Anyone else get nasty looks from the UPS guy?

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My god, it's full of stars.

>>34464196
Not when the package is of .45 ACPs

>>34464196
Be advised: couriers are known to make a "game" of cracking open heavy, overstuffed parcels by throwing/dropping them to the ground because "fuck you". A busted parcel with live cartridges tumbling out will warrant a little more than "nasty looks".

>>34464256
45? That's a lot of ACPs.
What caliber?

>>34464335
>380_glocks.png

>>34464267
Bullets, cap. They aren't assembled into cartridges.

>>34464196
>Anyone else get nasty looks from the UPS guy?
Nope, just pleasant conversation about guns.

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>>34464196
Yep, but I'm in management at UPS and usually they're one of my delivery guys so they don't say shit.

>>34464267
That's also horseshit, if they are not packaged in a way that makes the entire parcel rigid and then it will get crushed, torn, or otherwise broken open. Most overgoods that fall out of packages are because the sender can't figure out that one strip of packing tape and 1/4 in fiberboard isn't enough to stop a trailer hitch from falling out of the damn box.

>>34464196
I've delivered weird shit, but I've also ordered weird shit. I want to go home at the end of the day so you get the most neutral face as possible unless you start a conversation, then I'm more than happy to be nice.

>>34464840
Is it weird to tip you guys? Is that not allowed by policy? I try to give my delivery guy a holiday card and some cash in December, but my wife insist that can get them into trouble.

>>34464952
When I worked as a driver helper we accepted tips, but that may have just been the driver, the oldest one in the area.

>>34464840
How did you feel when you delivered horsecock dildos?

>>34464952
I give my ups guy cards with money every holiday.

>>34465043
>>34465062
Alright, sounds like it's kosher then. I'll just keep doing it, I swear it gets better service.

>>34465059
Most times dildos are (presumably) manufactured and shipped domestically, so the packaging is private. However, international shipping requires the items inside to be listed precisely, so I've delivered a few sexual toys.

>>34464952
>against policy
Eh I'm alone in a truck, doesn't't matter if it's against policy nobody will know. We appreciate folks being nice and we'll remember you. I've sometimes even made it a point to get your stuff delivered first and to be extra careful with it.

>>34464196
I have my ammo shipped to my workplace which is a public university. The only person who notices is the UPS driver who smiles and gives a thumbs up.

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>>34465136
Do you actually work a consistent route? The UPS guy always comes when I'm not home so I never see him....
>This was less fun than I thought it would be...

>>34465251
>w-what are we doing on the bed?

>>34464196
wow Hillary was right about the online loophole

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>>34465251
>>34465340

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>>34465403
I'm now imagining a harem eroge game where all the girls are just piles of bullets.

>>34464267
That's bullshit. Those drivers make decent money. There often guys who have families also. There not some teenager with a shitty attitude delivering a pizza.

They're usually responsible grown adult men. They might mutter under their breath "damn this one's heavy", but their not going to personally make it a goal to damage your shit. 3/10 bait, you made me rant.

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>>34465251
>>34465340
>>34465403
>>34465427
Pic related

>>34465427
Is there not an eroge of upotte?

>>34464196
I had a safe delivered once. They delivery guy just pulled up outside my home, opened the door, and kicked it off the floor of his trailer and into my driveway. Someone was home, but he never knocked. He left it lying in my driveway when he was supposed to have placed it inside the side entrance. I had to move it myself to pull my car in when I got home. While there was no damage to the finish, the impact was hard enough to bend the frame and I couldn't open the door when the combination was dialed.

I had a good laugh when the company I bought it from made him come back and pick up the damaged safe, and then return and properly deliver the replacement.

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>>34464196
Yup
>hard cast

>>34464267
we had a dude in the warehouse do this once

>Super-v on the floor
>Watching to make sure fuck nuts dont kill themselves on the fork
>See jamal in bay 5 dropping shit
>"But nahman its heavy"
>"Yeah but you said you could lift over 75 lbs when your temp agency sent you here"
>"grumble gumble gumble"
>5 mins later
>Fawooooooshhhhhhhhhhhh
>Fucking bullets, bullets fucking everywhere
>Under the tables, outside the bay, by the pallets, under the desks
>"Jesus fucking christ nigger" - Coworker mutters under his breath
>Wrap up all the temp guys for the day
>Send their asses back
>Never use that temp agency again.

