Dating advice...

>>34485832
Before you start, teach her the golden safety rules (ACTS and PROVE). That way she can feel less nervous about it and get comfortable with it.

Start her with a .22 pistol or rifle. Make sure she has good ear pro. If you haven't, you should suggest that she not wear something too low cut, since brass can land there (do not want)...

Loading the first magazine is a good idea. If the next gun recoils significantly more, do the same again. There have been entirely too many people who accidentally fire off two rounds because of the recoil on .500 S&W's and shit.

>>34485832
Go upstairs and ask your mom what your dad did that won her over. Or ask her when she drops you off at the range.

>>34485832
>how do i get panties off?
Trying using the gun

>>34485832
I've taken a few girls on "dates" out to the range.
Teach them safety, then give them a giant Turk Mauser, and laugh at their reaction to first shot.

Don't be a dense motherfucker and fail to pick up on hints.

Don't be a dense motherfucker and try to force it or come off as creepy because you wanna get your dick wet.

Basically have a good time, if she wants to give it up you should know. I doubt she will infront of a bunch of fudds at the range though.

>>34485832
Let her shoot and have fun with you at the range, but once you get back in the car make sure the date takes a drastic turn and hold her up at gun point. You put a balaclava on at this point and rape that dumb bitch. Throw her used up ass out the car afterwards.

>>34485898
>give them a giant Turk Mauser, and laugh at their reaction to first shot
That's how you turn women off of guns. Some asshole did that to my aunt. Some guy handed her a 3.5" 12 gauge slug and didn't show her how to actually hold the thing so it slammed into her shoulder. If people laughing at your expense was you introduction to ANYTHING, you'd think less of both it and them.

>>34485832
Is she into guns? Has she shown any interest in guns? If not, then take her somewhere else.

>>34485832
>That square jaw
>That thick, lustrous hair

Sauce?

Is this from a porno, please tell me it's the intro to a porno...

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>>34485988
Nah, end result is they fall in love with the SKS.
They know I'm an ass.

>>34486047
You must be new here

>>34486047
Prepare to soil your Levi's with cummies. You'll experience a bit of rage at first, but give it time.
https://youtu.be/j6Ex2rVOUWs

Assert your dominance, rape her at gunpoint.

>>34486047
You might be into hairy dudes with those turn ons

>>34486056
I'd rather just crack slightly dickish jokes or abuse their weak spots than bruise their shoulders.

>>34486070
I wanted to punch everyone else, but fuck Allison was cute.

Someone needs to edit all her clips together and upload it to Motherless so it can loop continuously while I edge myself

>>34485832
Good lord autists don't take a girl to the range on a first date, at least not an indoor range. If it's an outdoor range with just you and her fine, but an indoor range with ROs and other shooters, there is NO WAY it won't be a cringey first date

>>34486056
she's got a fat butt you think she's been with blacks?

>>34486135
I'll tell them in advance that this gun is the worst kick of all; so they don't know exactly what to expect.
Try to teach them in five rounds to shoulder correctly. May not be the best method.

>>34486177
I haven't even taken my fiancee shooting for that specific reason.

Part of me wants to pop her gun cherry by taking her to NRA Fairfax and having her shoot my 20" Vepr 54R indoors, just to cement range time as the one thing she will never ever want to do with me again.

>>34486190
Your mum most likely has

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why would you take a girl to a gun range for a date? that's the kind of thing when you're going steady not some random potential creeper

>>34486133
Women with cute-yet-slightly masculine features are my kryptonite.

I'm far too disgusted by body hair to be anything close to gay.

>>34486191
Showing them to tuck it into their shoulder and really lean into it really makes a big difference.

>>34486190
Not sure, someone else's girlfriend.
I'll ask though.

>>34486245
You know, a lot of men don't have much body hair and twinks usually get waxed and whatnot.

>>34486239
>Her face when you first put it in all the way

>>34486190
Her phone wallpaper was her and a black guy, So I assume so.

>>34486245
Chipmunk face? There's nothing wrong with chipmunk looking girls.

>>34486269
Dicklet detected.

>>34486177
This.

