34490744
>Trips France for the bear to eat
>Blames France for getting eaten
I'm America and that's fucking autistic.
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>>34490670
How about this text?
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>>34490778
Except I'm American and not French.
I'm just not a brainwashed mentally ill Angloboo.
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>>34490670
This is correct, plus the french were comitting the crime of defending the anglos: their enemies that they dominated in so many wars
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>>34490795
>I'm not french
>assuming anyone criticizing France must be english

Classic frenchfag.
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>>34490816
No, I'm assuming you're calling me French since you're saying "Frenchfag" instead of the proper "Ouiaboo", you invalid.
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>>34490778
Nice, this way everyone can remember this fact, ignoring the ridiculous drawing
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>>34490823
>"Ouiaboo"
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>>34490437
saved. I keep seeing the wrong version of this posted everywhere, and I had no idea someone had gotten smart and corrected it.
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>>34490744
So fight while your enemy holds entire homeland hostage? Without the ability to recruit, fund, or rearm? The enemy has an entire industrial base in his home, you have... nothing. What you are asking for is suicide.
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>>34490848
>>34490823
Ouiaboo holy shit that's fucking amazing
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>>34490670
>French doctrine says you should keep a reserve,preferably near Sedan
>French don't do that
>Waygand says "The Ardennes,if properly defended,are impassable"
>French army only sends a few scouts to the Ardennes
>Somehow it's UK's fault

To rub salt on the oiaboo's wounds,the americans also were victims of a surprise attack on the Ardennes and won easily.
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>>34490669

>They chose to fight with their back against the sea so that the Brits could fight another day.

This meme again.

The final evacuations of Britisah and French troops together were on the same fucking day. There never was any "anglo saving heroic last stand by the brave French to let the British get away". Both of them held the line at Dunkirk, then retreated back onto the ships at the same fucking time.

To say what you say is just as bad as claiming there weren't any French at all, it's the opposite extreme.

The only difference was some French elected to stay in France and let whatever happens happen, surrender or not. It wasn't some gallant sacrifice.
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>>34490670
The French should be decent but they haven't won anything since Bonapart got butt fucked in 1815. But they can cook though, so there is that...
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>>34490795
Don't care where your from, your stupid, at best.
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>>34494925
>(you)r
kek
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>>34490314
>Not sure why.
Because Ian is a francophile
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>>34490555
Régiment ?
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>>34490373
>for the same reason many Muricans try to pretend they didn't lose Vietnam by mentioning the killcount.
I mention the fact we literally got NV to sign a peace treaty, but everyone decides that doesn't matter and that chimping out when the guys who beat you leave is a totally legitimate way to """win""".
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>>34490555
Tu m'as fait cringer, je te remercie.
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>>34490373
>be french
>lose war
>country annexed
>be american
>"lose" war
>become superpower hegemon
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>>34490299
>Le gars qui a commencé cette conversation est fif

How's that?
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>>34490669
Don't they also have the 3rd largest nuclear arsenal?
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>>34494245
338 226 men were evacuated in total.

198 315 brits.
123 095 french.
16 816 belgians.

>The final evacuations of British and French troops together were on the same fucking day.
no.
The final evacuation wasn't the 3rd of june but the 4th, and it's Churchill who forced the royal navy to go back to save the remaining french soldiers. 26000 evacuated, 35000 prisonners.

On May 26 Lord Gort had received the order to NOT inform the french and belgian generals of the beggining of the evacuation. Which led the the withdrawal of ALL of the british troops south west of Dunkerque, and let 7 french divisions fight alone against the germans. They fought until they had no more ammunition, and were only useful to delay the final german assault. They held the line for 4 days against superior german forces, 1 vs 10 or even 1 vs 30 in some areas.

I remember very well stories that were told to me when I was a kid by first hand witnesses of what happened there, of english soldiers kicking the hands of some french soldiers trying to get onto the british ships and letting the french drown into the sea. Or british officers destroying their canons and heavy weapons on the beach while french officers desperately asked them to borrow them instead to fight against the germans.

There were around 11 000 french KIA in the battle of Dunkerque. The germans lost around 20 000 men. The brits had 3 500 dead total.
Almost all of the 35 000 prisoners were french. three quarters of the combat casualties on the ground were french.
This is the reality. The french under the command of général Fagalde saved the asses of the brits and their own. Undoubtedly.
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