You pick up box, you put on pallet.
I give you 7$ a hour.
How hard is that really?

>>34465403
Noice...

>>34464242
is that TMJ?

>>34465551
You mean Buki Shoujo? Haven't heard anything of that project for a while.

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>>34464639
fuck you I work pre load shit sucks to deal with.

>>34466024
>75 lbs
>heavy
pick one

also 7$/hr for labor is dirt cheap

>>34464267
> this
Not just couriers. The Walmart backroom people call it "throwing truck" for a reason. During the holiday season a store might get 6+ semis stuffed to the seams with over 2000 boxes of whatever ... each night. The backroom people have to unload and sort them as quickly as possible. It's a wonder anything makes it to the shelves without being broken.

> the traffic signs that read "cargo may shift" are referring to these trucks. palletized shit flipped upside down.

>>34466024
>Discount groids
What do you expect?

>>34464196
>be home smelter and boolit caster
>routinely order hundreds of pounds of lead ingots from random people on gun forums
The mail carrier's face when they go to pick up the USPS medium flat-rate and they can't because it's 165lbs of lead ingots is priceless.
>fat old black lady in USPS uniform rings doorbell
>answer door
>hey you have a fuckin' package
>whythanks.jpg
>no seriously come get it, ah cant pick the sonofabitch up

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>>34464196
UPS? I order ammo in discrete packaging delivered to my company office so it won't sit on my porch all day. This is not technically kosher, but they deliver to our door and I'm the boss, so fuck it, I will take the perk.

Anyhow, two different drivers over the past year felt compelled to tell my secretary (pretty) and some employees that the bosses' heavy mystery boxes were ammo.

I used to load trucks for UPS while in college and had some respect for them, but this really rustles my jimmies..I could get in hot water if my managers ever found out. Thankfully they're all out of state.

Fuck UPS

I use to order multiple crates of ammo at a time. The UPS and FEDEX guys just started to leave them at my garage door instead of walking up a flight of stairs to my front door.

>>34467643
Maybe you shouldn't break company policy if you are just a manager who has to answer to people.

'Boss' my ass.

>>34464196
I used to work in shipping, new guys used to smack there face on the conveyor belt because they would see a small box and assume it was light and slide it off without testing the weight only to go down when it was 50 pounds heavier then they thought. It was always bullets.

>>34467643
Just get a lockbox, retard.

>>34465146
Let me guess, you're at the University of Alaska somewhere?

>>34466457
xtreme plated bullets... So plated...

>>34466024
>>34467037
Minimum wage in the states is $7.25/hr.

>>34464196
Yes, I think I told this story before

>years ago browing the internets at home waiting for package to arrive
>UPS "package out for delivery"
>ahyissnigga.exe
>definitely not looking at NTR porn when hear a truck in the distance
>house is in a cul de sac, no one comes in besides cars
>peek outside
>see delivery girl with "oops we missed you slip on hand"
>open door as she never knocked or rang the bell
>say hello and look at the note
>she says she'll be right back
>brings my nugget food crate
>muh 880rds of commie goodness
>she says goodbye
>remind her in ordered 3
>dat face
>she had to go back for two more crates
>mfw my house is not at ground level so she has to climb two small sets of stairs
>she thought I was gonna help her

That's right I didn't help her, she was gonna leave without even trying to deliver my crates. Fuck her

>>34468401
You shouldn't have, that's her fucking job. If she can't handle it, she doesn't belong in that line of work.

>inb4 muh lady

>>34465403
You beautiful bastard.
I sometimes ask myself why I still come to this god forsaken corner of the internet. Now I know why.

>>34466539
I'm at a origin facility bud, I don't deal with trailers and shit, just cans, delivery vans and aircraft.

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>>34465756
>doing buisiness with a safe service
>they don't deliver and install it discreetly

So guys, in the future of drone delivery, how many broken roofs and drones will suffer from ammo packages?

