humor thread

>>34463644
There is no humor in your pic, OP. Only sadness.

>>34463644
>burt.png

>>34463644
Enjoy that bloated leg while its lasts.

>>34464221
Took me a little while to notice it.

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>>34463644
obligatory 1/2

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>>34464415
2/2

>>34464403
It's a me....Mario....

>>34464221
That was actually me at a range outside of Kansas City. Posting from my phone, when I get home I'll post pics of my tail and trench coat

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>>34464490

Just do us all a favor and kill yourself instead, you subhuman piece of shit.

>>34464391
/k/atmmando?

>>34464403
Is this implying that Ferdinand just sort of drove himself around?

>>34464403
Why... why does the furry have a yinyang on it's wing

>>34464547
I assume it's supposed to be like a god of chaos or something, so it's neither good nor evil.
It's a pretty shitty design, nonetheless.

>>34464557
Why is functional flamethrower under ""irredeemable"?
Flamethrowers are civilian legal.

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>>34464583

>>34464403
Luigi has had enough of Mario's shit.

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>>34464598
I wondered this too. You can get pic related for less than 2k

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>>34463644

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>>34464557
>Large caliber handguns under wierd
>Not under normie instead
Nigga please

>>34464672
This is surely done as a joke, but how the fuck would you hold that?

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>>34464672

>a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!

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>>34464687
Very carefully.

>>34464391
I'm moderately impressed by the sewing on this

>>34464544
How deep is the snow?

>>34464391
Cute.
CUUUTE.

>>34464522
"stop liking things i dont like"

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>>34464522
>>34464759
I'm pretty sure that guy was actually asking you to love the world enough to grace it with your nonexistence.

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>>34464391
Diamond Cat?

>>34464557
>irredeemable
>illegal weapon acquisition

>be me yesterday
>consider asking copfriend to basically strawpurchase me a Glock 25
>he's probably too "by the book" for that
>considered joining the local police force simply to buy a pile of Glock 25's and 28's with my new LEO exception

It seemed more reasonable yesterday...

>>34464221
WTF? Why is there a nigger at that range?

>>34464236
WE WUZ

>>34464811
Haha it's funny because you're pretending to miss the rather obvious joke with a humorously racist remark instead XDDD

>>34464784
i was not the guy he was talking to. I just find anyone annoying if they try to stop someone from doing something they want, no matter what stupid thing it is.

>>34464819
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34464522
Kill yourself, nogunz faggot

>>34464391
Thanks for making me shoot beer out of my nose. Asshole.

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>>34464557
>I'm classified as Fallen

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>>34464876
Sure, on paper I might agree but furries aren't even people.
>>34464784

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Rule of CC right here boys

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>>34464490

>>34465030
Please don't associate him with us.
In fact please don't associate any of us with us.

>>34464948
if you were a babysitter and you were babysitting two kids. one was retarded annoying but mostly harmless and the other was totally normal. the retarded kid sits in the corner and play with the retarded toys he is not really that big of an issue, he is just fucking retarded.

now if the other kid starts having an issue with how the retarded kid goes about his playing, "because its all retarded and shit", its obviously with that kid the problem lies. Because you cant fucking make someone "unretarded".

And in this setting you are that normal kid, and you choose to get upset at something that does not at all bother your immediate situation. If some weirdo wants to jack off to what only can be described as some weird human-cat-fox hybrid, where the paws dont make anatomically sense and they for some reason have human hands, and not bother anyone in the process. Trying to stop them, or reacting in disgust will just provoke more bothersome behavior. Just look at /b/ and all the /pol/ threads that turn into interracial threads and vice versa.

Just shut the fuck up, and let it go away.

PS: Just like to add as a 65 year old man that only ever mastrubated to actual paper magazines back in the day, even what you would consider normal porn is too much for me. Imagine if i started doing what you are doing... i would never get sleep. Who wants fucking feet on their cock anyways?

>>34465041
The only thing I want to associate you with is the suicide rate

>>34465077
Idunno man I just fap to women with some fur on them, I don't think that alone is worth killing my self over.
Now if I were to announce that I am a furry in public or at a convention or something in the way I dress or something, I would probably wish for death on myself also.

>>34464720
depends on who you stand on

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>>34465097
Just realized I said "or something" way too much.

