No Gunz Bullshit

>>34435803
um... why did you bury ammo in your yard?

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>>34435803
1. why did you bury ammo in your backyard you autist

2. ride it out, explain to the cops, and let the bitch get cited for misuse of emergency services. Thats how i handled it when a soccer mom freaked out when my CC printed in starbucks one day.

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>>34435803
Here you go: (You)

>>34435816
Tell story pls.

>>34435803
damn nosy neighbors. on the bright side they'd probably call the cops if someone were breaking into your house too.

>>34435810
>>34435816
The same reason pirates burry treasure idiots now is this actually against the law or not

>>34435834
Well... no, it's just stupid and it could cause your HOA to have a hissy fit.

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>>34435810>>34435816

This squirrel buried it in his yard.

>>34435816

is right, you did nothing illegal

>>34435877
>having an HOA
>ever complying with an HOA
Property rights are mine. Soccer moms and OCD fairies can fuck right on off.
Thanks fuck my neighborhood's collective attitude is do wwhatever, just dont bother others.

>>34435877
Yeah they probably wont be too happy. My neighbor is always reporting me for dumb shit like burrying supplies and waste that one week my plumbing broke and for sertin up cat traps. Good news is everyone at the HOA thinks he cries wolf so theres that going for me

>>34435803
my nieghoers called the cops on my cause i was pretty lit and my buddy was throwing beers up in the air and i was trying to shoot them with my shotgun. the cop said he should arrest us for being stupid since only supid people would waste a 30 pack doing what we did.

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>>34435826
Basically i was going to see my GF, wanted coffee so i went into starbucks ordered my coffee, and when i went to pull out my wallet i dropped it so i bent over to pick it up, i guess my coat shifted and revealed my 92fs since its on my right side, got my coffee and went out the door, and was followed by this fat bitch with blond streaks in her hair autisticly screeching at me that i was endangering everyone in that store and that it was illegal to carry a gun among other illegible things about guns, and that i probably stole it. Then she said i was going to wait right there until the police get there., I tried to get in my car and leave she grabbed my right arm as i was opening my door, making me drop my coffee, so at that point i was fucking livid. So i did what she said and waited, and explained the story to the cop who wound up being a bro, he started laughing his ass off said what he was going to do and then told me i was free to go. So i got into my car and did, when i looked back her face was red, she was yelling and literally jumping up and down at the officer. I never did get any coffee that day. Atlanta, not even once.

>>34435926
>the cop said he should arrest us for being stupid
he was absolutely right

>>34435954
Thats what you get for going to starbucks, dont they have Wawa or Royal Farms down there?

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>>34435908
Nigga what?

>>34435974
Wtf? Wawa coffee isn't even remotely
close to the quality of Starbucks. I bet you drink freeze dried shit at home

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>>34435834
>equivocating ammo with buried treasure

That's like burying printed porno mags. This ain't Mad Max times yet, dummy.
You're just being autist by burying it.

>>34435969
instead he just hit me for $200 for public drunkeness

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Faggots, who don't bury ammo on their yards...
Be smart! Be as s/k/uirrels!

>>34435954
>Atlanta

I thought GA was Trump country.

>>34436033
Not atlanta, its blue as blue gets.

>>34436004
Starfucks is shit and so are you. If you ever insult wawa in my thread again I will fucking assault you, i will rain destruction upon your family. I actually hope you go to pour a bowl of cereal only to realize you are out of milk after you put your cereal out

>>34435877
>HOA
>ever unwillingly entering into a contract

HOAs violate the NAP. Fuck HOAs.

It was your mistake, OP. You must berry your stuff in the forest, hidden from indiscreet eyes.

>>34435810
It's like storing away a Christmas present for yourself.

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>>34435974
It's either starbuckaki or little privately owned shops.

>>34436033
Atlanta is a shithole

>>34435954
Should have asked the cop if you could get assault charges filed on her for grabbing you like that.

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>2017
>not storing your ammo in the fridge

>>34436087
I dehydrate my ammo and store it in sealed mason jars in the root cellar.

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This is so stupid that it has to be bait and you all are taking it. Burying ammo only leads to moisture and decomposition faster.

I, however, go in the woods by my house and find a big thick oak tree. I cut a side off and then hollow out part of the trunk. I put waterproof cases or concrete vaults inside for backul guns and ammo. Then i put the side of the tree back on with a hinge or hidden lock.
Lastly, ill tie orange tape around the tree or nail a posted tresspassing sign to it. That way I remember the tree, but anyone else just sees a landmarker. When is the last time you examined a random tree in the woods?

