How normies think we see ourselves?

>>34439174

What a delightful posterior.

>>34439252
Drooshot lamo

>>34439288
horse cock?

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>/k/ before going home to post a feels thread

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>/k/ decides the feels thread wont be enough

>>34439209
Holy fuck, honey! I'm just trying to get dinner ready.

>>3443939
>things that will never happen

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>all of the criminals are white yet not tweakers
Wut

Man, white people love committing crimes!

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>>34439309
Why is this man fondling himself while reaching for a weapon?

>>34439682
Normie's think we see ourselves this way? Wut?

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>THAT'S MY PURSE

>>34439772
>white people

>>34439772

>those chops

Hope she didn't hesitate

>>34439804
That is how you can tell he is up to no good

>>34439723

I DON'T KNOW YOU

>>34439656

>jew owned site

Expect any different

>>34439772

>assassination of abraham lincoln.jpg

>>34439281
>tfw you are in way over your head

>>34439252
Leave Rich Evans alone!

>>34439772
For a second I thought he had no pants and was a caricature of the average /k/ommando

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>>34439772

>Not portraying niggers attacking whites; false advertising...

>>34440123
OP here, I have been through a good chunk of their site, they refuse to do it.

>>34439852
Jej

>>34440429
Someone needs to photoshop a Fleshlight or Unicorn dildos into that.

>>34439218
Is that the cooking with jack guy?

>>34439690
you dont periodically check yourself for breast cancer?

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>>34439682
I'm genuinely unsure as to if this is America or Africa... the kid to the front has style regardless though.

What is it with these random shit threads? I thought that garbage 'raid' was over and those guys went home.

This thread is bad and cherry picking one terrible website with gimmick images is bad.

>>34439174

I- I don't know what to make of this.

>>34439288
>wave your weirdo fetish mags at the attacker
>he will recoil in disgust and reflexively close his eyes to avoid vision damage

>>34439659
>Man, white people love committing crimes!

I'm pretty sure it's because they get other, more edgy-looking tactical instructors and CCW enthusiasts or whatever to be the bad guys, and the normie-looking folks to be the good guys. Or I guess they could go down to MLK Blvd and hire some locals to play the criminals if /k/ demands added realism

>>34439309
>>34439690

I stared at this and I still can't figure out what he's doing with his left hand..

>>34439234
This is like the infomercial of guns. Why the fuck would the two robbers leave cover?

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>>34442471
>>34442445
>throw open jacket to grab pistol
>keep arm on side to streamline your draw
What is there not to get.
>>34442466
>I'm pretty sure it's because they get other, more edgy-looking tactical instructors and CCW enthusiasts or whatever to be the bad guy
Gee no shit.
>>34439288
That is a piece of pipe. The file name is improvised.


This thread is terrible and reaks of newfag.

>>34442471
He's keeping it out of the way of the muzzle. He came out of the car and quickly spun around and immediately began moving toward the rear of the car. Momentum and his center of gravity rotated his left shoulder down. In order to maintain balance his right shoulder had to come up. His right hand swept back to reach for his gun, causing him to rotate at the hip, bringing his left hand further up his chest and closer to his back than usual.
It looks goofy as fuck, but so would you exiting a car at full tilt while reaching for your gun. Probably the most "realistic" picture posted in the thread.

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>>34439772

>>34439682
Africa, could easily be Detroit but the weather would be different and the grass a little less/more green.

>>34439309
Is he checking for breast cancer?

>>34439319
Bitch look behind you.

>>34439174
oh man i want to eat that ass

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>>34439209

>>34442494
>This thread is terrible and reaks of newfag.
It's called having a laugh at these fuck asses and the people that lap up their bullshit.

Oh wait that is right /k/ommando veteran anon, /k/ is a ULTRA serious board where we don't have any fun at all.

>>34439174
nice milf

>>34441473
this

>>34439393
Mall Mom 2: Mall Shooter

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Pretty sure I got this.

>>34439366
Why is James Hetfield mugging people?