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>>34464490
Post it furfag, I fucking dare you.

>>34464646
I was there!

>>34464490
That tail better be a tail plug

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>>34464793

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>>34465225
I'm in this one!
I really shouldn't be happy about it, though.

>>34465259
The font on this is terrible.

>>34464415
>Unit 777
> As explosives were detonated to attempt to blow a hole on the top of the airframe, the explosion ripped through the cabin area, immediately killing 20 passengers.[6] Using the same hole, the operators gained entry to the plane but in the confusion opened fire indiscriminately and killed and injured more passengers. In the ensuing chaos, passengers that managed to flee the plane were then gunned down by snipers in positions around the airport who mistook them for terrorists attempting to escape. The total number of passengers killed was 57, out of 88 total.

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>>34465267

>>34465259
>>34464793
hot

>>34464313
I remember that thread.

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>>34463644
This is a wasserwerfer.

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>>34465408
It werfs wasser.

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>>34465267
I fail to see the humor in this

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>>34464557
Does this count as fallen?

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>>34465421

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>>34465267

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>>34465430
Apparently, "wasser" means "dirty hippies." I'm, like, 80% sure.

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>>34464557

I guess I would be a creep.

>>34465356
I mean, it was literally like a week ago....

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>>34464557
>tfw irredeemable
I wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>34464403

>the ghost king furry of balance made Nico Belic shoot Mario.

My Great uncle lost an Arm in the Ardennes so this could be made.

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>>34465267

>>34464702
>purple drank
Oh man, that's perfect.

>>34464415
>>34464421
I don't know anything about these teams but god is this funny.
>>34464403
What the fuck does this meam

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>>34465073
kay~

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>>34465259
MUH DICK

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>>34465802

>>34465073
>65 year old man
how did you end up on 4chan?

>>34465802
I have to wonder how these guys are that creative at fucking with people. Even if that was me in that situation I'd probably be more amused than upset because it's that ridiculous.

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>>34465667
>What the fuck does this meam
If you're asking what it's supposed to be, it's a crude representation of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand which is widely cited as being the catalyst that sparked World War I. Why there's a furry there, or why this image was made, I dunno.

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>>34465826

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>>34465859
Takes a special kind of people to create drillhats and killhats.

>>34465890

>>34464391
Lmfao did they put black face paint on that cat?

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>>34465914
>>34465859
I tell you what!

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>>34464943
>I'm classified as Fallen
And are just a Dreg, your lower arms docked.

>>34464514
>Akshually
It abwehrkanons Fluzeugen

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>>34465930
>>34465859
yep

>>34464738
BUILD THE TRENCH!

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>>34465958
I have a lot of them, apparently.
>>34465859
Ribbed for your pleasure.

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>>34465991

>>34465991
I'm almost in tears here, keep going!

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>>34465267
I can't deal with this feel

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>>34465259

>>34464391
Freedom seems to have lowered their recruiting standards eh?

Oh wait...

>>34465482
fuck off oldfag

>>34464784
>Danger factor duckbill hadrosaur: 0/10 gayest dinosaur ever

fucking kek!

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>>34464683
That's the first time I've seen a jungle bunny with trigger control.

>>34466559
>jungle bunny

>>34466559
What are you, 70?

>>34466559
always makes me smile when I see them being responsible. (At least a little responsible anyway)

>>34464943
You have a shark? No fair.

>>34466581
You know, a moon cricket, a spade, a banjo lipped bozak.

>>34466006
Oh my fuck, that's good

>>34466797
>banjo lipped bozak
Where the fuck does that come from? How do you get 'nigger' out of that?

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>>34466797

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>>34464378

>>34464649
>still only has 2 1/2 combat loads

>>34464221
I wonder if his bullets go really slow.

>>34464378
BLACKED

Requesting the "YOU NEED TO HYDRATE, MARINE!" story with the milkshake

>>34465448
It means water

>>34468245
Are you sure? Because it's clearly warfing dirty hippies here.

>>34464221

I noticed the lady wearing sandals before the furry faggot.

>>34468302
Ah yes, the break action-bolt action assassination rifle. Truly a machine of death.

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>>34464378

>>34468366
Doubling the action means you can shoot the entire round and that's terrifying.