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>>34436046
>I actually hope you go to pour a bowl of cereal only to realize you are out of milk after you put your cereal out

Not that anon, but how could you wish that upon someone? That's the worst

>>34436170
Not if its vacuum sealed dumbass

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>>34436170
I'm gonna start trying to open up trees now when innawoods

>>34435834
of course it's not against the law. unless the ammo is illegal in your state.

I used to gave a vault under my floor like John Wick but that was a huge pain in the ass and really expensive

>>34435803
Nogunz mentality is something that I rarely encounter although it has cost me a potential relationship or two. It's not even autistic /k/ shit either. I've had to dates come to my place and freak out at either an AR in the process of being built on my dining table, or seeing the gunrack inside my closet.
>then again they'd probably have been intolerable anyway

>>34435954
I haven't seen this modified copypasta in a good year or so

>>34435926
Callum is two tallboys drinking?

>>34436205
I used to cut down trees with 30-30 and handgun using them as backstops. Would take one out 14" diameter every 2-3 years

>>34436239
I have never ever had this happen and I exclusively date foreign girls. I mean, they've complained but I told them to get over it and they did.

>>34436046
Wawa is overrated. And wtf? I could just put my cereal back into the packaging. Nbd.

>>34436067
The little private shops are often the best.

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>>34436200
Because plastic holds up so well against moisture and bugs. You must live in a very dry climate.

>>34436205
Go ahead. I wish you luck. I highly doubt we live anywhere close to each other.

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>>34436239
>go on date with a friend of a friend
>nice seafood place being in Maryland and all
>waiter comes up to take order i let her order first but when its my turn i say i'm good and take out a tupperware container of spaghetti from my fanny pack
>i do order a choclate milk though
>date is going well, as i discuss with her my favorite dinosaurs
>i have to decline desert though because my mom only gave me $30 they charged me for all 8 refils of milk
>cal dad to pick us up
>as we are waiting i suggest we go shooting next date and she gets all defensive and weird saying that there wont be a next date

Fucking should have just kept my mouth shut about the guns tbqh now her and her friend who set it up wont talk to me

>>34436318
>plastic doesnt hold up well to moisture

Is OP kill?

I doubt any one of these stories is real.

If you can prove me wrong, post police reports

>>34436454
Just google them

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>>34436355
It doesnt. I tried burying an sks wrapped in plastic (vacuum sealed) and packed with grease when i was 16. It was that thick plastic like the shit Apex mails parts kits in and about 6 months later the gun was rusty, stock all rotten, grease dried up or broken down and plastic bag full of holes. Ever since then, I dont bury my shit, I keep it above ground.

>>34436492
Did you try, I don't know, putting it in a container first?

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>>34436053
This. Of course if you live in Commiefornia it's virtually impossible to live outside one unless you're either in a shack in the desert or a several million dollar house

>>34436535
Like a cardboard box?

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>>34435803
OP are you the one who got fired for getting caught on camera "clearing rooms" at work with your AR15?

>>34436557
>sweet 2k sq' ranch home on several acres in the desert
...and there's your (You) for mediocre/10 bait. Rest of thread is amateur night. FUXSAYK

>>34436492
>that pic
Lemme guess. Babby's first tRASh47

>>34435877
i live in a HOA. i hate it.

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>>34436794
Not babys first, more like baby's 5th that was too cheap not to buy. For all the shit that it gets, its a good rifle. I'm 2500 rounds into it and I am yet to have any problems. That was wolf ammo the was pretty underpowered.

>>34435877
>living in a HOA

>>34436665
Lol no

>>34436479
Na mang, how bout you prove your tall tales are real

>>34437167
>tall tales

We aint talking about Paul Bunyon anon

>>34436087
>puts cold loaded ammo in the fridge

>>34437275
>not putting it in the freezer

>>34436044
>democrats being antigun
No, just shitheads. Every single democrat i know owns an AR and at least 4-5 Bolty's. It's just shitheads that think people should be defensless so they can extort them.

>>34436273
No, Callum is two short boys in a trenchcoat.

>>34435926
You two are the type of fuckheads creating nancy pelosi supporters. They should strip you of your rights to have firearms

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>>34436665

>>34437472
>just what pelosi would say

Are...are you Nancy Pelosi?

