ITT we summon the ATF

>mystically chanting
>takes shoelace out of shoe

>>34434844
>>34434866
>rwo sets of dubs in a row

Whaf are the odds? This has never happened before in this history of da chan

>>34434844
hey guys I was wondering if we could share tips on how to get away with not paying excise duty on tobacco products, thanks.

>>34434901
Kek

>>34434844

anyone want to go around painting cap gun barrel tips black?

itll b a hoot

>>34434958

MODS

>>34434844
So I have this Garand and a shoestring...

>>34435044
Really perros my caca

if i mix bp and some other stuff into a can then add a phone to it and call it with another phone is that cool?

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>>34435050
dude check this out

>>34434887
virus, don't click

>>34434887

who would do this? are people seriously lazy enough to not just try and make on through trial and error?

I've been shouldering my sig brace since 2015.

>>34434887
how the fuck?

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>>34434844

>>34435074
did you save a thumbnail u dufus?

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>>34435098
Bruh...

>>34435081
This. You could just look at a few pictures, maybe find a video of it, and you'd have a good enough idea about the dimensions and measurements. It's not exactly a complex machining job

>>34435110

exactly. I seriously hope people get a stupid prize for fucking with that pic

>>34435116

is that the lock ness monster?

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>>34434844
they r busy on instagram baiting ppl with their honeypot >:(

funny enough this instagram account has the commenting function completely disabled

>>34435119
alma's

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You can't get ATF'd if you don't have a dog. So it's completely legal for you to sell your auto conversion kits here at wwwDOTFuckthegubermentDOTnet

>>34435116
What is that? Was it proof of russian interference?

Mix equal parts acetone, hydrogen peroxide, and hydrochloric acid in a glass container. Make sure that glass is in an ice bath.

Stir for 10 minutes. Then filter and rinse with cold water.

Store resulting powder in a freezer for up two weeks. Avoid shock, spark, or flame.

>>34435116
Dyatlov Pass Slaughter.

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Sup you bunch of fucks

>>34434901
No federal law for growing tobacco for personal consumption
>>34434958
And now I need to buy a barrel vice and wrench to do this retarded crap.

>>34435457
What concentration of hydrogen peroxide?

>>34434887
What is it?

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Oh no

>>34435420
Kek

>>34435515
30 percent is about the strongest you can get. It gets a little unstable higher than that. You can concentrate it your self. Though it is not necessary. Lower concentrations just mean you have to use more compared to the acetone.

>>34435565
Hardware store

Tile cleaner

You can also use sulfuric acid drain cleaner.

The acid is just a catalyst

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>>34435565

>eternal bleeding

>>34435508
Neat!

>>34435597
Its a extremely painful way to die

>>34435565
4 days isn't an eternity retard

>>34435543
>dog tried to eat a skunk
>got sprayed and ran through the dog door to hide from it
>was gone for the morning
> came home to the house smelling like ass and spent my off day washing her, renting a steam vac and airing out my house in 94 degree weather
I am very tempted to trade her for half a bathtub of guns right now.

>>34435664
Its not the doggos fault you live in a skunk infested shithole

>>34435627

for (You)

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>>34435664
Trade it

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>>34434844

>>34435664

The only way I wouldn't trade a dog fort that many guns was if it was a trained attack dog

>>34435597
>>34435565
if women can put up with it, that guy should've been able to put up with it too

what a pussy

>>34435671
I removed Le Pew before and she somehow found the one skunk that survived me and my neighbors.

Didn't even catch it for the barbecue.

>>34435689
>want to join me in the show-
>bitch get the fuck out I got to meme for 4chan

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>>34436252
Kinda backwards but...memes

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>>34435597

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>>34434844

>>34434958
>We fire the whole bullet; that's 65% more bullet per bullet

>>34436643

is he a nice pupper or mean pupper would be let me pets.

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>>34436679
She's on the rag right now so she's crampy and bitchy. She's normally pretty nice though.

>>34436726
Has your GS developed hip problems yet?

>>34436733
Nope, although she's only a year and a half old. Her relatives going back a few generations have all been X-rayed and haven't had hip troubles, hopefully she will be fine too.

>>34436760
Hope so. A relative had a couple of German Shepherds and as they got older they developed really bad hip dysplasia. It was sad seeing them hobbling around in pain.

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>>34434844

>>34436782
What's the issue?

>>34435543
hello again revolver friend!

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I got this

>>34436782
there is no god...

>>34435050
>>34435065
D-does that make it full auto?

>>34436657
what are these?