I feel fuckin' old
These threads used to be filled with willis pics but no one even remembers he graced this board

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>>34464583

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>>34468409
Don't worry, you're still in good company here.

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>>34465267
>loneliness

Help me relearn this feel, I've been experiencing it so long I'm not sure what it's like anymore.

Last thing I remembered was chest pain, but maybe that was something else.

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>>34468409
I remember those days, back when night /k/ was good for discussions, day /k/are was never taken seriously and where /pol/ would pop up. Back when the only thing shitting up /k/ was furfags and day /k/are.

Some days I'd take a furfag over /pol/fags

>>34464313
Just bought a 226 but this is still funny

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>>34465259
TIME TO JACK OFF

>>34468467
Is that really Meplat

>>34468522
>do i fit in yet guise

>>34468472
No, that's about right.
For me loneliness conjures up deep chest pains. It's almost like when you get butterflies but they're hurting you instead of getting you excited.

>>34468604
Fuck.

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>>34468522
/k/ has always leaned pretty far right, even before /pol/ became a political phenomenon.

It's always been rife with slotting floppies, bush war short shorts, not giving a fuck and calling der fuhrer, and hating on commies. That hasn't changed, honestly.
The only differences today versus yesterday is that useful discussion is down, and more useless discussion takes place (something that both you and I are doing right now, by the way)
That, and that faggots like you wander through here and inject commentary about /pol/ completely uninvited.

>>34468591
Yes. He was too good for us.
I wonder what he gets up to nowadays.

>>34468302
Hitler was a fucking saint with all the attempts made on his life. I think it goes more towards how well despots are able to defend themselves

>>34468622
He posts here some times but only very rarely. I'm sure I've spotted some stealth meplats here and there.

He probably browses frequently though which means that Meplat is watching.

Thank you Meplat.

>>34465296
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_raid_on_Larnaca_International_Airport

>Unit 777 intervenes in plane hijacking in Cyprus
>launch unauthorized assault against hijackers immediately after landing
>Cypriot National Guard open fire as they have no clue who these fuckboys are
>make sure to fire shots at the building the Cypriot President is inside
>15 Unit 777 operators dead, 1 jeep destroyed, 1 Egyptian c130 destroyed and 3 crew killed
>Realise afterwards that the hijackers had already surrendered before they launched their attack

You can't make this shit up, fucking kek

>>34468766
At every job I've worked, a fair chunk of people were mostly incompetent and just scraping by.
Operators (and doctors, cops, etc) are just people working a job. This thought is always terrifying

>>34466136
>Specialized evolved predator
>every action taken (including/especially playful games with humans) is also a training exercise
>born to kill
Honestly cats are the best operators.

>>34464804
>eyepatch
>two-eyed nv

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>>34465513
Absolute gold

>>34468781
Here's a more terrifying thought:
There are operators, doctors, and cops who go to this godforsaken site.

The next surgery you have or the next time you're pulled over, it may very well be a /k/ommando, a /b/tard, or even a /pol/lack.

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some OC

>>34465939
>akkksschually
It's a Kanone that abwehrs Flugzeugen.

>>34464557
>no Recreational Thumbnukes™

>>34468849
I don't get it. Is it that you're wearing cargo shorts?

>>34468872
that's not me
I made the pic

but yes it's about the leg region

>>34468874
Here we see the basement dweller in his natural habitat. Left alone to his devices, the basement dweller will slowly normalize the horrendous conditions in which it exists. It seems we have found a fully matured basement dweller, note how not only has it accepted the backwards nature of its own existence, but shuns the ways of typical man kind. The basement dweller has seen a "normie", what they call the typical person in their dialect. He lashes out at the tan lines of someone who spends more than 5 seconds in direct sunlight for he believes anything that he does not experience or enjoy to be "badwrongfun". The basement dweller is truly a savage and enigmatic beast.

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>>34468897

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>>34468898

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Can someone translate this?

>>34468919
"Aviashilka = Air Shilka"
"ZSU-23-4 vs. F-22"
Seems like some sort of an airborne AA tank fighting F-22s.

>>34468919
"Nikolai Chernov"
"AviaShilka"
"ESU-23-4 against F-22"

"Born to crawl - Fly it can!"

>>34464557
I'm all over the fuckin place

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>>34469005

>>34469015

Helmet is backwards aswell.

