Would you sleep with her to get close to her SKS?

idk man, that pic angle screams "sly fat girl" and sks aren't that great.

hey man, if you're on her level why not.

>>34441683
Nigga she's obviously fat you don't store body fat on your face unless you've got corn syrup for blood.

fat girls turn me off, even when drunk as fuck I don't even find them moderately attractive, they physically repulse me


but yes...I would sleep with it just to get the chance to suck the carbon from the barrel of that SKS through a straw

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>>34441674
>meeting girls on tinder

>>34441755
>Beeing homosexual

>>34441683
If she's the one I'm thinking of, you are right. Plus, that SKS is meh.

I want to smell that Simonov.

>>34441674
>that fat by 19
>no tits
She is beyond saving

>>34441765
>>34441755
tbqh I like bumble much better

>>34441848
>Not meeting girls on Grindr

what a fag

>>34441674
Chubby is fine, fat with multiple rolls and stretch marks isn't.

>>34441674
so OP, are you going to post the rest of her pictures or what? The people demand it

>>34441859
If she cant control her weight what makes you think she has the rest of her life together?

>>34441797
she's not even fat

I would smash her if she is not playing hard to get.

>>34441674
thats a rare SKS, looks east german, would definitely bang her and her SKS when she wasnt looking

>>34441936

german lol isnt it chink

>>34441943
Pretty sure its a Chinese fiberglass stock, yes. Still somewhat rare if it is matching parts. Seems in very good shape.

>>34441674
>>34441674
what state is that OP? ive never seen a chick post with a gun on tinder

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Nah.

>>34441954
Nevada. Lots of guns here.

>>34441755
only the best ones use craigslist with forced pictures

>>34441951
The stock is probably wood with only the handguard being fiberglass. Most likely a '79 or '80 production.

She's at least a size 16, now I'm not against fucking a fat chick but every fat chick I meet up with is about as fun in bed as a dead fish.

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>>34441854
>>34442277

>Not meeting girls(male) on worlds.com

>>34441674
I've got my own SKS.
Why would I stick my dick in crazy to touch another one?

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>>34441674

>SKS

2/10 would not bang

there is only one girl that is right for me...

>>34441674
I would take her SKS away from her and teach her what real firearms are, and we would make babies together and raise the next Tori Nonaka, minus the shitty tats, died hair and rape charges.

>>34441925
Because it's July 4th, I'll respect your freedom to be entirely and objectively wrong.

>not even a Russian sks
DROPPED

>>34441674
I'm forty and overweight and nobody else has touched my penis in a while. I'd probably give her an sks to sleep with me.

>>34441674
I would hit it, just leave the cheap sks in the closet. Cute face, she isn't a hambeast yet but there's a glimmer of crazy in the eyes. She's a few bad relationships away from considering bisexuality with a painted dyke.

>French tickler SKS
>in original condition

Yea, I'd eat that ass like Krispy Kreme.

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>>34443531
I see im posting 12 years in the future now.

Are we at least decently wealthy now?

>>34442283

Last two years production is only time they made those handguards. 80 and 81 IIRC. Last of the military SKS's before they moved to making those commercial variants in the later 80's.

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>>34441674
Hmm, lets see...
>camera angle of obesity
>no tits
>batshit crazy eyes
>top of head cut off to get what little tits she has in frame
>cheap-shit bottom tier SKS

Yeah, no. The only thing I like in that pic is the flag. Anyway I already have an SKS.

>>34441674
I don't fuck fat chicks, so no.

>>34441683
>angle

Her shoulder, chest, and face should be the giveaway you mouthbreather

>>34441859
no chubby is not fine, fatboi

can someone explain the sks meme to me?
why bother when you can get a real rifle for the same price?

>>34443776
when /k/ started everyone could buy SKS's for dirt and the people who were into guns prior remember $75 SKS's

Same with nuggets

They used to be cheap and newfags bitch about the memes because they don't understand

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hell no buy an sks for 250$ the aids you would get from her ......

>>34443799
but why go for cheap?
not everyone is a poorfag

>>34443819
Rick and Morty is bad and for "intellectual" 14 year old fedora tippers

>>34443837
you need to kill yourself youngfag

>>34443837
because back then there were 2 AR variants available and they costed $1000+
Considering an SKS cost $75 and an entire crate of ammo was $150, do the fucking math, retard

>>34443858
why
sksfaggotry seems like a leaf thing desu

>>34443866
im talking about today

>>34443866
>$150

My bad
I meant $50

>>34441674
>Would you sleep with her
Yes
t. Desperate Virgin

>>34443869
and you're fucking retarded if you're asking about today as to why the SKS meme still exists
Because it refers to times when it was cheap

>>34443881
> tinder
> take my meme gun seriously
k

>>34443890
>normies
>making smart purchase decisions
>women
>making smart decisions

>>34443837
> why go for cheap?
Because it was a beautiful time when you could buy a reliable semi auto that was cheap to load young fat. It was never a scar or something to show off but simply a fun gun that you could buy for nothing. Some old dude pulled up to the clearing I was shooting at yesterday, asked if it was okay if he let off a couple of rounds, hopped out of his car and rapid fired 10 rounds out of a perfect condition norinco without earpro. He then explained to me that he bought it 30 years ago for 60 bucks and it spent most of its time sitting in his closet and before he gave it to his grandkid he wanted to make sure it still worked. That was the value in them, buy one for nearly nothing and if you didn't care to shoot it just toss it in a closet and come back in 3 decades.