Indoor ranges are noisy, crowded, and not an ideal setting for a date. You want a fun date? Go to an outdoor range when it's not hot as balls outside, at a time when no one else is likely to be there. Bring a picnic and shit for after you're done shooting (WASH YOUR LEAD COVERED HANDS BEFORE EATING) and take it nice and slow. Bolt action .22lr and then a semiauto 22lr pistol of some kind. No matter what kind of gun it is, load just ONE round for her to shoot on the first try. If it's too much for her then at least the first round will probably go mostly in the right direction and there won't be a second round to risk killing someone.

Sacrifice a bunch of soda cans to the gun gods, clean up your mess, enjoy relaxing somewhere nearby on a blanket in the great outdoors.

This is best done in Autumn, fewer insects, better overall temperature.

If the girl isn't an outdoorsy type, I guess going to an indoor range during the middle of the day when it's slow might be the next best thing.

Personally, I knew my wife was okay with guns, but I didn't take her to a shooting range when we started dating, I waited until after we were officially a couple for about 6 months.

>>34486269
>>34486309
>TFW every woman you've had sex with would just make a face like they're in pain
>You ask them if they're alright and ask you why you stopped
Mixed signals :/

>>34486321
My man. Thank you. A picnic is a great idea and I am planning on an outdoor range. Sunday afternoons are usually pretty calm. It's near a lake with a ton of shade. I'm thinking something simple for the picnic like cheese, crackers, pickles, grapes...snacks pretty much.

>>34485832
TWENTY TWO FIRST, I REPEAT START WITH THE .22!!!!

>>34486269
No. I'm not memeing why would you take a random girl or one you don't know very well to a range it don't make much sense to me. Females can be huge creeps.
Besides shooting is loud, maybe it's just because I didn't win the genetic lottery in the looks department, but it takes a bit of talking to get to the sex part

>>34486350
don't forget charcuterie and a bottle of wine anon

>>34486368
Fuck that just give her an AR. It's basically .22

>>34486374
I think we'll take it easy on the saturated fats (cheese should be good enough) and it may be a little early in the day for alcohol. But otherwise I think I'm prepared. It's exciting.

>>34485896
Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

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>>34486368
>>34486378
>tfw started her off with the 12 gauge

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>>34486265
Eh, I could totally see myself sucking off the right hairless twink if I was drunk enough, just to say I did it more than anything else.

But my sexual appetite for women is far too voracious for me to even consider going bi. That's just mean I was missing out on that much more tits/hips/pussy/ass/soft girl skin/girl hair smells/etc etc etc. That's not a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Girls with strong jawlines, strong-yet-pretty facial features, and good musculature make me diamonds though.

>>34486400
At least serve a pâté on the side.

>>34486441
I prefer women, but finding a bottom is so easy it's hilarious. It can literally take 10 minutes between starting to look for one and being balls deep in them.

>>34486343>>34486343
This is vaguely weapon related. A man's dick is his most important weapon/tool for pussy slaying.

Anon, before having sex make it clear they need to tell you to STOP if they want you to stop and that you're happy to take direction/suggestions. Get her there first and then take care of you, if you can.

For a lot of women the line (and facial expressions) for pleasure and pain blurs during sex. If she doesn't tell you to quit, keep going unless it's obvious she's just hanging in there so you can get off. (i.e., crying, wincing, crying out in pain, etc)


But seriously anon if you want more advice go to /adv/, they can be surprisingly helpful there.

>>34486343
There was nothing quite like getting to college, hooking up with roasties, seeing their faces, and hearing the "woah"s and the "well isn't this interesting"s and realizing that you're actually pretty well hung. It explained all the painful expressions, mixed reactions, and shitty sex that I had with my two virgin GF's back in high school.

>>34486468
The thought of sticking my dick into ANY asshole, much less another dude's, is so physically revolting to me that I'd honestly rather be fucked in the ass, because at least that has the POTENTIAL to feel good.

>>34486500
I always make them cum digitally first. Lots of lube that way and they are extra sensitive. Hehehe.

>>34486509
Half the people with whom things started getting hot and heavy just NOPE'd the fuck out when they saw it. Shitsux, man. Especially when a lot of women think "blue balls" isn't a thing.

