Hipsters BTFO thread

>>34452974
No. I don't OC in ironic dive bars or bad basement shows.

>>34452974
I tend to avoid places where Hipsters hang out.

>>34452974
I imagine I could find more than a dozen liberal nut jobs freaking out over someone open carrying on youtube

>>34452974
>combing /b/ for pics of muscle girls
>find a pic of a qt3.14 hipster with a chest tattoo
>share my newfound love with /k/
kys

>>34453128
>Assuming /b/ is alive

>>34452974
This dude looks like gyp a crack whore

>>34452974
Why hipsters specifically?

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>>34453148
/b/ got cancer, grew up and turned into /pol/, now /pol/ is dead due to cancer ala pic related

im glad this is has always been a magical place though

>>34452974
>BE ME
>OC
>SEE LIBERAL
>HE NO LIEK GUN
HAHAHAHAH BTFO

>>34453158
Best reactions. Femshits and others work too.

>>34453167
God every time I see someone refer to Kekistan I cringe so fucking hard.
They look like a retard who is so in love with being an edgelord because it helps them cope with the fact no one has ever liked them.

I carried my gun on me while I was at home for a while. Not because I was actually thinking I'd need it, but to break in a new holster.

Anyway, I had a party and my friend and his SUPER hipster gf came over. About an hour in, she finally noticed my gun. My friend asked me to let him see it, so I pulled it out (was already unloaded, but I racked the slide a few times to show him.) and handed it over.

Well. She went through her anti-fun bullshit, nothing new or inventive. Same ol' arguments with no basis in reality. Then she asked to hold it.

I was drunk by this time and didn't react fast enough. But my friend handed it to her. Her first move was to point it directly at her own head and pull the fucking trigger. Then look at me and mumble stuff about how easy she could have killed herself, and that I'd have to live with that, etcetc. despite the fact that the trigger was nolonger cocked she kept trying to pull it over and over, even pointing it at my friend, then my dog. But the time she was about to get to me, I stripped it right out of her hands and put it in my safe. I told my buddy to watch her like a fucking hawk after that, and the rest of the night we were all sort of weirded out by her. She kept getting into conversations, laughing, then she'd bring up my gun and how she could have killed herself.


Bitch killed herself a month later.

>>34454396
Pasta?

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>>34454396

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>>34454396

>>34454414
Nope. Sadly, it is not.

>>34454428
Yep. She had been talking about killing herself for years apparently and I had never heard a word about it from my buddy who was dating her. Or his mom, who was very close to her. Everyone just let her "take care of it" herself.

Worst part is, she killed herself on the night before Halloween, so my friend thought it was a prank.

This convinced me that most Libtards do suffer room some mental illness, or multiple ones.

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>>34452974
>Hipsters BTFO thread
>asks for greentext stories to fit what he already has chosen to believe
Sad!

my wife's liberal hipster brother and liberal cousins freaked out about me open carrying.

>live in AZ
>my brother in law and wife's cousins come from commiefornia for the holidays
>first time seeing them after our wedding (got married in commiefornia)
>welcome them to our home
>approach them with my pistol OWB
>they look at me like im going to kill them
>wife assures them that i always carry because drunks and homeless sometimes wonder on our property
>they give a nervous smile
>we go to walmart to pick up some stuff
> aanon isnt illegal to carry a gun openly
>tell them this is AZ
>arrive at walmart they see like 3 other people OC
>they mutter to each other "this is different" and look visibly disturbed
>wife suggest we go to starbucks
>they agreed
>they see a girl OWB a pistol
>they look visibly disturbed again
>I know they wanted to say something about all the OC, but didnt.
>said they were going to visit us again, this was about 2 years ago, they never came back.

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>>34454396
how did she anhero anon?

>>34454503
>Not opening the door with an AR slung on you back and yelling "welcome to AZ motherfuckers"

>>34453167
He even has a box to store kebab in. What a guy

>>34452974
No, but I'm sure someone will make a few up.

>>34454476
/Thread

>>34454550
would have done that if they werent uber liberal hipsters, tried to subtly show my interest in guns by holstering my pistol and explaining our laws. they thought all states had the same gun laws and that OC was a meme, boy did they have a rude awakening.

>>34454503
That's not "freaking out"

>>34452974

>open carrying just to "blow hipsters the fuck out"

America was really a mistake.

> my daughter made a new friend at school
> wants to play
> new friend parents want to meet us before play date
> they come over.
> holy shit, tattoos everywhere
> numale baby daddy is in skinny jeans
>baby momma is a ham planet with nerd glasses
> we talk and they seem nice enough
> they the trump bashing starts
> #notmypresident
> we keep it polite and they seem satisfied we're not psychos
> we part ways and the kids play
good thing they didn't look in the garage
Trump signs and reloading equipment everywhere!
The husband came back and saw the garage.
He asked if I shoot. So I told him.

He told me he's always wanted to try!
Hahahaha. I'll make a /k/ommando outta that art major yet!
>

>>34454633
they didnt make a scene because they were being polite and because they are family, I could tell they were internally screaming they didnt want to comeback to AZ,.

>>34452974

>Living in apartment tower in libtard city #206.
>Coming home from range shooting with roommate.
>Park across street from apartment entrance.
>Don't case my rifles because love exercising my right to open carry.
>AK slung over my chest in patrol position while roommate has his AR across his back.
>I cross street and wait on other side while roommate fishes some of his stuff out of the trunk.
>Guy in car drives up the street, notices me on one side of street with AK and roommate on other side with AR.
>SLAMS brakes with visible lurch.
>Think he's reading my body language incorrectly and thinking I want to cross.
>Wave at him to keep going.
>He just looks scared, does not move.
>Shrug and continue waiting for roommate.
>Traffic starts lining up behind guy stopped in road.
>Literally causing traffic jam because this guy is afraid of our rifles.
>Roommate finally done grabbing his dildo collection from the trunk, crosses over to me and we proceed inside.
>Look back over my shoulder and traffic finally starts moving again.

Hue

>>34454689
And this, people, is how you win the battle.

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>>34454396
>mfw happy ending

>>34454396

Reminds me vaguely of a girl I worked with before.

>Hipster girl finds out I concealed carry from a coworker, asks me about it.
>Says one of her ex boyfriends concealed carried.
>Shows me a selfie on her phone of her shoving the barrel of a handgun directly into her mouth, finger on the trigger.
>"That's my ex's gun."
>"Gun oil tastes disgusting."
>Ends the conversation saying that all guns should be banned anyway.

>Anti-gun
>Puts a handgun in her mouth

Snowflake logic.

>>34454586
How fucking sheltered do you have to be to realize states have different laws, even none Americans know this shit

>>34452974
keep this faggotry on the /b/ containment board where it belongs.
MODS

>>34455045
D-d-did she slide her tongue along the barrel to live and clean it like a lewd girl?