>>34437368
Typical democants, "I can, you can't ">>34437472

>>34435974
Faggot beanophile go read a hardback edition of Odysseus with your black wayfarer frame glasses while listening to atmosphere and leave /k/ for us real men.

>>34437641
>>34437670
Dumbfucks who demonstrate they can't responsibly own a firearm in such a way should have their rights stripped.

I can own a firearm because I don't drunkenly shoot cans my wasted asshole friend throws in the air.

>>34436053
If he bought a house there he literally agreed to cuck himself so muh freedom is no longer an excuse

>>34436273
thats getting a start and getting settled in. two tallboys are the same at 4 regular cans.

>>34437472
aint nobody here supporing that plastic looking old laday.

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>two friends keeps talking about buying a bolt action but never do it
>both live in ban states
>ill get a permit eventually
>one says he will ccw (not easy)
>his choice of defensive pistol: a five seven
>attempts to lecture me on why it has a superior cartridge
>other asks the same question every now and then like its 2000
>"when is surplus going to get cheap again"?
>it's literally gotten more expensive since you asked and its not happening
>"why not anon>?"
>these places are either holding on to it or literally don't have anymore.

fucking help me i need friends who like guns and aren't fat fucks. I'm looking at you /k/

>>34435803
What kind of house do you live in where your neighbor can see into your backyard?

>>34436033
Atlanta is like 60% black and 20% bluepill suburban moms

>>34436318
is this from Africa Addio?

>>34437368
And yet they keep voting in people that want to outlaw them.

Hmmmmmmm...

>>34437770
With that logic what if in the future when you're dead and gone, they simply redefine what constitutes unfit and now you opened the avenue for universal gun rights to vanish.

>>34436070
This, you were indulgent in waiting for the cop to come and tell her that she was full of shit.

>>34438008
And yet the Republicans put an idiot man-child in the oval office. No good options.

>>34435954
ITT: things that never happened : autistic manchildren edition

>>34438076
And that has what exactly to do with guns?

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>>34436046
Sheetz pushes Wawa's shit in. All day, every day.


81 corridor > 95 corridor.

>>34438076
last I checked trump isn't going on tv after shootings and calling for congress to pass a new AWB, an incompetent (in your opinion) president is better than one working against our interests (gun rights)

>>34437368
Now are they city democrats, or are they rural democrats? There is a world of difference between the 2.

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>>34438076
That man-child may be an idiot but he is also an improvement on what was there before.

>>34437714
>real men dont drink coffee
Ok

>>34438126
Sheetz? More like Shitz

>>34438480
>Better coffee.
>Better sandwiches.
>Better mexamerican.
>God-tier fried shit.
>Hot dogs.

The only thing Wawa does better is breakfast.

>>34436908
Have fun with you expanding head spacing you poor faggot. Or alternatively if you sell them off at the end of their 6000 round lives to idiots on armslist more power to you

>>34435908
>and for sertin up cat traps
>cat traps
>in a populated urban environment
>actively trying to kill somebody else's pet

sounds like you are a piece of human garbage, mate.

>>34435803
Why would you dig your buried ammo up? The point of burying it is to save it for when SHTF.

>>34438024
>slippery slope
fuck off

>>34435954
LEt me guess then you and the cop shot the bitch ?

>>34436004
>quality of Starbucks
no such thing exists.
Starbucks is just dirty water with lots of sugar to mask the shitty flavor.
drank it once, never again.

>>34435908
>sertin up cat traps
>setting up cat traps in a probably suburban neighborhood full of people's pets
you're a sick fuck, kys, if I ever find someone catching and killing people's pets I will personally put a bullet through their brain

>>34436170
>orange tape
nice now the forest service or town will think it's marked for removal

>>34438608
Wrong

>>34438638
Wow. That got pretty rude pretty quick. Like i said though, i check the headspace and its fine. It literaly a beater rifle. Sorry not all of us are picky little bitches.

>poorfag
This is my 4th ak. I have two Mak90s and an M92 pap. In your defense, I bought my Maks in the 90s for about $300 each, but by all means, dont let that stop you from being a dick

>>34436340
it had nothing to do with guns
she just thinks you're a cheap bastard and wants nothing to do with you
you don't go to a restaurant and pull out your own food - this isn't a movie theater

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>>34438640
>>34438722
Samefag. Cat traps dont kill cats you faggot. If you werent a numale and ever stepped foot in a home depot you'd know every hardware sells them

>>34435897
HOAs should be mode illegal and we should also get rid of property taxes and imminent domain. This should be a constitutional amendment.