>>34486551
I would never do so without a condom, but a proper bottom cleans themselves out first. Hell, many even starve themselves leading up to it to make sure there's no poop whatsoever that gets there after they've cleaned themselves up.

>>34486468
how and where. I've been curious to try but since I have no experience in the gay world I don't know where to start.

>>34486594
You need to be gassed you degenerate shitstain. You make me fucking wince

>>34485832

Shooting guns on a first date is pretty fucking stupid, you're never gonna get laid.

It's almost as bad as taking someone to a movie for a first date: no real interaction.

At a gun range, the relationship becomes teacher/student with you responsible for her safety, and she is nervous as fuck around guns for the first time.

It's more of a building trust on the 2nd/3rd date exercise.

Go read some basic shit on game. What do I know, I'm just a gun dealer who dates models LOL

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>>34486615
Grindr.

>>34486634
Methinks thou protest too much. The "homophobe is a self-hating bisexual" thing is a stereotype for a reason.

>>34486640
The thing is that people always do the movie dates backwards. Watch the movie first and THEN go to eat dinner. Then you can talk about the movie while you eat.
The idea of bringing her to the range is that you're EMPOWERING her. It's a very strong feeling for them and the adrenaline flips all the right switches.

>>34486640
We known each other for a while so it's not like we're just learning each others' names. We have pretty good chemistry. And she's the one that expressed interest. She's really excited.

>>34485832
Bruh, don't focus on the gun. Focus on her. Make her think that you hang on her every word. If there is one thing women love, its to listen to themselves talk. More so if someone is listening. Obliiiiiige the lady anon.

Exactly how much autism did you take?

>>34486700
>And she's the one that expressed interest. She's really excited.
Anon, she's seducing you for access to your guns. Next thing you know you wake up in your bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney and all your guns stolen. Watch out.

>>34486615
Try looking into the hookup apps. I've heard about a few of them from my old roommate who was gay. Apparently there are tons of guys out there who just want to suck your dick and don't want anything in return.

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>>34486661
No but I've never met a homosexual that wasn't in your face "LOOK HOW DISGUSTING I AM". Even if I, or anyone tolerates their lifestyle, or your lifestyle, homosexuals want affirmation not just acceptance. They want others to partake or confirm their lifestyle so they don't feel disgusting. Every homosexual I've ever met has been over the fucking top, degenerate shit in your face. It's disgusting. The ladyboy trap namefags on this board prove me completely right, as do you openly talking about sticking it in dudes assholes and how they prep themselves clean before hand.

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>>34486717

Im gonna highjack this thread, sorry OP...

Yesterday I got in touch with an old friend and she got me fucking drunk for free (shes a bartender). Before I got too wasted and acted a fool, I got her number and she told me to message her. Today I sent her a message around two hours ago ('hey anon, its anon. Just sending you my info :)' ) and I have yet to receive a reply. Throughout the night, she tossed me and another one of her friends some condoms that the bar had, and even later she tossed me another condom that she had in her shorts (this has got to be a good sign right?!)

Am I being impatient? Fuck the suspense is killing me!

>>34486726
You've met plenty of gays who weren't flamboyant at all and didn't know it. Everyone is always shocked to find out I'm bi. You like men? By all means, have some fun (safely). You like women? Go for it. I don't care. You do you. If you try to "gas" me, you'll eat a bullet though. NAP, motherfucker.

>>34486754
She's making you wait on purpose. Whatever you do, DO NOT SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE.

>>34486760
I'm terrified. Like I said I don't hate gays, I'm big on live and let live but you're a disgusting person. I bet you hit on straight man and constantly push that shit on em too even of the don't show interest? Never met a bi/homo/trans that didn't...

>>34486754
Wtf are you waiting for?

>>34486771
Haha I most definitely will not but what do I do then? Just keep waiting?

>>34486754
Exactly this >>34486771. Also, she had a condom in her shorts? What bar has condoms on hand? It sounds like she's a bit of a door knob. With that said, use your own condom.

>>34486784
I bet you'd like that huh? You dirty bitch.