Sure

>Liberal walks up to me in school
>HURRR Guns are evil can you please fuck my fat girlfriend
>I then present a logical and well reasoned argument for gun ownership
>Everyone claps
>I fuck the fat out of his girlfriend
>She files a false rape charge on him

Feels goodman

>>34454457
Oh well, one less Liberal for the gene pool

>>34455171
Liberals like to live in their self delusions that everything operates like their utopias.

>>34455045
You got that from a screencap of a nigger's Twitter.

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>>34453167

>>34454396
>racked the slide a few times to show him

So you want to bet your life on the extractor?

Visually inspect the chamber you idiot.

>>34455992
Or get in the habit of putting your pinky in there ;)

>>34455992
>>34456005
>not using your penis to check clear

>>34456019
>>34456005
Fuck it even those are better than racking the slide repeatedly.

I got you OP, I'm gonna slap a story on you.
>Be open-carrying my original National Socialist German Workers Party-Stamped Mauser P08 all matching serial numbers and original holster
>Be open-wearing my original 1939 Iron Cross
>What else am I going to wear to my cousin's bat-mitzvah
>cunty aunt sees me at a distance
>here_we_go.jpg
>comes up to me asks me why I brought a gun into her "holy building"
>tell her to be safe cunt
>Asks if I can at least remove the Iron Cross, as it's "insensitive"
>what a triggered little SJW retard
>Begin to inform her of my rights as an American citizen and how Uncle Adolph's radical de-lousing program was greatly exaggerated
>Alpha-Jew Uncle charges at me
>draw glorious pistole of Mauser design
>as the shot hits uncle he disintegrates into thin sheafs of paper
>look more closely
>the glorious people's gun of the people of Germany has turned him into dollar bills
>the pile of money covers my exit as I slide out the back
>pretty jewish girl stops me
>says she really wants to feel my dirty uncut gentile dick inside her
>I politely decline
>cops arrive at this point
>see me, salute
>They weren't giving you any trouble, were they sir?
>no officer
>I give my Luger my signature twirl on my index finger and effortlessly slide it back into the holster
>cop and I become range buddies
>cop has smoking hot 19 year old daughter of pure aryan stock
>sire an heir on her
>get flown to Washington where I'm personally awarded the Medal of Honor by President Donald J Trump for "taking those dirty kikes down a peg"

>>34455837

>Nigger's Twitter

My coworker was a blonde white girl tho, senpai.

>>34456090
Yup.

>>34456045
>>how Uncle Adolph's radical de-lousing program was greatly exaggerated

This is true tho.

>be Jewish
>get put in chamber
>think we're gonna get gassed
>we actually experience a gentle delousing
>we all clap

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This one's pretty nice.

>>34452974
Millersville, here.

Made the mistake of buying a house in 08, figured it wouldn't be a terrible choice paying it off for 20 years because the gun laws couldn't get much worse. I was young, and foolish.

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>>34454396
I always love a happy ending.

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>>34453167
>these cancerous idiots are lurking /k/ now
I would unironically personally gas this faggot. I stopped browsing /pol/ because of shit like this.

>>34452974

Who said those kind of "hipsters" or whatever have to be anti-gun? If they did carry, though, it would have to be some weird, hipster gun like a Star Model B or some kind of .32 revolver or something

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>>34452974
Lol, MD dude here. What you have pictured here is a faggot. You should know better, you are one!

Anyways, living in Baltimore like I do, and enjoying my days as a heterosexual male, I fuck girls. Some of them you might even call "hipsters". And whatever whatever, people on this site get fucking worked up when someone says they're having sex and they're not married, idgaf.

Now, it does suck in this state because I wanna be able to use the trigger guard like a cock ring in public just like everyone else. I'll agree with you there. What's interesting is when you're chillin with a girl and shes into you and you lean in and whisper "I own a gun and I own it for personal defense."

>Wet every time.

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>>34456821
>.32 ACP
Got the caliber right, just not the gun.

>>34456115
Oh I wish dude

>>34456436
You fucking hicks think you got it bad? I'm in fucking MOCO!

>>34456427

I have an old holster that I occasionally put a banana in and walk around with when I'm feeling like a cheeky cunt.

Why OC when you can CCW...
No need to advertise.

>>34455939
>implyign all the faggots to the left aren't the real cancer
They did you a favor by ridding you of Neocon scum you fucking cuck
0.1 cents has been deposited into your account

>>34458770
>be you in line
>jamaal walks in, cases the joint
>sees your gun
>walks away

inb4 muh payday 2 gotta kill the guards first when there's a place just down the street

Is that loaded, is that legal, one time "how are the OC laws here I just moved from texas"

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>>34454396
>dumb liberal commits sewerslide
Good.

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>>34454667
Die from AIDS.

>>34456045
>Luger
>a Mauser design
Do some learning

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>>34456045
>Luger
>Mauser design
>garbage /pol/ story
You are part of reason I left /pol/, we couldn't laugh at niggers without some stormfaggot like you shitting up thread, go to >>>/trash/ and stay.

>>34455171
I live in San Francisco, you have NO idea how much of a bubble these people wallow in. Damn near snapped at a couple of techies literally condescending on people who voted republican. But I was at work and wouldve gotten written up.

>>34458966

Best tactic if you open carry is to have a friend CC with you, IMO.

>Jamal decides to target you
>CCW friend steps away looking scared
>Draws while Jamal distracted with you
>Blows Jamal's brains out
>Everyone lives happily ever after

>Jamal sees your OC
>Leaves
>Gets shot by a cop anyway
>Get some beer and pizza with CC friend
>Bring out the whisky
>Get a little too drunk
>Have gay sex
>Wake up next morning spooning your bro
>Everyone lives happily ever after

>>34459426

>Not drawing the deep carry pocket pistol you tactically keep in your anus and shooting up the place

You fucking libtard scum.

>>34455703
feelsgoodbeingwhite.jpeg

>>34452974

You sound like a fucking snowflake.

My advice? Grab any firearm (if you own any) and kill yourself.

Otherwise, go out the pussy way and go for the classic booze and pills.

Ignore them?

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>>34454396

>>34454503

>tfw one of those walmart OCs could've been me.

Ive only had dumb calicunt transplants ask about it or bitch. Like you're in AZ now. Get used to it or go back to your commie shithole.

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>>34452974
>walking into apartment
>see old guy going in up in front of me, rush forward a little bit and hold the door for him
>as he walks by look in his back pocket
>revolver hanging out of the back of his pants, can't tell exactly what it is
>as he walks through the door ask "colt or S&W"
>he pats his pocket and says 686 and smiles
That's my only experience with open carry in my life since I don't open carry and rarely see anyone who does.