>>34438758
Thanks for cracking the case Sherlock Homo

>>34438758
How do you fail that hard at reading comprehension?

>>34435954
Should have punched the fucking hog beast for assaulting you and took 20 bucks from her wallet for wasting your coffee and probably spilling some on you clothes.

>>34438752
>using the least wear resistant ak you own as a beater
>laughingsloots.png
The only thing you can feel smug about is being poor in the 90s

>>34436318
Not that anon, but are you retarded? I use vacuum sealed canisters packed with cosmoline to store my shit in the ground. Just dug one up from ten years ago and my rifle and Ammo were fine like brand new. And FWI i live in Michigan before you go starting that dry climate bullshit. Also plastic stays in landfills for fucking ever.

>>34438651
he needed it for shooting at his neighbor

>>34438783
The idea solution is

>sorry Ma'm
>pick up your coffee
>splash it in her face
>no jury will ever believe it was deliberate with her pushing and shoving you

>>34436318
What are water bottles then retard?

>>34438687

they are range buddies now

>>34438758
dude, I think that thing you just bit was actually bait...

>>34436004
>going to a place called wawa

Sounds like a retarded kid who can't pronounce words, asking for water.

>>34438784
>insulting someone without proving you even own a gun
Okie dokie smokie:)
Enjoying my $1200+ guns that I paid less
Than $300 for none the less

>>34438793
>okay

>>34438856
You retarded m8? Its an Indian word. Do names like Chesapeake, or Potomac trigger you too?

>>34436004
Just came here to tell you to get fucked. Starbucks is complete shit. If you like the taste of burnt coffee that's over priced, go to Starfucks. Christ, the gas station coffee is better than the shit Starsucks shoves down your throat.

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Kevin Spacey hangs out at the Starcucks near me and it says alot about how faggy the people who go there are when Kevin Spacey is the least gay person in there

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>>34438869
>rarity = quality
*leans in to mic*
Wrong
The mak is a good ak, but it's not a $1200 ak

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>>34438761
>muh samefag boogeyman

>Cat traps dont kill cats you faggot. If you werent a numale and ever stepped foot in a home depot you'd know every hardware sells them
Yeah, and what do you do with the cats after you catch them? Let them go back to their owners? Yeah right. I've met plenty of sick freaks just like you before. Kys.

>>34438008
Because they're idiots who can't be single issue voters. If all the supposed progun democrats stopped voting in antis, maybe the party would drop the gun grabber platform, but no
>muh abortions
>muh homos
>muh socialist medicine
>muh global warming

>>34436629
Like a rigid plastic container.

>>34438944
My Maks arent my $1200 guns. Theyre my $800 guns. My M1s and smiths are my $1200 babies.

Other people can have differing opinions than you.

>>34438981
>oh and what do you do with the guns you own anon, murder babies witb them? Ive met plenty of sick fucks like you. Kys

Thats you. Thats how you sound right now. And for your info i set cat traps because cats shit in my horseshoe pit, i trap them and take them to the pound if they arent tagged and if they are i take them to the owners asd ask them to watch their cat better. Now fuck off

>>34438640
>someone's pet
>outside

Lol domesticated house cats that are let loose outside kill billions of birds. If you let your cat roam outside you deserve to wake up to it skinned and impaled on a pike.

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>>34438746
Nice examples there, coastal lowland scum

APPALACHIAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>34436011
>this isn't mad max times yet
>posts a picture of (((head neocon)))
Fuck off statist shill, you won't get people to stop being prepared that easily

>>34439014
Arent Sheetz Virginia based?

>>34438983
>>muh global warming
>implying this is even a debate

>>34438998
Anon btfo

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>>34439038
WRONG!

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>>34438994
>random accusations didn't work! Abort! Call it differing opinions!
Lad. You can't argue with hardness tests
https://youtu.be/4dDydHYrDZ8
https://youtu.be/3bSiyfENeiQ
I wish I had a Garand

>>34439072
Wawa has 200 more stores then sheetz Therefore Wawa > Shitz

>>34435954
Live 1.5 hours from fucklanta, sounds about right

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>>34438889
>Chesapeake Bay
Yeah, I enjoy doing my shopping at Cheapskate Bay

>>34436170
also, buried where the neighbor can easily watch him do it. this thread is a fat load of dumbass

>>34439155
Where do you keep your spare ammo?