>>34486754
I hope you aren't trying to date that chick. You wanna fuck sure, but goddamn that chick will fuck you over, all it will take is a drunken night and some coke my friend

>>34486785
haha I'm waiting for my next best move...

>>34486792
Yeah I found it a little strange (but not surpising, she mentioned that shes glad she doesnt have kids so shes just being safe?). Its that new type of bar that heavily relies on sexy bartenders and pictures of them on their social media to bring in the men, it seems like there is a heavy amount of people going there to meet others to sleep around with and the bar is helping promoting that by giving condoms out.

yeah she gave me some lifestyle(?) condoms and I like trojan for whatever reason so ill be sure to use my own if it gets to the point (hopefully)

>>34486784
God no. I'm a total-top. I wouldn't entertain the idea of fucking a guy who hasn't "trained" first. I have no interest in tearing someone's asshole apart.
You're operating on a lot of assumptions. You know what they say about assumptions, right? When you make an assumption, you make an ass out of u.

>>34486790
Pretty much. It's a test to weed out clingy guys. She'll probably contact you in a day or three and ask if you want to go out. Even if you're not busy at all on the first day she suggests, ask if she's available on a different day. Mind games fuck up relationships but women do them instinctively. It's maddening.

>>34486792
>Use your own condom
Wise words.

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>>34486509
all I ever hear is,
>ok, well.... I guess I can work with that.
or
>awww! it's cute!
MFW

>>34486843
>trojan
I've never cared for them. They smell in my opinion. I've always been a Durex kind of guy. Also, Lifestyles? Are they reputable? I've always associated them with gas station bathroom variety for $1.00 in quarters.

>>34486843
Spoiler Alert: All female bartenders that work at little local nook/cranny bars do this. They build a base of locals, that base essentially supports their wages. Not hating they gotta make ends meet, just giving you a heads-up

>>34486815
Why not date her? she seems like the perfect person for it.

I've known her since freshmen year of high school. She's smart and down to earth. We lost touch after sophomore year of uni (when we went our separate ways with our different degrees plus at the time she was taken as was I).

Now she works at the bar thats literally down the street from my house that I just moved back into (I was living on the west side of our city and now I moved back to the east). That feels like a sign, if theres such a thing.

> all it will take is a drunken night and some coke my friend

what do you mean? Is that all it takes to get laid or to get fucked over? I dont like coke and im trying to reduce my alcohol consumption because of fitness/climbing related goals.

>>34486867
Fucking hate mind games yo. I was thinking of just getting the address (when she replies) so I can go to that game of thrones costume party and make my move there.

>>34486922
>what do you mean? Is that all it takes to get laid or to get fucked over? I dont like coke and im trying to reduce my alcohol consumption because of fitness/climbing related goals.
You're already in over your head man how old are you?

>>34486754
she expected you to fuck her other friend.

>>34486908
Trojan or durex are good

>>34486914
Idk about that. I can see what you're saying but she's a good friend from high school. Last time I saw her, she was hanging with her friends (she wasnt working) and she bought me two shots to 'help me get laid' (I was with another female at the time).

>>34486933
I must admit, I do have a hard time sealing the deal with girls. I always mess up the little things. I overthink too much. I'm 26 next month.
>>34486936
oy vey

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>>34486922
Bartenders have one of if not the worst divorce rates of all professions. Something to keep in mind. But yeah. I'd rather watch the movie MIND GAME than play any myself.

>>34486265
>>34486441
>>34486468
>>34486615
>>34486594
>>34486760
>>34486784

has /k/ gotten even more gay over the years?

>>34486958
seriously. she isn't interested in you. she thinks you are interested in her other friend, or they're in to you, and she gave you condoms because she knows they have ghonnaherpasyphilaids.

if the other friend is a dude, then that explains your problem. you are so autistic/neurotic that chicks think you're gay.

>>34486790
Maybe do something valuable with your time instead of worry about what a girl thinks.

Jeeyeezus murphy the men this society has raised

>>34486988
yes.

>>34486981
whoa man. Interesting insight.

