So this happend about a week ago, green texting for effect i geuss.
>be me hanging with some friends from work in down town boise
>recently bought a bodeo 1889 revolver with a folding trigger (infantry model)
>decided to bring it along for the lols since i wanted to see how it felt
>bought it for a backup gun for when i go fishing
>walking near the pie whole (pizza place) when we heae a scream
>its coming from freak alley (graffiti art gallery in an old alley way)
>we go to investigate and i grab my bodeo out of my pack. Start running towards the yelling
>some girl is being pinned to the wall and felt up by some creepy bastard
>all of us yell out "hey fuck wit!" and give chase.
>spencer (one of my buddies) stays behind to check on the girl and call an ambulance
>chase this fucker for ages. He turns around with what looks like one of those ruger .380's
>fires a round, it hits a nearby dumpster
>get fucking enraged and fire three rounds of 10mm italian handloads at him
>all three in the chest
>guy dies and police arrive 4 minutes later
>we all explain what happend. Take me into questioning. Girl and friends vouge for me.
> go home with a story and a chicks phone number.
>mfw i realise i just went full paul kersey on some rapist and almost went to jail for it.
proof
>>34464499
Girl sent thianto me when i asked if she was okay bruised up a bit. Dont have bodeo atm so i will take a pic of it when i get home.
>>34464550
That to* fuck this phone
>>34464550
I am confused. Are you a trap, a legit XX chromosome'd female, and what the fuck is all that on your wall?
>If true, good on you.
>>34464590
No thats the girl. Not me
>>34464590
Im too tall to be a trap.
>>34464550
She included her tits cause she's dtf. Thank me later
the only one that's interesting enough:
>be me at school party
>around the age of 14
>friend was having some issues with his gf (also friend of mine)
>take her for a walk
>act like i didn't know about anything
>she starts telling me about her problems or whatever that was
>carefully listening to what she has to say when i spot 3 wild niggers up the street
>discreetly put her to my left, away from them
>tell her not to worry, and just stay close
>as we are about the pass them by she grabs my hand like we're dating
>put my hand in my right pocket, hold folding knife (it was like a crkt or something) and look one right in the eyes
>they pass us by, don't say a word
>as we get by the corner i look behind and don't see them
>she doesn't leave my side,
>i look at her and say "it's ok" and she says "i know, thanks, anon"
>realizes she still is holding my hand, gets a little embarrassed
>i say "it's ok" and she smiles
>i realize her hands were sweaty
>we go on like nothing happened
too loyal to my friend, but i knew she had something for me, still does.
>>34465303
I know im already tapping it. Weve been sorta doing a fwb thing for about 4 days or so now.
>>34465351
Woah. Thats nuts.
>>34465351
Lame
>>34465351
did you fuck?