What would Jesus carry?

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glawk

>>34485513
Iver Johnson .32

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It's like you idiots don't even late 90s classic anime.

>>34485567
What is that anime?

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>>34485571
Trigun - one of the most /k/ animes ever.

>>34485571
>>34485587
it's got a fair bit of goofiness to it, so if that puts you off you'll probably have trouble getting into it, but it's got some of the best, most creative gunfights I've ever seen.

>>34485587
>>34485625
Thanks

>>34485513
Nailgun, of course.

A pussy ass spirit gun. Satan holds the real firepower among the hearts of men.

>>34485567
wtf is japenimetion?

>>34485658
You think you know the power of Satan?

Let me show you.

>>34485513
flamethrower and mini-oven

>>34485667
So close to those beautiful 6's.

>>34485513
Jesus wouldnt carry but Peter would carry a glock or a 1911

>>34485513
Beretta 91, think

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>>34485513
A Galil assault rifle

>>34485513
I think Beretta is at least partially owned by the Vatican Bank.

>>34485513
Zyclon B
He tried turning the other cheek once...

>>34485703
>galil
>posts pic of ak

>>34485667
JESUS WITH THE STONE COLD STUNNER
KNOCKS THOSE DIGITS RIGHT OUT OF ALIGNMENT
BY GOD, HE'S TORN IN TWO!

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>>34485513

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>>34485732

>>34485714
They're the primary shareholder behind the company. It came up in the news a lot when the Pope condemned arms dealers and manufacturers back in 2015, saying that no true Christian could ever deal in such business.

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>>34485728

>>34485513

Finger of God

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>>34485513
Some kind of sniper rifle

>>34485792
>Implying the all seeing and all knowing entity of our world needs a scoped sniper rifle?

>he would have a spray and pray uzi, in which every bullet would land on target.

>>34485513
Probably a pos mudslime ak47

>>34485513
well, american jesus would not carry a suppressor

>>34485513

Desert Eagle and or FAL

>>34485513
A cross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI3x30iamHc

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A good, old Uru

>>34485513
A single shot .22 that would somehow kill scores of men with one shot

>>34485867
Just as his touch healed the deaf mute of Decapolis, his mere touch miraculously suppresses any firearm.

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>>34485513
.454 Casull fo sho

>>34485941 >>34486011 >>34485983 >>34485941

"Jesus was way cool" -- https://youtu.be/mSfa56tjBQo

X95 and a jericho 941

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>>34485513
You

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>>34486132
I-I didn't come here to feel

>>34486098
>When your rifle is so inaccurate it literally needs the guiding hand of our Lord and Saviour to get under 3-4 MOA
Sounds about right.

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>>34485513
A ghost gun nail gun, with a high capacity clipazine of course!

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>>34486189
Too bad Jesus doesn't help the heretics that murdered him. I think understand why the X95 is so shit - it's another one of God's punishments against the Jews.

>>34485822
I mean, with omniscience and a gun with long enough range, you could fire a bullet from one town and hit a suicide bomber in another.
I think .338 LM would be Jesus' Jam.

Maybe a gladius that his followers clubed from some drunken Roman legionare in a back alley. There is little evidence that he even existed.

>>34485513
A Crossfire

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>>34485513
Model 29.
Grips made of dogwood
Never mind only 6 shots. He can multiply loaves, or multiply rounds.

What would Mohammed carry?

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>>34485513
>What would Jesus carry?

A plague upon your house.

>>34486968
>What would Mohammed carry?

His nine-year-old wife, off into the bushes.

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>>34485567
nailed it

>>34485513
>see thread
>search "tranquilizer"
>0/0
there ain't any Christians itt is there you filthy niggers

>>34485513
Galil

>>34486968
At least not 5.56 meme rifle

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Exceptional quality, and it already has a cross on it.

>>34486968
this thread is about real prophets, not false ones

>>34485513
the other cheek

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>>34489133
you will regret this

Jesus would have just taken a whip AND HIT THEM IN THEIR FUCKING FACE! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfpIYlkOXnY

>>34486016
>Beretta 91, think


Funny thing is that gun would probably be UK legal because it has a long barrel.

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>>34489228
Or perhaps this 45-70 Model 100 buntline

>>34485760
*beretta

>>34486436
Well, he was into carpentry.

>>34489287
you dun goofed

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The rifle of the people

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a browning
>hi power

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>>34485513
a nailgun because he was a carpenter

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>>34489416
here is a photo of jesus colorized 25AD

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Beretta 92

>any other answer is wrong

>>34485513

since jesus is god incarnate he doesn't need to carry a gun, just ask for a few lighting bolts

see elijah 1 kings 18

>>34485567
/thread

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Jericho 941

>>34486968
IED

Deagle in .50 BMG

>>34487252
this

Deagle obv

>A TAC-50
>A S&W Model 500
>A particularly large sword
Your guess what this post references to.

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We have the answer tho

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>>34485513
Assualt fish-47

>>34486132
That was very nice, and you should feel good about posting it.