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>those criminals ITT who have melee weapons at best because only good guys are able to possess and use firearm

sorry to ruin it for you but bad guys like guns too

This whole thread just really makes me want to see security camera footage of a fat neckbeard beating an intruder to death with a bad dragon horse cock

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>>34439690
to not flag himself with the muzzle while drawing, since his safety is always off

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>>34439190
>high school
>school brought in a self defense instructor to waste our time in gym class
>4'8 70lb WOMENH STRONK
>brags about how she could kick any one of our asses
>enter Dakota
>8'0 licensed giga nigga by the time he was 8
>went and played DE for the Gamecocks
>best bro
>he's also god damn crazy
>one time when one of the sisters slapped him in the face with a ruler
>he threw her ass down a flight of steps
>back to defense demo
>"I need a volunt-"
>"Shieet, I gotta see this."
>everyone starts laughing their ass off as Dakota towers over this poor little woman
>"You laugh, but even a man as big as this can be disabled with just a pinky under the nose."
>she tries to demonstrate but can't reach and makes Dakota bend over
>places her pinky under his nose and pushes his head back as far as her dwarflette arms allow
>"See, even with the size difference, he's complet-"
>Dakota fireman carries her over his shoulders and runs out the gym laughing
>I FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN
>gym teachers and football coach in hot pursuit
>girls in the class whispering to each other "I don't think that stuff she showed us would work."

>>34439393
her vs paul blart who would win

>>34439174
I don't know if you're asking a question but there's a question mark at the end?

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>>34444606
o i am laffin

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>>34439209
who was in the wrong here?

>>34439393
Tom Clany's: Rainbow six siege

>>34439317
God dammit you.

>>34445023
no man should be that deep in a woman's kitchen

>>34445055
stop thinking about horse cock being burried deep in your ass, I dare you

>>34439174
Man I know my butt doesn't look that good.

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>>34439393

>>34445068
>tfw your butt looks way better than OP
>tfw you are a guy with masculine features

>>34439772
jack the ripper reincarnated in suburban USA?

those are some well fucked mutton chops m8, if this dude doesnt have the dirtiest briton accent on this planet he cannot get away with that

>>34439772

That woman has a Sub-2000.

Clearly the mutton-chopped /k/omrade is just jealous and wants to fingerfuck it.

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>>34439281
>/o/ defends itself from rabid twingo (2017 colorized)

>>34439309
he looks like the asshole from Trailer Park Boys

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>>34445186

>She tries to fire, only to realize too late that the safety is on
>Choplord Mutton wrests the gun from her hands and tosses the hatchet down
>She shields her face with her hands, saying take anything in the house, have his way with her, but please don't kill her
>But the mutton man is already out the door, holding the carbine over his head, running into the distance and shouting with autistic glee
>"I FOUND ONE! I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND ONE!"

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>>34439309
>>34445211

>>34445200
Ah! Hello fellow /o/tist

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>>34439174
how we really see ourselves

>>34445846
I don't get it.

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>>34439772

>>34445846
what is wrong with your feet :( nasty

>>34445846
HOLY SHIT BRO, YOUR TOES ARE FUCKED UP

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>>34444606
>I FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN
That's great. This is great.

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>>34444606
Kek, your gonna get screen caped and posted on reddit.

>>34447533
>>34447543
Hello, newfriends.

>>34444606
Is why don't trust women.

>>34441473
Don't disrespect Commando with that faggotry

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>>34444606
everyone wants that white woman

>>34442494
>That is a piece of pipe
Look again, pretty sure it's a rolled up magazine, which is still an improvised weapon.

>>34439174

I didn't know my ass was that nice

>>34447669
Don't confuse Commando with /K/ommando

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>>34444606
Definitely didn't happen but I still laughed

>>34439772
I laughed and farted

>no niggers

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>>34439174

i once got a bitch her license taken away and serve 3 month social work.

>walk in evening home.
>holding my mobile when filming the street for studies in town night lightning
>suddenly spome bitch walks directly at me
>smile and dont think anything with it.
>bitch and me walk closer.
>she put her hand on her buttcheck and looks strang at me.
>say hello and look further at camera.
>bitch comes closer
>i can see how her arm muscles get harder and face "i am shiting myself"
>say again hello
>bitch doesnt answer still walks at me
>pull down my backpack and take it one hand geting ready to be assaulted still filming this time the bitch.
>bitch panik and is trying to pull some shit from behind her back.
>drop a back at her.
>she goes down.
>knocked her out it direct head hits
>call police
>police arest the bich
>2 weeks later she got her gun taken away..

fucking paranoia faggots. you cant walk anymore the way home.

>>34439408
I'M CALLING THE ATF

>>34449857
I'm assuming from your post that English is not your first language. Where are you from? Was it illegal for her to carry a gun? Was she trying to rob you? Was it a misunderstanding?