>Grandpa slowly develops Alzheimers
>At first he's just a bit slower mentally, then he's forgetting what room he's in, then he's forgetting how to speak. Just an awful thing overall
>Grandma gives his .38 Colt, mk4 series 80, to my mother
>Mom doesn't really know to how handle guns
>I ask her if she'd like to sell it to me
>She's unsure until I field strip it for her, teach her how it functions, etc
>Straight up gives it to me
>The thing is though, is that I'm a neet living with her full time. so it's still in her house
>13yr old brother flips between mom's house and our father's house every week
>Dad eventually finds out that there's a gun in the house
>Absolutely freaks out
>"It, statistically, factually shows that gun owners hurt themselves by accident more than they defend themselves from intruders"
>"I feel completely unsafe with that gun in the house with my kid"
>Ridicules and tries to insult me when mom says it's her house and to fuck off
>"I wouldn't trust Anon with a gun. He's still living in your house! He can't properly maintain a gun if he can't clean his room!"
>"You don't even know how guns work! Just sell it Anon!"
>Ask him if he knows what a sear is
>"Stop making up words"
>That was yesterday
if anyone wants to give me pointers on what to do or say to him i would very much appreciate it
so far my responses have mainly been 'if that's what you think'

>>34460236
Ask if if he knows what a backstrap safety is, a barrell bushing, or the difference between SA/DA, etc.

Remove the gun from mom's possession and maintain it with you at all times. He might be likely to try and remove it himself

>>34460236
Tell him he's projecting his own ignorance of the subject on others and then to fuck off.

>>34460236
>>34460243
This. You have the right to keep your property in your room, "my house my rules" isn't legally recognized outside of judge judy. Buy a gun safe that screws into your desk, ideally.

>>34460236
shooting him would get the job done

>>34459529
>friend
Try wife.

>>34460236
Tell him if he wants to control what happens in his ex wife's house so badly, he shouldn't have got divorced.

>>34460236
but dad more people die in car accidents by a huge margin

but dad how would you feel if your sons were killed in a home invasion

>>34460284

>

Fucking savage

>>34460243
This. And if hes that kind of antigun buttfucker, dont hesitate to drop him when he forcefully tries to remove the guns from the house.

>did this crazy fucker really advise Anon to shoot his father?

Yes I did. Waste that motherfucker if hes coming for your guns.

Oh: And GET A JOB

>>34460260
Also, not his house so definitely not his rules

>>34460236
Clean your room. Show him he's wrong.

>>34460236
Just beat up otouto. He sounds like a little faggot

>>34454396
>points gun at head and pulls the trigger in a public setting
>commits suicide later
Sounds like the dumb cunt was trying to make a spectacle of her going out. Here's hoping that when she went out it was alone in her house so that A: she didn't traumatize anyone, and B: she failed to receive the attention she craved even in the end.

>>34455992
You are fucking autistic

>>34460191
>Like you're in AZ now. Get used to it or go back to your commie shithole.

No anon. They're going move to AZ, like they've been doing for years, slowly but surely turning the state less and less red. Eventually it will turn blue instead. And once that colonization is complete, one of the first things they'll do is copy paste California's shitty laws.

>>34460331
Have fun with your ND. I hope it doesn't hit you or anyone else.

>>34460310
Talking about his mother keeping a gun in a safe anywhere but his room. 18-21 year olds still don't actually know they have rights. They've had it drilled into them that living somewhere for free means you're slave-tier.

>>34455992
If it's his carry gun he would bet his life on the extractor if he needed it anyway.

>>34460236
For one, tell him that "gun owners hurt themselves by accident more than they defend themselves from intruders" is total nonsense. Specifically, the half-assed study that produced that talking point only considered justifiable homicides as self-defense. So any incidents where a gun was used in self-defense that didn't end with the assailant getting killed didn't count in their eyes. And those justifiable homicides only count for ~0.1% of defensive gun uses. Furthermore, that study also only looked at whether someone in a particular household was hurt with ANY gun, not necessarily a gun from that household. Later follow up research on the cases from that study found that only 17% of the cases that reported a gun injury were caused by a gun from that household - and those were overwhelmingly self-inflicted and domestic violence. Accidents are extremely rare.

>>34456045
Kek'd

>>34458866
>Calls 4channers cancer
>On 4chan
Go back to /r/the_(((donald))), cuck.

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>>34454689
This right here.

>>34454457
Part time hipster, former liberal here.

Realizing that the left is infested with people struggling with mental illness is one of the first steps you take before letting it go. I was able to extract my fiancee from the indoctrination that way, pointing out that her friends from HS, college, etc who were the most politically active on the left were all at their core, folks who showed major signs of being deeply unhappy.

Once you point that out, it's easy then to instill reasonable doubt vis a vis them believing what they believe because it makes sense vs them believing what they believe because it's soothing to their deep-seated mental illness.

The whole house of cards comes crashing pretty quickly after that. Realizing how legitimately happy conservative/traditional women with families and good home lives all are just twists the knife.

>>34458602
>MOCO
>Ever

Why? Just... Why???

Seriously. Just hop over the Potomac to NoVA.

t. Baltimoron. What I'd give to have a non cuck state just across the river from me.

>>34460236
"Fuck you, stop using your kids as a way to get one over your ex-wife."

Seriously, though, fuck him and fuck any parent who uses their children like that.

>>34460359
Could I get an official source on that please? I'm not doubting you at all, I'd just prefer to see the actual study.

>>34456755
I too left /pol/. It's just became a daycare for virgin preteens to beat their dicks to pepe the frog. This place is my last hope.

>>34454934
>>34456682
>>34459004
careful not to cut yourself

>>34460236
"Fear of weapons in sign of retarded sexual or emotional maturity"

>>34456755
>>34460791
>stopped browsing /pol/ in 2014 because of the increasing cancer
>the cancer back then is now leaving because of an even larger cancer now
jesus

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>>34454396

>>34454396
I love stories that look bleak but then have a surprise happy ending

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>>34459028
>>34459065
>In 1930, Mauser took over manufacture of the P.08 (until 1943).[2]
Of all the people in this thread, it's noguns faggots like you who do not belong, go be triggered somewhere else retards.

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>>34460236

Here's some greentext from my experience living with anti-guns and inheriting a gun.