>>34439086
Sheetz doesn't prostitute itself by opening stores in Florida to chase those grannybux.

Sheetz still > Wawa.

>>34439004
Just kill them I hate those fucking things

>>34438942
a movie I worked on one of his nicknames on the set was "Nut Palmer" (or "Palmer" for short) because he had a mic on for something, a break was called, and the sound guys spend an hour listening to a PA give him a blow job. he kept telling the kid to
>palm my nuts

>>34439213
Yeah hes always in there with his "assistant" a young fit dude. Its the one in Severna Park Maryland if there are any MDbros here who want to suck a celebrity off

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>>34438126
My nigga

>>34439004
>domesticated
>able to catch wild birds

pick one retard

>>34439400
Are you retarded?

>>34439400
Do you know anything about cats or do you always post bullshit?

>get really drunk
>bury shit
>forget where

Its the best kind of treasure hunting

>>34439400
you are wrong and you should feel wrong.

>>34439074
Im not argueing the the tests anon. All im saying is that the tests do not apply in my case. I have seen the test and because of them, everytime I get home from shooting, I check my headspace, rivets and for any cracks in the trunnion. If the rifle blows up tomorrow I can genuinely say I got my money's worth. I paid $350 for the rifle with 700 rounds included from a friend in some financial trouble.

>I wish I had a Garand
I do too. I should have been more specific in saying I have 2 M1 carbines in the Saginaw variety.

Again, I reiterate that I understand they have inferiority to nearly every other rifle on the market. I have done my research and under any other circumstances I would not have purchased it. But im not going to lie, its my favorite, go to gun for a weekend innawoods.

>>34438889
I'm sorry Sinjar can't into english?

>>34439248
Baltimorefag here, next time I'm working near BWMC I'll have to drop into that Starbucks.

When's he usually there?

>>34439213
>>34439248
I didn't even know Spacey was gay. Ya learn something new every day.

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>>34439398

>>34439754
Friend who worked there said its whenever hes in Annapolis filming House of Cards. He was in there 4 days a week she said

>>34439435
>>34439437
>>34439490

nice samefag. domesticated cats can't catch a wild bird. birds have wings you retard. do cats somehow have wings too?

>>34439732
Wrong kind of Indian, dipshit. Native American.

>>34440004
I remember when b8 stood for something, not just acting like a tard

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>>34436170
not knowing how to cache
>t. post

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>>34436318
whats the webm from bud?
>>34437999
not that i remember

>>34438981
lay off the estrogen

>>34439048
>implying there's any valid plan to stop it

>>34436174
It's ok, I put the milk in first

>>34440089
whats the name of that documentary again?

>>34436318
Oh man, with a mustache like that you just know the other guys are gonna get fucked up.

Where can I get more of this?

>>34437496
Holy shit lol

>>34438677
How is it far fetched at all? It's what's happening now and has been for decades. It's a trend, not a fallacy.

>>34438076
That's not really a compelling argument for voting for anti gun candidates.

>>34437368
Anon, there are people that buy the shill. We are not them

>>34438126
Wawa
Race Trac
Sheetz

POWER CHASM
Highway rest stops
Circle K

JESUS WEPT TIER
Generic convenience run by pakis
Generic convenience store run by indians

>>34438677
No need to be rude, it's just a debate. It's not a slippery slope. You either have rights or you don't. Once you compromise your rights then you have any leverage.

>>34436013
Jeeze, add that to the $300 you got fined for not mowing your lawn and you're looking at some serious money. Unfuck yourself, keep your money for beer and ammo.

Christmas a few years back some family we hadn't seen (for a good reason) came over a few days before Christmas Day. My cousin was around 10 and wouldn't shut the fuck up about Call of duty BOPs 2. He brought a nerf gun with him so I thought hey, why not try and get a proper interest going. I handed him both my bow and .177 air pistol to try out in the garden, gave him some tips. His mother came out slightly drunk, freaked the fuck out that I was "teaching him to kill", never mind that all he does at home is scream and play call of duty.

She slaps me, throws my air pistol into the pond and gets her husband to take them all home.

Class act for a woman who runs her own child care business which consists of an Xbox and McDonald's every day.