>>34439174
I definitely do not see my self from third person ass perspective.

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>>34444606
>I FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN

>>34439772
The graphics of Rust have really improved.

>>34439309

Man-ogram while drawing?

>>34439234
Why is that guy going over the traffic barrier? He could easily just go around it. Also, what's he going to do with that knife in this scenario?

>>34439366
>Try to remember some of the basics of CQC

Something about personal defense companies/literature/trainers/etc has always struck me as strange. I think about defending myself pretty much daily - what would I do now? How would I move? Where would I find cover? How fast could I reach my gun?

But I've always felt like self defense stuff is marketed on a kind of watered down paranoia. Teaching someone to always be ready, "because you never know when a bad guy is coming for you", seems more like a marketing technique than a real thought process. I carry every day, too. It's just become part of my routine. But there's something about the way it's presented in media that makes it all seem so silly. It's always some really buff white dude in a hoodie and glasses, like the bad guy in an 80s movie or something. It just doesn't reflect the reality that we're all actually preparing for.

They never look meth'd out enough. They're rarely black or mexican. They're always wearing the stereotypical blue-collar clothing that makes them look more like an undercover cop than a real criminal. And maybe that's why it looks so paranoid, because the bad guys are always just normal looking white guys coming through a doorway with an axe, or a knife, or a bat.

I just don't see these particular scenarios as possible. Now put two black teens in stupid oversized clothing, creeping up on a guy from behind, ready to sucker punch him - then I'd believe it. Make it a mob of blacks charging with fists up, a black woman trying to throw bleach in my eyes with a taser in hand, or a mexican cholo pulling a knife on the guy, okay.

Plus there's always something about that "pistol packin mama" that doesn't sit right with me. It doesn't convey the amount of fear, the lack of coordination, or the screaming she'd really be doing.

Real life videos would work so much better than these idealized situations that most people don't see as a possibility.

>>34439772
would be better if he was actually pant-less

>>34445023
she was only defending her natural habitat

>>34450039
>I think about defending myself pretty much daily - what would I do now? How would I move? Where would I find cover? How fast could I reach my gun?

You had to think about it, so you are dead. The military breaks you down in basic for a reason.

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>>34439174
That guy kinda looks like "gangster" Ian T B H.

>>34450185
That was pretty racist of Ian

>>34444606
>I FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN

Thats darn funny, hopefully all the other girls took that as a lesson to run rather than fight.

>>34439218
>Look at this pen
>no
>LOOK AT IT FAGGOT
>NO

>>34439201
Is that Jeremy Clarkson?

>>34445176
Wasn't Jack the ripper a Turkroach?

>>34439444
>get out of here, stalker

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>>34439690
because he is reaching for a weapon

>>34439682
>Detroit

>>34439297
Holy fuck thats retarded. Seriously, these idiots will get you killed.

>>34439599
>here, take my gun

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I thought we're supposed to look like pic related?

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>>34450994

>>34442482
The most illogical thing I first noticed is that they're white, but yeah

>>34444606

of course that happened

why someone on 4chin would post a made up story proving how big and strong guys are

>>34439180
>get HVAC job in small town
>pays okay
>drive a van full of neato, very expensive tools
>get call for shitty neighborhood
>it's a broken down, half-painted house
>with fuckin security cameras by the door
>just before I can knock, some trashy mother fucker pulls a knife on me
>pocket draw, push knife hand away with off hand
>ventilate his ass

>years later
>see myself online
>screenshot of me a split second before poking 3 holes in a torso
>turns out the junkie had a camera on the back of his mailbox
>some shit turd company trying to use it as an image for their self defense business

I mad.

>>34439408
Splinter Cell Conviction.

>>34439201
>>34450275
>You might think that this is a perfectly safe parking lot... but it isn't... because...

>>34439772
>I heard you like chops I bought you an ax so you can chop while you grow out your chops.

>>34450039
That's why there are YT channels that use real footage and analyze it from the perspective of real self defense.

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>>34439174

>>34450154
exactly
only the police and military should be trusted with guns.

>>34450154
>>34451146
Yeah retarded bullshit is what that is, I was in the military also and 99% of what they taught me was how to salute right and how to make reports. Mechanized Infantry no less; unless I'm running around with eight other guys covering my ass and a 20mm cannon watching the treeline you'd feel exposed at any time.