>Year and a half ago, consider myself somewhat liberal because I don't mind LGBT stuff, am for clean energy sources, space travel, etc.
>Mild interest in guns but didn't consider it much as most of my friends were liberals.
>Living with extremely liberal Tumblrina lesbian roommate.
>Dad dies, I inherit a shotgun from him.
>Bring the shotgun home in a case.
>She loses her god damn mind.
>Not expecting her to get so triggered.
>"YOU'RE PUTTING US BOTH IN DANGER WITH THAT!"
>"STATISTICALLY GUN OWNERS SHOOT THEMSELVES MORE THANblahblahblah"
>Really disturbed by her behavior, but agree to sell it, since I didn't like my dad that much and it just reminded me of him anyway.
>Ask my only gun knowledge friend about selling it and he helps me.
>Asks me if I want to at least shoot it once before I get rid of it.
>SureWhyNot.jpeg
>Go to range, a little scared at first because 12 gauge.
>BANG
>Fall the fuck in love
>Friend lets me shoot 9mm pistol
>Chicklean as fuck, but shaking with fun
>End up still selling shotgun but turn around and use money to buy an FNS9.
>Hide it from my roommate for a while.
>Keep practicing at range with it, chick lean goes away, groupings get tighter, no more sore palms/wrists.
>Get concealed pistol permit.
>Start carrying.
>Decide to open carry it around my roommate one day, just to be assertive I guess.
>Libtard shit storm ensues

(Cont. 1/2)

>>34460592
Back before I graduated before high school I hanged out with a group of people. I wouldn't call most of them my friends now, but I didnt want to be a loner boner then.
Anyways,
>the group started talking about politics
>I said I was voting for trump
the biggest leftist of the group then ask if I was serious
>I'm dead serious m8
>he then proceeds to rant that Donald trump hates us (Hispanic majority school)
>trump going to deport us all
>and finally ends with that he legitimately wished that all trump voters would die on the drive to the voting polls
>every last one of them
>the group just laughs at him

And I didnt even say shit his candidate (Bernie Sanders)

God I wished that I could have seen his face Election Day

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>>34461842

(Cont. 2/2)

>"WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS. WHO ARE YOU SO EAGER TO KILL?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>Let her wallow in her own perpetual triggering.
>Go to gunshows, shooting events.
>Buy SKS.
>"YOU HAVE LIKE FIVE GUNS NOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU NEED TO STOP"
>Keep guns locked up in under bed safe so she can't gun grab.
>She tells all her friends how "horrible and abusive" I am, how I'm an "evil Trump supporter," etc.
>Whenever her friends are over, they all instantly hate me.
>MFW
>Buy AR, buy AK, buy Mosin, keep buying guns
>All my extra money, guns.
>Our lease runs out, she refuses to live with me anymore.
>Saw the ugliest of the SJW within her in that time.
>No longer consider myself a liberal.
>Now living with a new roommate and between the two of us we own 15 guns, half of which are mine.

Life is good. Just have to stick with it, know your rights and assert them.

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>>34454396

BTFO

>>34461842
>considered myself a liberal
Same
But then I grew up and realize their methods of getting what they want goes against what the constitution stands for

>>34461869
>>34461907
Keynesian economics and a lot of guns.

It's the only way to live.

>>34461842
>FNS9
great taste

>>34454689
this is what America is about. Not blowing libshits the fuck out, but introducing them to new ideas and experiences and eventually converting them to at least libertarians that think guns is a pretty cool guy.

>>34461982
>but introducing them to new ideas and experiences and eventually converting them to at least libertarians that think guns is a pretty cool guy.
Yes for the most part peaceful conversion is good.

>2016
>Trump is win
>Know anti 2A anti Trump hipster friend
>Hipster friend REEEIng on kikebook
>Reply telling him to chill out because everything's gonna be okay.
>REEEEEE intensifies, he replies a dozen times in under a minute.
>Tell him to stop being a bitch
>Get blocked

>Several months later
>Evening stroll through park
>Had an argument with my girlfriend, need to cool off.
>Walking into sketchier areas because I'm pissed and not paying attention, but I CC so I'm not worried
>Hear rustling around the bend
>Stealthy sneak mode, peek around tree
>Two Dindus are beating somebody up
>Deploy CC'd Chiappa Memeno 40ds
>"BREAK IT THE FUCK UP!"
>Dindus shit themselves, cower and explain they were doing 'nuffin.
>See dude they were beating
>It's hipster.
>"Wait. I fucking hate this guy. Please, continue. I'm not going to stop you."
>Dindus skittish approach him, take his phone and wallet, and run away
>"Anon, help me, I don't think I can walk"
>"Nah"
>Continue walk, feeling much better
>Go home, feeling refreshed and happy
>Work shit out with my GF
>We actually fixed a lot of our problems that night
>Propose a week later

Thank you, Hipster.

>>34462176
Shit that never happened.

>>34462176
>not paying attention, but I CC
you sound like a nigger.

>>34462176
>things that never happened

>>34462176
I genuinely want to know where teenagers with bad storytelling skills can CC .

>>34462210
>>34462198
>>34462253
>satire
>on /k/
Guys it's ok we're gonna live

>>34461913
>I'm retarded but I like guns.

Huh.

>>34462400
Haha, it's just satire guys, I was only pretending to be retarded

>>34462515
>Calling the guy sticking up for a tard a tard
Tard

>>34460191
are you in flagstaff?

>>34454503
>>34460191
Hey glad to see some AZ bros. Let us take a moment of silence for all the poor bastards not living in such a progressive place

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>>34454396
Great ending desu

>>34461940

Thanks. Still my favorite gun in my collection.

>>34461607
Design anon, DESIGN
NOT MANUFACTURE

>>34452974
I worked at a best buy for a couple years. I was in Inventory but i was covering for loss prevention at the time. A man walked in with a revolver in a side holster. I thought nothing of it but holy shit did my manager almost gave a panic attack.

He was asking me to watch the guy with the cameras while he was in the store and to be ready to call the police if "anything happens".

We eventually calmed him down and the guy with the gun bought what he wanted and left, but good God did my manager overreact.

>Be me, at work, back when the Oregon militia thing was going on
>Liberal co-worker starts talking about that, conversation drifts to guns
>He's for banning most weapons, typical liberal shit
>At that time, I didn't own any weapons but was interested in them
>I'm making the argument that guns are a great way to help level the playing field in a self defense situation
>Especially for the elderly, disabled, and women
>I'm fem/k/ so I play up the self-defense against sexual assault angle a bit more
>He argues that I could mistake a jogger running past me at night for a sexual assaulter and freak out and shoot him
>I'm telling him that's ridiculous
>He says that carrying a gun automatically makes you more of a dangerous person
>I say, "By that logic, is a trained martial artist automatically more of a dangerous person?"
>"Yes."
>THEN SUDDENLY the ass-burgers karate kid co-worker stands up and starts yelling,
>"MARTIAL ARTS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A DANGEROUS PERSON! IT'S ALL ABOUT PERSONAL RESTRAINT AND DISCIPLINE!" etc, etc, etc.
>The irony
>Then our boss stands up and yells at karate ass-burger co-worker, "GET OUT OF HERE!"
>Karate kid storms off, gets sent home for the day
>Silence in the room

And this is why I don't bring up any politics or remotely controversial issues around my co-workers any more.