>>34469352
Well, everyone working are human. Not all humans will be professional or think long term, as in "if I do stupid shit in this line of work that rides on its reputation, I'll for sure get buttfucked and fired!"

>>34468971
Worldport?

>>34464196
WOW SUPER COOL "PACKAGE"

>>34466024
7/hr is shit

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>>34464256
>box of .40's I bought arrives
>the ups guy wont stop laughing at me

At my old place the UPS guy would say "Ammo Hear!" in a sing song voice when I answered the door, and always had it in his arms to hand it to me, never on the ground, I liked him.

>>34467237
>palletized shit flipped upside down

I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Walmart Back Room.

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>Order from Ivan back in the day
>Get a box
>Pictures of dead Trayvon Martin all over it
>Answered the door
>UPS dude gives me some big fucking grin
>Enjoy your package

>>34464196
half the time i order ammo the guy comes to the door and asks me to come out to the truck.
>>34464267
only the mud and trash who work for amazon and other shit services like dhl do this. these are the assholes that give parcel service a bad name and do shit like throw packages at your door instead of knocking.
>>34464952
not terribly. i usually make up a dozen or so and give the lawn service, garbage men, delivery men, and postal workers that serve my neighborhood a Christmas card with a gift card during the holidays. it's just a little thing that makes life suck less for everyone and lets them know they are appreciated for what they do.

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Over 500 lbs of slav pussy and ass

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>>34470217
How much per round

>>34464196
Nope. They know I have the thing that the bullets go in.

>>34466024
from my experience most of them don't even want to work but a social worker forced them to accept the job

>>34464267
>A busted parcel with live cartridges tumbling out will warrant a little more than "nasty looks".
then they shouldn't be throwing my shit around like niggers.

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>>34465403

>>34467643
>I'm the boss
>.I could get in hot water if my managers ever found out.
You're not THE BOSS you're THE FAGGOT(TM)

>>34470746
I laughed far too hard at this.

>>34465403
I hope you wash those sheets after that!

>>34466024
>7$ a hour

You get what you pay for, you greedy kike. If you want good help then pay for it, otherwise keep your broke alcoholics that don't give a fuck.

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>>34464242

>>34467643
>UPS driver
>knowing the contents of the packages
:thinking:

>>34469623
Fucking kek

>>34467643
>"""boss"""
>has to hide from libshit supervisors
>can't afford a lockbox

>>34467643
>Im Da Boss
>Oh shit the secretary knows it's ammo

I'm technically the king of an ant hill in my back yard. I piss on them while drunk to remind them of this fact.

You don't sound like the guy in charge.

>>34466024
>$7 an hour

What the fuck were you expecting? Holy shit. You're lucky the bastard even showed up. He could make more selling his god damn food stamps.

>>34471873
>He could make more selling his god damn food stamps.
then he should probbaly kill himself as he's a temp worker and too much of a nigger to find a real job

on Wednesday the delivery driver delivered 200lbs of sellier 45 acp from sgammos 23cpr sale plus 320lbs of kettle bells I ordered for garage 'gym'. Im close with the driver since he's been my driver for almost 4 years and he just says 'the fuck you even order...lead?'

>>34466539
I worked unloading for a week before I quit. Fuck shipping companies.

>>34472243
hue

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>>34470746
best thing I have seen on this board in long time

>>34466024
>working for me is a privilege
>a bloo bloo bloo, my employees don't give a shit about their job when I pay them 7 shekels an hour

fuck you, lardass

>>34464267

Clearly you're talking out of your ass.

>>34472530
>take job doing manual labor for 7 dollars an hour
>fuck this manual labor shit I aint doin nuffin
fuck off you stupid nigger

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>>34464196
*blocks your delivery*
"stupid boxes"

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>Fuck you i'm a box

Not as a supervisor :^

>>34464639
On road?

>>34464952
No. It's not weird at all. Some of the asshole drivers at my center expect tips during the holidays, but most are fine because they make good money anyway.

>>34465251
Yes, routes are consistent but some more so than others. It's entirely dependent on if you're delivering to businesses or residentials.

>>34468401
Not all female drivers at built equal :^

>>34468971
>Origin facility
Must be nice. You might as well not even be in Ops faggot.