>>34436288
how to get a qt foreign girl?

>>34435908
Kill yourself.

>>34441240
>getting that buttmad over an air pistol

Wat. My mom is from Western Europe, so pretty gun adverse, yet still didn't think twice about letting 5 year old me play with BB guns. How autistic can one woman be?

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>>34436174
Fuck you jackass, I eat cereal without milk!

>>34436011
>printed porno mags
Soooo.... like lewd magazines? Or playboys? Because I'm picturing a chest full of pmags, drum mags, gi mags, and all sorts of mags with like tits and dirty scenes printed/painted on them. I'd be thrilled one way more than the other desu

>>34441393
desu, not desu

>>34441332
This is Western Europe. The difference is my mothers side of the family is a farming/engineering/military family and the visiting aunt was my fathers sister. Very afraid of anything, chavs, live in a shitty town yet have BMWs and big TVs. The kind of people that see having 2 kids by 20 years old and getting a free flat from the council as "making a success of yourself".

Just thought I would try and give him something he would enjoy.

So this happened lat year.

I work over nights, get off at 8am, it's Friday, fuck it, going to the range. Go home, load up the van, as I come out with my ammo can, PD roles up. Set down ammo can and wait for cop to get out. Cop gets out, buddy that works down town. Mind you, I work licensed security and I'm still in uniform. Tells me that he got a call that a man matching my description was waving around an " assault rifle ". I laugh, offer to show him tape from my security camera. He says I'm good, another cop comes over from next door, shaking his head. We all start bull shitting, they ask to see my guns, I open up the hatch, bull shit some more. Second cruiser rolls up, lights on, we all look at each other and the other cops, they get out, we start talking, a bit confused. My thunder cunt of a neighbor called the cops, on the cops for not arresting me, told them that she thought I was going to go shoot up a school. Other cops laugh and go fine her for calling in false reports. I see her next day with a U-Haul, bitch has the nerve to tell me she moved out of Cali to get away from gun violence and corrupt cops.

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>>34436004
starbucks confirmed has fecial matter in it and it's stores, literally swallowing shit, faggot

>>34436004
>buying things from a company that actively supports communism in the US

>>34437472
>muh PR

>>34441619
>Scaring a Cucafornian away.
Great, nice job asshole, she is going to go ruin another state now.

>>34441717
You're welcome, she's out of here and that's all I care about

>>34438758
Are you...
what?

>>34438677
Sick argument

>>34438981
"What do you do with the cats after you catch them? Let them go back to their owners?"
>Set up a cat trap outside, go to sleep
>Wake up to the sounds of hissing and banging
>I caught one
>It's a little white fluffy cat
>Notice his collar
>Fluffy
>Poor thing, I'm going to give it back to its owner
>But wait
>My hand starts reaching for my rifle
>I can't control it
>No!
>I try to hold it back
>Start to lose control of my other hand
>Shoulder the rifle against my own will
>Tears streaming down my face
>Fire
Why did I ever buy such an evil device! If only you had a choice whether to kill or return the cat!

>>34441077
Put GetGo on top.

>Golden rod in indoor safe decided to die.
>Decide this is a great time to transfer some guns to my garage safe, along with some ammo and lead bars.
>Almost done and notice my garage just turned into a blue and red rave party.
>Poke hands over door of my safe and slowly back up.
>Sure enough, two cars in my driveway, forgot I had my garage door open.
>Officer asks me if I was waving guns at people, someone called them about it, etc.
>Explain situation, against better judgment let them in so they can see the rest of my rifles on my bed getting ready to get moved after I check them for rust, etc.
>Only have room for one more rifle so ask if I can put it in my garage safe, they see no problem with it.
>Neighbor sees me walk out of my house with my AK with two cops in toe and looses her shit screaming about how that was the rifle I was waving around.
>One of the officers asks her if she has x-ray vision because the gun was in the house the whole time.
>Recognize her as the annoying cunt who wanted everything half price.
>Including my shitty tupperware I had for 10 cents.
>Kindly ask her to get the fuck out of my garage.
>And then a skeleton popped out.

>>34438758
>Bringing food into a movie theater

Fucking moron, just get your falcon to bring you some crab legs after you sit down.

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>>34441240
>She slaps me

You should have slapped the bitch back.

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>>34437496

>>34438355
The healthcare bill is going to fuck my shit up, and he is rapidly tweeting us towards a war with one of like ten different countries. That is not an improvement.