>Eventually get a pistol, a CC license, and go shooting every weekend

>>34460339

You're a dumb shit if you think he didn't show his friend the empty chamber.

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>>34464080
>Then our boss stands up and yells at karate ass-burger co-worker, "GET OUT OF HERE!"
holy shit

>>34464080
Karate America vs basketball American

>>34462176
And that hipster's name? Albert Einstein.

>>34454577
You both make no fucking sense.

Idiots.

>>34456045
>the glorious people's gun of the people of Germany has turned him into dollar bills
not stolen german marks baka senpai

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>>34454396
Rest in piss forever miss

>>34461844
just outa hs my self, everyone called me a school shooter and told me to shoot up the school, its good to know that most of the people i know like guns, thanks to black rappers and shit, even everyone said they would vote for trump, maybe the blacks might be fixing this country

Literally the opposite. I had a hipster twink compliment my 1911 while in line at a Wendy's. I then dropped my spaghetti and told him it's a S&W 39-2, not a 1911. We talked about guns for about half an hour while eating. He sucked my dick in the parking lot.

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>>34456045
capped

>>34454476
no faggot he's looking for more content he likes

nobody fucking likes anti-fun leftist faggots like you newfag fucks that just got here from CNN

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>>34452974
>be me
>4th of july
>going to store to get some tendies
>wearing my gadsen shirt i bought at a machine gun shoot a while back
>i dont feel like carrying IWB, so i throw my tokarev on my OWB holster
>its a hot muggy night out so i dont wear the leather coat i usually wear to help conceal
>at walmart
>get friendly nods and grins from old guys
>feels good man
>get tendies
>get to check out line
>waiting forever
>suddenly i hear a huff behind me
>turn around
>see massive, easily 400 pound purple-haired landwhale standing about 15 feet away from me with iphone in hand
>it's holding it like it just took a picture or video
>it looks up from phone, gives me a look like a deer in the headlights
>grin and give a little wave
>it waddles away, clearly startled

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>>34455045
did... did the fucking bitch steal her ex's gun?
THEN PUT IT IN HER FUCKING MOUTH?
GOT HER DISGUSTING ROASTIE SPITTLE ALL OVER IT?
FICKIGNA SGHSAIODN SHIT I FUCKING AHTE SOMWNEB I HATE OWMNEBSAS SO FUCJKING IHCN DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34460359

Thank you

>>34462198
>stories have to be true to be entertaining

>>34454396

Stuck his dick in crazy.

>>34460207
>through jihad

oOoOoOo fuck made me giggle

>>34466281
every /k/ommando's wet dream

>>34452974
Why the hell does that pic bother me so much?
Anyway,
>working out at planet fitness before shift(mine gave officers and firefighters free memberships)
>apparently it's also where all the hipsters go too
>I finish working out and in the locker room getting cleaned up for work
>group of hipsters notice I'm changing into my uniform
>they begin to call me black killer, make snorting noises, and chant "hands up, don't shoot"(the phrase just came out)
>i ignore them and begin walking out
>one decides to follow me out of the locker room still chanting
>doesn't notice the water on the floor and slips, cracking his head against one of the benches
>i had to call for an ambulance and get all of their names
>one turns out had a capias for failure to appear
>arrest him and begin shift already booking someone
>was told I wasn't allowed to work out there anymore because I made the gym members uncomfortable
>place closes down two years later

Glock are gay.

>>34467644
fucking glocks

>>34460269
You have gay sex with your wife?

>>34466587
I think you mean cow in the headlights.

>>34455939
/pol/ has been cancer for a lot longer than that

>>34459065
>>34461607
Fucking tired of casual racism and nazi statements being considered acceptable. They invalidate right wing causes because libshits play dirty and smear us with those labels

>>34468189
New to 4chan, huh? There are other more palettable places for you.

>>34467751

It's as if you've never heard of traps before...

I bet every hipster will be wearing real tree in 2 years. You just watch. It will be hilarious. Hilarious as red necks sperge out. Hilarious as hipsters sperge out. It will be 6 month after Trump survives impeachment. And 1 month after he looses the 2020 elections.

>>34468244
What else do YOU fuck? Boipucci after shooting is the only way.

>>34468189

Are you new here?

Ah, have I got a story for you guys
>age 18, just got CCW permit
>buy a Walter P22 cause I didn't know any better
Fast forward a couple of days
>driving into Wal-Mart parking lot to pick up some cheap .22 to plink with
>get out of car, holster slips a bit on my belt but no real major concern
>some hipster that parked next to me starts freaking out, borderline autistic screeching volume
>security comes over and tells the guy to calm down
>"HES GONNA SHOOT UP YOUR STORE, I BET YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP"
>continues for about 10 minutes
>cops come by and put him in a mobile holding cell
>has to write an apology to me, and the Wal-Mart's manager
>he doesn't because "I DONT HAFT TO, OP IS THE REAL CRIMINAL"
>gets sentenced to 120 days for misuse of 911 and making a scene
>manager to find 5000 rounds of .22 for 50$
>manager drops price to 29$
So how did I do /k/?

>>34468215
>>34468268
I've been here forever and it never ceases to amuse me how people can continue to unironically believe that common humanity does not exist and that some people are inherently lower than others. It makes fuckers around here sound like goddamn Muslims pushing for Sharia law

>>34461869
I wouldn't really change my political stance based off the ramblings of some retarded bitch, but hey everything worked out for you I guess.

>>34468289
this holier than thou attitude is why we're losing the culture war. fuck off with your bogus moral high ground garbage. the Muslims, the leftists, and most certainly your fellow whites don't give a shit how good you feel about your virtue signalling on Phoenician Papyrus art image boards.

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>>34468189
please go and stay go

>>34468189

Get the fuck out. Shills like you are easily detected, when will you learn this?

It's so transparent it's not even funny.

>>34460284
Oooooo fucking this anon

>>34454873
To be fair if I saw someone out in public with a rifle slung across their chest I would avoid them too. Sure it could just be joe blow coming back from the range, but I only have a handgun on me and is rather not find out.

>>34455171
You know Ray, they say never bring a knife to a gunfight. And interstate laws are alot like gunfights. Well it's high noon in Arizona Ray, and I'm dueling a Californian, and he's OCing a spork. Caspere knew this!

>>34455992
>>34456005
>>34456019
If you aren't field stripping the entire gun and putting a cleaning rod through the barrel to physically verify there is nothing in it, while policing an ammo free room, you are an irresponsible gun owner and should have your weapons stripped from your custody

>>34468473
>Do all of this
>Gun magically loads itself and blows up a school.