>>34436657
What is it

>>34436668
nice triple 6s, sorry about your quads

>>34436955
>>34436944
AR auto sears

>>34436944
>>34436955
$3000 in tax stamps

>>34434844
I know a guy who has a silenced m17 with full giggle switch, a ten inch barrel, underslung grenade launcher, and the shoulder thing that goes up.

>>34435116
so what exactly am I seeing here
right pic looks like one from Dyatlov Pass, but thats it

>>34436962
>AR
Those are registered HK sears.

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>>34436972
>$483,200
There's 16, including the gold one.
>Fleming Sears are ~$30,000 if you can find one for sale

Apparently the man jews are total betas

https://www.hackread.com/hamas-compromised-dozens-of-idf-soldiers-phones/

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>>34434844
I'm making my own shotgun
The barrel is 15 inches
[spoiler]I plan on selling it to a friend[/spoiler]

>>34437244

wrong thread

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What? These 20 are for my car, that I plan to have.

>>34436860
yeah, until the string flopping around gets caught on something and it fucks up.

>>34436657
Holy shit, that is an expensive necklace

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>>34437251
I hate it when oil gets everwhere

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My go-to gunsmith.

Anyone has link to that youtube honeypot video?
Man the comments were amazing.

>>34434844
That's easy. You're welcome.

>>34437222
I missed the gold one, so $3200 in taxes alone.

>>34434894
stupid newfig

>>34437301
Kek, we asked for ATF, not CIA

>>34435084
Did you buy it with the intention of shouldering it?

>>34434958
jesus, spoiler that shit

>>34437299

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0JwIUeBXig

HERE YA GO

>>34435050
>>34434866
What's the shoestring for, boys?

>>34436789
third hole

so that is a select fire 5.56 AK pattern rifle.

angled receiver too.

>>34437298
I want an mp5 just so I can put two stocks on at the same time

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>>34437370
What the fuck? Why?

>>34437454
Is it a papered gun or what?

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>>34436616
JUST ADD

>>34437370
>all the comments
kek'd

>>34434844
I have the recipe for ricin on my lappy, but I'm on mobile atm

>>34436803
I hope you still have a right hand

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>>34437370

>>34437783
It is not. It's an unregistered full-fun Valmet M71. I shot it on Saturday, and I'm the one who got it for the owner. Pretty slick gun, but lolValmetmagprices.

Also, we're Canucks, so EXTRA ILLEGAL

>>34439467
Pretty cool. The only select-fire AK I've ever shot is the 74M

Anyone have proof ATF has been on here?

>>34436668
Easy there Cave Johnson.

>>34439560
>inb4 somone posts a /k/ommando larping as ATF as 'proof'

>>34439467
>tfw canucks and aussies have stupidly ridiculous gun laws because they secretly dont give a shit when they have tons of spare land and desert to hide tons of funs shit and underfunded police who are busy checking hate speech on facebook or incorrect pronoun useage
>tfw in some theoretical canuck happening, some maplefuck shows up with a fucking icbm arsenal built out of scrap parts in the yukon to nuke hongcouver.

>>34439560
Probably when they were checking the minnesota shooter's posts for muh hate speech.

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>>34439560
>mfw all these things being posted and im a federal agent...
>tfw you all probably live somewhere where all the pretty things are legal, so its okay

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>>34440059

cont. no way im posting my credentials, you faggots would dox me or call in pizzas to my office or something like that

>>34434894
summer go and stay go

>>34437301
Faggot

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>>34439560
This guy, though he was probably just a LARPer. It was a really bizarre thread. Some 19 or 20 year old really, really wanted a handgun, but there was no legal way for him to get one, so he was asking if he could buy a handgun "rifle," then SBR it. Then this dude pops up and says it's a bad idea.

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>>34439560

>>34440135
>no legal way
Kits are things, m8. Not exactly ideal but who cares if you really are set on one.

>>34440135
>>34440147
Anyone have the archive thread for that?

>>34440135
>20
>doesn't just buy a pistol from private sale

Sounds like bullshit to me.

>>34440147
>>34440135
>badge says "explosive" not "explosives"
it's fake

>>34439467
the absolute madman

>>34436616
Timmy?! Did you survive and escape?

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>>34440147
>>34440135

you can all be atfs

>>34437222
I don't want...to be that idiot who asks...but this looks to be an extremely simple to manufacture piece of metal. Why would it be worth that much, you could make that thing with basic tools and wouldn't even need a machine shop.

Is the worth tied to the legality or something?

