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War Ends in NK, 10 years left of Mopping UP

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Government offers free accommodations for 1 month to venture into the woods and Hills of Deep angry NK to find and kill any remaining Commies left.
You have to bring your own equipment and ammo. Contract takes to to the hot zone and drops you off, pick up in same area in 30 days!
Would you take the offer?
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How much are they paying?
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>>34458677
Can I bring back a harem of combat wives
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>>34458677
>camp in same spot for 30 days
>magdump into the trees a couple of times
>dig some holes that look like graves and cover them again
>when they come to pick me up, explain that I burried the ones I killed
>reduction of ammo gives my story credibility
>take check and go home
>profit????
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>>34458677
1) How much are they paying?
2) Can I bring back as many Nork guns/loot as I can?
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>>34458677
>Nork holdouts
>after the leadership falls
kek
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>>34458758
>not going home with commemorative necklace made of communist ears.
>Not taking nork commie memorabilia as spoils of war
Why even go?
But seriously... what is the pay?
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>>34458767
No pay you just go in like the your in the Preditor Movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ-EOg38t1o
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>>34458807
>not going home with commemorative necklace made of communist ears.

You'd literally have to collect them off the corpses of starved civies. This regime is the textbook definition of running on fumes. As soon as it collapses, all loyalty to it evaporates. This isn't like Iraq where there are pre-existing ethnic/religious divides waiting to boil over into civil war. Remove the generals and dear leader and you have a populace that's too malnourished and accustomed to obedience and capitulation to offer up any resistance to foreign occupation.
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>>34458758

>Not having a bounty system that has ironclad validation so you're not paying people to do nothing.

>Not requiring ears/scalps/noses to indicate kills.
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>>34458677
Its pretty simple
>Go to based korea
>Find a sweet moderately fucked up bunker
>Enslave a bunch of gooks to farm the land around it
>Live out my days fucking korean cuties and playing with shit tier russian knock off funs
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>>34459378
You cant do that in 30 days... This is a kill mission no gay fantasy's. You go in and tacticool out, take on seasoned commies on their turf. Get maps to Weapons Cache's.
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>>34458677
In a heartbeat.
The real question is, what gear to bring?
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>>34459456
DATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT!
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>>34459429
please tell me why i would do what theyre telling me to?
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>>34458807
>Not taking nork commie memorabilia as spoils of war

What memorabilia? The country cant even afford to feed their own without a heavy reliance on foreign aid, do you really think a bunch of hold outs hiding in ratholes in the hills are gonna have more than the clothes an their backs and clapped out AKs with 5 rounds in them?
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>>34459597
yeah but the Chinese and Russians are going to do the same so they also are open for hunting season. You might have to wear a tracking device so there's no friendly fire.
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