I confess to the /k/ube. I NDed and shot myself. Thankfully

>>34443136
A thread died for this
faggot

>>34443142
it was probably a shit thread anyways

>>34443136

Was it a glock, did you glock yourself?

>>34443150
sig 2022, went off when I was trying to pull the whole holster off, with the gun in it. It was the sig holster that came with the gun.

>>34443163
>it was a sig holster that came with the gun
Found the problem

>>34443136
It's a /k/onfession thread then? Very well. I am noguns. I handled real firearms a lot and fired one exactly once but it was a full-auto C7. I own zero guns and one CO2 BB pistol for target practice until I can get real guns.
>tfw you realized that your skills with an airgun translated over extremely well to a real gun though

>>34443136
>/k/onfession thread
I ND five rounds out of a M249 3 cm from my foot a year ago.

Needless to say Im not in theAir Force any more

>>34443514
I'm assuming Security Forces ...? How?

>>34443163
>sig 2022
isn't a 2022 hammer fired? That's mainly a strikerfire problem. What am I missing?

Forgive me cube for I have sinned, I left my Chinese torkarev in my trunk and water got into it, now it's a rusty mess.

/k/ube forgive me, for I've had my grandfather's AR-7 for like 9 months and just cleaned and lubed it last night.

>>34443590
Yepp, security. Had a total brainfart when my sling broke, and grabbed the gun when it was falling. Only managed to grab the pistol grip and triggerguard/trigger

>>34443628
ND, so I'm guessing OP left his finger on the trigger during holstering.

nice gorka

>>34443482
>>>/toy/
I believe you need to be here my boy

>>34443639

Remove the grips and soak the rest overnight in a 70/30 mixture of diesel fuel and auto trans fluid. Alternately, you could use one of those rust converter products available at most hardware stores for cleaning up rusty hand tools.

>>34443136
Show pics, cocksucker.

>>34445027
You fucking imbecile, LOL
Should have been dishonorably discharged for that.

>>34443136
/k/ube forgive me as I Cannoed a haji while in the Rangers, his face made me irrationally angry so I put the butt of my M4 through his already fucked up skull. Had to get a new buttstock and had to clean my rifle three times before we went back to the FOB

>>34450023
/warcrimesgeneral/

>>34443136
ND and blew out my window, sorry for your glocked OP.

>>34443136
I clean my guns only after range day, and those are about once or twice a year.

>>34450023
Lying to the cube is a sin anon

Reminds me of a Borg cube

Ave nex alea

>>34443136
>I am sorry, I never wanted to be a statistic.
You already are.