>>34440274
its serialized and registered as a machine gun

>>34439560
I'm not sure about ATF, but some DHS guy was in a thread here about a week ago.

>>34437290
fram oil filters are shit anon. SHIT!

>>34440308

i lurk here daily
t. DHS guy

>>34440185
https://yuki.la/k/33273569

>>34440274

Yes. You can legally own this if you put in the paperwork for it. The expensive price is because there are very few of these and the government isn't allowing any new ones into the market.

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>>34435565
does his corpse still bleed?

>>34435031
why exactly is making this a felony?

>>34435510
that's because growing tobacco on a personal use scale gets you shit tobacco

>>34440383
you have to be 18 or older to be here

>>34440135
Just buy it second or have a relative "gift" it to you or buy a cap and ball revolver and a conversion to center fire kit.

>>34434894
ironic faggotry is still faggotry

>>34440383

https://www.atf.gov/file/11241/download

YOU CANT MANUFACTURE IT WITHOUT A PERMIT

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>>34440383
newfags need to LURK

>>34435135
>they r busy on instagram baiting ppl with their honeypot >:(
Type normally, you fucking retard

You have to be 18 to be here. Not fucking 12

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>>34440383

>>34440383

Because legally it's considered a machine gun, since it converts any semi-automatic AR15 into a fully automatic one. A very few number of these were allowed to be serialized and registered as machine guns, and they can be legally transferred between individuals if the proper paperwork is done and you're willing to pay the exorbitant price for one, but no new ones are legally allowed to be constructed. Merely possessing this small piece of metal is considered possessing a machine gun, and possessing an unregistered machine gun is highly illegal.

>>34440399
Depends mostly on the processing after harvest. It can be very passable but just trying it on a bar and smoking bone dry is going to be unpleasant

>>34440454

so based on this, I could have sear shaped objects as long as the intent is not for them to be placed into a gun (i.e. i want to make a gun sear tiara?)

>>34440135
>but there was no legal way for him to get one
Umm. Yes, there fucking is.

You can be 18 and buy a handgun in a private sale. You just cant buy one from an FFL.

Like, this is basic fucking gun law knowledge

>>34440476

They would charge you for possessing a machine gun, and it would be on you to prove why you have this piece of metal if not for making your gun fully automatic. Do you have some other device which uses it? Maybe it fits into your pool pump? Maybe it works the hydraulics on your ghetto fabulous ride? If it doesn't go to anything else, you'll be fucked.

>>34440524

what if they are sex toys i put in my pee hole? (anything can be a sex toy) so i guess you can own anything then

>its not a suppressor, its a fart dampening dildo

>>34440135
bruh he has a glock 18 in his holster, definitely fake

>>34440557

You'd have to convince a jury that it's made for shoving in your pee hole and not your AR. The prosecutors would argue that there's plenty of other things in your household that would be better suited for shoving in your pee hole (like your wide selection of urethral sounds), but this is the only thing suited for fully automating your AR. Think you can get a jury to acquit you? You need just a single juror to hold out to get a mistrial, but they would simply charge you again and re-prosecute, because something like this means too much to the ATF and Justice Department and the federal government can print all the money it needs to pay for your trials but you don't have unlimited funds to pay for your defense.

>>34440603
why would they jury be able to tell you what is not allowed to bring you sexual pleasure anon?

>>34440622

Because they find the idea of fully automated guns scary, and because you refused the plea bargain and Obama appointed the judge you're sentenced to the maximum allowed by law: 10 years. Maybe you can get out by 9 for good behavior, though.

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I love pipe bombs

>>34440443
sorry dipshit, typing on mobile leaves much to be desired

>buh buh buh buh typing shortcuts trigger me

ironic how a little bitch like yourself is questioning someone else's age.

>>34440687
>I'm too lazy: The Post

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>>34434844
Hold my beer

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>>34440698
>I'm a whiny little bitch that has to whine for the sake of whining: the faggot.

>>34440701
That steel case Wolf or Tula?
Lmao.

>>34440717
Only the finest military specced Wolf ammo for me my friend. I shoot precision.

>>34435074
>>34435098
1. Download image.
2. Open in MS Paint.
3. Save as DOS file.
4. Run in 1995 NEC computer on Win95

>>34440703
Thats some mighty fine Projection you got there buddy

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>>34440790
>Thats some mighty fine Projection you got there buddy
>hurr durr look mom

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>>34434887
ill one up you

>>34435543
>pit bulls
>degenerate

>>34440686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abtn-jNL6BQ

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>>34440730
>A true /k/ommando, complete with alien fleshlight.

