pick someone from fiction who you would want to be your battle buddy.

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>>34435533

>>34435569
Long SVD is long

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>I'm combat ready!

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>>34435669
also ded

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>>34435669
Good choice.

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>>34435555
FPBP.
Quads confirm.

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>>34435787

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>>34435669
Sorry, I prefer girls that didn't get killed by yandere Magneto.

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>>34435555
oh fuck checked my boy

>>34435769
I was still so upset Pyrashes didn't even phase me.

>>34435835
Rube is most plebe tier but very /k/ in her autism.

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>>34435555
>Those quads
>That choice

>>34435555
quads of truth

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>>34435533
Him ;3

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>>34435533

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Just for the conversations.

>>34435555
Check'd, fpbp, /thread

You did it, anon.

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For maximum Cold War aesthetics.

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>>34435533
I'd just be letting him do all the work while I listen to music most likely.

>>34435533
Ichihachi would be mine.

>>34435533
Probably Boone
>female companions

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>>34435533

pic related

>>34435533
God

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>>34435555
Congratulations, you have made the correct choice!

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Easy

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>>34435738
>delusional globalist far far left engineer who preaches propaganda about sciences far, far out of his expertise or qualification

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It would be frustrating as fuck but I'm pretty much guaranteed to survive.

>>34435569
Too bad eggplant is likely to have her get shot up by SIG

>>34436644
you should probably mosey on back to /pol/

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battle pupper

>>34436666
don't say i didnt warn you when he tries to tell you how global warming and preservation of species is more important than survival in a SHTF scenario

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>>34435555
These quads confirm some literal God tier taste.

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>>34435555
GLORIOUS

>>34436825
Fremmy a best

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>>34435555
Damn the Big E up in this thread.

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>>34435533
Scp-682. If you don't want to be violently raped by her, you have bad taste.

>>34435555
Wow. Such shit taste.

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>>34435533

>>34436662
I fucking hate him and his Mary Sue so fucking much

>>34436877
>her
>ferals
[spoiler]jk good taste anon.[/spoiler]

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>>34435533
>tfw will never be shoved to the ground by sako, have her call me dirt, and stick her bare foot in my mouth
i'd also take galil instead of sako and goyim instead of dirt

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>>34437171
i hope you like pain

>>34436666
>thread full of anime cancer
>cries about /pol/

I will however acknowledge your digits

>>34437316
He's right though

Dale Gribble

>>34436024
Brown cow is a good choice

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>>34437316
what the fuck did you just say about my upotte you mother fucker

>>34436246
this is the only good choice
anyone who says otherwise is probably legion scum

Whatever AU/Oneshot/Alternate Timeline Superman was pro-gun and not an absolute pussy/shitheel.

I'm sure someone has PROBABLY written that comic, so I'm just going to say that.

Jokes on y'all now I have an unkillable bullet sponge.

>>34435558
Under
RATED
A
T
E
D

>>34436203
Dear Jesus please let that be a joke

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>>34435555
PRAISE!!!!!!!

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>>34436884
burn the heretic!

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>>34435533
She probably doesn't knoe how to shoot guns or speak English but she's qt as fuck.

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>>34438549
know*
My bad

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I can't lose

>>34436644
Next you're gonna say Mr. Roberts was a communist or some shit.

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>>34435555
Nice, also my battle buddy is pic related

>>34436877
>not SCP-1471
Useful.

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>>34438549
Who knows

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Praise the Emperor.

Though I'd let the big man keep running things, I'll take CAPTAIN TITUS OF THE ULTRAMARINES.

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Good all rounder won't destroy world by accident

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>>34436666
He isn't wring at all though.

That guy isn't qualified to talk about biology or geology whatsoever and he is extremely sjw and anti gun.

>>34435555

Does He also come with His mighty armies and His mighty navy?

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the only companion worth a damn in this disappointing game.

>>34439081
wait, I just remembered curie before she gets synthed. Shes pretty good.

>>34436246
objectively the best choice.