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>>34472916
>Not all female drivers at built equal :^
>used to have a chubby slavlet UPS girl who could heave my bricks of ammo up the 20 or so steps to my apartment
>made small talk with her from time to time while giving her some water when signing off on packages
>was going to ask her out
>she's married with kids

>>34468352
Minimum wage varies by state. 8.15 here, and most unskilled, labor based jobs tend to pay 8.50 to 10 an hour, At least in my area.

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>>34469499
I'm in washington, all I'm gonna say.
>>34472916
Bruh, prime week is going to rape us since we got the contract for all amazon's shit.

>>34473499
There's not even that many fucking deals. This is like the millennial version of black friday, nogging over nothing.

>>34473511
Dude, we're the facility that takes in all of the orders, we'll get 25,000 for our sort when the week starts, easy.

>>34465455
>That's bullshit. Those drivers make decent money
Not in Canada they don't lol lucky if some of them get $13-14/hr and 25hrs a week just like their fucking warehouse. Kind of pathetic for a company like that

>>34467643
Yeah, we're gonna need pics of this secretary

>>34473499
Now I am motivated to buy barrels of lube.

>>34473534
poor baby, I'd draw a bath for you every night and giver you a good rubdown starting with your neck and working every inch down to your toes.

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I did yesterday. About 100lbs in those 3 cans, that came in 2 boxes.

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/k/
Ayylmaos have Invaded

Whats your first course of Action?

Nugget Raifu for Attention

>>34471300
>>34471873
>>34472530
Ayup. "You get what you pay for" is an aphorism because it's true. Pay minimum wage and you get minimum work. Why would you expect more than that? If you want competent workers you need to offer them something that's worthwhile, or else they'll work for someone else who does.

>>34473766
it's minimum wage because any brainless mong off the street can do it, see a mirror
if you want to be paid more, do something valuable

>>34473778
So what you're saying is that minimum-wage work isn't valuable? Okay. I'll generally agree with that. I don't give a fuck if McDonalds and Wal-Mart shut down, they really aren't valuable.

>>34473799
this is exactly the kind of response i was expecting to get

>>34464256
zozzle

>>34473807
So we're in agreement that both people who work minimum wage and businesses that pay minimum wage are both pretty much adding no value to society and can be done without?

>>34473830
no.

>>34465136
Back in the day I used to work in a comic book store, no I'm not a MLP but I was a CBG, anyway we used to get deliveries from Diamond Dist every Wed and the boxes were over 90lbs. Never over 100lbs. Store was second floor so the guy had to lug them up and my boss would tip him. Then in the interest of not taking a full fuckign day, I would go down and assist, had him load up two boxes on my shoulders (one on each side of my head and I would venture up the fucking stairs. I was in college and a monster. After a few weeks of this, he would come up the stairs with nothing, NOTHING, to call me down. I was like FUCK YOU, MAN, at least bring a box, I'll assist but don't have me do your job! So the next week he showed up super late, to fuck us over on getting books on the shelves. I called his managers and told them that he was extorting us for cash and he was gone from our route. Never helped the next driver and I soon moved on from that biz.

The guy who delivers at my house is cool. He used to leave stuff on the porch but then something got stolen, so he will either leave it in my back yard or at my parents house down the road if it looks like something valuable (TV, electronics, sex toys, etc)

>>34473431
>Minimum wage varies by state
The federal minimum wage is 7.25. Pretty sure all states have to pay AT least 7.25

>>34468198
>>34466457
>>34464242
My question is, do you use Lead bullet data or FMJ/TMJ data when loading?

>>34471090
He doesn't fix his bed, why the fuck would you expect him to be the sort of civilized person that regularly washes his sheets?

>>34473709
100lbs TOTAL of all three cans together you mean, yes?

Also, who's you order from? I like the safety wire/seal.

>>34473499
Nah prime week ain't gonna rape me because I just transferred out of a decent sized facility to a place with 7 employees that runs less than 5,000 on our heaviest night of the week. Got it fucking made in the shade here.

