IT'S HAPPENING

>>34447881
It's happening!!!' This fucking kid is shooting at me with tracers !!

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>>34447881
>Mfw I have to work during the commie invasion

COMMIES ARE ALL OVER THE COUNTY

INNAWOODS

INNAWOODS NOW

>>34447881
Wolverines!!!

>>34447881
Fun fact for those not involved in the annual /k/ tradition here, if you take a Piccolo Pete (or a Whistling Phantom), get a hammer, and hit it down the length a few times, it'll explode like an m80 if it lands on its' side.

Easy peesy M80 for those with cucked firework laws.

>>34447970
Glad I have a commercial fishing permit and can order cases of m80s legally

>>34447881
We're coming for your toothbrush

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JESUS FUCK
THERES AA GOING OFF ABOUT A MILE FROM MY HOUSE
THEY"RE SHOOTING AT UFOS

>>34447881
No illusions, I don't think I'm surviving this one. By my reckoning there's no less than a batallion of hostiles in my vicinity.

God speed /k/, I'm heading out with my gun and a prayer

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Oh christ it's all over it's all over! I hear them constantly. I'm hunkered down but I'm not sure how much longer I have. I'll fight to the last breath, tooth and nail, but I don't have a chance. See you in Valhalla, /k/!

OH MY GOD
THERE WAS AN ASSLOAD MORE EXPLOSIONS AND THEN THEY STOPPED FIRING
I THINK THEY GOT AN AMMO DEPOT
THEY MUST HAVE WIPED OUT THE LOCAL RESISTANCE

I'M GTFO HERE AND DIGGING A FOXHOLE IN THE NATL FOREST

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>>34447881

>heard shots in the neighbors back yard
>return fire in their direction

>>34447881
THOSE ARE FIREWORKS YOU COMPLETE BUNGHEAD

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>>34448354
FIREWORKS DON"T MAKE THOSE KIND OF TRAJECTORIES
THOSE ARE MORTAR SHELLS HITTING THE SHIELDS OF CLOAKED UFOS

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/k/, if I don't make it back, tell my waifu I loved her

>>34447947
That dude looks tiny compared to his carbine.

AURORA, CO FRIEND HERE. MOTHERFUCKERS ARE EXPLODING EVERYWHERE. AND IM AT AN ELDERLY RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. WISH CO LUCK /K/COMRADES.

>>34448525
lewd

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CONTACT MADE IN THE WOODS. THEY HAVE REPTILIAN HYBRIDS. WOODS ARE NOT SAFE!

>>34448622
WHAT ABOUT THE UNNAGROUND!? SURELY THEY'RE SAFE! THE AYY'S CAN'T HAVE SOMETHING THAT CAN BREAK YARDS OF DIRT MIXED WITH TINY ROCKS!!

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>>34448594
extremely

>>34448525
DONT WORRY ANON I'LL FUGG HER FOR YOU

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>>34448783
be careful anon, she likes to go for the strap on when you least expect it

>>34448029
You commercially fish.... With TNT?

>>34447970
My friend and I did this,but we bundled a couple of then together. This was in commiefornia so the cops came by with a squad car and helicopter.

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>>34448723
We're going to have to go through the tunnels

>innawoods
the enemy knows exactly where to harvest tons of ammo and free Bubba rifles.

My neighbors I fear are insurgents, they're in the street setting off bright flares of some sort, I assume for supply drops of weapons and ammo. God even the kids are setting off the colorful flares and laughing like they're enjoying it. Sick.

>>34447881
OH FUCK

THESE GODDAMN MILLENNIAL MIDGETS ARE JUST OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

THIS IS IT GUYS

>the insurgents are wearing red white and blue and waving little american flags to try and look American
kind of a sad attempt to blend in 2bh

>>34448979
SNEAKY BASTARDS, THEY WON'T GET ME THOUGH

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>tfw you think the onslaught is over and another salvo begins
war is hell

>>34448757
Neat

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I can't sleep, every time I close my eyes, I see the lights, I can hear the screaming, the cackling! It hurts, I just want to rest.

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>>34447881
I've been firing my rifle into the air to take out their paratroopers all night long. So far not a single Korean has made it to the ground but my local police sure seem active. Remember guys WOLVERINES

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON! EXPLOSIONS ARE EVERYWHERE, I GRABBED MY M1 AND WENT INNAWOODS. I KEEP RUNNING INTO FAT COMMUNIST INFILTRATORS WITH MISMATCHED CAMO AND SKS's. I'VE KILLED LIKE A DOZEN ALREADY, WHAT IS GOING ON I'M SCARED!

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ARTILLERY!!!!!!!! GET DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!

>>34447900
Kek

>oh no i left all 300 of my cats outside during this nationally known and widely advertised holiday now they're scattered around the state how could this happen to me

how do we deal with these people, /k/?

>>34447900
But comrade, we're liberating the working people!

>when your friends wonder why you keep jumping for cover and reaching for your concealed
>not a vet, never been to war, only been at one shooting
>/k/

>>34449458
actually it's a trick cat hoarders use to get free cats.
>say mittens is missing
>someone finds stray cat
>is this your cat?
>why yes that is mittens!

>>34449481
>we're liberating the working people!
(((You're))) only liberating yourselves.

>>34449506
liberating us from our food more like

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>>34448757

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JESUS FUCK THEY'VE GATHERED OUTSIDE THE LOCAL GYM, THEY'RE GOING TO START STEALING OUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS ANY MINUTE!!

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>>34449530