>>34468276
blatantobviouslie/10

>>34468473
I just use a zip tie as a flag because I'm cheap.

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>>34460236
>You know studies show keeping a ladder in your house is ten times more dangerous than a loaded gun. that's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to break in here with a ladder.

>>34468289
Some people are lesser than others, but it isn't inherent. You can buy a gun.

>>34468253
>2 years
>1 month after Trump looses the 2020 election
>looses
Get a load of this fucking retard.

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>>34452974
I recognize that bulge

>>34466629
Jesus Christ, Anon

>>34456115
>>34456045
Holy kek

>>34460795
Fuck off

Something Ive wanted to do for awhile was OC one of those build it yourself muskets from Cabelas in downtown Austin. Id have it slung over my back with my high capacity ammo pouch on my left side while I eat pizza out on the street. I know it wouldnt be long before Id start getting harassed by liberals and I could be smugly dismissive towards them about how the 2A was written with muskets in mind so whats the big deal. Never got around to it though.

>>34469446
>the 2A was written with muskets in mind
why would you perpetuate that meme?

>>34455992
>Not having the visual inspection be a reflexive action every time you rack the slide, so ingrained you don't even think to mention it because it is an integral part of the meaning of the words "racked the slide"

are you new?

>>34469460
To rustle their jimmies hard with even the most basic of firearms and enjoy watching their faces contort out of confusion.

>>34459623
And give the politicians in the city more "ammo" to use to bolster the draconian gun laws here? No. Best thing to do now is to move. And watch for the eventual techie collapse and market crash of the city. Also the big earthquake.

>>34468323
>virtue signalling

You have no idea what these words mean faggot

>>34468504
>I just use a zip tie as a flag because I'm cheap.

So do like 75% of the people at my local range.

If it's works but it's cheap, it works.

>>34454325
I felt this way as well, until i heard sargons intended reason for it exhisting. It's supposed to be similar to the "i identify as an attack helicopter meme". When the tumblerites call it bullshit you can then call them out on their made up gender of the day and point out how bullshit it is.

>>34461913
I also believe that the mentally handicapped should be allowed to bear arms.

>>34455171
Odd mix of living in a bubble, rarely considering how other (white) people live, and typically only traveling to similar destinations

>>34467644
It's because Planet Fitness is for poorfags.

>>34460642
DE doesn't count? Also PA is not that far away

>>34452974

Once had a Leaf over for a four-day visit with the misses and I 'fore he had to fly home to BC. Second day alone, I must've pinged three dudes with either Glocks or 1911A1s snapped at the hip, minding their own business. Leaf didn't even notice until I mentioned it, acts all surprised and shocked - shocked, I dare say - that a local dare challenge his impenetrable safe-space.

"But..." I kink a brow, rhetorically, "you play Resident Evil and type fanfictions of it."

Yeah, yeah - I know. :-|

Since this state's an OC state, safe to state that if a wo/man wears their Glock, openly, s/he's probably not going to start anything. Idiot thinks like the game franchise, believing that a M92FS or a Benelli M3 is just going to be laying on the ground for him should S really HTF, Raccoon City style.

"By then," I'd tried to explain, "it'd be too late to go out and scavenge for anything. That's what I'm trying to tell you."

Wouldn't listen. Oh, well - not like he could acquire much - let alone, allowed to do much - in Vancouver, anyway.

>>34469588
He used it exactly right, fag.

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>>34469682
This. Kekistan is so ironic, that not even Hipsters can handle it. Plus it hasn't caused anyone to sperg out the way the 1488D Chess thing took off.

I'll actually be face to face with a lot of these types at an art museum in NC tonight. This David Hess character has an exhibition of 100 mock firearms cobbled together from rubbish as some sort of statement about how ubiquitous "assault weapons" are in the US.
That and the Disney princesses drawn as dykes thing, and the "Obama's Long Goodbye" thing...

Maybe a bunch of nog teenagers with handguns will shoot each other at the McDonalds half a mile away like they did on the 4th. Because we all know more background checks would have kept that 16 year old from getting a strap.

>>34470391

He did not, and it is you who are the faggot.

>>34471485
kek, what a fag.

>>34470093
Are you a wa fag?

>>34471036
That mock firearm exhibit sounds fucking cool, no matter the intended message.

>>34453167
>/b/ got cancer, died
>/pol/ got cancer, died
if it happens here I might have to leave the chan forever.

>>34454396
Sounds like she was Bat Shit insane and born to die.
>this car goes so fast I could smash into that wall and kill myself then and there.
So fucking dumb.

>>34462634
no CC license required reporting in

>>34452974
sadly i live on the eastern shore were we have guns every were except (((Easton))) so no liberals or hippies flipping out

>>34468289
Niggers are subhumans with average 70 iqs and fail wherever they go because they're lazy unintelligent subhumans. Rich blacks whose parents make more than 200k a year score worse on the sat than poor whites whose parents make less than 10k a year. They're such worthless subhumans that they need a 33 percent acceptance advantage and free scholarships in order to compete with whites and Asians in medical schools.
Fuck off you dumb leftist cuck. We're not all equal and we should stop subsidizing these subhumans outbreeding us and downright importing them into our countries lowering the standard of living.

>>34473609
>were not all equal
>nignogs obviously lower than us
>still mad when they get advantage they obviously need

>were not all equal
>we should be all treated equal anyway, though

Im getting mixed messages here anon

>>34473665
Hahahahahahaha so you want dumb Nogs to be doctors?

>>34474346
You know that dumb niggers are dumb because they don't pick things up as quickly as whites, right? You know that dumb niggers wouldn't be dumb niggers if they were given more time to absorb the same information, right?

>>34474617
Ahahahaha
Yeah no.
Intelligence is pattern recognition, there is no education or time to fix that.
And what? A white wouldn't better and it wouldn't better to actually give a white the position instead of some dumb affirmative action nigger?
Fuck off.

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>>34474903
>A white wouldn't better and it wouldn't better to actually give a white the position instead of some dumb affirmative action nigger?

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>>34468104
good one anon have a (you)

>>34456821
>communist hipster carrying a pistol made by fascists and monarchists and sold to nazis for rear guard use
what?

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>>34469356
im sorry anon i posted that last night and i was really angry and lonely and cleaning my pistol but the thought of her being stolen and then drooled on by a disgusting anti-gun commie thot made me rage

>>34474903
>Intelligence is pattern recognition, there is no education or time to fix that.
You are legit retarded. There's a reason why your high school math class didn't throw you into calculus on day one. You need a base of knowledge to build up to that. More intelligent people can fill gaps and infer knowledge that they don't have yet. Less intelligent people need to have everything spelled out. If some darkie doesn't understand what you're teaching them it's either because you're bad or because they don't have the knowledge base yet.