>>34447684
Looks like a bit of PVC pipe or oil filter or something actually.

>>34451157
>let me tell you about peace time military
Yeah no shit.
Tell me what military and what conflict you were involved in. Not every MOS or job in the military results in hard combat operator training like >>34450154 said. Frankly it's actually retarded and very naive to assume that.

>>34451219
Germany, and none of course, I'm not a retard, I just did my conscription service. What do I look like, like a guy with a death wish? I got taught by people who went to the Afghan however and every single one of them said that the singular soldier is primarily there as a set of eyes to spot targets for the MG3 machine gunner to hose down, the G3 sniper to take out or for the 20mm to detonate. They were also mech infantry, obviously.

>>34439180
Are guys like this allergic to well fitting clothes?

>>34439201
Why is he trying to hit that armed man with a taped up microphone?

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>>34451026

>>34451262
Yeah. No. Shit.

>>34439351
>Let me conceal my hard-to-draw giant handgun while I'm in this confined space with limited mobility.

>>34439366
Dude looks to old and fat to need to be mugging people. Go rob your social security from the mailbox, grandpa.

>>34444577
Topkek underrated

>>34440183
Should start a campaign against them for racism.

>>34439839
THAT'S MY PURSE!

I laughed

>>34444606
I am inclined to doubt this, because 4Chan. But also inclined to believe it because I've seen stranger shit and this absolutely sounds like something a high school student would do these days. Keks either way.
>I FINALLY GOT A WHITE WOMAN
If Dakota is real, he needs to survive the day of the rope when /pol/ finally loses enough weight to travel far enough outside their houses to lynch people.

>>34451090
Top kek

>>34439393
"I SAID: 'WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER'"

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>>34439682
>tfw you will never own an army of African child soldiers

>>34445211
Fuckin' Cyrus.

>>34451026
kek

>>34445223
I see sub2ks at almost every gun show, they manufacturer just a few exits up north on 95

>>34451739
There's a LGS near me that has had one in a case for sale since they opened up. Haven't even asked the price because i have no interest in nigger guns. Is there a demand for these shitsticks?

>>34439531
holyshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.png

>>34450201
shut up nigger, Ian does what he wants

>>34450201
White criminals look like that too.

>>34439174
lol

>>34439252
So, this is why it always takes car salesmen so long to speak to the sales manager.

>>34439550
Mac?

>>34439682
w2c coat

>>34439723
Bill couldn't see why his friends liked "pounding milfs" so much...

>>34439772
>the neckbeard revolt of 2019 was terrifying time

>>34451943

There were some problems with the Gen 1 version, but the Gen 2 is just a decent minimalist carbine that folds in half.

There are some cheap kits to replace most of the plastic bits with aluminum ones.

>>34444606
The macho women they get for this kind of stuff are always trying way so hard to seem dangerous to kids
>fourth grade
>female cop comes in to talk to us about something, starts talking and walking through the process of arrest
>kid asks what would happen if the badboi she was escorting on her right just reached to her holster and grabbed it
>she tells that kid if he ever did that he would get shot
Who needs to intimidate a fourth grader?

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>>34441473
>Unicorn dildos
You fucking faggot. We use dragon dildos here, son.

>>34456428
>not telling the kid the truth

>>34456635
I failed to put it clearly, the "he" was directed at the kid, not the theoretical baddie.

>>34439380
>that's not a knoife

>>34439288
What an odd knife for a stock photo.

A CRKT Hissatsu, the silver variant which is not common any more...

>>34451415
not with that attitude

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>>34451026
i lafd

>>34439174
My ass doesn't look anything like that.

Also, the " criminal " is wrong. He's white.

>>34439444
>Nothing personnel kid

>>34459768
>Also, the " criminal " is wrong. He's white.

I'd shoot any fucking Canadian wandering into my driveway to knife my tree and steal all my maple syrup

>>34439264
>Bring out the gimp

>>34439351
Tinnitus in 5...4...3...

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>>34439772

>>34439829
>Fast and the Furious 9?

>>34450236
Underrated

>>34439297
>you will say hello to your grandma you little shit!
>dad no! She never shuts up!

>>34459841
Fair enough.

>>34451266
Why do you think they become criminals? But nah, the actual reason is that it's easier to hide something under baggy or ill fitting clothes.

>>34459903
top kek

>>34439174
With a cute boipussi?