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>>34434844

>>34437222
Sure they are, bro

>>34440686
What's the vaseline for, to shove it up your ass?
>gay shit

>>34440443
assblasted much?

>>34435457

Fairly certain that will just blow up as soon as you mix it.

>>34440913
How else will you sneak it in?

>>34440913
To stablise the chlorate.

>>34440603
if /k/ was on it you know he'd get off

Hey ATF! we resurrected antman and allowed him to roam freely across the united states.

;)

>>34441521
In more ways then one.

>>34437833
potassium perchlorate would be better, it makes ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder very sensitive, its whats added to make .22 relation targets.

>>34434894
Prepare to be amazed

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>>34441867
OFF BY ONE GOD DAMN IT

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>>34435070
How could a Image give you a virus?

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>>34435565
>eternal bleeding

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>>34440199
Seconding this
>https://www.atf.gov/our-history/photo-gallery-2

>>34440848
I'll give you $1k if you can turn up a registered Fleming sear for less than $30k.
>make sure you check the "buy now price" on those GB sales before you try to claim that "you won"
I'll wait.

>>34442029
What

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>>34435070
>3megs for a simple image
i already clicked it lads. time to reformat?

>>34442262
don't worry, just name it 4chan. js and double click on it

>>34437370
Holy shit what the fuck is this.

>>34442262
You cut everything except for the bitmap stuff. If you're scared, open it in a virtual machine.

>>34442262
ITT retards that don't know how encoded images work.

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>>34436245
>removed Le Pew

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>>34442262
its a stegnographically embedded image, its just a way of putting a PDF in a picture, here is another

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>>34437400
bump fire

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>>34442590
How tho.

>>34439493
>Full fun 5.45 rifle
Jealous friendo. I want to shoot that, a vector, and an AN94

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>>34440321
Personally I've never had a reason to get any different brand, and in that case I was just going for volume.

>>34436596
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE

>>34440059
>>34440090
heres your (you) gov't faggot

>>34440328
For work or for fun?

>>34440461
>since it converts any semi-automatic AR15 into a fully automatic one.
Every single time one of you numbnuts comes around. The LL only works with SP1 carriers.

>>34435050
That shoestring thing isn't even illegal.

>>34443405

fun of course (i dont tell my coworkers because they think the 4chans is the anonimoos h4kers and bad stuff)

>>34440147
Airshit

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>>34437370
>those comments from atf puppet accounts

>>34440557
>fart dampening dildo
Fucken got me

what's stopping me from putting an AR "pistol" upper on a standard lower

>>34436616
If one of these fell, would it blow up?

>>34443678
How dare you, I would take a bullet for txrebel2112 and Eduardo Gallardo got me a very nice deal on some lawn care.

>>34435671
yeah I mean who actually lives in a skunk's habitat

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>>34443966

>>34434958
mother of god

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>>34435276

>>34443978
>No skunks in New Orleans
Skunks confirmed for having taste.

>>34443935
its only an oxidizer it needs a fuel to blow up, that's why its ANFO ammonium nitrate fuel oil.

>>34440135
>>34440147

Hey, I'm just going to make this compound in a rural area and buy a ton of guns. Hope that's alright!

>>34444040
I hope all your forms are in order *begins shooting women and children*

>>34436643
RIP pupper ;-;

>>34435276
Do the sights actually work like that? I'm tempted to buy my own Glock 40 Problem Solver.

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>>34443913
literally nothing

>>34443440
how do i join DHS?

>>34444027
More like the residents keep eating all of them

I'm going to start my own little organisation in the woods. We're going to have our own religion, we're going to be patriotic constitutionalists, we're going to buy, make and sell guns and we're also going to run a puppy farm, all out of our off-the-grid compound in the middle of nowhere. I also just got word from my uncle that he needs somewhere to store three tankers of gasoline and I thought they'd be fine out of the hot sun in my new, fresh pine barn that's connected to the rest of the compound by the fibreglass and wood sleeping quarters where my friends' families are staying when they're up here.

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>>34435565

>>34443913
spooks

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>>34444228

>>34443913
guilt

>>34442590
>>34442262
It was also the main way /b/ would share cp.

not that I would know about that.

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>>34434844
Has anyone tried this?

>>34443440
Good to hear. I like knowing there are some based Feds out there. What do you do there?

>>34434958
Why is my peener stiff?

>>34441007
No.

Though silver fulminate has a very strong chance too.

>>34443935
It would be extremely painful

>>34434958
>not stroking it first