Hell, even learning for yourself and self-filling gaps in your own knowledge is a learned skill. Regardless, jobs like doctors, engineers, or lawyers are 70% rote memorization, 20% reference and research, and 10% people skills. There is no reason why anybody with the appropriate time and effort put into them wouldn't be able to do it.

>>34460335
This. I hear this all the time. "We moved here from California because it's so much better for reasons xyz". They immediately try to fuck it all up by making it like California. Whenever I hear this, I make sure that I tell them "With that attitude, you are the reason California is shitty, so stop it or get out."

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>>34457364
Preach

>>34461869
>buys SKS
Win

>>34475173
>There is no reason why anybody with the appropriate time and effort put into them wouldn't be able to do it.

Like, I don't agree with the opposite side, either, but that's kind of a stretch, anon

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>>34454396

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>>34460284
Dude.

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>>34452974
i got a better one

>be me out and about all day with my bae 226
>226 is "concealed" but state law permits oc
>226 is poking out a little while in local store
>small black child around the age of ten sees my gun as i reach for something on a higher shelf
>he whispers loudly to his dad "daddy daddy that man has a gun"
>in my mind i was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpQlcvGThoQ
>"its ok son, sometimes good guys carry guns to keep the bad men away"
>i look up at this upstanding gentleman of african discent
>i smile

i have never "my fucking nigga"ed so hard in my life.

>>34466247
>maybe the blacks might be fixing this country
Yeah, you're definitely fresh out of high school.

>>34468289
>some people are inherently lower than others.
You're racist.

>>34474617

Why make exceptions for weak links?

Not even just racially, but in the military (well, the non POG fag parts) if you can't hack it and don't have some kind of paper (profile or command letter) to justify, you get washed or shuffled into the back of things.

So, maybe fuck off. Race aside, there are idiots and non-idiots. I've seen, in prep school, college and the military, people of all races have performance all over the board. Either you can meet a standard through the standards set for making said standard or ya need a new line of work.

>>34475604
>Like, I don't agree with the opposite side, either, but that's kind of a stretch, anon
"Anybody" doesn't mean literally anybody. People with actual learning disabilities will hit a ceiling on education. Some people without disabilities will take so long to learn everything they need to that their educational ceiling is effectively below what it would take. However, those are outliers and are not exclusive to black America.

>>34475812
>Why make exceptions for weak links?
Nobody's talking about making exceptions for weak links, we're talking about giving a person a chance they wouldn't have otherwise. Sure, you have a lot of idiot first-years in post-secondary who shouldn't be there thanks to affirmative action. How many of those idiots graduate, though?

>>34475801
They are you fucking cuck.

RICH blacks score worse on the sat than POOR whites.
So no MUH SOCYA ECUNOMYCS N SHEEIT

>>34471036
Other central NC anon here, I didn't know that was happening at the art museum, i might check it out for laughs if its there for a couple weeks.
Also I saw something aboit that shooting, which McDonald's was it at? The one on Western or the near duraleigh/Edwards mill?
>>34471678
This

>>34475734
Heartwarming shit.

>>34468473
t. canadian firearms safety course manual

>>34461842
>chick lean
i wasn't sure what you meant by that, kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_8TCcJa-vc

people really do this?

>>34476500
Yeah. Its a natural way to hold something heavy in front of you to balance the weight of your body. Of course, people quickly realize that its a bad idea.

>>34460795
I want you to cut yourself.

>>34476040
I wish there was more effort made to find people something that they are actually good at. When I was in college, I would tutor people in various computer science subjects, and constantly be wondering if they wouldn't be happier in a different profession. It was always the same story: The counselor said computers were good, and so that's what they went into.

I kind of feel the same way about college education in general. If people were encouraged to go to trade schools instead of getting a degree in <some useless subject ending in "studies">, we'd have less English majors working at McDonalds.

>>34478025
This. I always heard the same thing "WHY DONT YOU STUDY IN COMPUTERS SINCE YOU ARE GOOD AT THEM AND THEY GIVE CASH?"

Fuck that shit. I studied half a year in videogame design and quitted. I liked coding and i still have some interest in cybersecurity but holy fuck i realized that i just wanted to be around cars all day.

>>34452974
>open carry
but why anon?

>>34478025
I'm with you on that one. I think a lot of it is a holdover from the baby boomers, where getting a degree meant getting a good job. These days it's better money to complete an apprenticeship in the trades and work towards becoming a foreman.

>>34470093
Nothing stopping him from getting guns in Vancouver. Gun laws are pretty much even across Canada, we dont have really free places, but we dont have anywhere thats super cucked either.

>>34470093
Vancouver reporting in, heavily armed as fuck.

you're incorrect.

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>>34471036
I just want there to be a tv show where people who hate or are completely ignorant of guns are required to build guns.

>I think it should be hosted by Tim Gunn

>>34454396
That sucks man, how is he holding up?

>>34478334
How do you deal with that shithole? I live in the Okanagan, and every time I come through there it disgusts me. Liberals, niggers, faggots, Hindus, and VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS everywhere...

>>34459065
Don't send /pol/shitters to my board you fucking faggot. I'll get behind 7 proxies and spam this place with intersex diperfur cockvore pony porn. Which I really don't want to do because I love /k/.

>>34466247
>maybe the blacks might be fixing this country
Hot kek on a cross that's funny as hell

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>>34478673
>Lives in the Okanagan
>Complains about Liberals, faggots, and gooks
Okay, buddy.

>>34466281
When's the wedding?

>>34460899
>he didnt follow the oldfags who migrated
Sad! Many such cases!

>>34468423
>avoid them
>by suddenly breaking and sitting there in traffic while two fags with rifles fuck around in their trunk
k

>>34469596
That's an exceptionally dumb saying but if it's stupid and it works, it ain't stupid

>>34478578
Is Tim pro guns?

>>34475089
Remember, we're not allowed to show feelings

>>34475604
No, really. Anybody who spends the time will learn it

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>>34468189
Hitler did nothing wrong fuck the niggers and the jews 14/88

>>34455992
Retard alert!

>>34454873
>Brandish assault rifle
>Mock someone for getting nervous

>>34460286
Probably not as bad as if they blew they're brains out, which is roughly 28 bajillion times more likely
Na just kidding, more like 150-500x (give or take)

>>34460359
>it's self inflicted so it doesn't count!
yeah you say that till your horemone addled 13 year old son shoots himself after his 1 month girlfriend breaks up with him

>>34460592
Conservatards are just as bad as libtards, both extremes of their side, go back to circlejerking conservapedia.

>>34479997

My grandfather used to tell us "If ya just can't be constructive, and you just have to destroy shit, go outside and nail your fucking dicks to a table"

>>34480009

Why are you here? You lost the election.