>>34469010
>>34469008
>>34469005
Oh my sweet dear jesus. Is it hard to put a nail in the nerf gun as a firing pin?

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>>34464702

>>34469015
I mean yea the mp5 fail... but uh.. also that ACH helmet is backwards.

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>>34469015
Pretty sure it symbolizes how womyns in the police are a joke.

>>34464557
>tfw irredeemable because I have a torture device
>tfw I only ever use it on myself
Not fair.

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>>34464571
man I miss these.

>>34469252
Imagine a five barrel bolt-action that shot one entire clip per trigger pull, then belt-fed another in when you cycle the bolt.

God damn son.

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>>34465408

It also scoops eyes!

>>34469298
>clip
Newfags get out

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>>34469312
I don't know if you're making a bottommost-drawer attempt at trolling or if you're actually that fucking stupid. Either way, it is not appreciated.

>>34469312
those are stripper clips on the belt.

>>34469311
holy shit they can tell he was jewish from inside that thing? german tech is something else i tell ya

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>>34465259
Muh dik

>>34464562
I imagine there's a very specific type of person that has this image saved on their computer.

>>34465121
fun fact: his name is Dan Payne

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>>34469458

>>34465267
My eyes are teary but i laughed.

>>34464522
Kys for shit posting

>>34465991
Had the same thing happen on my recruit course expect it was a canteen that some dude dropped out of his webbing. Had another guy fall asleep on watch who had to write a letter to the families of the other 50 recruits explain why they're child was now dead in order to allow him to get a good nights sleep.

>>34464236
What game is that?

>>34464221
You just know that fag is thinking, "Fucking niggers" too.

>>34464514
Almost.

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>>34468919

>that fucking pilot

Every time

>>34469703
Looks like Sniper Elite 3
If you play it, play it with realistic bullet drop/wind and never use the bull shit "shoot here, you mouth breathing retard" button
That shit just makes it too easy

>>34468435
That's what I call a raifu.

>>34469015
Dumb bitch doesn't know you're supposed to put the magazines in the right way with the bullets backwards.

>>34468522
4chan is /pol/

>>34469703
Looks like Sniper Elite 3
If you play it, play it with realistic bullet drop/wind and never use the bull shit "shoot here, you mouth breathing retard" button
That shit just makes it too easy

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>>34464547
>>34464582
>>34465667
That's because yinyang (as furry stuff too) are symbols from Satanism:

"Be sober,
be vigilant;
because your adversary the devil,
as a roaring lion,
walketh about,
seeking whom he may devour"
-1 Peter 5:8

>>34469895
you're the fucking faggot who wouldn't stop spamming his shitty waifu back on the drawthreads

>>34469895
>symbols from Satanism:

>>34469895
Christianity is about as relevant today as Scientology, get your fairy tales back to /co/

>>34465924
It's a Siamese retard

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>>34469932
>>34469958
>>34470086
Stay mad sinners furryfags.

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>>34468891
Here we see the fashionless faggot, who wears tube socks and shorts, with no idea how dumb that looks. After all, his mother bought him a 12-pack of socks at Wal-Mart for $14, why wouldn't he wear them every day?

>>34464415
Kek I remember the day when this was made. France attacks two years ago. Was glorious. One screen I had the live coverage, the other /k/

>>34465073
shut the fuck up you old loser, furries are degenerates and your paragraphs and alzheimers brain wont change that

>>34468849
I now want a /k/ave like this

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>>34464702
I was there!

>>34468366
don't forget the invisible pistol grip
fucking hell how can Commiefornian children even survive now?

>>34464391
Tactical kitty.

>>34468972
great victory for /k/

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>>34464702
>mfw I was there
Was rolling on the city bus

>>34469860
Eat shit and go back to your containment board, douche.

>>34469895
>That's because yinyang (as furry stuff too) are symbols from Satanism:
>non-religious/spiritual philosophical symbol
>Satanism

Idiot.

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>>34469895
>Ying and Yang
>Satanic symbol

>>34468302
>Kennedy was shot because of the Bay of Pigs fuck up.
>Oswald was most likely a patsy
>Malcolm X was most certainly not all for us all living together and loving one another.

The author is clearly an uneducated pinko. Would suggest he/she read up on the history of the individuals they decide to illustrate especially with such message attached.