She works three jobs, bartending being only one of them, because she loves travelling and she just bought a house with one of her best friends. I see her as a hard worker who's only exploiting dat sex appeal to make end's meet. She's only been bartending for the past year. She's about to graduate (as am I) and I don't foresee her continuing the bar tending gig.

>>34486958
It's not even sealing the deal or not, it's the fact that she's a bartender, throwing around condoms, so she's involved with that lifestyle and random hookups, drugs, and general permiscuity are part of that lifestyle. You seem rather shy and reserved so just trust me don't date her.

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>>34486175
The idea of this made me obscenely hard. Do it anon, do it for us all.

>>34486997
>if the other friend is a dude, then that explains your problem. you are so autistic/neurotic that chicks think you're gay.

nah. The other dude is a mad player and gets way more pussy than me (unfortunately) and she knows I get some.

>>34487008
I just finished all my errands for the day and I'm set for my climbing trip tomorrow. I have some down time to browse and saw this thread and the temptation was too much to not ask.

Safety, 22, the stuff people already said is good.
That being said, flirt with her. I ain't teaching you to do that but give impressions of interest related to the stuff she's doing, help her hold the weapon properly in an approachy manner, etc.
When leaving the range offer to show her your gun collection (be cool about it, have a life besides funs) and take her home.
From there you should know what to do.

>>34486500
All good advice but hum why are you teaching anon to have sex?

>>34487054
so just hit it? What a waste.

>You seem rather shy and reserved so just trust me don't date her.

My problem is that I'm too much of a pussy to be forward. I'm not shy or reserved, in general.

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>>34486784
Yes you have, they just didn't think you were attractive. Don't be mad cause none of the cute boys hit on you, you'll meet someone.

there are nudes of allison around

on a beach iirc

>>34487106
>Too much of a pussy to be forward
Which is why you shouldn't date a bartender. Eventually one night some Chad with game/coke will show up and shell fuck him. Pump n dump if she let's you. You don't understand what girls become when they get heavy in that bar lifestyle and they'll do anything on coke, anything for coke. You don't gotta trust me or listen to me, I'm just a random dude on a Cambodian carpet weaving board for anime lovers

>>34487160
Fuck me haha.

So what you're saying is to always have the biggest stash of coke. Got it.

Alright alright, Ill just hit and quit it (if I manage to not fuck it up). I might be refusing to see the light of truth because of knowing her back in HS and not wanting to believe she's changed but the evidence is stacking up against her.

>>34487189
Just keep it friendly. She probably knows a fuckton of women who would be better GF material, so consider that.

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>>34486441
That bitch got fat as hell recently. Truly a waste.

>>34487227
pics? You know if girls get fat it goes to the tits and the hips, but if they work the fat back off, the fat on the tits stays.

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>>34487219
>keep it friendly
Thats how i roll nigga

>fuckton of women who would be better GF material

>mfw in HS, I had a huge crush on her bestie. Everyone wondered why we were never a thing
>mfw in freshmen year of uni, I had a huge crush on a mutual friend of ours. I went for it and failed
>mfw in sophomore year of uni her other bestie was into me but I had an insanely insecure GF who hate that bitch's guts so I never talked to her
>mfw my eyes are set on her now
>mfw everyone in this thread telling me she's a slut
>mfw I havent gotten my dick wet in eight weeks
>mfw

>>34486886

>have a perfectly upwards banana curve

You should hear some of the shit that gets said about mine. Not the biggest in the world (6.5") but hits all the fucking spots in missionary.

But I'm like a chinaman when it's limp.

>>34486988
Very. How long have you been under the rock?

>>34486175
Someone doxxed her back when that video first came out.

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>>34485832
>mfw my gf is a fudd from a fudd Canadian family who doesn't like my scary black babby killer guns but ultimately doesn't really care about guns
>mfw I will never take an antigun cutie like in OP's picture to a range and watch as pulling the trigger of my gun instantly shatters her hatred of guns and even brings a tinge of sexual excitement to her face
Why. WHY?

>>34486047
it's called a Jew

>>34487327
We need more info anon. Where's the sauce?

>>34486726
You're biased because pretty much the only people you know are gay are the ones who are flamboyant about it.