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>>34436246
>tfw get cucked by cass

>>34439060
Doesn't even have to, dude's so overpowered he could destroy planets on his own. Also if you had him as your battle buddy, it wouldn't take him long to unite mankind under his banner.

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>>34435555
>quads
THE EMPEROR APPROVES.

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>>34436666
What a waste of quads.

>>34439096
BENIS
E
N
I
S

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>>34439347

>>34437928
Fucking wot, the anti-gun was a one shot.
>raised as a Kansas farm boy
>antigun

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>ywn be fultoned to MSF Mother Base

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>>34436884

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just for that graviton beam emitter

>>34435533
Master chief

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>>34436246
seconded

>>34436156
I too would chose the best loader to drive around in a luchs

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>>34435533

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>>34435533
He'd call me a weak city-dweller every 30 minutes, be drunk half the time and get all the girls and most of the loot, but it likely would be worth it.

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Till she shoots me because I said/did something she hated because of her blatant mental instabilities.

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>>34440529
Since it was war time and Gutz was technically a combatant did he actually do anything wrong?

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>>34436666
Bill Nye is a Turbo Faggot

>>34438549
Well, she is a gun, a RK-95 to be exact, so I hope she knows herself well enough.

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Would operate with Beard all the way, as long as we were not anywhere near a nuclear blast.

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God I wish she was real

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>>34441289
She is, if you get yourself an AK-74

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Ech~!

>>34439096
whats the deal with that mask? ive noticed it in a lot of anime and manga ect.

>>34441348
I'd guess to say that foxes are tricksters in Japan, and the AKs in Upotte wore them during their initial attack against the western guns in the manga.

>>34441373
i guess that makes sense. thanks man, ive not read up on japanese myth yet. seems neat though.

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>>34435555
BLEESED QUADS

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how has this not been posted

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>>34441508
Good choice.

>>34436917
this is my favorite shot in the whole show ;_;

>>34437224

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>>34436203
Please, dear god, let that be satire.

>>34435555
While those are some definitely powerful quads I still say Vance Stubbs is the better battle buddy.

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roland from the dark tower series pre second book

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This is hard.

Vampire hunter D or sniper wolf

>>34435555
Well done Malcador, you picked the right choice.

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>>34441677
And wich one?

>mfw I will never operate hard af while my back is covered by a qt italian cyborgloli with a dragunov

>>34442210
Operating (aka Light Infantry) is overrated. Heavy Assault Infantry aka Mechanized is where it's at. Nothing better than a 20 to 35mm waving around behind you, blasting the fuck out of anybody who gets in its range.

>>34442304
Nigga, the social Welfare Agency doesn't have APC's, just cyborgs.

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>>34442330
Yeah, which is why I see them as little more than a gimmick. Overglorified SWAT troopers with dubious ethical questions behind them and a terribly short lifespan before them is what they are.

But an IFV... that thing lasts a few decades! Doesn't go crazy either!

So what I'm saying is anon, don't you want to marry your one true waifu, the SPz Marder?

>>34442342
1. IFV's aren't very discreet, nor always necessary. But I agree with you, SWAT teams could do the job just as well as the girls.

2. No, I actually sat in one of those things and prefer the Puma.

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Jessica, she's my favorite character from contagion. I know ages holding the gun weird in the pic but that's cause the model posing is weird. She's so beautiful, i fell in love with her after about 20 hours playing the game, I have over 400 now, I imagine myself rescuing her from the zombies and we mal our way through the rainy streets to one of the cozy apartments in the Barlow square level and hole up there for a while, she cuddles next to me on the sofa for protection, as rain patters softly on the windowsill and the zombies wander around on the street outside, and we eat canned foods by candlelight. Then eventually she tells me about her internship at biotec and how they might have the cure so we head there together and clear out the zombies and get the cure from the basement labs and signal a helicopter but I get bitten and when we reach the roof there are way too many zombies so I lead most of them away while firing to clear a path to the helicopter for Jessica. As they corner me I meet her eyes 1 last time before pulling the pins on two grenades and blowing myself and dozens of zombies to pieces.

