I asked this before in /b/ but... Which branch of the army should

>>34477985
Marine Corps. Don't be a pussy.

>>34477985
You're pretty gay, so Marine.

None of them!

:)

Air Force. The rest are way too much work.

Any advice?

>>34477985
>Which branch of the army
Too obvious, my dude.

File: 1498296062157.gif (647KB, 450x454px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 450x454px

>>34478156
>mfw my childhood friend turns out to be a gay racist marine

Air Force

>>34477985
JoIn mArin Cr0pz
wi hav tasti krayin emarees!
Samper fi

>>34477985
arym will not be easy but at least have some pride, mairne core you will hate every minute of it, navy are just as misreable as the rest, airforce NO

>>34477985
Join the Coast Guard branch of the Army

Coast Guard is the best branch
>smallest branch, so lots of room for advancement
>won't get stationed in bumfuck shitstainistan middle east
>get to hunt down illegals and drug traffickers

File: 1499358675139.jpg (132KB, 801x764px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 801x764px

>>34477985

>>34477985
air force

>>34477985

CIA so you can spy on yourself

>>34477985
I was Army, so I'm obviously biased, but the number of Marines who leave and join the Army should tell you quite a bit.

>>34477985
neither, get a fucking job you bum

>>34477985
Air Force or Navy if you want to not get shot at, Army or Marines if you want to shoot mudslimes.