>>34486790
if i were you i'd block her number and go find another girl. it was pretty stand up of her to not date rape you after getting you drunk, but she's kind of expecting sex in return for the free drinks gift. i think the last time a girl gave me a gift to try and bone her was a knife or something i'd at least hold out for a watch or something or find a girl with better tastes.

>>34487088
B/c it makes me sad to see an uncorrected problem, and for some reason /k/ommandos don't go to /adv/ for this stuff.

>>34487585
oh right and i didn't know this at the time, but if they give you gifts to try to bang them, there is probably something weird going on like she's got a boyfriend, don't accept it if you're not cool with that sort of thing getting sprung on you.

desu it sounds like your bartender friend might be sending you a message to go try to fuck other girls in the bar, she might be using you to keep some of her good tippers around

>>34487585
>Giving knives as gifts
I guess she's not the superstitious type.

>>34487658
Well I'm changing the details a bit to keep it somewhat anonymous. Still got the thing didn't really put 2+2 together at the time but I keep it around as a reminder there's probably some sort of thing going on behind the thinking behind those things. I figured it was just a gift because I gave them one I considered sentimental quite a while before that.


superstition??

>>34487743
The superstition goes that if you give someone a knife as a gift, that your ties will be cut.
The way you're supposed to do it is sell it to them for basically nothing.
Just ask them for a penny or something.

>>34487783
Oh that was in that movie, The Edge. I thought that was just a film thing.
probably would of been the smart thing to cut ties around then.

>>34487386
Im actually attracted to jewesses. Their cheeks, the dark hair with light or olive skin, the lips. Even the nose turns me on, as long as its not full merchant.

>>34487828
Another one is if you give them shoes they will walk away from you. Good excuse not to pay for your GF's shoe addiction, lol.

>>34487855
>Good excuse not to pay for your GF's shoe addiction
this kills the man
>tfwnogf
why wouldn't you just scream allah akbar and throw shoes at her if she wants more of them?

>>34487783
>tfw grandpa gave me a knife and died a few weeks later.

>>34486713
>how much autism did you take
Do you know where you are newfag?

>>34487585
>>34487585
>not date rape you

Fuck missed my chance by leaving :(

>kinda expecting sex in return for free drinks gift

I thought she was just being a friend hooking it up. When I first saw her at the other bar she told me to go to where she works and that she would take care of me. I figured she would just give me drinks because of our previous history. Expecting sex for the drinks is surprising.

>>34487638
>something weird going on

I must be retarded if I can't see it.

>>34487638
How does fucking other girls keeps her good tippers around?

>>34487937
>>34487944
The guys will likely tip her good no matter what since she's female, and maybe if they find her attractive. Her female friends might be good tippers but don't much feel like going out a lot since they're not meeting guys there.
Personally I would assume ulterior motives, if a girl wants to fuck you she won't play games like making you wait for no reason unless she thinks your a beta fuckboi so I doubt she's on the level and not got ulteriors going on

>>34488018
They play mind games with the ones they want a relationship with.
Women are fucking backwards. How do you not know this?

>>34488024
>How do you not know this?
Wow pal I'm astonished you're THIS naive. I know I don't got it all figured out but okay. When you like someone you like to see them. You might not blow off all your other plans but it's higher up on your priorities. She sees your messages, rolls her eyes, and doesn't bother responding because she'd rather go talk to other people, you're moving into beta orbiter territory here next time you see her she's going to be hooking up with some other guy. Just next her for your own good imo

>>34488043
When a girl is interested in a guy, they always make the same fatal mistake: They ask their friends about how to respond and the friends always respond with some sort of "test" or series of "tests". If he "passes" everything they throw at him, then all of them try jumping his bones and try to sabotage each other's chances with him.

Like I said: It's all fucking backwards.

>>34488103
It just makes me want to face palm seeing someone legitimately thinks this. I'm in my 30's and I've had a lot of interactions with females, and the way your game is playing it's laughable you think her and her friends are testing you to see if you're gods gift to women so they can all try to get a piece.
You had a fun night, call it quits while you're ahead and just ride the high is the only advice I'm gonna give you here then move on to another girl so you're not wasting your time to get disrespected like a beta faggot so she can cackle with her friends over how pathetic you looked.