>>34436540
Patrician taste

>>34442423
if this is unironic kill yourself

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Jill. For the sandwiches.

>>34436540
Balalaika dakimakura where?

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I'd like a semi-auto 20mm covering my ass with unyielding obedience

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>>34436656
just take this guy.

so you get sure YOU will never get hit

>>34441675

>that scene in the book where someone hands him a box of ammo and he acts like a kid on christmas

i just want to take him to some over the top gun show in vegas just to make him drool at all the boomsticks

>>34438720
>not picking Jack

>>34442914
RIP

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>>34435533
>>34435555
Checked
>>34436540
Not bad, but not the best.

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>>34435533
I'm surprised nobody picked best girl.

>murder
>loli
>obsessed
>qt af
>no better girl

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Stabby eyepatch lady best

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>>34435533
I want this tall, hacker, robo waifu

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>>34435533

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>>34443334
>if you pick Valmet, you have to be Koko to get the sex bonus
>if you pick Koko, you have to be under 16 and brown to get the sex bonus
Life isn't fair. To be alive is to be constantly tormented.

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If I can convince him not to murder me, this guy right here.

>>34435835
>yandere Magneto
Audible fucking kek.

>>34436540
Good decision central here.
>competent sniper and designated marksman
>loyal as fuck to her men
>MILF central, although you might be a dead man if you say it out loud
>gets off on war
My only problem is her nails. They're gaudy.

>>34440887
Triela is patrician taste in cyborgs, my dude. Loli with a trench gun all day.

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>>34441516
>>34441508

Probably because she's a lesbian and wont dink ya

Conversely...

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>nobody wants 5-inch guns covering their ass
Also waifu material, poi.

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>>34443606
why are all the good girls dykes, does japan like cucking itself?

Burst never happened! She wants to ride Bean!

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I want to be her 9S

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>>34435533

>>34435533
my girlfriend

>>34442884
Underrated post.

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>>34440529
Donovan dindu nuffin wrong

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Surprised no T850

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i guess you have to be an oldfag to even know about this

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>>34435533
Skaði, the giant goddess from norse mythology. She is more or less the godess of innawood.
>godess of hunting, skiing and mountains
>skilled at fighting to the degree that all gods, Thor included pussies out from fighting her
>owns at least one of "every weapon of war"
>have a simple sense of humor, loves shit like watching Loki having his balls tied to the beard of a nanny goat with a rope and having a tug-of-war
>will probanly like you as long as you take care of your feet, is willing to live with her in the mountains and don't obsess over fishing.

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>>34438542

>>34435555
emperor approves
removing xenos will commence today

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>>34435533
The Strelok

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>>34435555
Quads of gods

>pic related is my fictional operator

>>34443791
I know that, it's SHIT and overly depressing for no reason!

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>>34436825
Where the fuck is my season 2. This show was goddamn good. Fucking japs and their shit taste man. And Hinako Note isn't doing too well either so the studio's probably going to go under soon.

>>34443491
One of the coolest villains I've ever seen.

>>34444691
Overpowered as fuck for no raisins

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>>34444638
>Make a fairly interesting "murder mystery" show with a unique Ancient Central American art style
>Nips hate it because it's not set in high school
I'm honestly amazing Kino is getting a second season considering how beyond shit nip taste is.

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>>34441675
>>34442929
Those books made me want a SA revolver.
Thought they were never clear on what revolver he uses specifically.
I always thought it was an open top conversion or something.

>>34436919
Frank motherfuckin' Castle. Best modern day battle buddy

>>34438812
>Pretty marines

Just how much of a faggot are you, anon?

>>34443638
The Japanese like cute and pure things. Young girls are cute and yuri is the purest form of love. It can't be helped.

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>>34442665
Why? Jessica is perfect, I would happily die for her if she were real.

>>34443491
is that a lbe loaded up with a bunch of speedloaders?
You're telling me there's a manga artist out there with enough knowledge to know what speedloaders are?!

>>34442423
>>34444979
I remember you from that one thread on that one other board.
Give it a fucking rest, your waifu is trash.