>>34464760
Shieet I've been trying to find that cap forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs4ceqDCzq0

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>>34464391
Tactical Snuggles

>>34464588
What's this from?

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>>34463644
Fresh off Armslist.

>>34470479
range safety is a bit of a problem though

cave is 10m unnaground with stairs and a steep slope and shit

so if you get injured you have to be carried up by the RO (me)

one dude shot himself in the foot with my CZ once
wasn't a fun ride to the hospital

>>34468856
Also correct, but an Abwehrkanone is different from just a Kanone. Compund nouns are fun.

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>>34464710
>Republicans hate women
>Women don't deserve to defend themselves from rape

>>34472467
>Implying you can't vote dem and still think anti-gunners are retarded
Is every GOP voter a neo-nazi too?

I think the person in OP's pic might have congestive heart failure and thus the swollen cankles.

>>34468835
This is why I don't go to the doctor anymore. I've met 2 PhDs at nugget fest. Nuff said.

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>>34465267
JUST

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>>34471914
>Calling George Carlin a Pinko
What kind of faggot ass pussy hipster are you

>>34469058
not like the entire gun would fucking explode when you shot it or anything

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>>34464702
There's an older version of this idea I thought I had saved of musket lines in a McDonald's parking lot late at night. Wish I could find it.

>>34472807
Carlin didn't make that comic

>>34473055

It's his fucking monologue, ya dumb cooze.

>>34473055
No, that is true, but that dialogue is taken from one of his rants.

>>34464221
>your average /k/ommander

>>34468435
That's literally an airsoft target range. Japan is so weird.

>>34469005
I don't have the picture, but I do remember him posting a reply that was basically them telling him to fuck off because they didn't regulate toy guns

>>34473107
How is that weird in literally any way

>>34473065
I think that poster took issue with the names being cited. I'm familiar with the monologue but nit enough to know whether or not that author added names to it.

>>34469015
>>34469041
No shit. It's Adobe

>>34469605
If this story is true, TITS!!1!.
If it is fake, go to HELL!

>>34464221
>skeletor
>sunglasses
>no ear pro
>cheap fake leather duster/trench coat
>furry tail
Hmmm

>>34464588
Nice to see they included the neat USP.

>>34465267
I drew dat

>>34469458

>important social gathering
>normie talking about something boring
>playing with inanimate object instead of paying attention
>wants to remove kebab

/ourguy/

>>34465259
Hey /trash/ how's it going

>>34472536
>>34472467
>not knowing that that is one of many fakes /k/ made

>>34473088
kys

>>34464174
This is the most pathetic 'humor', looks like a mongoloid made it

>>34473630
The artist just drew whoever he wanted to represent peacelovers. Carlin never mentioned them by name

>>34473107
They love guns, you know. That's why they are so lovingly portrayed in manga and anime. The problem is that their country is so cucked that they aren't allowed to own any, so they look to airsoft as a substitute.

>>34465448
The proper phrase would be wasserkanone?

>>34475825
>aren't allowed to own any
You can own a scattergat for hunting (of the double barrel variety), but it`s not easy to get a license.

>>34468604
Thanks, that's another feel in the feel stash.

>>34469358
kek

>>34466006
i dont get it

>>34477909
Red Cross message was that private Stone's mother had passed away

>>34477909
this is the manner inwhich private stone was informed of the recent passing of his mother.

>>34477943
>>34477990
How is that funny?

>>34477943
>>34477990
thats fucking savage

>>34465267
just broke up with my long term girlfriend and for the first time in years I have to sleep alone and it's killing me

>>34469474
that person is me now

>>34470335
>go to the park/out golfing/to the range wearing shorts because lmao115degrees.
>don't want my ankles being chowdered up by bugs, sticks, gravel, sand, brass, and other whathaveyous that occur in the great outofdoors
>sunburn, because fuck big pharma
>some anon that doesn't leave his basement starts talking fashion like anyone gives a shit my manly ankles are covered by a sock that reaches halfway up my manlet calf, making them roughly 4 inches long

>>34478138

You're only ever like a day or two worth of Tinder away from finding some 6-7/10 with self esteem issues to suck your sick and cuddle you all night. Tell them it's not too serious, but take them to do things sometimes to keep them on the hook. All this while, be looking for another true love.

>>34468849
is this Hagerbach?