Pic unrelated. What's the best way to make a custom melee weapon?

>>34472208
Pick up a large stick/ 2x4

>>34472208
Decide what weapon you want to build. Draw it out, including dimensions and materials. Use your drawing to generate a bill of material, AKA shopping list. Go shopping. Don't forget to get any tools you may need. Build your melee weapon. Done.

>>34472208
Railroad spike + stick

You'll need a knife, large piece of shaped wood, and access to fire to make the ideal custom melee weapon. Start with a good quality custom knife and search for Ash wood.

>>34472208
sharpen a spoon on a piece of concrete

>>34472208
The best tend to be tools, hammers, hatchets, machetes, large screwdriver/ice pick/awl

Linoleum knives are pretty good too

I'll keep this in mind, thanks!

Drive about twenty 3" nails halfway into the thick end of a baseball bat. Clip off the nail heads at a sharp angle. Swing bat around in a crowd until satisfaction is achieved..

>>34472208
Get yourself a $10 dollar Rural King angle grinder, a 12" half inch thick chunk of stainless, some bolts/nuts/washers and a really large oak tree branch.

Grind that bitch down like a wedge toward the cutting edge, rounded at the tip with a reversed curve that's sharpened about 1/4 way down the top. Cut slots into the bottom and slat the wood so it fits tightly with good support. Make sure you roast your stick so it doesn't snap.

Effectively you have an axe/rogue/naginata/halberd combination. I used something similar to kill opossums on the farm back in the day. If you have any weight to you then you could hack off a person's limbs fairly easily if intended.

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>>34472228

>>34476995
I mean he is beating the shit out of them with those sticks which he seemed invisible to... prolly cracked out or something

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>>34472208
look up WWI trench weapons

>>34477335
>trench clubs
>one is just a soup can on a stick

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>>34477354
that's actually a German standard issue maraca

>>34477231
I think two of them are women, pretty much any normal dude could do this.