>>34444990
Gun/military otaku are pretty common in japan.

>>34445006
I understand that, however I still expect a lack of knowledge regarding firearms based off past experience... I am hero was kinda the exception to that rule.

>>34441675
He's a fud though isn't he?

>>34445024
You must not read much manga then.

>>34445053
to an extent that's true. Well not nearly as much as when I was in middle school/high school.

>>34445070
They can't actually play with guns so they instead spend their money and time hoarding gear and myriad miscellaneous knowledge. Most otaku would make much better posters on /k/ than the majority of the board to be honest.

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>>34435533

>>34445214
Wait... Carolina's got a face now?... The freelancers have faces now?!

*the last time this one watched RVB was during the chaingun and ODSTS versus freelancers after church got EMP'd.

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>>34441675
Have some art some jap guy did

>>34443491
What is this? My interest is piqued.

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Really, no one's gonna post him? I'm the one who's gonna have to do it?

Alright then.

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>>34444638
I started reading the ln but it's been a while since I've checked up on it.

Yeah really bummed how everything is always decided on Japs and thier shit taste.

>>34445341
You know, just once I'd like to see a fictional character with a missing eye who actually shoots left handed

>>34445424
Point shooting isn't hard

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>>34445291
Buddy?
>>34445336
I was just about to

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>>34445424
Well, Sophia here is missing an eye. But it's her left eye, and still shoots right handed.

>>34445451
That doesn't really count

>>34438621
Yeah, but you're not Madoka, so your death doesn't matter to her.

>>34441335
Who is this semen demon?

>>34443490
Just pick the CIA girl, you just need to be a big guy.

>>34443490
Life is suffering.

>>34435923
Best so far

>>34436630
You are my fucking nigger, anon.

>>34442901
Who dat

>>34445424
She isn't missing an eye. She's just a chuunibyou.

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>>34445424
TEKNICALLY her left eye is fully functional she just keeps it covered but yeah i get ur point

i think venom snake does the same thing with his eyepatch if im not mistaken

>>34445763
>>34441335

http://www3.gogoanime.tv/category/bikini-warriors

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>you will never operate with a cute fox girl

>>34439081
Also deacon

>tfw no boone. I worked so hard to get him a happy ending

>>34445639
Fair enough I just need to dye my hair pink

>>34445877
some kind of police girl.

>>34444998
Shut the fuck up, Jessica is not trash. She is the furthest thing from trash someone can be.

In fact FUCK YOU FUCKING DIE OF AIDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF JESSICA EVERY TIME I POST ABOUT HER. YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF WOTTHLESS FUCKING VIRGIN FAGGOTS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. JESSICA IS A LOT BETTER THAN WHATEVER FAT ASS GIRLFRIEND YOU HAVE WHO PROBABLY FORCES YOU TO EAT HER OUT AND NEVER BLOWS YOU. FUCK YOU COCKSUCKERS, YOU ALL JACK OFF TO SOME TINY LITTLE LOLI ANIME CUNT CAUSE YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEDOPHILES. KILL YOURSELVES, TIE THE FUCKING ROPE ALREADY, AT LEAST I'M ATTRACTED TO AN ACTUAL ADULT FEMALE UNLIKE YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES WHO THINK ABOUT FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLDS.

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>>34446306

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>>34446319
>That bulge

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>>34446353

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>>34435555

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>>34443425

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>nobody's posted the best marksman in Japan yet

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>>34435533

>>34446284
With tig ol bitties and a large bore rifle

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Him.

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If my battle buddy has an entire army, does that make the army my battle buddy?

>>34437171
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE SAKO

>>34446813
top tier choice

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>>34438720
>>34443008
Scaramouche would be a blast to have around, until he becomes a bothersome shit.

Having PTSD Jack would probably be the most operator of choices, with his weapons training and skill, he could be the midrange/cqc quiet.

