OH SHIT /k/!DOOR BREACH! THINK FAST AND DEFEND YOURSELVES!

> tripwire
> kaboom

>cock in hand
>move to intruder
>increase speed
>cum with the force of a 30mm
>orgasm as my lethal load sawed him in half, painting the back wall in red and pink mist

>throw cat

>throw 10 lbs cutting board at head
>pull down pants
>raep.jpg

>>34452891
Shit out my rectal carry bersa thunder

> put on own tacticool gear
> jump out of window
> run around house to front door
> get in back of the line, help searching myself

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ANUUU

>whips out long rubbery yet firm dildo
>teleport behind him

>>34455332
>nothin personal

>>34452891
>piss pants

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>>34452891

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HISSSSSSSSSSS

>>34452891
I acted out the scenario in my head
I'm a bit sleep deprived right now. I'd probably turn his way and just spread my arms and say, "Do it you fuckin' homo"
then touch my dick. I felt like touching my dick after envisioning this in my head, so yeah.

Best outcome tier:
He shoots me
He just goes away

Worst outcome:
He doesn't shoot me but he stays and tells me to do things

>>34452891
>pull off clothes
>act seductive
>pull off their mask
>it's a qt femboy
>strip them
>make love
>shoot raifus for laifu with gf(male)

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>>34457636
kys

>>34457677
>not posting the gif
>also posting on /k/ and not having some gay
begone norm-norm

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>>34452891
>pewpew
>aaaaaaaaaa