>>34441982
Maybe I should have. However I personally didn't want to slap my aunt. No point. I was 18 at the time, she was late 40s.
Not worth it. They didn't take their Christmas presents.

>>34435803

You fool! Because someone saw your stored ammo, it's no longer a secret! What you should have done was put it in a basement or the foundation protected with a fire resistant safe. Nobody but you and special snowflakes must know the secrets of ammunation

>>34442192
Dig a hole in your basement floor. Bury it under that

>>34441393

>i just realized I need this.

There is a market for porn image mag wraps now

>>34442148

>now its going to fuck your shit up?

Obese nigger detected.

>>34442148
>The healthcare bill is going to fuck my shit up

Because it will take the gun that's pointed at my head making me pay for your healthcare away?

What the fuck makes you morally entitled to my money?

>>34437972
Any suburban neighborhood?

>>34441077
Sheetzfag here.

QuikTrip also belongs in the top tier.

RoFo belongs in OK tier for its chicken and breakfast sandwiches.

Cumberland Farms belongs in the mid tier for its coffee.

>>34436004
>quality
>starbucks
You can make better quality coffee at home by just following along with an episode of Good Eats. Starbucks is overpriced, burnt, sugary dog piss in a cup, good only for a caffeine rush when you're about to fall the fuck over from lack of sleep, and since there's about a thousand other products that do caffeine better than starbucks, Starbucks is literally not worth spending money on.

>>34435834
Not against the law. Your neighbor is just afraid you'll be the next Adam Lanza.

>>34435803
He must be eating too much soy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mduUbJTdXag

>>34435803
Fuck you're autistic. I hope when I buy I don't live next to a weirdo like you. Burying ammo? Wtf

>>34441393
>Disregard Playboys, acquire Mega Milk P-Mags
>t. /k/

>>34435803
why was your neighbour spying on you?
Get a bigger Fence and Hedges, also he needs to be punished for being a nosey snitch.

>>34438942
What am I looking at here...?

>>34435803
Stashing emergency supplies?
Semi-reasonable.
Burying your ammo in your yard?
Autistic.
You already have a home, keep it in there. If you're bugging out to your own home then you're stocked already. You bury caches away from your home, where our along to where you intend to hole up.
So in conclusion: what you're doing isn't necessarily illegal but it is mong-tard level stupid.
Please shoot your nuts off.

>>34443052
I think its reasonable.
What if something happens which results in your known/easily locatable ammunition and firearms being taken? It could quite easily.

Back up stashes are always fine

>>34442148
Those countries have been begging for it since the Obama admin.

They smelled weakness and now we're paying the price.

>>34438998
Bretty good anon/10

>>34436033
Atlanta and Savannah are like southern Portlands

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>>34439173
Stuck in South Florida for a job. Can confirm they are everywhere down here.

>Tfw I miss Western PA and just want some Sheetz.
>Tfw I don't want them to whore themselves out and come to the cock of the South.

>be me
>have guns in house
>but don't have a private driveway
>my car is right in front of my house parallel parked though
>its about a 30 foot sidewalk to my car
>carry all my guns in carry bags as to try and not attract attention
>walk outside, close door behind me
>some guy and girl across the street doing gardening stuff starts looking at me with my two rifles in stow.
>pretend I don't notice them looking at me
>open the trunk to my car
>place both my rifles in then close the trunk
>look up
>they're still staring at me
>don't wanna cause a scene or say anything to them because its No-Funs-New-York
>walk back in my house to get ammo box
>come back out
>they're still fucking staring at me

I'm not doing anything wrong but I'm getting looks from neighbors meaning they're either casing my shit or going to call the cops on me. Why can't people just mind their own fucking business?

>>34435897
This. Fuck HOAs, they have no real authority. If I'm ever in a neighborhood with one, I'm going to redneck it up on purpose just to fuck with them

>>34442369
Yeah but it doesn't though. It's everything that was shitty about Obamacare but worse.

>>34443157
>loves guns
>lives in shitty city

>>34443240
>>34442369
Maybe he's addicted to the government distorted market cash?

Do you work in healthcare or something?

>>34443266
can't help it. my work is literally 5 minutes away

>>34441619
Dumb bitch.
Seriously the cunt should be beaten publicly and fined 50k.

>>34436492
it's supposed to then go into a length of big PVC pipe with the ends glued on.