>>34473534
>tfw 25,000 was just short of our heaviest peak night at my previous center
Probably because we ran 10k on Saturday's but whatever :^)

>>34474187
>something got stolen
Different anon here, any recommendations on what to do; I'm going to be living with two other friends of mine in a set of townhouses, some of which very undesirable people reside. How can we have our deliveries not stolen? Can we require a signature on packages?

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>>34475489
This

and a hidden camera.

When I order large lots of ammo I have them held at the hub and I pick them up myself. I have never had shit get stolen but I would hate for ammo to get knicked.

Also, and this may not be founded, but I don't want some guy knowing my house contains thousands and thousands of rounds of ammo. When held at the store, it's just another heavy box on a truck full of giant boxes that gets sorted on the sorting line. When delivered someone actually carries it to my door and is likely going to pay special attention to what it is since it's heavy as fuck. Maybe paranoid, but whatever

>>34475489
Once it ships you can register an account for free and have it held at the nearest ups or fed ex store for pickup

>>34475508
But how can it be that the mailman can open the red crate, but not some redguard?

>>34475637
Do you know how long they'll hold it at the store for?

Not the other anon, but the only person that can receive packages for me while I'm out of town wouldn't be able to carry 30lb boxes of ammo from the driveway to the front door.

>>34473778
>Loading and unloading trucks
>Anybody can do it

Pay 15 bucks an hour and get people with strong backs that won't show up methed up. Triple productivity by raising payroll cost by 10%, and the moment you have an opening one of the guys working for you will have a brother or cousin or something he can bring in to fill it with a basically reliable guy.

For labor jobs you pay a fucking ton in supervision and damage for going minimum wage labor.

>>34475947
it's set to be able to be locked once the guy puts the package in and then pushes a button.

The camera is in case anybody gets a wise idea to try and fuck with it like a nigger.

>>34475996
Not my problem if the company can't package something right. I am the only game in town, they want to ship anywhere else they either pay double for people who are exactly the same and slower or they go through me.

No one gives a shit if some snot nosed brat's barbie get's a little rumpled. I'd cum on it if I had the time.

>>34464242
>I wanna run my hand through that

>>34475489
Put a fake package on your doorstep with a tracker in it, or ask the police to so it if you're a pussy. Also set up a hidden camera for good measure.

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>>34476055

>>34475489
>>>34475508 >>34475637 >>34476056
Hey, you can do what the three replies suggested. I have regularly had packages held at a UPS Hub or FedEx store for personal pick up.

Oh, and just so you know, that package that was stolen from me, UPS was kinda cool about it, the girl told me that it wasn't my problem that because the delivery guy left it on site, there were on the hook. It was handled by the manufacturer and UPS beyond that. My card was credited and re-purchased a new Leica Disto laser measuring tool. I did have police report done, and has ti turned out, a few homes got hit that week from some degenerate that a neighbor say getting too close to doors, but he escaped capture

>>34475947
>>34475998
You can even set up a ghetto box (like a small Knaak or Job Box) and leave it open with an unlocked padlock on it and a note for deliveries:
"Place place packages in box and close padlock"

Although I would build a small cabinet around it with a flip up padded top to look like a bench just to look good.

>>34464196
>being home for the UPS guy
Get a job.

>>34475977
I think it's a week or so. But you can extend it online as well. I had to do this for a package at a FedEx store. They seem cool about it, unless it's like a 10ft dinosaur dildo that takes up too much space, i think.

>>34464196
>Oh look, lead ingots come with free shipping if I order a fuckton of it!
>Gee, I hope the UPS guy doesn't get upset about this~
He put the box on my wicker chair on my front porch, it tore through the seat...

>>34475998
All that does is allow the neighborhood shitbag to lock something undesirable in it so
1. You have something undesirable and potentially illegal in your secured possession (I've seen everything from bags of shit to abandoned babies and kittens, which promptly die or went in dead)
2. Still doesn't secure your package, IF it's delivered at all, because the box is already locked when the carrier gets there.

t. mail fraud investigator

>>34476514
How many stamps are needed for a dead baby?

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>tfw I deliver 130 ton packages and tell customers to fuck off if their shit isn't right.
>tfw telling a sheriff's deputy to fuck off if he ever wants us to get off a crossing.
#raillife