And there's seemingly no way of getting a way to defend my home in the meantime.
>carry a 3" knife bruv!
No thanks, I don't want to get stabbed in case the guy comes prepped and has a 3.5" one.
>wat do?
I don't want to threaten or harm anyone, GCHQanon, I just want to keep safe in case things go south really fast. Any ideas?
You guys can get bolt action rifles right? Get a lee enfield and a sword bayonet
Move out of major cities, or just go as far North as possible. If you can bear the Scottish antics, you'll be fine.
Or somehow convince the IRA to join your cause. They've been blowing shit up for years.
>>34434414
>European War
The what
>>34434432
OP specified home defense
>>34434414
Build a wall round your house and drown in your own pish you bed wetting English cunt.
>>34434414
>European War
The government keeps millions of SLRs, L4 brens, brens, No.4s, SMLEs, and a plethora of equipment going back to the Martini henry inside climate controlled hardened aircraft shelters. Just for such an occasion.
My recommendation is to move out of whatever urban shithole you live in.
Cricket bat is proportional for a burglar, for survival, an air rifle or crossbow will do.
If you need more protection your fucked, as firearms and shotguns are purely for recreation.
>>34434414
>European War
u wot m8
>>34434414
>european war
to say it with bong words
you wot m8?
>>34435157
Come now. He's obviously referring to the Forced Unification Movement, which the EU is going to enforce with their European Army. Britain, Poland, Czechoslovakia and Estonia will be playing Defense, Germany and it's Million Man Muslim Army will be playing offense.
>>34434414
Get a shotgun since they are a must issue.
>>34435180
im german and it hits to close home
>>34435334
its OK, you can join the queens german legion part of the free Deutsche forces
>>34434414
>No thanks, I don't want to get stabbed in case the guy comes prepped and has a 3.5" one.
Don't worry, you're enough of a pussy that a broadsword wouldn't help you.
>>34435437
i got four guns i will fight with the allies
thanks m8 for the invitation