Personally, I'd choose Ashi though
>inb4 who?
Lets say that the option to kill her daddy in the future is on the table, and she's still existant.
>super human strength
>godly powers
>can destroy an army in minutes
>Hawkeye as evidence of bow use and general aim
>impressionable and loyal
>extra thicc

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>>34445901
Alternatively the strongest man in the world would be a good battle buddy

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>>34440887
>>34441677
Man, it didn't really hit me how young they all were until I actually measured Triela against her M97 and found out she's no more than 4'6". Fucked with me when I realized that since she's one of the older ones.

>>34447114
The only real choice, DESU.

>>34447028
>Calls himself the strongest man in the world
>Actual strength is a little above average but nowhere near "god of powerlifters" mode
What did he mean by this?

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>>34437224

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>>34443490
>tfw brown but not a shota

>>34438989
plus booty

>>34436540
Didnt she have a thing for younger guys in the anime?

>>34443621
She looks like the type who enjoys taking it up the stern

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>>34436075
>this barrel is 15.9 inches long
>im going to have to shoot your dog

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>intelligent
>T800 on steroids
>hot
how has this not been posted yet?

>>34441254
Jacket too

>>34447214

i still think she used to be a dude

>>34447214
>gay
>japanimation
gee I wonder...

>>34447214
>>34438989 is superior. The movie was pretty damn good but everything is better in SAC.

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>>34435555
/thread

>>34446368
I see nipples
>>34446473
>airshit

>>34446927
This nigga knows what's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PIPMunct4c

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>>34447242
we're still waiting. There's a new gits anime coming up, maybe batou will get out of the friendzone after almost 3 decades

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>>34435555
> Ahhhh save me empeorah!

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>>34447243
oh, didn't see that. Doesn't really matter from which source i think. But yeah, i prefered SAC over the original movie and innocence too, if for the sheer amount of character building alone. To bad we only got two seasons and a movie.

threads dead

>>34447315
>oh, didn't see that
All you had to do was pretend you did. Now I've got your filenames and will follow you around forever.

>>34444770
King is massively anti-gun and knows extremely little about them (there's a bit in the second book, I think, where he refers to cartridges as having "firing pins") so there's a pretty good chance it's not based on any specific model or type.

>>34437224
My choice, just let him lose and sit back.

>>34444770
Roland was based on Clint Eastwood's "Man With No Name" character, so chances are he uses Colt 1851 Navy that's been converted to use cartridges

>>34443491
So what happens if he gets shot center mass?

>>34447380
i don't get what you mean

>>34445336
>those knife hands

>>34435555
Checked

Probably Mad Max.

>wasteland tales
>competent when armed
>pretty fucking psycho, but human enough not to eat me as I sleep
>decently intelligent
>could actually explain what the fuck this lore is

>probably never going to get to drive
>he's been shot and road fucked too many times over to be a fully functioning human

>>34447147
Saikyo is the original word. It means "the strongest" literally, but it's more like "the most powerful"

A nuclear bomb is unbelievably powerful, but can't lift 1oz.

>>34447540
>>34447458

But with a cylinder that swings out. Don't forget that the world he lives in is ours, but centuries or millenia later. They have machine guns. A conversion would be extremely unlikely in this scenario.

I'm pretty sure there are gunsmiths, though, so it would be pretty damn stupid to have a black powder conversion.

>>34435555
Quads of faith.

>>34442342
You mean the trashcan? (Not to diarespect your waifu this is literally how we call them here)

>>34450526
Bitch I served on it too, she's loud but good for her damn age.

>>34450776
Sorry for the misunderstanding. Never served on it, that's just how we call Marders here. I did however have the pleasure of serving on the glorious soviet pukewagon known as the BMP

>>34445877
Seras, from Hellsing.

>>34447313
I'm going to fap to this and you can't stop me

>>34445271
Ajin think thry have an anime for it. Looked good but never watched it

>>34447620
if i remember correctly he's immortal so literally nothing

>>34447076
they do address how large the 1897 is for her in the manga of course. by the end she has the stock sawed off

i would estimate her to be about 4'9" based on the GSC figure

>>34435555
Let's get this to 8 layers of replies.

>>34446754
Nice