>>34479197
cripplechan is cancer as well

>>34473609
IQ is a measure of how quickly you can learn, and how easily, not a measure of how smart you are, a 70 IQ person could learn the same things as a 180IQ person given enough time, youd know this if you werent a dumb redneck racist faggot.

>>34476185
Its almost like intelligence has no correlation with wealth, i mean look a trump, even if he has adermable goals (something i disagree with, hes a greedy fuck) hes 100% an idiot about anything about anything that isnt business, he is an idiot, in every sense of the word.

>>34478076
>quitted
Good call retard, youd of been a failure, scamming people and lying about whats actually wrong with there car is probably more your speed.

>>34478673
Hes probably not a bigot nazi cuck like you.

>>34454503
Remind me again what the point of open carry in public is. If there ever occurs a situation where you would could defend yourself you'll just be targeted first.

>>34480972
And the majority of times you'd need to defend yourself are averted by the mere fact that you're armed. And as for the rest, if everyone was armed...

>>34478735
>Thinking Vancouver isn't exponentially worse

>>34454503
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>34468276
Bullshit. Walmart managers cant reduce or increase item prices.
Used to be one.

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>tfw gun owner in Santa Cruz County

>>34455199
Fucking neck yourself faggot

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>>34454503
This is why I hate being Californian. Fucktards like them give us a bad rap with the other states. There's plenty of conservatives and pro-funs in the Inland Empire, but its people from LA county and the north that fuck our shit up. I want to move to AZ some day. Fuck this state. Can't even smoke anymore.

>>34469485
This

Get educated faggit

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>>34461913

>>34475074
>fascism-hating hippies never drove around in hitlers nazi shitbug and shitbus in the 60s and 70s
>hippies arent hypocrites

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>>34466247
Maybe you should have stayed a little longer, you don't seem to have learned how to write.

>>34468133
Almost as if it was some sort of containment board for cancer.

>>34471678
Look up Tom Sachs. He made a bunch of art guns out of wood and scrap metal. His other stuff is really cool too, definitely my favorite working artist right now. Pretty sure he's pro-2A living in NYC as well. I think he sold some of his homemade guns to the buyback program.

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>>34481451
Forgot pic

>>34481164

Obviously it was a fake story, but I used to work with a register program similar to that of Wal-Mart and you can totally ring up alternate sale prices due to bad SKU, damaged items, whatever.

>>34480963

>calls someone a retard
>"youd of"
>not "you'd have"

Yeah, you're a fucking idiot and an oxygen thief.

>>34480952

>adermable

That's not a word.

Also, business success is a great indication of general intelligence. You couldn't run one to save your life.

>>34479967
>AR
>AK
>Assault rifle
>>>reddit

>>34454503
what town?

>>34468504
At the local gun shows they're free to anyone who asks for one.

>>34466629
i feel the same way.

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>>34460284
this, please

>>34481210
Try being a gunowner in san francisco

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>>34468473
>>34455992
>Hurrr my opinion means you don't deserve guns

It's time to get off mommy's smartphone, Timmy.

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>>34481874
What the fuck did i just read in that screencap

>>34454689
And then you became range buddies with the faggot??
Fake and gay.

>>34478614
He has a new ladyfriend, and I converted him to has-guns.

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>>34481336
>>34475074
Hipsters really are faggots. I saw one with swastika earrings. Realized it probably wasn't a Nazi swastika but the one for Jainism. You know the faggot only bought and wears it to draw attention. Gives themselves an ego boost when someone rightfully asks why they're wearing nazi jewelry but are smugly corrected that "Um, no it's actually this cool Indian religion that you're just ignorant of".

>>34481818
No thanks

>>34452974
That picture is gonna give someone cancer

>>34454396
...hang on a tick. You were fucking drunk, carrying, and passing your weapon out?

I count two idiots in this story.

>>34454689
Nice gay romance you got there.

>>34480963
>projecting what your mom told you

>>34454545
Fentanyl.

It just got full on /pol/ real quick. But to put in my idea, blacks are the dumbest and most violent race known to man. As said above, IQ and SAT scores prove they are dumb as shit, and are insanely violent, that's why they make up 50% of all murders yet are only 12% of the population. Also, 62% of all whites that get into college will graduate, while only 42% of blacks will. Blacks literally have to discriminate against whites to get anywhere in life, (AA is racism), otherwise whites and Asians would happily overtake all college and graduate schools, and all jobs higher than minimum wage, that require intelligence.

>>34468551
I found it funny that even just the word gun was used in a disney show

>>34456019
>Being able to fit your penis into your carry gun's chamber
Not everyone carries .45 Auto, anon.

>>34454667
Literally nobody said that. Kys.

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>>34452974

Not open carry, but I have a good story from a while back

>Be college grad living at home
>Uncle, Aunt (Jew that my uncle married) and their small Jew children are visiting.
>Enjoying the company, talking about stuff and having drinks
>We get onto politics. The aunt and uncle are both very liberal/democrat
>We get to the topic of gun control
>"Well, do you have any guns anon?", the Jewess asks.
>"Yeah I have a few, there's a shotgun, an AR-15 rifle--"
>The Jewess becomes startled, "An assault weapon?!" turning to her husband she continues "He has an assault weapon? I want to leave, can we go right now?"
>eventually her husband and my parents are kinda like "Wtf, relax", as I sit there sipping my wine and not acknowledging the freakout
>tfw my aunt wanted to take her children and leave the property because there was an AR-15 upstairs in my bedroom

>>34454325
>>34453167

Isn't Kekistan literally just Redditors latching on to a /pol/ meme?

>>34460284
Please ream his asshole with this.

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>>34482425
yes

>>34453167
also /po/l isn't dead, its just being invaded, no different than any other board on 4chan. It's just on a more extreme level than the others by shills which makes it annoying at times to be there, thats all, don't be such a faggot. also the mods are assholes now

>>34466247
>maybe the blacks might be fixing this country

black here your joking right please tell me your joking

>>34454396

I want to say it's a happy ending, but honestly, at some point that girl was a little kid who didn't get enough attention at home and built a whole persona around getting people to notice her existence, realized how hollow it was, and couldn't go on. It's pathetic.

>>34468640
Just you wait, Trump's going to preface the start of his reelection campaign with, "Nock!"

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>>34468253
>>34483102
we get it your shill

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When did so many triggerable libsharts come to /k/, holy shit. It's like trimming my hedge and finding it's full of quail.

We're gonna have some fun, my little /leftypol/ commies.

>>34455939
>that ancom flag
>Gadsen AND ancap

This is the same raid trying to pretend everyone who didn't vote for Shillary was from reddit, isn't it? Git gone and stay gone ya varmint.