How the fuck do I tie my shoes /k/? I want to lace up my boots

>>34449555
Do a loop-de-loop and pull you giant pink faggot

>>34449555
lace them normally and then use the extra string to wrap it completely around your boot, then just double knot that shit. tuck in your laces dumbass.

Twist twice instead of once at the very first step in tying the knot.

>>34449591
This is what I do normally, does fuck all. Are the laces just shit? Is that even possible?

>>34449555
>There are people on /k/ who can't even tie their own shoes
This is just getting sad

>>34449555
Ask your DS to help you tie your boots for you.

>>34449610
what the fuck are you doing with your boots then? try a granny knot or a square knot

>>34449555
Surgeon's knot works for me.

>>34449665
Make sure your knot is balanced, i.e. Square knot vs granny knot. If the laces suck swap em for paracord.
Also YouTube faggot.

>>34449665
>>34449685
Not OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RApBf7_xsb0

>>34449685
>paradoxes
>wanting elasticity in your shoelaces
>slick, synthetic outer shell does not bind to itself
Shoe STRING, fucko. You want something with a rough surface and very little elasticity. This allows the greatest friction between the string with the least movement due to flexing your ankle.