>>34437496
kek

>>34436011
>That's like burying printed porno mags.
Back when nudie mags were big, this was actually a common thing.

>>34435954
>not going to Waffle House

What a fag

>>34439072
The Sheetz up in Huntingdon were garbage

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>>34439173
>wawa being built on my way to work
>tfw have Publix and Wawa

>>34435926
>>34435969
>>34436273
>>34437472
guyz.. don't listen to him im the real callum, i love sucking bbc, all day everyday, as i type this i have a 9 incher up my ass

>>34441749
keep up the good work
maybe there's hope for Cali yet if we can get more of them to leave

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>>34444288
>mfw Tim Hortons master race

>>34438758
Expert gentle trolling.

>>34440004
>being this retarded

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>>34435803
Couldn't afford a fence anon?

>>34443157

This is why I own a rifle bag that looks like a guitar case. I live in downtown Toronto so I need my left camo.

>>34443190
>Fuck HOAs, they have no real authority.

Sweet, sweet summer child.

>imma fuck with HOA! WHATCHOO GONNA DOOOOOO?!!?!?

Legally enforce that clause in the house sale that says you have to do what they say or they can fine or kick your ass out. By all means, fuck with your HOA and see how it goes.

Meanwhile, I'm not so fucking stupid as to buy a house in an HOA.

>>34439048
Yeah, there's none. Humanity has no influence on it.

>b-b-b-ut muh scientists

The study went like this:
>asked ~10k scientists
>got 3k responses
>picked 83 of them which they've qualified as "climate scientists"
>one disagreed
>97% scientists think global warning is manmade!!!

>>34436174
I think that image is from children's book about creationism.

>>34443157
How many children were you going to kill that day?

>>34435877
>>34436053
>he doesnt have an HOA to keep the landscaping from being fucked up 24/7

lel

>>34436087
>Not keeping it in the microwave

>>34435926
Yet another reason to despise tripfags

>>34436205
Lol, me too

>>34440789
Adio Africa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K5qVWG5CXU&t=705s
Though I'd try to find the original VO

>>34442871
I legit have tits because I drank soy milk exclusively while growing up before I discovered Lactade was a thing.

Fuck this gay Earth.

>>34439400

Cats here usually walk around with stolen Shilkas

>>34441174
plus the fines i got for to dwi charges. i get alot of fines.

>>34442211
Nah, I'm mostly white and have under 12% bodyfat. I just have a few chronic conditions that while perfectly manageable with the correct medication kinda suck without it, and the meds without insurance cost more than I can afford while also paying for rent and getting food.

>>34443117
We are not economically equipped to start shit right now, nor do we really need to. Think about how much money we blew on Iraq, and then think about how things are going there now.

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>>34436087
>cryo rounds for when the fire ayylmaos invade

Smart, anon. I like you.

>>34438608
Wrong. Hoagies is all they do better

T. Philly kid who worked at sheetz (corporate) for two years.

>>34445958
>think about how things are going there now
Better ever since Mattis took our fucking kid gloves off.

>>34438856
>decent gas prices and food
>hurr hurr deh name is all dat matterz

Autism strikes again.

>>34436170
>killing nice oak trees
>marking your cache for removal by foresters
Is this a new pasta?

>>34438758
Summer is here.

>>34437961
Tell your friends to gift you money and that you're planning on gifting them a gun that they will like.

>>34444268
waffle house is shit tier

>>34435897
>>34443190
Sorry bro. HOAs usually have force of law.

>>34449087
There was a story floating around the internet a while ago about a guy who had an overzealous HOA that went around booting people's cars for random reasons, so he decided to fuck with them in a hilarious fashion

>>34443510
Thank you, Anon. At least you understand.

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>>34436170
>>I, however, go in the woods by my house and find a big thick oak tree. I cut a side off and then hollow out part of the trunk.
>When is the last time you examined a random tree in the woods?

I found some good shit in there, followed this noswords loser there at night

>>34435877
people who support HOAs and HOAs are going to be first against the wall. It's my property and I will do whatever the fuck I want with it.

>>34438126
>Sheetz pushes Wawa's shit in. All day, every day.
How does it feel being absolutely wrong?

>81 corridor > 95 corridor
This is true

>>34451032
Underrrated

>>34438638
Why are you so assmad at a stranger on the internet?

>>34438758
this is some good bait