>>34441954

I have in WA.

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>>34442408
>meeting girls

>>34443614
Hmm, lets see...
>camera angle of obesity
>no tits
>batshit crazy eyes
>top of head cut off to get what little tits she has in frame
>cheap-shit bottom tier SKS
Its literally the casual /k/ visitor, Zed, including you

>>34441674
Who the fuck wouldn't?

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>>34441674
What the fuck is that stealth bubba handguard

>>34443581
No, about $60k a year but we waste it on trips to the range and eating out alone.

>>34441674
She's extremely fat.

>>34441674
i'd rather die

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>>34443531
I know that feel. The fourth year is the hardest.

>>34441683
dude, sks's are like fat girls
they work but nobody really wants them

>>34444697
>What the fuck is that stealth bubba handguard
I don't get it.

>>34444697
It's a factory norinco handguard buddy

>>34443854
You shut your fucking whore mouth. Fite me

>>34441755
>Not meeting girls on farmers only.com

>>34443531
I'm turning 43 this year. I just don't care anymore.

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>>34441765
>>34441848


>beeing
>bumble

YA LIKE JAZZ?

>>34441674
judging by the flag in the background of the picture, she's probably a drumpf supporter so no

>>34448484
Caring is over-rated.

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>>34447758
nice

>mfw

>>34448570
Are you lost?

>>34441848
Bumble rocks if you're not from bumble-fuck nowhere

>>34448570

Friendly reminder "drumpf" makes literally no sense, and only shows how utterly retarded you are.

>>34441674
Id take her to the range then fuck her, just because girls who are legitimately interested in guns are rare and she's not really ugly

>>34441674
Recently been broken up with, so would.

>>34441755
tinder is like shooting fish in a barrel. sure it's not "authentic", but I'm done hunting while you're still drifting at sea.

>>34441683
>sly fat girl
Dude, she's got that fucking moonface. Bitch is fat as fuck

Dude being in the general area of an sks is not worth aids and a loss of dignity

>>34441755
I don't even have a Facebook. Never used tinder. I had a tagged when I was younger. Got tonnes of nudes and some good nights from that.

I got ditched by my gf of 6 years last year. Actually 7 days from now to the day.

It sucks and I want to get someone again but it's nice having money and vidya time. Also my 4 on 4 off 12 hour days makes it awkward.

>>34441859
>Wide waist
>Wider groupings

>>34444815
Not him but I would be happy with 60k. I make $26k when converted to USD and I work 48 hour weeks in 4 days

>>34441674
Women on Tinder are whores and you would be wise to stay away from them.

>>34441755
You might have an easier time on grindr.

She'd bring a gun and an American flag to her first tinder picture.

She's probably a really nice girl. I'd sleep with her SKS to get to her.

IN THIS THREAD
> VIRGINS WITH STANDARDS....

I admit it, I fucked a few ham-planets in my day. One chick actually felt like a water bed as I rolled around on top of her....
> Kept cooing I was so big and to go slow
> felt like I was throwing my hotdog down a hallway
> 3/10, would do it again if I'm horny

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>>34441755

>tfw I met my current girlfriend on Tinder 1,5 years ago
>tfw I still browse 4chan even though there's probably a rule against non-incel virgins posting on here.

>>34451106

>t. salty virgin

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>>34451481
>t. young man who chose to not pursue moral women and instead dated feminist whores who ruined his perspective of love and relationships and doesn't want other young men to waste their time and efforts chasing women of low quality
ftfy, cuck

>>34451468
That's only r9k.

>>34451546

You sound like you're not pursueing any women.

>>34451228
This guy gets it.

Pumping and dumping chubby bitches from Tinder is an entertaining enough alternative to jerking off.

Most of the time they're fucking awful in the sack, but every so often you find one that really knows what it's doing.

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>>34451620
Well considering I've been on many dates and started dating a girl three weeks ago, you sound like a fucking retard.

>>34441674
>sold my sks for my ak
I'd rather put my dick under my dustcover and fire it than play with another sks

I like chicks with a little extra "jiggly" to them

>>34447758
>you don't have to be lonely
>at farmersonly.com

>>34441674
>gross flat fat face
>that fucking awful subhuman hairline

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>>34453622
Also fuck people with the disgusting low hairlines btw

>>34453658
Sup /pol/

>>34454046
>reeee stop pointing out facts
No one finds short foreheads or small cranium attractive, deal with it

What gas tube cover is that?

>>34447758
Who the fuck uses that shit like I literally have a 30year old lonely farmer friend and he told me that shit retarded.

>>34451106
Sometimes ya just gotta get yo dick wet tho gnome saying?

>>34441674
I love me some thicc woman

>>34441755
I got married to my tinderella. The world works in mysterious ways.

>>34454260
>he got married to someone from fucking Tinder
LOL

>>34443854
It doesn't even try to be intellectual.
The retards that watch the show just interpret it as that. I personally enjoy it but hate everyone in the fanbase.

>>34444697
1979-1980 norinco handguard, you can find them on ebay

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>>34454267
Better than being married to your right hand turbovirgin.

>>34454386
Except my right hand hasn't fucked 100s of dudes.

>>34454386
>unironically not being a woman's first
>let alone marrying the bitch after having met her via fucking tinder, a literal hookup app
At least if it was some dating site you could PRETEND.

>>34441674
She looks like a younger SecretPlayWife, would hook up with if she shared the same predilections

>>34454489
You don't need to lie to us anon.