>>34486177
>tfw private outdoor gun club that sits unused some days of the week, ripe for taking a lady friend to

gonna ask a girl out this week, /k/. wish me luck. i'll probably arrange the gun week later in autumn if everything goes well, it's hot in the summer in texas.

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>>34488103
I hope you're not mistaking me for him.

>>34488143
My last relationship almost ended a couple times because her "besty" was talking out of both sides of her mouth because she was thirsty as fuck. It only stabilized after because she cut her out entirely after realizing how much of a manipulating cunt she was.

But hey, I must just be talking out of my ass.

>>34488103
>Like I said: It's all fucking backwards.
It's really not. Girls are not mysterious and they probably haven't got a little social club going on about testing you for your "alpha" male qualities to turn you into their harem master. I'm not going to give you any advice but this shit is funny as fuck. Like where did you come up with this?
>>34488180
You're running on the sunk cost fallacy? Think it's a sure thing, you're lotto ticket didn't have the winning numbers but they were close, so now you're going to sit around buying lotto tickets because it's going to happen these numbers are going to match this time.
I'm telling you bro she's not into you, girls just flirt. If there was anything to the flirting it would of turned into something already. I really don't care what you do and I generally don't find relationship stuff interesting but I think you're chasing your own tail and she's got a new beta orbiter.

>>34488191
See, that's the thing: You're not looking for a relationship and none of the women you fuck are even considering you as relationship material.

>>34488209
>You're not looking for a relationship
I use to be, like I said I'm 30 everyones gotta grow up sometime though. My motives were not always like they are now.
>none of the women you fuck are even considering you as relationship material
What makes you think I fuck them? The only reasons to do that is if I were in a relationship, they give me something, or just to prove it really was a for sure thing because it's not a for sure thing unless until it happens.

Anyway this is irrelevant you're just getting offended. If you want to be an orbiter be an orbiter, there's no reason you should take my advice which is why I said I wasn't going to give any.

>>34488257
You jump into the conversation being a petulant asshole and then you're unhappy that I'm not speaking to you with the utmost of respect?
You talk like you've got game pouring out from every orifice, but you only have sex with people you are in a relationship with... So what? You just have a different girlfriend every couple weeks? Yeah, I wouldn't buy even if you were selling.

>>34488152
You in walker county?

>>34485832
Point an empty gun to her head, pull the trigger and say "Not today toots...not today"

>>34487549
AIDS

>>34488285
>You jump into the conversation being a petulant asshole and then you're unhappy that I'm not speaking to you with the utmost of respect?
No. I'm not unhappy about that. I just don't like giving people advice.
I don't know why you think I talk like I got game, I use to try to avoid sex unless I was in a relationship with someone. I use to look for relationships, but like I said everyones gotta grow up sometime. I just talk this way because I think the game is dumb.

>>34488452
1. I never asked for your advice.
2. "Grow up"? That sounds more like "Give up".
3. "Game" in this context isn't about relationships, it's about hookups. Is English your second language or are you just clueless?

You're clearly in no position to be giving advice and you give me shit when giving OP advice while saying you don't want to give advice. So why the hell are you even in this thread? To pretend to be retarded?

>>34487129
I need those for... research

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>>34488497
1. you're butt hurt
2. Nah. It's not giving up. Trying to have a relationship is just a losing strategy for me. Adapt or die.
3. cool story bro

Who said I'm pretending?

>>34485885
Kek

>>34485832
>people responding instead of just reporting and hiding

It's all your fault this board is shit

What a shit first date idea, OP.

>>34486070
>anti gun
>liberal
No

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>>34485906

This is a learned perspective. The contextual autism norm at gun ranges is not real-world norm. Both of your games will be off, especially if she's hot. A hot woman in a fudd house causes unpredictable changes in the background sperg spectrums.

Third or foruth date? Great idea. First? There are potential weaknesses.

>>34487265
>8 weeks
Life must be tough, huh?

>>34487277
Me too, anon but I don't like missionary. They always insist but I don't like it at all.

>>34490836
Lift their legs over your shoulders.

>>34492648
I will give that a try, thanks.